Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Spitting image of Rudy
THANK YOU! You found the image i crapped into the photo. Following now!
not a real shadow but yes. he is being "led"
thank you! It always amazes me how the things i take forever to do sit like a turd in a bucket but when I slap something together quickly for a joke... that's what spreads.
Montgomery Burns, ‘The Simpsons’
Thank God he's not wearing a tan suit!
not AI. a terrible Capcut cut and paste. :)
I actually think that's Steven Miller walking beside him. He bears an uncanny resemblance to...
i respect the work that went into it. honestly it took longer to think that through than it did for me to cut and paste a shadow.
OK... so I'm expecting the shadow to break out into a sharp rendition of "Time Warp."
of course it is! everybody knows Trump doesn't cast a shadow. :)
me?
No AI was used! it's a cut and paste using capcut. :)
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, what’s the timeline for the book on how the President went missing like a week after he had weird bruising on his hands?
Let's call it what it is: pundits who punch down at Bluesky do so because they view it as an existential threat to their milquetoast brand of centrist political contrarianism. They know they can't build the audience to be relevant here simply by selling the same drivel they pander over there
yes, I put the shadow in there. I guess I thought it was obvious. However, upon closer look... what's that behind his right shoulder? Is somebody keeping him upright?
no. he absolutely casts the shadow of Nosferatu. :)
now try to unsee it
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
All sports memorabilia is meant to be passed to kids by atheletes. All of it. Adults can go buy shit.
He stole the hat on 8/28z Then bragged about a "first come first serve" world. Then threatened to sue anyone who mocked him. Today: "i made a mistake." Yeah. You kept digging your own grave deeper for days. Too late for this BS. Enjoy being a societal villain. #FAFO. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Yep, fuck this shithole & fuck his threats & fuck his “apology.” And fuck his company straight to hell with him. 🖕
He stole the hat on 8/28z Then bragged about a "first come first serve" world. Then threatened to sue anyone who mocked him. Today: "i made a mistake." Yeah. You kept digging your own grave deeper for days. Too late for this BS. Enjoy being a societal villain. #FAFO. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Clearly the work of chalk rainbows.
Republicans are truly the biggest hypocrites.
I'm just gonna flip on some corporate media really quick... ABC: ads CNN: ads Back to CNN: Trump's Chicago "immigration enforcement" MSNBC: Protests in Chicago Back to ABC: A "federal judge getting in the way of Trump's immigration crackdown" Back to CNN: Weekend travel Nothing about Trump MIA
good luck. it's great but man is it on target.
I am right now re-reading 2010s SuperSadTrueLoveStory, comedy turned to terror. Shteyngart got everything right, wellness, borders, apparats, US collapse, preservatives for the rich, the conquering from the east, the loneliness, the need to use apparats at AI speed, more and more, it’s all there.
It took only 15 years from pub
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i read it every few years. It and Handmaiden's tale seem to be two-sides of the project 2025 coin.
i'm already following but well played.
The Chinese version of this will sell like hotcakes.
"Make his hand larger" was clearly part of the prompts.
link?
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Why Venezuela? Once again, @shteyngart.bsky.social nailed it in "Super Sad True Love Story." The book is no longer a dystopian future. It's the dystopian now.
@governor.ca.gov @govpritzker.illinois.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @govandybeshear.bsky.social @govwhitmer.bsky.social Yo DEM GOVs ….. Do It …. Like New Mexico just did.
i get it. i'm enjoying the moment. and maybe - just maybe - he's realizing trying to reach out to these bottom feeders was an error.
Hoping @govwesmoore.bsky.social and MD do the same!!
Brilliant. Following now!
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
The puzzle site masquerading as a newspaper fails once again.
it needs to be announced in all caps.
This is the way
Come on, @governor.ca.gov. The fourth largest economy can push back against the leathery bear fisting sociopath.
Was it a maga hat because he has maga energy
He’s due for a cameo on South Park. 😂
Holy shit. I'm gonna enjoy the FO stage a lot here.
what does this have to do with the Cat In The Hat?
And this is his first real acting gig in years.
Whoa.
didn't check the when but i still love it.
blonde white kid? doubtful
Apparently this Tuba player for Texas Southern is also a hell of a drummer. Four count to the face and then right back to work!
Dear India. Please nominate @governor.ca.gov for the Nobel Peace Prize. It would be… marvelous.
The only thing JD Vance “Dunks” is his p*nis into someone’s couch.
I imagine she’s the Cheryl Hines of Poland.
Musk next please.
This behaviour is more common among the wealthy than most understand. The biggest determinant of wealth, right after birth circumstances, is internalized avarice, aka greed, aka “self-interest”. Sometimes they let their guard down and reveal themselves through the pettiest acts of selfishness.
Welcome to the FO phase: Szczerek, CEO of paving company Drogbruk, was caught snatching the prized memento from young fan Brock’s hands. Szczerek’s countrymen swiftly blasted him on a Polish job search site as a “sack of garbage,” “common thief,” “primitive scammer,” and “shameful jerk.”
I finally figured out where I had seen that walk before.
Welcome to the FO phase: Szczerek, CEO of paving company Drogbruk, was caught snatching the prized memento from young fan Brock’s hands. Szczerek’s countrymen swiftly blasted him on a Polish job search site as a “sack of garbage,” “common thief,” “primitive scammer,” and “shameful jerk.”
👀
Yes, but the Texas legislature was called back into session and they gerrymandered the field to be 99 yards and 10 inches. Also, they get five more points per touchdown now.
In other news about the Beluga Bolshevik, the brain drain at the hellhole formerly known as Twitter is picking up speed. Keep up the good work, @bsky.app. www.smartnews.com/en-us/articl...
Good.
This piece of sh*t still has Nex Benedict’s blood on his skeletal Mr. Burns-esque hands. Lots of reasons to despise this garbage person, but I’m still keeping that at the top of my list.
This sounds exactly like what Jim Jones said before he told everyone to return to their tents and drink the Kool-Aid. #ItsACult #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
“Person” is a kindness she doesn’t deserve.
Fine. I'll just take that he was missing for a couple days as good news. He's not well. And I don't care who's backing him -- JD will never command this cult.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Getting this ready for when Biden outlives Trump.
are you under the impression they wouldn't use Red State thugs to invade blue states? National strike is needed.
gutter by Doge
bankrupt him
but what fabric couch should he put his tiny d*ck in?
Blue states banding together to make up for a Federal vacuum in health policy feels like the first step into… something.
We didn't have tariffs like this before and we weren't destroyed. Maybe f*ck off with the dementia addled hyperbole?
Also, how small is this man's d*ck?
"And when we fail, we're going to dance naked for reality TV."
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i hope a bear decides his fate. in court of course.
Cool. i look forward to her new career selling reverse mortgages
bankrupt him
but is it really "New"?
remember the muslim ban? we protested at airports and everything shut down. And trump folded. What are we doing here?
when Vance isn't fucking couches he's fucking the rest of us.
When Laura Ingraham was a student at Dartmouth, she attended a meeting of the Gay Student Union and wrote down the names of the attendees, which she then published in the student newspaper. This was a time when it was very dangerous to be outed as gay. She is a dispicable, vile person.
are you under the impression they wouldn't use Red State thugs to invade blue states? National strike is needed.
I mean…
Trump Sycophant Showdown Which cabinet member can shove their head furthest up Trump's a**?
Oh fuck you, Beluga Bolshevik
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