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Rex Masters

@mastersrex.bsky.social

Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!

created September 21, 2023

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Highly recommend this documentary on Mr. Rodgers. It’s really excellent actually

DVD case pic of the documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor? About Mr. Rodgers
2/9/2025, 3:12:54 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bingo ! 😂

2/9/2025, 1:40:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know right ? 😂😆

2/9/2025, 12:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m packing for the con and I can’t forget to wear this shirt while traveling. This way the staff at McDonald’s will know I need help with the ordering kiosk 😂😆

A black shirt with white printing that states. Please Be Patient With Me I’m From The 1900’s.
2/9/2025, 12:55:35 AM | 64 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of you never had to kill a scorpion 🦂 in your shower, with a toilet plunger and while naked, even before you had your morning coffee and it shows 😂😆 Someday I’ll tell you about the body in the pool. Lost sleep that night I tell ya.

1/9/2025, 9:09:22 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did the archaeologist have a breakdown ? Because his career was in ruins

1/9/2025, 3:33:57 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s so awesome

1/9/2025, 3:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been my pleasure 😻

1/9/2025, 3:27:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If friends are a measure of value then the fandom has made me one wealthy dog for sure ! Love you all my fellow fuzzies 😻

Rex at MFF several years ago.
1/9/2025, 3:01:20 PM | 96 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just two furry friends enjoying a walk. I really feel sorry for those who don’t understand the fandom as they are missing just how beautiful it can be. *hugs* everyone @aerofox64.net

Rex and Aerofox walking across a yard in the early setting sunshine
1/9/2025, 2:48:38 PM | 80 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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That cereal is actually good

1/9/2025, 12:32:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a beautiful three day weekend! I should do something constructive, yes ! (binge watches all the Indiana Jones movies) See this Dr. Jones ? $1 dollar from a vendor in the street. Bury it in the sand for a few thousands years do you know what you get ? A great idea for an Anubis Fursona ? 😂😆

31/8/2025, 8:34:11 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a neat guy. Glad I got a chance to meet him

31/8/2025, 8:21:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that’s two lotteries I’ve lost. Oh well, I’ll be at FM next week

31/8/2025, 4:46:19 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too many furs passing away since I’ve been in the fandom. It’s really sad

31/8/2025, 1:00:54 PM | 58 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just heard someone refer to kids as “sexually transmitted dependents”

30/8/2025, 11:51:05 PM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I HATE BEING ACCUSED OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I'M VERY OBVIOUSLY DILLY DALLYING

30/8/2025, 11:46:36 PM | 74 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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The family tonight is watching The 10th Kingdom. Sure hope there’s dragons 🐉

30/8/2025, 11:33:54 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s seriously amazing 😻

30/8/2025, 8:46:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 105 year old Radio Rex toy. It’s supposedly the first voice activated toy. It’s kinda rare to find one with the celluloid dog that’s intact and in good condition. The old celluloid is quite fragile. A electro magnet holds back a spring lever. Voice vibrations breaks the circuit.

A Radio Rex dog house toy Rex out of the Radio Rex doghouse voice activated toy The opened back showing the mechanism of the Radio Rex voice activated toy.
30/8/2025, 5:47:09 PM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not easy at times.

30/8/2025, 3:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UPDATE.. due to long reg lines postponing fam pic to 1pm SUNDAY at the same place!

30/8/2025, 3:05:14 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet hehehe 😂

30/8/2025, 3:06:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be Frank, I’d have to change my name 😂

30/8/2025, 2:51:12 PM | 56 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Grave of the Fireflies was emotionally devastating enough but when this song played at the end I had to leave the room 😭 youtu.be/Qi5GD1gWl2U?...

30/8/2025, 2:39:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s definitely a good movie

30/8/2025, 2:44:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a good movie ! Have you seen it ?

Pic of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty DVD.
30/8/2025, 2:38:46 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One nice thing about the Niabi Zoo was the penny smashing machine that was set up for a Fennec Fox 🦊

A smashed penny with the imprint of a Fennec Fox. From the Niabi Zoo
29/8/2025, 11:42:42 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A meme of a dragon sitting at a table saying they can’t go back to the village and apologize because they burned a lot of bridges
29/8/2025, 7:20:56 PM | 57 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you are at Furry Migration ask me the secret to a happy and fulfilling life. What makes us tick? How can we survive the drudgery of work ? After years of research I believe I have the answers to what can really make us happy.

