Beans Baxter
@markgilboard.bsky.social
Actual human. New Mexico stan. KUNM DJ Music to Soothe the Savage Beast. Husband, Girl dad, seen some shit. Caught a good bus today.
created October 9, 2024
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Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Growing up, we had one of these, exact same year, in pale yellow. Parents divorced, so dad parked it under a car cover at the duplex that me, my mom and my sister moved into. I used to play in it and pretend to drive. Told me it would be mine on my 16th bday. Sold it when I was 13, early gutpunch.
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I’m sure the payday for the UNM Athletics Dept make a lot of sense to them, and anything is possible…
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
You sportsball fans ever see worse chances for your alma mater in a college football game? Go Lobos?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
IMPORTANT
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
First and only motorcycle I ever drove, borrowed it from my roommate the week he bought it. Headed to rehearsal for a local theater company play I was in, at the first light, I accidentally popped a wheelie and barely got that front wheel down in time to dive into a sharp left turn. Thing was FAST.
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M. Laurel Walsh (@laurelwalsh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I teach Freshman Composition and have for two decades. This is posted in my classroom
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
ABQ, please get to know your Mayoral candidates. Let’s do our beloved city a favor and make good choices. Register link below.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
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Tokyo Tek (@teknasty.bsky.social) reposted
Not them removing the cracker and barrel
Robyn Swirling (@rswirling.bsky.social) reposted
There is a LOT of filming going on and reporting out where feds and ICE are in DC. I know everyone means to be helpful when sharing that information, so I encourage everyone to get up to speed on the SALUTE method, which allows us to share info that is precise and doesn’t sow more fear.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
A for effort
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the way. I love me some Berkner around the kids, but i’ll be damned if it ruins my impeccable fave music algorithm.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
This is the way.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
IMPORTANT
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Hubba hubba
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKETS (and you should too!) I saw John Grant in Philly in April and he was sublime, what a great night this will be…
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
This timeless Shaggin Wagon resides a mere 4 hours from my home. I should make it mine.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: This May or May Not Be Lorelei
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Tentativeness Man
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Neil Middle Age
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Japanese Continental Breakfast
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Lunar Staycation
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band (two ways): Soccer Stepmommy and Futsal Mommy
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Slightly diminish a band: Hobby Pit
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Slightly diminish a band: Perfume Above Average Intelligence
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Slightly diminish a band: Yo Probablemente La Tengo
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
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Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Dierdre’s right about Kamau being right. It’s on me. And you. Yes you, reading this. And me.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Is it possible to not really like a guy at all but LOVE what he’s doing here?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
not all heroes wear capes
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Bang Theory
Strong Towns Albuquerque (@strongtownsabq.bsky.social) reposted
We visited Culdesac Tempe in 108° heat. It was one of the only places where people were outside: walking, eating, biking. This car-free neighborhood worked. So why can’t we have that in Albuquerque? 🧵 A short story in 4 slides and how you can help:
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
👀
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Warehouse all these stupid paeans to racism once and for all. This thread is so enlightening, please read.
Strong Towns Albuquerque (@strongtownsabq.bsky.social) reposted
Albuquerque is short 56,000+ homes. R-25-167 is a bottom-up, opt-in zoning fix that lets property owners add casitas, duplexes, and corner stores—without mandates. 🏘️ Let’s pass it. 📅 Aug 13 hearing ✍️ Sign the letter 🔗 forms.gle/jpFzkP7ELqYU...
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Make it in Taxachusetts, LITERALLY
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Same, Toad, same.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I see that local Colorado politics is still Colorado-ing…
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I fucking LOVED Gatorgum so much! Bring it back!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
sign you follow the right “sports guys” on bluesky. the comments are great (thus far) and let’s all protect trans kids in all things not just sports.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
I biffed this post by not mentioning bush tits. (Purposefully didn’t include boobies)
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Dickcissels and Titmice are my favorite birbs (names version)
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
SPOTTED on the bus today: an amazing “don’t worry about me worry about your eyebrows” T-shirt
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Whoops!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I feel like the wildflowers silhouette cup doesn’t get its propers
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I take the bus here in ABQ 3-4 times a week. It is a godsend.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
Trump posted it. Check out JD Vance.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Colorado losing another battle in the Green Chile War to NM, again by self-own (spelling it c-h-i-l-i).
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/rLwbzGyC6t4?...
