Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I just LOVE how much she irritates them. It's absolutely delicious!
'Success' in the eyes of modern society does not always lead to happiness and contentment. In fact, happiness and contentment are the quintessence of success. Play by your own rules.
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view profile on Bluesky Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I just LOVE how much she irritates them. It's absolutely delicious!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they're not gonna give him Giuliani's barnet. That's just gonna look weird!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm gonna be really pompous about how you should be using statistics. Oh, you've got other statistics that also back up the point you're trying to make? Well, in that case, I'm just going to dismiss all of your statistics." What an absolute melt!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn't agree more. An attempt to both play the person rather than the question and completely dominate the interview until before you know it, you've run out of time. It certainly didn't reflect well on Sir Rifkind. Frankly, he made himself sound just a little bit silly. Keep up the good work.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Fair play to Ben Kentish for not being intimidated by Sir Malcolm Rifkind's title and plummy accent. Because that's exactly what Rifkind was trying to do. They were reasonable and legitimate questions @benkentish.bsky.social He just didn't think an oik like you had the right to ask them. @lbc.co.uk
bmcarthur17 (@bmcarthur17.bsky.social) reposted
This Brit nails it. #Immigration
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
That gave me a genuine 'lol'
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Bravo!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Paul Brand thought he could take to the moral high ground here, and together, we could point our fingers and say 'that's appalling'. He might have had a bit of a surprise at the responses. They're fascinating. And spot on, in my opinion. Take a look.
Chris Hutchings #ChoirsForClimate (@hutchingsmusic.bsky.social) reposted
There are no sacrifices that will keep any right-wingers happy. They're not going to say "okay, we got rid of trans rights, gay marriages are OK" or "we stopped small boats, people with leave to remain can stay". They'll want another target. Appeasement is pointless. Don't give them an inch.
vintage.stuff (@vintagestuff.bsky.social) reposted
"What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity." - William S. Burroughs
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
It's SO narrow-minded, SO moronic, SO full of spite and hate and bitterness that I think I can only pity her. Imagine going through life full of that kind of poison. It must be absolutely exhausting and slowly eat away at your insides. Not to mention your brain!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, I share your scepticism.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Barring some kind of constitutional catastrophe, Labour are secure for another four years, aren't they. They'll never have a better opportunity to be radical and speak with a loud voice. I hope they find a bit more courage.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
My bad, you're right. 'Are women!'
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
'They're OUR women, we OWN them, and we'll do what's necessary to protect our property'
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Hi @lbc.co.uk It would be very helpful - and much appreciated - if you could clip that Matt Frei interview with John McTernan, who has just expressed passionately and eloquently the feelings of a lot of the decent, quiet folk out here. Well said, John. I hope Labour listen. @johnmct.bsky.social
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Guess we need to prepare ourselves for yet more concerned citizens complaining that 'they're taking are jobs' while being interviewed at 11 o'clock on a weekday morning, drinking a can of Stella. Bruv, you ain't getting no job!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Ben Kentish tells it like it is - Angela Rayner has the audacity to be able to do the kind of things that should only be the preserve of rotund, suntanned old white blokes in pink shirts. And he has completely owned every caller so far who can't see the reality. @benkentish.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
I listened to this inyerview with Nick Thomas-Symonds with a sense of frustration that turned into anger by the end. Never heard so much evasive wet-lettucery in my entire life. Have these Labour MPs been in a cave for the last decade? Rhetoric matters! share-lbc.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...
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Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Little man syndrome, in full effect.
Alison Denham (@paddymaid.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?... Jesse Welles puts it well.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever heard the term 'thicker than a whale omelette nailed to a submarine door'?
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
America, pump this sh1t into your veins!!!!!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
God told him to do it.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
She's got a whole new career, hasn't she. That'll basically be her reward for being a thick loudmouth. And if that description bothers anyone, I don't care. I'm afraid I'm just bored of this 'we should take the higher ground' crap. My god this country's in a mess!
Naomi Smith (@pimlicat.bsky.social) reposted
I did my dissertation on the economics of famines. They're almost never caused by a lack of food, almost always because of a lack of access to food. Israel can end this famine at any time.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Under this current regime, Israel is now a rogue state, absolutely hell-bent on ethnic cleansing. And the world is just going to watch on, with the occasional 'strong statement'. #C4News
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Wait till the 'two tier justice' warriors hear about this. They're gonna be furious. FURIOUS I tell you!!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
💯! We used to export to France 2 or 3 times a week. Just packed the fish on a pallet, stuck it on the back of a wagon and Bob's your uncle, it arrived the next day, no problem. We can't do it any more. It's just too expensive and time-consuming with all the paperwork 🤷♂️
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn't agree more, I witnessed the same thing. And I'm afraid 'we trusted Boris' just doesn't wash. You might as well just admit you didn't bother to do your homework.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I work in the industry, so I've got an interest in it working. They threw themselves under a bus with '£350m for the NHS' on it. I got headaches from the amount of eye-rolling I did seeing all the boats with their UKIP flags flying proud. After believing Johnson, they need someone to blame. Anyone!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe, but I think it's more likely to be a case of "we just wanted him to stop pestering us about it!"
