"We don't have guests on 'Wild Chicago,' but if we did, they might stay at Ohio House."
🎵 I threw the sandwich 🎵 but I did not throw the fountain drink 🎵 I threw the sandwich 🎵 but I did not throw the condiments
Profiles in Scourge.
Pictured here on Festivus, performing feats of strength.
Now he's into cots, too?
He can always claim to be in search of Obama's birth certificate.
Great, he can work alongside Peter Lupus.
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I always loved Morning Sedition, especially the Liberal Agenda segment, faxed directly from the Streisand Compound!
Totally, what YOU said! These are Kyle Rittenhouse clones.
More a case of lucid dreaming.
"Today is my first day. Everything we have is out on the shelves."
Chromolume #7.
Worst remake of "My Mother the Car" EVER!!!
Even when he leaves, he still is there.
Well, she certainly isn't a participation trophy.
Can't we all just get along?
The Trump administration's ignorance and penchant for micromanaging everything (e.g., diverting water in California to no effect) brings to mind Maoist China (e.g., "Let's kill all the sparrows.")
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... SUPERTRAIN!"
Breaking news: Trump has named the Jardiance lady to head the FDA.
Meanwhile, Trump has big plans for the Jardiance lady.
I'm so excited! You'll get to meet Minna Häkkinen!
The thing ya gotta know is, Everything is showbiz.
High-level Government Officials -- and network morning shows, too.
All this talk about dolls...
Kyle Rittenhouse exemplifies the need for gun control -- and birth control, too.
As my colleague Dan Savage likes to say, not the obituary I'd hoped to read this morning.
Is that all there is to a suborbital spaceflight?
Is that all there is to a suborbital spaceflight?
"Trump-age odor"? Could that be "Trump-age oeuvre"?
No doubt, Maher bored Trump to tears with his incessant chattering about that one time five years ago when he saw someone driving alone while wearing a mask.
Heads we're dancing.
"Spanking time!" -- Crow T. Robot
There's GOT to be a morning after.
It's funny when Pee-Wee says it; Trump, not so much.
I'll believe it when I hear it from Hugo, the talking Yugo.
I knew that he's famous, but someone had to explain to me that he's a comedian.
"Just an administrative error."
I'm still waiting for Dionne Warwick's cover of "Beware of The Blob," which is, indeed, a Bacharach & David song (albeit the OTHER David.)
I get invited to parties -- just not invited BACK.
It seemed to me that the croupier was so puzzled because it's darned near impossible to shoehorn a gerund (obscene or otherwise) into that context -- yet, Sinatra somehow did it. Maybe I'm overanalyzing. Did I mention that I'm a lot of fun at parties?
I, too, vividly remember the "obscene gerund" from all those years ago. But, Neil!!! A gerund is a present participle that is used as a noun. In "f*cking f@gs," the present participle is used as an adjective. An example of a gerund would be, "F*cking is not allowed on the beach." I'm fun at parties.
Give Amber a big hug for me!
I want to yell at someone, but I don't know whom.
Cries of "Waste, fraud & abuse" are the tipoff that they intend to throw out the baby with the bathwater.
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Trump's penchant for micromanaging everything (e.g., water diversions in California) is reminiscent of Maoist China (e.g., Mao's war on sparrows.)
A lot of folks were onto Elon's shenanigans long, long ago. I sheepishly admit that I was late to the party. Anyway... maybe it doesn't cut it to say, "I bought this in 2020."
I loved hearing the fax machine spit out "The Liberal Agenda" direct from the Streisand Compound on Morning Sedition. (For example, "Today, you must complain about censorship, then pornography, then censorship, then pornography...")
I loved hearing the fax machine spit out "The Liberal Agenda" on Morning Sedition. (It showed a level of self-awareness lacking in the right wing.)
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Are those the stair Ivana fell down?
Tiny baby nephew! Loved him on Veep. ❤️
(3 of 3) Let’s say that you cut a pizza pie into eight slices in the usual way. Each slice forms a 45° angle; in radians, this is expressed as π/4 or τ/8. Expressing this as τ/8 helps to convey the notion of “eighth-ness”. Tau Day is observed on June 28!
(2 of 3) Many math geeks think that the number of radians in a full circle should be treated as a fundamental constant and have defined the Greek letter τ (tau) as 6.28… Tau is now a predefined constant in many programming languages. Bring up Google, enter “tau*1”, and see what happens!
(1 of 3) A few facts on which we all agree: • There are 360° in a full circle. • Mathematicians prefer to measure angles in radians, not degrees. • There are 6.28… radians in a full circle. This is usually written as 2π.
♫ A Little Deuce Coup...
Trump hates "to predict things like" a recession. While Harris was running for president, the stock market had one bad day, and Trump didn't hesitate to call it "the Kamala recession."
Trump doesn't know how to wield soft power. Just ask Melania.
♫ A Little Deuce Coup...
We're all Amway salesmen now.
Goya is no longer my Preferida.
♫ Chain, chain, chain, chainsaw of fools
This is not a drill.
Well Trump did bring down the price of nest eggs.
Real Time with Bill Maher has been back on the air since January. Without even watching, I know that he’s complained that he once saw someone wearing a mask while driving alone. (That person was me. I was on my way to pick someone up and didn’t want to spew my germs throughout the compartment.)
Chromolume NÂş 7.
Adrian Brody thinks this speech is embarrassingly long & self-indulgent. #StateOfTheUnion
Lunch was cancelled because Zelensky wouldn't eat his sh!t sandwich.
"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
So are some Russian peasants -- not that he would ever give them the time of day.
Mary Jo Pehl (aka The Notorious MJP) just riffed Dr. Strange (MCMLXXVIII). The titular character and Clea Lake formed a psychic bond by watching Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein on TV in completely different locations.
"Have you ever noticed --" Oh, never mind....
Who?
There's always money in the banana stand.
The kid appears to be saying, "Oh -- YOU'RE still here?!?"
Have a blessed day.
Happy (albeit whiny) people.
And a limp one, at that.
