Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Dad, teacher, author (author.mrjohnston.ca)
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like you've got it all figured out, so enjoy the games or whatever
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
π My new YA fantasy novel Dragon Tongue is out now! Ancient languages, uneasy truces with dragons, and a boy who might change everything. π a.co/d/abt1SAR #indieauthor #fantasy #ya #booksky #amwriting #canadianauthor #yafantasy #newrelease
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Ford is learning French. That's not a joke or whatever. He's actively learning French. Look out.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, the Blue Jays shortstop has an opportunity to finish with over 100 RBI's and less than 20 home runs, and would be the first player to do so since Brandon Phillips achieved the feat in 2013. Saved you a click, horrible site loaded with ads
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
At least we have the, checks notes, bullpen to look forward to π€
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought they would come to their senses after Sandy Hook, but no. I honestly can't see it ever changing there. They are terrified of everything and think guns make them safer π
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
"...Mark Lawrence said after pitting AI writing against flash fiction written by award-winning authors and finding that not only can readers not reliably tell the difference in a blind test, they also preferred the AI-written stories." www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/... Great π #booksky #amwriting
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I forgot states rights
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
So much freedom, small government, don't tread on me, free market, etc etc
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, they ruined destiny this season. Hopefully they can get it back on track, it was a great decade+
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Obligatory Fuck Trump, but these places are actually super cool. I took a grade 5 class to one once and it was one of the best field trips I've ever been on.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Worth noting that abacus only polled at one location and it was a cowboy hat store.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Should he for economic reasons? No. Should he for "not ending up having the FBI search his house and take him away to a prison camp" reasons? Yes.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I often just leave them because I'm punk rock like that
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Always a fun day for an indie author! Time to see how many chapters end with like 2 words on a page and how many hilarious errors. www.royalroad.com/profile/7551... if you want to read some semi-edited chapters #indieauthor #booksky #ya #fantasy
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
#1 money #2-5 is just codes for old Nintendo games
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Republicans taking notes
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, if you believe numbers and facts
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thank God. A break from all these pitchers finally. Surely Pittsburgh must have some stinkers for us to hit. Lemme go check that lineup car... Oh God
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Acne comes and goes, but from what I've seen, being an asshole is a lifelong condition.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
oh damn, it has 69 chapters. that's not gonna fly when I'm teaching grade 7 this year, haha. editing job just got harder.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
It's editing time! 80k, YA fantasy. Really happy with how it turned out. Now to clean it up! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1211... if you want to read partially edited parts! #booksky #IndieAuthors #amwriting #fantasy #canadianauthors #shortchapters
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who wants to see what electing conservatives gets you is welcome to go look. Better yet, move to Mississippi. There's a reason they're worst in everything. Check how they vote.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I get what you're saying though! I'm working on a YA dragon fantasy and decided that any sort of large scale fire breathing is very taxing and they basically need to sleep and eat for a day after. Just makes it so they can't completely overpower everything.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Just need to do something like it's really taxing, so he turns it off/blocks it out to go about normal life. Also opens up plot points for things to go unnoticed by him at times.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Do the sun and wind count as natural resources? Do I feel the same way about getting aluminum from the ground at I do about oil sands? (I understand that's not really the spirit of the question, but it's kinda a bad question)
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Feeling kinda plague-doctory, might delete later, idk #forestfires #airquality
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a great series. It's so acclaimed and I still feel it's underrated. When I first watched it, I felt like Putin needed to see the results of only having yes men around. Simpler times when I only had to worry about a man across an ocean.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
In two weeks? Or...
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an absolute slam dunk policy and one the Dems should pick up.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never seen it, but I'm partially inspired by the scene in Station Eleven where they have a big old fire pit party after putting on a Shakespeare play.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Writing about a pagan-esque celebration for a YA fantasy novel and it sounds pretty dope. As a massive introvert, I think I could get down if I was allowed to hide under antlers or something. That qanon shaman kinda ruined that look, but I think it's time to take it back. #amwriting
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you ruin what is already terrible? - ancient proverb, probably
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Leaked right into his weird-ass boots
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I see your posts on my feed like every day and I keep thinking someone will ask what BOTD is so that I don't have to. Today's the day I become the change I want to see. Blimp of the day? Benefit of the doubt? Banana orange toast Doritos? Brown orange teal diamond? The people want to know
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
They should both have a lot of to's because CC is a point guard and Reese scraps for every ball π€·ββοΈ both cogs to their team offense
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Basically the plot to my second book, The Travelers, no not really. Sort of. sites.google.com/view/mark-jo...
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even imagine being able to put it together that quickly. I'm always switching around words, etc when I write. I could see it for planning perhaps?
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
they look at America and think, "that's going well".