29/8/2025, 6:00:15 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite breakfast ? Poop Tarts

29/8/2025, 3:47:24 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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So true !

29/8/2025, 2:54:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Useful for carrying tools around etc.

29/8/2025, 2:50:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s a good use if you have empty kitty litter buckets and work on cars. It’s actually really handy around the shop and barn.

A kitty litter bucket repurposed into an oil dry container for the shop/garage.
29/8/2025, 12:36:41 AM | 32 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonight’s family movie is Eragon. It’s always good to watch a movie with dragons 🐉

29/8/2025, 12:05:43 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This morning I was staring rather intently into the bathroom mirror contemplating my life and its meaning then something clicked and a light bulb turned on ! I yelled, turn the light off I’m in the bathroom !

28/8/2025, 10:51:47 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

28/8/2025, 6:40:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three golf clubs walk into a bar. What will you have ? Putter orders a beer Sand wedge orders a scotch. The bartender asks the last club what they will have? Oh, no thanks, I’m the driver

28/8/2025, 6:40:01 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s brilliant actually

28/8/2025, 5:30:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A random shower 🚿 thought of the day . . . Should we call cons a Zoological park conference ? Or A Petting Zoo ? Hmm 🤔

28/8/2025, 4:56:56 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you call a fish made up of two sodium atoms ? Two Na

28/8/2025, 2:58:08 PM | 46 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend anymore? Sheeran

28/8/2025, 2:56:43 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why should you never count your money while standing on an anthill ? 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 You might finance in your pants

28/8/2025, 2:55:21 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be so awesome

28/8/2025, 2:52:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hugs my friend 😻

28/8/2025, 2:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awww 😻

28/8/2025, 2:36:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this fandom so much! Almost everyone gets my obscure references

28/8/2025, 2:26:03 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awww 😻

28/8/2025, 2:25:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My latest YouTube fixation is Explaned by Ducks, or maybe that metal toy restoration Chip Channel. 🤔. But wise frog says . . . youtube.com/shorts/DN5Dn...

28/8/2025, 2:24:22 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the wise frog says . . .

28/8/2025, 2:13:05 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana. 🦎

28/8/2025, 12:23:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you give me a hug at Furry Migration and you catch a whiff of old cars and old radios now you will know why. 😂😆

Rex Masters suit hanging in a garage. Old cars and old radios can be seen
28/8/2025, 12:20:16 AM | 60 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome

27/8/2025, 7:43:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be the reason someone smiles today ! 😁 Or drinks, whatever works for you

27/8/2025, 5:52:36 PM | 45 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say the machines of the future will be as smart as people. Ok, but which people ? I feel that’s very important 🤔

27/8/2025, 4:24:24 PM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stumbled upon 2 snakes on a hiking trail. Both arguing having a hissy fit.

26/8/2025, 11:06:53 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck, it might get you thrown out of the group 😂

26/8/2025, 8:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ragweed pollen is high in my area. I always thought that was a strange name for a weed, Ragweed, hmm 🤔

26/8/2025, 6:52:49 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a new sushi restaurant that caters to lawyers, it’s called Sosueme

26/8/2025, 3:45:11 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just switched all the labels on the spice bottles. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin

26/8/2025, 3:44:12 PM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks

26/8/2025, 3:09:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took the 25 Nash out today for a good run of about 40 miles just meandering on back roads. Of course we stopped for coffee. The car ran great. No issues, no overheating. Gosh it was so much fun.

My 1925 Nash Touring car parked in front of a diner
25/8/2025, 8:01:25 PM | 80 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did the monkey say after a lawnmower ran over his tail ? Well, that’s not going to get any longer

25/8/2025, 6:38:47 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy that discovered milk, just what was he doing ?

25/8/2025, 6:37:37 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks ! I love entertaining the public.

25/8/2025, 2:30:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s a fair pic from 2019. I was actually invited by the fairboard president. Had a background check before I was allowed to do this. I was asked back this year but didn’t take them up on it. I regret it now. Think I’ve suited at the fair 3 times over the years.

