Rex Masters (@mastersrex.bsky.social)
Highly recommend this documentary on Mr. Rodgers. It’s really excellent actually
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
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Highly recommend this documentary on Mr. Rodgers. It’s really excellent actually
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Bingo ! 😂
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I know right ? 😂😆
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I’m packing for the con and I can’t forget to wear this shirt while traveling. This way the staff at McDonald’s will know I need help with the ordering kiosk 😂😆
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Some of you never had to kill a scorpion 🦂 in your shower, with a toilet plunger and while naked, even before you had your morning coffee and it shows 😂😆 Someday I’ll tell you about the body in the pool. Lost sleep that night I tell ya.
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Why did the archaeologist have a breakdown ? Because his career was in ruins
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That’s so awesome
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It’s been my pleasure 😻
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If friends are a measure of value then the fandom has made me one wealthy dog for sure ! Love you all my fellow fuzzies 😻
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Just two furry friends enjoying a walk. I really feel sorry for those who don’t understand the fandom as they are missing just how beautiful it can be. *hugs* everyone @aerofox64.net
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That cereal is actually good
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It’s a beautiful three day weekend! I should do something constructive, yes ! (binge watches all the Indiana Jones movies) See this Dr. Jones ? $1 dollar from a vendor in the street. Bury it in the sand for a few thousands years do you know what you get ? A great idea for an Anubis Fursona ? 😂😆
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He was a neat guy. Glad I got a chance to meet him
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Well, that’s two lotteries I’ve lost. Oh well, I’ll be at FM next week
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Too many furs passing away since I’ve been in the fandom. It’s really sad
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Just heard someone refer to kids as “sexually transmitted dependents”
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I HATE BEING ACCUSED OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I'M VERY OBVIOUSLY DILLY DALLYING
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The family tonight is watching The 10th Kingdom. Sure hope there’s dragons 🐉
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That’s seriously amazing 😻
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My 105 year old Radio Rex toy. It’s supposedly the first voice activated toy. It’s kinda rare to find one with the celluloid dog that’s intact and in good condition. The old celluloid is quite fragile. A electro magnet holds back a spring lever. Voice vibrations breaks the circuit.
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It’s not easy at times.
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UPDATE.. due to long reg lines postponing fam pic to 1pm SUNDAY at the same place!
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Yet hehehe 😂
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To be Frank, I’d have to change my name 😂
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Watching Grave of the Fireflies was emotionally devastating enough but when this song played at the end I had to leave the room 😭 youtu.be/Qi5GD1gWl2U?...
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It’s definitely a good movie
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a good movie ! Have you seen it ?
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One nice thing about the Niabi Zoo was the penny smashing machine that was set up for a Fennec Fox 🦊
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If you are at Furry Migration ask me the secret to a happy and fulfilling life. What makes us tick? How can we survive the drudgery of work ? After years of research I believe I have the answers to what can really make us happy.
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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite breakfast ? Poop Tarts
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So true !
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Useful for carrying tools around etc.
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Here’s a good use if you have empty kitty litter buckets and work on cars. It’s actually really handy around the shop and barn.
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Tonight’s family movie is Eragon. It’s always good to watch a movie with dragons 🐉
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This morning I was staring rather intently into the bathroom mirror contemplating my life and its meaning then something clicked and a light bulb turned on ! I yelled, turn the light off I’m in the bathroom !
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😂
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Three golf clubs walk into a bar. What will you have ? Putter orders a beer Sand wedge orders a scotch. The bartender asks the last club what they will have? Oh, no thanks, I’m the driver
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That’s brilliant actually
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A random shower 🚿 thought of the day . . . Should we call cons a Zoological park conference ? Or A Petting Zoo ? Hmm 🤔
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What do you call a fish made up of two sodium atoms ? Two Na
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Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend anymore? Sheeran
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Why should you never count your money while standing on an anthill ? 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 You might finance in your pants
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That would be so awesome
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Hugs my friend 😻
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Awww 😻
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I love this fandom so much! Almost everyone gets my obscure references
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Awww 😻
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My latest YouTube fixation is Explaned by Ducks, or maybe that metal toy restoration Chip Channel. 🤔. But wise frog says . . . youtube.com/shorts/DN5Dn...
