Brian Mars (@mars.egbt.com)
Theoretical Magician Experimental Philosopher Pragmatic Anarchist Punk, Post Punk, House, and Yacht Rock Autistic & Snarky Signal: brianmars.23
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Who is DCs best superhero and why is it Martian Manhunter?
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It’s Friday somewhere
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I use it to get inside thoughts outside. It’s on all you if you read it or respond.
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swords sharpen one another. hopefully his moves now bring forth better candidates and so on. when primaries come, vote for the one that aligns with your values. then fucking vote for WHOEVER wins in the general election
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all hail the MPAA
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Watched "The Monkey" last night. It was a ridiculous horror movie and I loved it.
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mine might be more PG-13
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Especially when one seems like a natural first step for the other
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I might even have a few choice words to share with them
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think of all the people who will be caught without pardons if he goes unexpectedly.
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My generation’s KPop Demon Hunters
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good. a few had seen it but the others liked it. maybe the german food and beer helped.
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We screened it one month at our Foreign Film Potluck night.
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I love that Rubio’s says that tariffs have to stay in place otherwise we would suffer international embarrassment. I’m not sure we could be any more of an embarrassment.
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I always check the side effects of any medication that I take. Not just to be aware of but to see what I can use as an excuse for the day. Today’s is “irritability”
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wrapping up my rewatch of Smallville and considering I’m going to be laid up for a few days, looking for recommendations. If you understand why I like Smallville, you won’t suggest Arrowverse.
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thx. I’m mostly a bit punchy and have lost my filter.
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When packing for a trip everyone throws an extra pair of underwear in, just in case you shit your pants, right? Right?
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He’s a billionaire. I don’t care how much you love Xbox, he gets thrown on the pyre with the rest of them.
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Unfortunately, it’s not Covid. I’m “apparently” immunocompromised and this is the fifth case of Shingles in 6 months.
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oh good. second night of fever and chills.
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I know that there are a lot of words that are strictly off limits in polite society, but can I use them specifically to provoke ICE officers?
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I got divorced at 36. remarried at 49. one of us is going to have to die for that to change. ( that wasn’t a threat 😂 )
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after four your fifth one is free
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i love this account
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man threads sucks now. I used to be able to post something without having to worry about the “purity” of it and me and my small following base could work it out. now total randos just call me an asshole.
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I forgot if I’m shitposty on Threads and earnest here or vice versa
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Fuck your purity politics, I have and will always fight dirty. This isn’t a boxing match with a referee. It’s an alley brawl with no holds barred.
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S6E11 of Smallville is such incredible fan service and i’m here for it.
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got the good health insurance for another seven months. trying to figure out how many surgeries I can handle.
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ChatLSD. is that a thing?
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How does Marco Rubio stand up without a spine?
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my brother… it’s micro dose not macro dose
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I find I am fighting against a unique case of Imposter Syndrome. I’ve battled it all my life. But now, funding my own startup, it’s changed. Have I done enough today? Are we closer to MVP? Should I have gone to that pool party today? Ugh.
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You can’t spell incel without ICE
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The Taylor Swift / Carrie Bradshaw 1-2 punch has some of you wrecked
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The air fryer/crock pot.
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he’s not trying to kill children. just weaken them for his boss.
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ours exploded today!
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aww. that time in Portland, usually around March, when women start wearing skirts and boots. Don’t hate me Bob. I’m just (barely) a man.
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I’m into kneevage
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That was code for (looks around) lady masturbation
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If you’re mad that i corrected you that it was canonically Ultraman and not Bizzaro, I’ll go ahead and unfollow you. Sorry for the stress I caused you.
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You will never regret eloping.
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elephant ear
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The new Superman was a really good take. Good enough to have me do a Smallville rewatch. I still think it’s the best iteration of the story. Some of the episodes are dumb monster of the week stories, but the arcs are really the best. And yes, Jor-El is a dick here too.
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I don’t want anyone on here to think I’m a dick. I need you to be absolutely certain.
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i barely recognize you out of your spider-man suit
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Whichever one of you that subscribed me to the Mike Lindell Support Fund newsletter is gonna catch a whupping
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I still have the original sourcebook and a bunch of expansions!
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with Flip and Flop. Saturday mornings on NPR
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i’d buy the bejeezus out of that game
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Tit Talk would be a good podcast
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I’m partial to lamestain
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do you need help coming up with cusses that will impress the youths?
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i loved that show
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you live in a Frank Lloyd Wright home?! nice…
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18121776
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b like a bee!
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didn’t he get his ass sat down in the first round?
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snapcha...
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Now that I no longer work for Nike, the joy in calling the sport “Soccer” again is overwhelming
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The PDS holds your personal data. they will still be on the same stream as us. when I get a minute i’ll be standing up a PDS of my own. so if bluesky calls it quits, the stream will live on.
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Skylor Beck (@skylorbeck.website) reposted
Since we have the new and improved video quality here, I thought I would share with you the trailer for my upcoming game, Push & Plunder! #IndieGame #GameDev store.steampowered.com/app/3111550/...
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The urge to quit having sex with MAGA women is countered by “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed” - but we must hold out!
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N: Oslo E: Shanghai W: Honolulu S: Johannesburg
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magic as in saw a lady in half, not the card game
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back home after magic convention and I can decompress until… tomorrow when I head to DefCon
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Drive in Movie and some light hand stuff
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As an AAPL stockholder, I fully support Tim Apple giving the Orange Fuhrer a gold plated participation prize in exchange for no tariffs.
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And think how quickly it will be ejected from your body
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autistic kids and kids with allergies use light blue pumpkins as a sign
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adding a sticker might have helped get their point across
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look “Under the Deep Dark Depths” theme is open to interpretation by all
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we are in pre Halloween. some of us have parties to plan.
Bob (@boburell.bsky.social) reposted
Apropos of nothing other than it's my area of expertise, the Housing First case management is the most effective way we have found to treat chronic homelessness. There are a bunch of peer-reviewed studies on this. My own program has the lowest return to homelessness rate of any VA program. It works.
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I am in line for a keynote speech and this woman sitting on the floor talking on the phone causing a hole in the line is breaking my autistic brain.
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nowadays, there are two ways to have your government name as your email address: 1. buy a domain or 2. be old as fuck and remember life before email
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Sweet fancy Moses!….Seinfeld night and the Elaine dance contest at Brooklyn Cyclones….A tradition unlike any other!
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Gonna need a lot of pixelation to redact his fat ass
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for streaming, naturally
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I have a big bag of gummy bears in my backpack right now
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I guess someone forgot.
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sorry, I don’t do Windows.
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saw them a few months ago at Punk Rock Bowling. Their set was legendary.
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welcome to Portland
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Let’s talk about edge deployment strategies!
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an organization like that would choose solar
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If Dems take Congress at the midterms, the very first act must be impeachment.
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yep. we lived in Studio City and friends worked on it.
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most magicians are extroverts. i’m more theory and design. honestly, more con artist
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#1 sitting #2 standing
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boxers and carrying my wallet. I was up about $500 on craps.