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
How's that idea of a 'European Army' looking right now?
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
I can't help feeling like it might be time to find a different planet.
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"
Cllr Brian Wernham 🔶 C.Eng. MA History (@brianwernham.bsky.social) reposted
White Englishman, Paul Doyle, terrorised crowd by driving into and injuring over 100 people www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
What, the guy who uses the switch to his Starlink satellite facilities like some kind of volume knob in a game of international musical chairs? I can't think what could possibly go wrong 🤔
Naomi Smith (@pimlicat.bsky.social) reposted
⚡️Do NOT let Musk get his hands on British utilities. He’s applied for a license to supply energy here. ✍️ Tell Ofgem what you think about that: www.bestforbritain.org/petition-elo...
I Am Incorrigible (@imincorrigible.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Mash Report on BBC Bias Part 3 - @carolecadwalla.bsky.social gets a right of reply #MadCatWoman #AndrwNeil
I Am Incorrigible (@imincorrigible.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Mash Report on BBC Bias Part 2 - why BBC balance is a terrible idea
I Am Incorrigible (@imincorrigible.bsky.social) reposted
The Mash report on BBC Bias Part 1 - @carolecadwalla.bsky.social & Andrew Neil @rachelparris.bsky.social
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep listening to those students, and whenever the b@stards are grinding you down, get out for a good, long walk. For the the world reveals itself to those that travel on foot 😉
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
And he's just told the world that the rest of 'the wall' was actually finished and lying down, just waiting to be stood up! I've got nothing left but hysterical, maniacal laughter.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Trump - 'the rest of the wall was actually lying down, just waiting to be stood up' 😂😂😂 It's stunning that people still fall for this sh1t!!
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know what's happening in this video?? But, i support it... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
youtube.com/watch?v=9s7y...
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
In the words of Nick Hannauer - 'if we don't fix inequality, the pitchforks are coming'
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you imagine asking this mouth-breathing chump WHY all those millions and millions of people might want a revolution? Answer, there would be none.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's the case, I find the approach by Cooper even more cowardly. She wants some political capital while leaving the people on the ground to take the hit. That's not to deny that there will be some officers there who have a sh*t attitude to protesters.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I'm certainly old enough to remember watching those images, and for them to formulate an opinion. That period left me with a pretty bad attitude towards the whole service. It couldn't have been clearer that it/they could be used as a powerful tool by the state. I'm a bit more nuanced nowadays.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a really interesting insight. And yes, I thought the same. She's gonna really want this to go away, but every time there's a significant number of arrests, particularly of people that are clearly not 'trouble makers', she'll find her position on this group increasingly difficult.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. That's why I'd have been no good in the police or the forces. I'd be too ready to say - 'nah, I'm not doing that!'. And that's certainly not a criticism of these guys.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I'm being naive, but I genuinely feel sorry for those coppers. I don't reckon they joined up to do this kind of thing. Once again, I think they're being used as political pawns.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
My absolute favourite. The joyous way this programme encouraged young people to have an open mind and an adventurous spirit was a thing of beauty.
daughterofmrandmrss (@nosregis.bsky.social) reposted
On JD: "He's a hopeless, chinless, nazi Care Bear. He just doesn't have it, whatever "it" is. He's a charisma black hole. He's the American Robert Jenrick." We don't deserve Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
This is a brilliant 47 seconds!
Zeteo (@zeteo.com) reposted
"I want you to ask yourself, who is getting rich?" Fired FTC commissioner @bedoyausa.bsky.social tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social that Donald Trump’s crackdown on immigration only helps billionaires. Watch the full discussion here: zeteo.com/p/stop-liste...
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?
Robert Saunders (@robertsaunders.bsky.social) reposted
The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined. The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.
Niall Harbison (@niallharbison.bsky.social) reposted
He's one of the greatest dogs we have ever had. Panda was only hours from death and spent 10 days in ICU. He's like a whole new dog now!
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
goodoneshow Bill Burr
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Cry me a river. It's got nothing to do with skin colour, which is why I'm sure he can recount all the times he has 'demonstrated' against white grooming gangs. They're ALWAYS the victims!
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
COLBERT: You warned everyone…he would prosecute political enemies, cut Medicaid, alienate our allies, give tax cuts to the rich. I know you're not here to say 'I told you so' but would you like to? HARRIS: You're correct. I did predict a lot of that. But what I did not predict was the capitulation.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
They're willing to go on TV and make UTTER FOOLS of themselves, as long as it keeps them on the right side of the Don. I think fewer and fewer will choose to sit in front of Mehdi Hasan, though. He's just too good at shining the light.