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And the wise frog says . . .
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Wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana. 🦎
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If you give me a hug at Furry Migration and you catch a whiff of old cars and old radios now you will know why. 😂😆
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Awesome
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Be the reason someone smiles today ! 😁 Or drinks, whatever works for you
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They say the machines of the future will be as smart as people. Ok, but which people ? I feel that’s very important 🤔
Rex Masters (@mastersrex.bsky.social)
I stumbled upon 2 snakes on a hiking trail. Both arguing having a hissy fit.
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Good luck, it might get you thrown out of the group 😂
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Ragweed pollen is high in my area. I always thought that was a strange name for a weed, Ragweed, hmm 🤔
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There’s a new sushi restaurant that caters to lawyers, it’s called Sosueme
Rex Masters (@mastersrex.bsky.social)
I just switched all the labels on the spice bottles. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin
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Thanks
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I took the 25 Nash out today for a good run of about 40 miles just meandering on back roads. Of course we stopped for coffee. The car ran great. No issues, no overheating. Gosh it was so much fun.
Rex Masters (@mastersrex.bsky.social)
What did the monkey say after a lawnmower ran over his tail ? Well, that’s not going to get any longer
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The guy that discovered milk, just what was he doing ?
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Thanks ! I love entertaining the public.
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Here’s a fair pic from 2019. I was actually invited by the fairboard president. Had a background check before I was allowed to do this. I was asked back this year but didn’t take them up on it. I regret it now. Think I’ve suited at the fair 3 times over the years.
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The piece often has been requested! Had a lot of fun playing How to train your dragon 🐉 - as I like Dragons 👉👈 #furry #furrycommunity
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I knew someone would comment on that 😂😆
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Here’s a video on the carousel today.
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Fox activities! (Ft @electropaw.bsky.social) #fursuitfriday 📸: fnmwolf
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Saw a Red Panda on a carousel today. At Niabi Zoo, Coal Valley Illinois
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my bad
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He has heart trouble. So sad as they are decent kind people who are well respected in the small community
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My favorite small town diner is closing September 1st. It will be missed so. I’ve taken numerous fuzzy friends there over the years. I even got a pic in front with the owners Louie & Anna. They liked meeting Rex. I’ll really miss those chicken biscuits & gravy Monday lunch specials.
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It was like that Dean Martin song, It’s a Moray 😂
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I just found out you are supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. My apologies to everyone at the Waffle House
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender; Ok, I’ll serve you but you better not start anything
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That’s awesome ! Thanks for sharing
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That’s very interesting, thanks
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That’s a pretty blouse.
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Tonight’s family movie is another Tom Hanks move. A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
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I’ve been trying to break up with my optometrist girlfriend. It’s not going well, every time I say I can no longer see her she just moves closer and says, how about now ? 😂
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Castaway has some of his best acting, the look in his eyes sometimes speaks volumes
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For they make world go round and for the sun to shine
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Tonight’s family movie stars Tom Hanks in Castaway. I like to call it a 2 hour and 20 minute FedEx commercial 😂😆🤣
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I found an old bottle of White Out in the bottom of my desk drawer. I’m taking it to Sotheby’s to have it auctioned because is a correctors item 😂
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Thanks
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Doctor, Please describe your average night. Well, they wear armor and clink when they walk Doctor, No I meant in bed. Well, I assume they take their armor off first.
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Thousands of eggs were stolen from local farms over the weekend. Police suspect poachers
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I just so excited when con time is approaching and I can see my friends again 😻
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Worse case you could always sleeve it
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I have a con to attend in 2 weeks or so. The dad urge to start packing already is almost unbearable 😂. I already washed the van. Anyone have an extra Valium? 😂😆😁
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What’s your favorite Hammner film ? For me it’s the 1968 adventure movie The Lost Continent. I just love movies with dilapidated old tramp steamers.
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Thanks you ! *hugs*
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Looks crackalacking
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I predict brain freeze in your future
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What do you call a cat that’s joined the Red Cross ? A first aid KIT