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Brian Mars

@mars.egbt.com

Theoretical Magician Experimental Philosopher Pragmatic Anarchist Punk, Post Punk, House, and Yacht Rock Autistic & Snarky Signal: brianmars.23

created August 3, 2023

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2/9/2025, 6:20:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is DCs best superhero and why is it Martian Manhunter?

1/9/2025, 4:32:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Friday somewhere

1/9/2025, 5:04:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use it to get inside thoughts outside. It’s on all you if you read it or respond.

1/9/2025, 5:03:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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swords sharpen one another. hopefully his moves now bring forth better candidates and so on. when primaries come, vote for the one that aligns with your values. then fucking vote for WHOEVER wins in the general election

1/9/2025, 12:03:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all hail the MPAA

31/8/2025, 6:00:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watched "The Monkey" last night. It was a ridiculous horror movie and I loved it.

31/8/2025, 3:07:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mine might be more PG-13

31/8/2025, 3:02:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially when one seems like a natural first step for the other

31/8/2025, 2:10:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I might even have a few choice words to share with them

31/8/2025, 2:08:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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think of all the people who will be caught without pardons if he goes unexpectedly.

30/8/2025, 10:08:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My generation’s KPop Demon Hunters

30/8/2025, 6:26:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good. a few had seen it but the others liked it. maybe the german food and beer helped.

30/8/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We screened it one month at our Foreign Film Potluck night.

30/8/2025, 2:56:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that Rubio’s says that tariffs have to stay in place otherwise we would suffer international embarrassment. I’m not sure we could be any more of an embarrassment.

30/8/2025, 12:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always check the side effects of any medication that I take. Not just to be aware of but to see what I can use as an excuse for the day. Today’s is “irritability”

28/8/2025, 4:01:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wrapping up my rewatch of Smallville and considering I’m going to be laid up for a few days, looking for recommendations. If you understand why I like Smallville, you won’t suggest Arrowverse.

28/8/2025, 4:55:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thx. I’m mostly a bit punchy and have lost my filter.

27/8/2025, 2:59:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When packing for a trip everyone throws an extra pair of underwear in, just in case you shit your pants, right? Right?

27/8/2025, 2:59:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a billionaire. I don’t care how much you love Xbox, he gets thrown on the pyre with the rest of them.

27/8/2025, 2:57:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, it’s not Covid. I’m “apparently” immunocompromised and this is the fifth case of Shingles in 6 months.

27/8/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh good. second night of fever and chills.

27/8/2025, 1:25:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that there are a lot of words that are strictly off limits in polite society, but can I use them specifically to provoke ICE officers?

26/8/2025, 11:07:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got divorced at 36. remarried at 49. one of us is going to have to die for that to change. ( that wasn’t a threat 😂 )

26/8/2025, 10:58:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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after four your fifth one is free

26/8/2025, 10:53:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love this account

20/8/2025, 8:17:45 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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man threads sucks now. I used to be able to post something without having to worry about the “purity” of it and me and my small following base could work it out. now total randos just call me an asshole.

20/8/2025, 8:09:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I forgot if I’m shitposty on Threads and earnest here or vice versa

18/8/2025, 9:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck your purity politics, I have and will always fight dirty. This isn’t a boxing match with a referee. It’s an alley brawl with no holds barred.

18/8/2025, 9:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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S6E11 of Smallville is such incredible fan service and i’m here for it.

18/8/2025, 8:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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got the good health insurance for another seven months. trying to figure out how many surgeries I can handle.

18/8/2025, 7:09:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ChatLSD. is that a thing?

17/8/2025, 5:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does Marco Rubio stand up without a spine?

17/8/2025, 4:11:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 3:23:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my brother… it’s micro dose not macro dose

17/8/2025, 3:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find I am fighting against a unique case of Imposter Syndrome. I’ve battled it all my life. But now, funding my own startup, it’s changed. Have I done enough today? Are we closer to MVP? Should I have gone to that pool party today? Ugh.

17/8/2025, 5:38:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t spell incel without ICE

15/8/2025, 2:21:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Taylor Swift / Carrie Bradshaw 1-2 punch has some of you wrecked

15/8/2025, 4:24:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The air fryer/crock pot.

14/8/2025, 4:00:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s not trying to kill children. just weaken them for his boss.

14/8/2025, 5:58:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ours exploded today!

14/8/2025, 5:45:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aww. that time in Portland, usually around March, when women start wearing skirts and boots. Don’t hate me Bob. I’m just (barely) a man.

13/8/2025, 4:03:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m into kneevage

13/8/2025, 3:53:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was code for (looks around) lady masturbation

13/8/2025, 3:43:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re mad that i corrected you that it was canonically Ultraman and not Bizzaro, I’ll go ahead and unfollow you. Sorry for the stress I caused you.

13/8/2025, 3:42:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You will never regret eloping.

