marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
And they say he lacks empathy!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
And they say he lacks empathy!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
If this were Biden, we would have "he's injecting humam growth hormone harvested from dead babies in secret tunnels under Washington DC"
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm on holiday in Ireland and drove past the orange fuckwit's golf course a couple of days ago. Gave it the middle finger for as long as possible!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
You caught me out. I obviously didn't listen to the clip. I try not to listen to his voice. I'm now a bit worried that I know exactly what he's going to say before he says it.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm surprised he didn't ask if he could keep it. "It would look so nice over there next to all my other gold presents."
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
99% of statistics are made up on the spot!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
So Russia is swapping all the parts of Ukraine that it doesn't occupy, for all the parts of Ukraine it does occupy (plus a little bit more). Art of the Deal.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Break ground for Trump Tower Moscow?
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Now it makes sense. Trump Tower Moscow, and Trump Tower St Petersburg.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Four and a half years after J6, the orange fuckwit has worked out how to deploy the National Guard in Washington DC.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds him of the times he spent with Jeffrey.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Other distractions Trump coud do: Invade Greenland Invade Canada
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they could ask Judas Priest if they could use "Breaking the Law" instead.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
They're losing their touch. It took them 3 days to blame Joe Biden.
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Oxymoron
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot to add "I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS THAN ANYONE ELSE"
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like he can take anything, sport, history, entertainment, weather forecast and can segway to Biden's acuity, and guess what? "I've written a book about it!!!! Please buy my book."
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he asked for a recount yet?
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Finish their sentences?
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social)
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marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait to see him rename both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans "American Ocean" Also on his deranged list of pointless changes will be an Executive Order stopping people from speaking "English", and insisting they speak "American".
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
So Nigel, what else do you support? 51st state = Canada? 52nd state = Greenland? 53rd state = Gaza? 54th state = small island just off mainland Europe?
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social)
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Trump commits to two-state solution!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
There was once a Dr Bolleaux who worked at a fertility clinic. My Marine Biology lecturer was Dr Fish!
marknorris.bsky.social (@marknorris.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exactly America First