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
yes i was jokingly and regrettably being sexist. everyone knows the best name would be the Boston Accents
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
The Patriettes
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
the ignominious end to a 54-day streak Wordle 1,497 X/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
neither
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
Brother
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Finally some good news
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
What in the deep fried fuck is this? Intersectionality and unconscious bias, THINGS THAT EXIST in the world we live in, along with the idea that people are transgender- ALSO A REAL THING, cannot exist in AI because it won’t be “reliable”. But fake cancer studies and lawsuits are fine?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
FINGERS CROSSED
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! Lowell General, 1971
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when Ozzy tweeted that T-PAIN did the best cover of "War Pigs"
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
famous prank call hero Mike Hunt is in the pic tho
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
A fitting tribute!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
not all heroes wear capes
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Do any of my ABQ peeps like Film Noir? Then @guildcinema.bsky.social has a Festival for YOU!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, 2nd call for @thelouvreof.bsky.social jeesh
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
Do Markets Value Fed Independence? An Event Study.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
mine was arrested (going into my Senior year) for “lewd and lascivious behavior” at the infamous rest stops along a local stretch of Massachusetts highway, oof
Ellen Braaten (@ellenbraaten.bsky.social) reposted
This is not “parenting.” There was no misbehavior that needed to be corrected. In fact, there is a manufactured issue based on the whim of a narcissist parent. This is “narcissistic parenting” - based on a need for control and to feed his own grandiosity & to be the center of attention.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I am SO HAPPY one pf my fave follows from the Bad Place is here on Bluesky!!! Follow @spacegooose.bsky.social if you know what’s good for ya!
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted
BY THE WAY, YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THE RESIST LIST.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck, and please make posts while you’re in there!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
I can’t go b/c I have a radio show that night (KUNM Music To Soothe The Savage Beast for LIFE) but this is going to be a FUN show!!!
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Nice work out of NM’s most populous TX border county. So glad we have a former HHS Secretary as our governor in these times.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...
Nina Turner (@ninaturner.bsky.social) reposted
The yearly pay at the federal minimum wage: $15,080 The average yearly cost of a 1 bedroom apartment in the United States: $17,340 We need living wages and lower housing costs. This is not sustainable.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
fellas is it gay to have a hard on for an old truck?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
now that’s a fucking show
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
water bottles that make people what now?
Grant Tosterud (@granttosterud.bsky.social) reposted
Albuquerque gracing the cover of Physics Today magazine! Meteorologist Michael Anand from the NWS Albuquerque wrote a great article on the physics behind Baloon Fiesta and why Albuquerque is such a special place for hot air ballooning.
Chad Loder (@chadloder.bsky.social) reposted
ICE's show of force today in Los Angeles is grim but largely symbolic. They'll kidnap fewer people today than average. We knew they were planning something because their operational tempo slacked from Jul 4-6. Community members got to #MacArthurPark hours ahead of time to warn residents.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
garden update
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Says the guy leading the bribes division of making sure Harvard quashes their antisemitism ffs
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
don’t get me started on the stunted and generally “off” high from vaping, either
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
almost daily user since ‘89, VP of Sales & Marketing for a $25M Cannabis Co. (for 1 year, then had to nah). WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
look at this magnificent beast
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
New bitch just dropped
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the owner John, nice guy, loves teaching people how to blow glass.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a glass blowing studio that does classes near San Mateo & Central called Aurora Borealis - check it out! www.auroraborealisglassworks.net
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
finally some good news today
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
ABQ weather dorks (complimentary) did you know that July is our “wettest” month where we’re likely to see rain for a whole FIFTH (almost) of the days?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Exotic dancer training academy called Possibilititties. Is this anything?
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
DO NOT SCROLL WHEN HUNGRY - you’ll need food AND need to listen to Lady Gaga all at the same time.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
ACABAEP (all cops are bad at estate planning)
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
At Bates (go Garnet Bobcats!) my brethren in Roger Williams Hall “liberated” the drywalled-over victorian fireplace one weekend which resulted in tidy sums being collected from our student accounts for OUR sophomoric mischief. Mamdani is just like you ‘n me, I guess. Anyone else have any stories?
Jen (@ladyjenpool.bsky.social) reposted
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
Not to mention the Paul Schaefer stand-in vibes Bezos is giving
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
So cool to see NM’s Vara Winery on @vinepair.com’s Best American Wines under $50 list for Summer favorites. That sparkling wine is a real gem. vinepair.com/buy-this-boo...
Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)
There’s a “they’re not sending us their best” joke in here somewhere. Too bad they’re defunding all the NSF grants that could help with this.