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, enough people to consistently win elections
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Was writing a few nights ago and I had a headache. Made a big difference. You need to close and reopen for it to kick in
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
not sure why I took so long to switch to dark mode, but I like it much better. Highly recommend for al the Scrivener people out there. Hoping to knock out a couple of chapters today. I'm about halfway, love this time in the story! #indieauthors #booksky #canadianauthors #amwriting #shortchapters
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Turn on fans in the hottest rooms and point them out windows. Hot air blows out, replaced by cool(er) air from elsewhere (hallways, etc)
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Kia, very cool
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Using "page" is so strange to me. Paper, font , margin size? Love short chapters and keep them around 1k words. I hit sprees where I knock out 3 chapters when all my planning is done. Google says 3k words is like 12 pages. So, I could do it if I didn't have a job, etc, but not sure on quality
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Older kids at my school call me "unc", which I've learned is new slang for an older male who gives/gets respect. Not sure how it became a common word (read it came from African American/Caribbean culture) but I really like it.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Solar Umbrella by Mark Johnston www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...
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www.forbes.com/sites/jamiec... Parker probe just outside 6 million km from the sun. Insane. I named the main character of my first book after this probe π which makes sense for a book called Solar Umbrella. Check it out if you're into climate scifi with a hopeful spin.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Bars
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Something about low quality facts being high quality twice a day
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
@jkamckenzie.bsky.social congrats on your upcoming book Julian! I don't read a lot of non-fiction, but I'm looking forward to yours. Have learned quite a bit about Willie O'Ree, but ready to learn more about black players and people in hockey. 100 percenter considers this part of the 100 π
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Economy π I suppose the tariffs business is tied up in it too. A lot environmental damage shipping stuff across the world rather than just over the border
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a price I'm willing to pay after watching brexit and Trump
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
As a progressive person, I hope he stays in forever. I think he's so unlikable, he'd never win an election.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
About war
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Best time of year for teachers! Reports done. My students are playing DnD while we pretend to do Math. Iβm basically done workβexcept the going part. Time to get back to Dragon Tongue. 23k words in. First draft goal: 60k by summerβs end. Chapter 5βs up on Wattpad. www.wattpad.com/myworks/3922...
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so heartening. Really proud of the Americans starting to act πΊπΈ
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I was born into it
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Ew
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he's my favourite from the given options. In a world where you have to eat piles of shit, the piece of shit suddenly doesn't look so bad.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine discovering the transparency slider and pretending it took years of work. Level 100 grift by the design team at Apple. No notes.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering that a billion dollars is literally A THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS, it does seem excessive. Like, you can't share that with workers or lower the price of whatever you're selling? Companies can be worth that, but should be shared with all workers.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
The antagonist in my first novel is based on Elon Musk and I'm low selling! Spread the word!
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
The Western civilization currently being led by an authoritarian grifting rapist? Hmmm, strange idea to have, I guess.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Send a wellness check
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StATes rIGhtS π€‘
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Fluid shifts and changes with time, while pan is always "open". According to Google. I'm just an old dude who likes when people are happy ππ
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what they say. Might as well buy Lego since...money's for nothing.
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I just read my own post and realized how giant a nerd I am. Pretty happy tbh
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
That's actually a really cool chart
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
I sold one ebook in Australia and then someone else (or someone who doesn't know how stuff works) also in Australia read the same book on Kindle unlimited in two days. Long story short, my wife and kids are out buying green tracksuits right now.
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Sounds like you drafted the introduction of your book. Let us know if you have additional questions π
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Login at the same computer in the same place on the same network at the same time every weekday. Login once so that I can get to my school board special login. Login again. Authenticate on phone. Google: verify it's you. Bitch! What was all the other shit for?
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
With a whimper. I remember the years without playoffs and somehow they felt better than this.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you got more
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice timing, bot
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to know something funny, I checked my KDP shortly after this and someone in Australia bought an ebook of my YA sci-fi novel, so there you go!
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Been a minute since I wrote, back to it! We'll see how much attention the playoffs take! Hoping to finish a chapter I'm midway through and maybe write another. #shortchapters #amwriting #indieauthors #canadianauthors I've uploaded a 4th chapter if you want to check: www.wattpad.com/story/392223...
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrote my first book with the goal of selling 100 copies+ finding out at least one person I didn't know read it. On book four now and not sure I've met that second goal. Realized quickly I had no talent/interest in marketing. Often see posts of authors in bookstores and my heart goes out to them
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
Attention all streaming services that almost certainly follow my account religiously: when I push pause, I want to see how far into the show/movie I am and how much remains. Thank you.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Really surprising how far back Honda is in the ev game. You think they'd be pushing forward on plants like these, especially outside of the US with all the chaos there
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social)
tried to get gemini to help make cartesian point dot-to-dot instructions for my grade 5's to make little summer images, but it was shockingly terrible at it and I had to help it and share my images. that's the bad news, here's the good news... this is legally binding. #gemini
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
With the loss of US leadership, I'm afraid there will be lots of conflicts and groups testing the new reality. I can't believe we've reached a point where I'm supporting military spending in Canada, but here we are. We need to be part of the new international reality, unfortunately.
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Really enjoyed project hail Mary
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
That's all the proof I need
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
As opposed to... floating away?
Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude has seen earth from space, he's good π
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Mark Johnston π (@markjohnston905.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting money in cash.to these days anyways. Sure thing > whatever the fuck all this is. Wait and see.