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Beans Baxter

@markgilboard.bsky.social

Actual human. New Mexico stan. KUNM DJ Music to Soothe the Savage Beast. Husband, Girl dad, seen some shit. Caught a good bus today.

created October 9, 2024

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Growing up, we had one of these, exact same year, in pale yellow. Parents divorced, so dad parked it under a car cover at the duplex that me, my mom and my sister moved into. I used to play in it and pretend to drive. Told me it would be mine on my 16th bday. Sold it when I was 13, early gutpunch.

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I’m sure the payday for the UNM Athletics Dept make a lot of sense to them, and anything is possible…

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

You sportsball fans ever see worse chances for your alma mater in a college football game? Go Lobos?

screen shot of espn analytics graphic showing a 2.5% chance of the New Mexico Lobos football team beating the Michigan Wolverines
30/8/2025, 2:07:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IMPORTANT

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

First and only motorcycle I ever drove, borrowed it from my roommate the week he bought it. Headed to rehearsal for a local theater company play I was in, at the first light, I accidentally popped a wheelie and barely got that front wheel down in time to dive into a sharp left turn. Thing was FAST.

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TheyreTheSamePicture.gif

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Profile picture Kevin Murray (He/Him) (@claystorm.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture M. Laurel Walsh (@laurelwalsh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I teach Freshman Composition and have for two decades. This is posted in my classroom

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25/8/2025, 12:19:39 PM | 60 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

ABQ, please get to know your Mayoral candidates. Let’s do our beloved city a favor and make good choices. Register link below.

25/8/2025, 4:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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click click click click click clack clack clack clack click click click clack clack clack clack clack click click click click click clack clack clack

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Profile picture Tokyo Tek (@teknasty.bsky.social) reposted

Not them removing the cracker and barrel

20/8/2025, 6:47:05 PM | 10556 3027 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robyn Swirling (@rswirling.bsky.social) reposted

There is a LOT of filming going on and reporting out where feds and ICE are in DC. I know everyone means to be helpful when sharing that information, so I encourage everyone to get up to speed on the SALUTE method, which allows us to share info that is precise and doesn’t sow more fear.

S.A.L.U.T.E DOCUMENTATION S size: How many agents/ officers/vehicles? A Activity: What are the agents doing? Knocking on doors? Detaining someone? Attempting to enter private property? L Location: Give an exact address, intersection and/or landmark. U- Units: What letters, details, or patches are visible on the uniforms/jackets/vests/vehicles? Plainclothes? Masked? Pretending to be police? Refused to identify themselves? T -Time: What is the date and time? This info should be shared quickly. E-Equipment: What did agents have with them? Any weapons, flexicuffs, dogs, door breakers, LAD sound cannon, vans, SUVs, etc. Document vehicle details especially plates! For a template go to salute.kyr.digital/en OR scan the QR code. The generated message is what you can use when communicating with the hotlines!
19/8/2025, 2:16:07 PM | 186 140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

A for effort

19/8/2025, 8:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way. I love me some Berkner around the kids, but i’ll be damned if it ruins my impeccable fave music algorithm.

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This is the way.

15/8/2025, 3:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

IMPORTANT

15/8/2025, 12:15:00 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Hubba hubba

14/8/2025, 7:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKETS (and you should too!) I saw John Grant in Philly in April and he was sublime, what a great night this will be…

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

This timeless Shaggin Wagon resides a mere 4 hours from my home. I should make it mine.

13/8/2025, 9:50:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: This May or May Not Be Lorelei

13/8/2025, 9:28:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Tentativeness Man

13/8/2025, 9:28:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Neil Middle Age

13/8/2025, 9:26:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Japanese Continental Breakfast

13/8/2025, 9:26:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Lunar Staycation

13/8/2025, 9:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band (two ways): Soccer Stepmommy and Futsal Mommy

13/8/2025, 9:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Hobby Pit

13/8/2025, 9:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Perfume Above Average Intelligence

13/8/2025, 9:19:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Yo Probablemente La Tengo

13/8/2025, 9:15:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

click click click click click click click click click click clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Dierdre’s right about Kamau being right. It’s on me. And you. Yes you, reading this. And me.

13/8/2025, 4:08:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Is it possible to not really like a guy at all but LOVE what he’s doing here?

