Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d LOVE doechii. But I don’t think she’d have the eyes if she did it herself, right?
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I’d LOVE doechii. But I don’t think she’d have the eyes if she did it herself, right?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll be sure to come dressed as my pfp 👻
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha same!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s on the New Romantics tracking sub! Just search Maggie rogers.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad Brain day: having the invasive thought that it doesn’t matter how much luck you have over your life if you lack ambition or will you will never know success. Spoken as a lucky, lazy kid.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
PUH-LEASE don’t get me started on the Maggie Rogers of it all…I tried to compile the MR flags from insta on the New Romantics sub and I simply couldn’t. There are SO MANY.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh it's so good. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly there's SO MUCH in this book. A very good read, but not succinct (at least not for me). It's sent me down so many rabbit holes >_<
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
"Room dividers will cut visual distractions by blocking those distractions altogether. " & "When sound is absorbed instead of bouncing back, it is easier for students to hear and focus on the lesson." Next time it'll be either a giant mirror or a pope mobile...
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I still don't understand the lore around the national poster--I missed it. What does it have to do with Jack's wedding? Could you point me to the right rabbit hole?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
These comments are WILD! I can’t tell if they know he’s gay or if they’re just trying to co-op gay phrases 😂😂😂
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m waiting for the day when we, collectively, just call it ‘gaylore’.
the7wivesofRH⸆⸉ ❤️🔥 (@the7wivesofrh.bsky.social) reposted
stadium tour coded 🏟️ telling a sports story continues…
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
All I gotta say is divorce looks SO GREAT on Alexis Bledel. #emmys
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it, Rashee is probably finding harsher treatment in Texas as a black man than a white man…& I disagree with that wholeheartedly. If only our justice system would regularly charge the elite the way they currently do black and brown people. We wouldn’t get bullshit like this from millionaires.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Just got back from a surprise lunch that my partner threw together for me with all of our friends 🥹🥹 genuinely I don’t know what’s going on, I’m so emo about anyone wishing me happy birthday this year which is wild, because it literally happens every year…😭😭
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Also, last night I went down @ginacatto.bsky.social rabbit hole about the eras tour timelines and whole….🤯🤯 New canon document. Part 1/4 (watch em all) www.tiktok.com/@acuriouscat...
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!! I need to her to get really idgaf.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
@mssmarty.bsky.social & @wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social I appreciate this context. I’m definitely biased so it’s very likely I’m reading it wrong. I stay as far away from Karlie Kuschner as possible.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I started working on something, hoping to have to finished…soon. But, i dont know friend, my baby just started teething BAD so i may not be done h til they’re like a year old (they’re currently 6 months) .
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Me four. Baby is teething or regressing—i dont know, but its awful.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t wait for the day she says on video, “that’s a beautiful shade of green” about something that is like red or pink and people go—“Taylor are you okay?”
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so sorry, Auggie.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yaaay! Congrats, KP!!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Listening to Audrey Hobert until further notice.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
But in the context of her children…what an awful thing to say, let alone put in the internet for all time. I think she means she wants a child that is AFAB, but the message to her two other children is still, ‘I want for something other than you.’
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha noooo I’m sorry
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you had a blissful escape for all of 3 seconds…🤡
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!!! we did a group think on this a couple of days ago! ❤️ bsky.app/profile/mari... And it’s DEFINITELY more interesting now that @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social & @wordswhispered.bsky.social & others are thinking the bar TN posted will complete filling on 9/13 now 🙃🙃🙃 What do you know, Ed??!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Im pretty sure you’re not tracking this anymore Trix @cultoftheclitoris.lesbian.cat but I was looking at this insta account (my kid is starting solids) and saw these and thought of you. 🙃🙃🙃
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha I appreciate you humoring me.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha SAAAAMME junior year in high school! Ah, I’m so in awe.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
…hard when we were like “WHY WOULD WE PUT HER DOWN???” 😂
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
The way I’ve been going through this myself but in a weird way. Everyone and our peds is always like, “oh her head shape is so lovely!” Has left my partner and I befuddled, we eventually learned it was from holding her when someone was like, “well do you every put her down?” They laughed at us REAL
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing! I also thought I was clocking a pagliacci ref—I had no idea bout perriot!! Aylssa, I LOVE your mind.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Auds 🎂
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Willow ❤️
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, k! ✨
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the f*** is subteeeting you?!?!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
!!! Especially giving the showgirl era we’ll definitely still be in. It’s also weird because when I think of circus—they don’t have show girls, but they do have show ponies…is this explaining all the horse stuff too???
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Good god someone tag @wordswhispered.bsky.social !! Also @wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social thank you so much for doing the maths….not my strong point. I went to art school 😂
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s a lover of outdoors! I know! Flowers always look so good along the coast.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Angie! 🥰
KP (@kpinreallife.bsky.social) reposted
Sagittarius rules the 9th house and Pisces rules the 12th. Tomorrow is 9/12 which will be the mirror of the Eras wrap party. THATS ALL IM SAYING
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂 It’s PR—they’re trying to leech off fandoms they’re adjacent too for money and it’s 🤮 but not surprising.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can think of is thunderbirds are go!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Alyssa!!! 🥰
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Lo 💖💖💖
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
If the pod was on august 13th and that was 45% And today is September 11th and we’re at 51.55%….