Rex Masters on a carousel at the county fair back in 2019.
25/8/2025, 1:20:04 AM | 124 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CoVahr 🦊🐉🎶 🔜 EF29 (@covahr.bsky.social) reposted

The piece often has been requested! Had a lot of fun playing How to train your dragon 🐉 - as I like Dragons 👉👈 #furry #furrycommunity

23/8/2025, 8:27:06 PM | 116 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew someone would comment on that 😂😆

22/8/2025, 9:55:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lazy African painted dogs.

African wild painted dogs laying down resting in the shade
22/8/2025, 9:23:33 PM | 52 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s a video on the carousel today.

22/8/2025, 9:19:04 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yutu Fox 🔜 MP (@yututhefox.bsky.social) reposted

Fox activities! (Ft @electropaw.bsky.social) #fursuitfriday 📸: fnmwolf

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22/8/2025, 7:54:31 PM | 48 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a Red Panda on a carousel today. At Niabi Zoo, Coal Valley Illinois

A Red Panda on a carousel. Back view of a Red Panda on a carousel
22/8/2025, 8:30:45 PM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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my bad

22/8/2025, 1:38:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has heart trouble. So sad as they are decent kind people who are well respected in the small community

22/8/2025, 12:17:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need more coffee ☕️

Rex on the floor sitting in a corner looking very tired. Pic taken at IFC a few years back
21/8/2025, 11:57:23 PM | 104 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite small town diner is closing September 1st. It will be missed so. I’ve taken numerous fuzzy friends there over the years. I even got a pic in front with the owners Louie & Anna. They liked meeting Rex. I’ll really miss those chicken biscuits & gravy Monday lunch specials.

Rex Masters standing in front of the Walnut Cafe Rex in front of the Walnut Cafe with the owners Louie & Anna and Debbie the waitress
21/8/2025, 11:38:48 PM | 89 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was like that Dean Martin song, It’s a Moray 😂

21/8/2025, 7:12:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just found out you are supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. My apologies to everyone at the Waffle House

21/8/2025, 6:38:18 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender; Ok, I’ll serve you but you better not start anything

21/8/2025, 3:42:00 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s awesome ! Thanks for sharing

21/8/2025, 2:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s very interesting, thanks

21/8/2025, 12:23:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a pretty blouse.

21/8/2025, 12:08:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonight’s family movie is another Tom Hanks move. A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

21/8/2025, 12:06:14 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been trying to break up with my optometrist girlfriend. It’s not going well, every time I say I can no longer see her she just moves closer and says, how about now ? 😂

20/8/2025, 3:46:25 PM | 40 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Castaway has some of his best acting, the look in his eyes sometimes speaks volumes

20/8/2025, 2:35:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For they make world go round and for the sun to shine

20/8/2025, 2:26:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonight’s family movie stars Tom Hanks in Castaway. I like to call it a 2 hour and 20 minute FedEx commercial 😂😆🤣

20/8/2025, 12:05:12 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found an old bottle of White Out in the bottom of my desk drawer. I’m taking it to Sotheby’s to have it auctioned because is a correctors item 😂

19/8/2025, 3:44:18 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks

18/8/2025, 4:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doctor, Please describe your average night. Well, they wear armor and clink when they walk Doctor, No I meant in bed. Well, I assume they take their armor off first.

18/8/2025, 3:48:58 PM | 53 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thousands of eggs were stolen from local farms over the weekend. Police suspect poachers

18/8/2025, 3:45:05 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just so excited when con time is approaching and I can see my friends again 😻

17/8/2025, 1:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked
23/12/2023, 12:49:49 AM | 20427 16145 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worse case you could always sleeve it

17/8/2025, 1:13:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a con to attend in 2 weeks or so. The dad urge to start packing already is almost unbearable 😂. I already washed the van. Anyone have an extra Valium? 😂😆😁

17/8/2025, 12:39:52 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s your favorite Hammner film ? For me it’s the 1968 adventure movie The Lost Continent. I just love movies with dilapidated old tramp steamers.

Movie poster for the 1968 Hammer film The Lost Continent
17/8/2025, 12:20:53 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks you ! *hugs*

16/8/2025, 8:24:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks crackalacking

16/8/2025, 8:13:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predict brain freeze in your future

16/8/2025, 7:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you call a cat that’s joined the Red Cross ? A first aid KIT

16/8/2025, 3:51:02 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view