13/8/2025, 4:01:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

not all heroes wear capes

11/8/2025, 4:13:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Bang Theory

9/8/2025, 2:41:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strong Towns Albuquerque (@strongtownsabq.bsky.social) reposted

We visited Culdesac Tempe in 108° heat. It was one of the only places where people were outside: walking, eating, biking. This car-free neighborhood worked. So why can’t we have that in Albuquerque? 🧵 A short story in 4 slides and how you can help:

A title slide with a warm-toned photo of Culdesac Tempe, a walkable, car-free neighborhood. The image shows clustered housing, courtyards, and tree-lined walkways. A large badge says A four-photo collage showing scenes of everyday life at Culdesac. In one image, people walk in a shaded courtyard. In the other, a couple sits outside near a grocery store. The text reads: “It was 108° when we visited. Still, this was one of the only places we saw people walking, biking, and enjoying the outdoors. The design made it feel safe, shaded, and social.” Side-by-side comparison. Left: A diagram showing Culdesac’s compact, walkable layout. Right: A satellite image of a large parking lot and wide roads in Albuquerque. Text reads: “Why not Albuquerque?” with bullet points: “🚫 Car-centric zoning,” “🚫 Parking minimums,” and “🚫 Mixed-use illegal in most neighborhoods.” A footer says: “Walkable places like this are literally illegal to build here.” A clean action slide with purple and white text over a photo of a pedestrian-friendly street. The text lists action items: 📝 Sign the open letter for R-167 🗣️ Speak at City Council on August 13 💻 Join IDO Zoom meetings (Aug 12 @ noon & Aug 25 @ 6PM) Final line: “Let’s build a more walkable, resilient, people-first Albuquerque—together.”
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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

👀

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Warehouse all these stupid paeans to racism once and for all. This thread is so enlightening, please read.

6/8/2025, 4:00:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strong Towns Albuquerque (@strongtownsabq.bsky.social) reposted

Albuquerque is short 56,000+ homes. R-25-167 is a bottom-up, opt-in zoning fix that lets property owners add casitas, duplexes, and corner stores—without mandates. 🏘️ Let’s pass it. 📅 Aug 13 hearing ✍️ Sign the letter 🔗 forms.gle/jpFzkP7ELqYU...

“Help Us Pass Resolution 25-167: A Big Step for Housing and Livability in ABQ. A resolution establishing an opt-in process for legislative zoning conversions to increase housing options citywide.” Image shows a row of historic-style adobe homes with shaded porches. Text at bottom: “Learn more & sign our letter (link in bio).” Map of Albuquerque highlighting areas zoned single-dwelling (yellow) covering over 65% of the city. Text: “The Problem: Limited housing choices, rising prices, fewer neighbors and local businesses. We need more flexibility, not more red tape.” Photo of a small blue-trimmed adobe house. Text: “The Opportunity: City Council will soon consider R-167: Housing, by choice. Lets property owners opt in to zoning allowing duplexes, townhomes, small apartments, and mixed-use. No one is forced. Everyone benefits.” Photo of Albuquerque Civic Plaza canopy. Text: “How you can help! Speak up at the Aug 13 Land Use Committee meeting (in-person or Zoom). Write your City Councilor. Share your housing story. Sign our open letter. Let’s make ABQ affordable, walkable, and welcoming—one lot at a time.”
6/8/2025, 3:33:19 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Make it in Taxachusetts, LITERALLY

5/8/2025, 3:16:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Same, Toad, same.

4/8/2025, 10:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I see that local Colorado politics is still Colorado-ing…

4/8/2025, 10:32:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I fucking LOVED Gatorgum so much! Bring it back!

3/8/2025, 5:19:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

sign you follow the right “sports guys” on bluesky. the comments are great (thus far) and let’s all protect trans kids in all things not just sports.

1/8/2025, 2:26:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

I biffed this post by not mentioning bush tits. (Purposefully didn’t include boobies)

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Dickcissels and Titmice are my favorite birbs (names version)

31/7/2025, 5:21:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SPOTTED on the bus today: an amazing “don’t worry about me worry about your eyebrows” T-shirt

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Whoops!

30/7/2025, 6:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I feel like the wildflowers silhouette cup doesn’t get its propers

29/7/2025, 2:11:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I take the bus here in ABQ 3-4 times a week. It is a godsend.

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Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Trump posted it. Check out JD Vance.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Colorado losing another battle in the Green Chile War to NM, again by self-own (spelling it c-h-i-l-i).

small bag of Boulder (canyon) Green Chile chips
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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/rLwbzGyC6t4?...

25/7/2025, 7:11:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes i was jokingly and regrettably being sexist. everyone knows the best name would be the Boston Accents

25/7/2025, 7:05:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

The Patriettes

25/7/2025, 7:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

the ignominious end to a 54-day streak Wordle 1,497 X/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

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neither

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Brother

24/7/2025, 4:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Finally some good news

24/7/2025, 4:50:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

What in the deep fried fuck is this? Intersectionality and unconscious bias, THINGS THAT EXIST in the world we live in, along with the idea that people are transgender- ALSO A REAL THING, cannot exist in AI because it won’t be “reliable”. But fake cancer studies and lawsuits are fine?