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh the Ellisons 🤮🤮🤮 as if oracle wasn’t bad enough…. Also they way the govt change the rules so this purchase could happen is INFURIATING!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL I said what I said.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Stella, baby!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Luna! ❤️
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, imagine being Brittany (I know, 🤮)? Like, are they paying homage to her?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!! Like these are not real vines!! All I can think about the stories that were like “the flowers cost $$$38,1387” 😂😂 They look so BAD & I’m pretty sure that’s why the photo quality is low. No self-respecting engagement photographer would ever…
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheese is ALWAYS a solid snack choice too.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
the same as every other restaurant when she goes to their towns…what a lovely, unique homage…
hannah ⌛🌈🪜 (@somederangedweirdo.bsky.social) reposted
to any and all trans friends in my sphere, you are heard, you are welcome, you are safe here 🩷
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I came here to say this! 🩶🩷
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Also I may or may not have been singing the chorus of “house tour” like Mrs. Lovett since I first heard it. I can’t help it, it’s too perfect. “Do you want a house toooouuuurrrr”
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Taylor Swift, thank you for remembering my birthday. The clownery shenanigans are always fun, but especially on the 13,881 day of my life. 🫶 /parasocial post
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh? Bizarre…
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I the only one who doesn’t see the story anymore? What happened?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Tooth is okay, just needed to get a crown fixed. Look at how cute our dog is on a hike!! 💚
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Now the pre-save story is gone…did they delete it?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s long but the last episode ended with her sitting in a salon chair and saying she wanted something different. So everyone is assuming she’s getting a pixie or bob, a la Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, team hike! Thank you 😅😅 leave it to me.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Jen!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know many things, but I know TN doesn’t know how to work pre-saves. Their presave links NEVER work:
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh thanks, friend. It’s starting with an emergency visit to the dentist. (I think I’ve cracked a tooth from grinding about….the state of the world). But hopefully after it’s a hike and being lazy and then yummy food at my fav restaurant with partner and baby!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Aghhhhhhh wifey! This theory is everything. I like that the cage is open, I don’t like the optics of a man being in there like he opened the door. I do like the optics of her allowing another person in though. 🤔🤔🤔
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
…then it went on the NYT best seller list for more than a month.) We also see Jenny doing a lot of interesting things with her series adaptation. She’s being more inclusive & re-writing the timeline. It’s like the series is a re-record of the books. Haha you and 25 million other viewers, Tree. 😂❤️
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly think there’s a DEEP connection between Jenny and Taylor as artists and they’re actual friends. They work with a lot of the same themes and I think it was Taylor’s first occurrence of someone being inspired by TS in a big way. (TSITP was written while JH listened to the fearless album &….
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
Yes!! 🪞🎞️📸 All the talk we’ve been having about mirrors and cameras. www.tiktok.com/@faeryfolkk/... I’m telling you all, TSITP is a New Romantics supplemental course. I truly think not only is Jenny a NR, but I also think she’s is one of us.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
*say 🫠
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
When I saw Tara and Darcy was a CANON event for me. And to Seven???? 😭😭😭 She’s Gemma in TSITP universe and pretty much single-handedly why Belly stays in France. Shes a little fairy godmother.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
🙃🙃🙃
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes Gemma and Max are indeed gay and gfs in the show ❤️❤️❤️ But my question is why Belly’s hair LONG????
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
🚨🚨🚨 Jenny has shown us scenes we haven’t seen yet, Jenny has shown us scenes we haven’t seen yet 🚨🚨🚨 (To all the gay-ppl who have me on their timeline and could care less about TSITP—I’m so sorry).
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
CAUSE EARL HAD TA DIIIEEEEEEEE 🎶
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
ITS ON MY TBR OKAY?! I have to get through, tipping the velvet, hamlet, Evelyn Hugo, & The Island of Missing Trees first 😮💨 No one has ever had me reading as much as Taylor Swift…
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
Also am I misremembering or wasn’t there a rumor for years that the actress in ATW was Aniston?
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
All while she’s launching a new bf on insta! The timing is. WILD &…not a coincidence.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
📌
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
This is not a good question for me: I am ENTRENCHED with the belief that Jenny Han is a NR and is egging other NR in her stories at VERY SPECIFIC SPOTS IN THE STORY. Don’t look at my TSITP threads…I feel simultaneously unhinged/like I’m on to something.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
📌
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
I KNOW!! 😭😭
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
THE LION KING???? You mean ‘Hamlet’????? 💀💀💀💀
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social)
*sigh* just thinking about how if Taylor was the man, she wouldn’t get married until “58 years later” after ‘The Man’. But here we are 5 years later and she’s engaged….😮💨
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so interesting when you think about it in terms of body language. She could be conveying so many different things with the same pose….kinda like her lyrics. Makes me think of “I can show you lies”.
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG THESE CUT TO BLACK ENDINGS!!!! I’m ready for the finale. I’M PRIMED!
Mari 🥞 🩷💛🩵 (@marisbumf.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s cutting her hair!!!!