Farrukh (@implausibleblog.bsky.social) reposted
Trump, "Her numbers were wrong" Sen. Murphy, "Cooking economic numbers to make the regime look good, that's what the Soviets did"
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't read the article yet but I've felt for some time that generations to come need to completely re-evaluate what brings them happiness, contentment, and an alternative kind of security, rather than just trying harder and harder to achieve the goals that society tells them equate to 'success'.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, every day seems to bring new levels of dystopian doomscrolling. Radioactive wasps now? Chuffin nora!
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Start your morning with two minutes of the testimony of Samuel Garcia, an average American who drove 3 hours to speak truth to power to the Texas legislature. Let’s decide that we are all Samuel Garcia. Get in their faces and make them listen. Mr. Garcia is a great American.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
What she effectively seems to be saying here, although she may not realise it, is 'yeah, we really need to get some baby formula in. I mean, all the adults might starve, but we can all feel good about saving some of the babies'. I mean, it's a pretty low fricking bar!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
That kind of nuance is terribly passè, old chap.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Spot on. I think, as usual, Starmer's messaging could be better but last time I checked, we still live in a parliamentary democracy. We should leave the 'executive order' approach to the orange chap over the pond.
Best for Britain (@bestforbritain.org) reposted
Kim Darroch, Britain’s ambassador to the US during Trump’s first term: “Brexit happened, but it’s very hard to argue, even by its most ardent proponents, that it has been anything other than a comprehensive disaster.” 🎯 buff.ly/3oMkrrt
Best for Britain (@bestforbritain.org) reposted
For a second day running, Sky News has broadcast a Reform UK press conference live from their new 'briefing room'. No other political party receives this special treatment. Will you make a complaint to Sky News? ✍️ Use the tool below ⬇️ www.bestforbritain.org/complaint_sk...
aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Windmills "are eating the cats; they're eating the dogs."
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we could satisfy some of the people who complain about turbines being ugly by redesigning them. We could make each of the four blades perfectly straight, going off at a 90 degree angle half way down. Just a thought.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
WATCH — @betoorourke.bsky.social : “Trump understands the stakes. They are trying to steal the 2026 election in the summer of 2025 here in Texas and consolidate authoritarian power… cowardly Congress will roll out the royal red carpet for Trump’s 3rd term.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DMm_8W6...
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
They're SO weak. Trying to placate a bunch of nutters who have been radicalised online isn't gonna work. We need to start having a grown-up conversation about immigration, and this isn't it! This isn't governing either. It's just spineless.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
This is ridiculously interesting! I have to confess I didn't really know who Tina Brown was, but I could listen to her all day. Check out this episode of The News Agents on Global Player - share-lbc.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
Watched 'Civil War' again last night. Given what's happening on the streets of the US right now, the 'what kind of American are you?' line was incredibly jarring. Amazing that Jesse Plemons wasn't originally cast for the film. He steals the show!
Farrukh (@implausibleblog.bsky.social) reposted
If there's one thing you watch today, make it this Bob Geldof criticises Israel for what they're doing in Gaza Then criticises Trevor Philips for making excuses for what Israel is doing in Gaza Part 1/3
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy's legacy will live on forever. It will never die!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
And there was me thinking they were all just 'honest patriots'.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
The sheer beauty of this animal makes my heart ache! 😍
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh well said, sir!
Dan Snow (@thehistoryguy.bsky.social) reposted
Not for the first time I am begging angry people to put the phone down, walk through actual streets, go to actual pubs, stand on the touch line at local sports clubs, browse Saturday markets, chat with ramblers on footpaths and rediscover beauty & contentedness.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're gunning for the 'anti-intellectual' vote, Darren Grimes is ABSOLUTELY your man.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion Powell: I’m not aware of that. Trump: It just came out Powell: You just added in a third building Trump: It’s a building that’s being built Powell: It was built five years ago.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
This reference might not land with everyone, but I think that is THE most David Brent thing I have ever seen! All it needed was a side-eye to the camera.
Quiet Riot (@quietriotpod.bsky.social) reposted
“We are basically serfs. Doffing our cap in such a grotesque way that people can’t even see through a bullshit-peddler private-school banker, telling them immigrants are the problem and not the entrenched privilege from which he and his ilk have benefited more than anyone who came on a small boat.”
ladydebhart.bsky.social (@ladydebhart.bsky.social) reposted
Well…I’m in LUV‼️💗👏🏻
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd definitely want someone in my top law and order team who thinks that anecdotes from 'American friends' are an important source of information. Yep, can't see the problem.
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social)
When was the last time we saw a baying mob outside the Head Office of a water company, James? Or an energy company for that matter. The diversionary tactics couldn't be more obvious. Unless you're a bit of a moron, of course. @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to watch those ones that stare at rulers. They're lethal buggers!
Chris (@masterklump.bsky.social) reply parent
It's terribly meta to think that the reason people can't seem to process what you're actually trying to say is exactly the same reason why they're reading your message in the first place.