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

FINGERS CROSSED

23/7/2025, 4:57:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too! Lowell General, 1971

23/7/2025, 2:11:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when Ozzy tweeted that T-PAIN did the best cover of "War Pigs"

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

famous prank call hero Mike Hunt is in the pic tho

23/7/2025, 2:00:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

A fitting tribute!

23/7/2025, 12:58:45 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

not all heroes wear capes

21/7/2025, 9:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Do any of my ABQ peeps like Film Noir? Then @guildcinema.bsky.social has a Festival for YOU!

21/7/2025, 6:22:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, 2nd call for @thelouvreof.bsky.social jeesh

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Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

Do Markets Value Fed Independence? An Event Study.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

mine was arrested (going into my Senior year) for “lewd and lascivious behavior” at the infamous rest stops along a local stretch of Massachusetts highway, oof

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Profile picture Ellen Braaten (@ellenbraaten.bsky.social) reposted

This is not “parenting.” There was no misbehavior that needed to be corrected. In fact, there is a manufactured issue based on the whim of a narcissist parent. This is “narcissistic parenting” - based on a need for control and to feed his own grandiosity & to be the center of attention.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

I am SO HAPPY one pf my fave follows from the Bad Place is here on Bluesky!!! Follow @spacegooose.bsky.social if you know what’s good for ya!

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Profile picture Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted

BY THE WAY, YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THE RESIST LIST.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck, and please make posts while you’re in there!

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I can’t go b/c I have a radio show that night (KUNM Music To Soothe The Savage Beast for LIFE) but this is going to be a FUN show!!!

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Nice work out of NM’s most populous TX border county. So glad we have a former HHS Secretary as our governor in these times.

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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Profile picture Nina Turner (@ninaturner.bsky.social) reposted

The yearly pay at the federal minimum wage: $15,080 The average yearly cost of a 1 bedroom apartment in the United States: $17,340 We need living wages and lower housing costs. This is not sustainable.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

fellas is it gay to have a hard on for an old truck?

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now that’s a fucking show

10/7/2025, 6:24:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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water bottles that make people what now?

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Profile picture Grant Tosterud (@granttosterud.bsky.social) reposted

Albuquerque gracing the cover of Physics Today magazine! Meteorologist Michael Anand from the NWS Albuquerque wrote a great article on the physics behind Baloon Fiesta and why Albuquerque is such a special place for hot air ballooning.

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Profile picture Chad Loder (@chadloder.bsky.social) reposted

ICE's show of force today in Los Angeles is grim but largely symbolic. They'll kidnap fewer people today than average. We knew they were planning something because their operational tempo slacked from Jul 4-6. Community members got to #MacArthurPark hours ahead of time to warn residents.

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garden update

foreground of tomato and squash plants in bloom with grafitti’d concrete block wall behind.
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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Says the guy leading the bribes division of making sure Harvard quashes their antisemitism ffs

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

don’t get me started on the stunted and generally “off” high from vaping, either

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

almost daily user since ‘89, VP of Sales & Marketing for a $25M Cannabis Co. (for 1 year, then had to nah). WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

look at this magnificent beast

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

New bitch just dropped

2/7/2025, 6:42:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

I know the owner John, nice guy, loves teaching people how to blow glass.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a glass blowing studio that does classes near San Mateo & Central called Aurora Borealis - check it out! www.auroraborealisglassworks.net

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

finally some good news today

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ABQ weather dorks (complimentary) did you know that July is our “wettest” month where we’re likely to see rain for a whole FIFTH (almost) of the days?

graph showing monthly avg temps and days with rainfall for January thru September in Albuquerque
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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Exotic dancer training academy called Possibilititties. Is this anything?

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DO NOT SCROLL WHEN HUNGRY - you’ll need food AND need to listen to Lady Gaga all at the same time.

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ACABAEP (all cops are bad at estate planning)

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

At Bates (go Garnet Bobcats!) my brethren in Roger Williams Hall “liberated” the drywalled-over victorian fireplace one weekend which resulted in tidy sums being collected from our student accounts for OUR sophomoric mischief. Mamdani is just like you ‘n me, I guess. Anyone else have any stories?

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Profile picture Jen (@ladyjenpool.bsky.social) reposted

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

Not to mention the Paul Schaefer stand-in vibes Bezos is giving

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So cool to see NM’s Vara Winery on @vinepair.com’s Best American Wines under $50 list for Summer favorites. That sparkling wine is a real gem. vinepair.com/buy-this-boo...

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Profile picture Beans Baxter (@markgilboard.bsky.social)

There’s a “they’re not sending us their best” joke in here somewhere. Too bad they’re defunding all the NSF grants that could help with this.

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