13/8/2025, 2:49:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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elephant ear

12/8/2025, 4:29:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Superman was a really good take. Good enough to have me do a Smallville rewatch. I still think it’s the best iteration of the story. Some of the episodes are dumb monster of the week stories, but the arcs are really the best. And yes, Jor-El is a dick here too.

12/8/2025, 3:30:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t want anyone on here to think I’m a dick. I need you to be absolutely certain.

11/8/2025, 7:03:46 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i barely recognize you out of your spider-man suit

11/8/2025, 4:07:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whichever one of you that subscribed me to the Mike Lindell Support Fund newsletter is gonna catch a whupping

10/8/2025, 5:50:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still have the original sourcebook and a bunch of expansions!

10/8/2025, 4:23:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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with Flip and Flop. Saturday mornings on NPR

10/8/2025, 2:42:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’d buy the bejeezus out of that game

10/8/2025, 2:40:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tit Talk would be a good podcast

10/8/2025, 2:38:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m partial to lamestain

10/8/2025, 2:31:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you need help coming up with cusses that will impress the youths?

10/8/2025, 2:22:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i loved that show

9/8/2025, 6:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you live in a Frank Lloyd Wright home?! nice…

9/8/2025, 6:22:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18121776

9/8/2025, 2:51:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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b like a bee!

9/8/2025, 2:39:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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didn’t he get his ass sat down in the first round?

9/8/2025, 2:07:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snapcha...

9/8/2025, 2:05:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that I no longer work for Nike, the joy in calling the sport “Soccer” again is overwhelming

9/8/2025, 1:22:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The PDS holds your personal data. they will still be on the same stream as us. when I get a minute i’ll be standing up a PDS of my own. so if bluesky calls it quits, the stream will live on.

9/8/2025, 1:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 6:26:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since we have the new and improved video quality here, I thought I would share with you the trailer for my upcoming game, Push & Plunder! #IndieGame #GameDev store.steampowered.com/app/3111550/...

8/8/2025, 5:18:50 PM | 83 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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The urge to quit having sex with MAGA women is countered by “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed” - but we must hold out!

8/8/2025, 5:58:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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N: Oslo E: Shanghai W: Honolulu S: Johannesburg

8/8/2025, 4:41:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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magic as in saw a lady in half, not the card game

8/8/2025, 4:20:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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back home after magic convention and I can decompress until… tomorrow when I head to DefCon

8/8/2025, 4:18:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drive in Movie and some light hand stuff

8/8/2025, 4:17:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 5:33:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an AAPL stockholder, I fully support Tim Apple giving the Orange Fuhrer a gold plated participation prize in exchange for no tariffs.

7/8/2025, 3:36:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And think how quickly it will be ejected from your body

6/8/2025, 10:20:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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autistic kids and kids with allergies use light blue pumpkins as a sign

6/8/2025, 4:59:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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adding a sticker might have helped get their point across

6/8/2025, 4:44:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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look “Under the Deep Dark Depths” theme is open to interpretation by all

6/8/2025, 4:34:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we are in pre Halloween. some of us have parties to plan.

6/8/2025, 4:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob (@boburell.bsky.social) reposted

Apropos of nothing other than it's my area of expertise, the Housing First case management is the most effective way we have found to treat chronic homelessness. There are a bunch of peer-reviewed studies on this. My own program has the lowest return to homelessness rate of any VA program. It works.

6/8/2025, 4:18:13 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am in line for a keynote speech and this woman sitting on the floor talking on the phone causing a hole in the line is breaking my autistic brain.

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6/8/2025, 4:18:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nowadays, there are two ways to have your government name as your email address: 1. buy a domain or 2. be old as fuck and remember life before email

6/8/2025, 3:45:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet fancy Moses!….Seinfeld night and the Elaine dance contest at Brooklyn Cyclones….A tradition unlike any other!

6/8/2025, 12:55:05 AM | 803 149 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna need a lot of pixelation to redact his fat ass

6/8/2025, 12:46:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for streaming, naturally

5/8/2025, 9:09:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a big bag of gummy bears in my backpack right now

5/8/2025, 9:06:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess someone forgot.

5/8/2025, 9:04:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry, I don’t do Windows.

5/8/2025, 9:02:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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saw them a few months ago at Punk Rock Bowling. Their set was legendary.

5/8/2025, 9:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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welcome to Portland

5/8/2025, 8:57:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s talk about edge deployment strategies!

5/8/2025, 8:55:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 8:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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an organization like that would choose solar

5/8/2025, 2:55:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Dems take Congress at the midterms, the very first act must be impeachment.

5/8/2025, 2:51:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yep. we lived in Studio City and friends worked on it.

5/8/2025, 2:48:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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evergreen news summary

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4/8/2025, 3:57:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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most magicians are extroverts. i’m more theory and design. honestly, more con artist

4/8/2025, 3:39:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looking over the schedule you have no idea how happy this makes me

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4/8/2025, 2:45:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#1 sitting #2 standing

4/8/2025, 2:28:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boxers and carrying my wallet. I was up about $500 on craps.

3/8/2025, 11:22:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view