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She’s a star.
It’s like a parking ticket compared to what he’s already gotten away with.
We’re not that lucky.
YOU VOTED TO CONFIRM RUBIO!!!
From the folks who threw a fit when they were asked to wear a paper mask for a few months? And the ones flying “Don’t Tread On Me” flags? And have “Liberty or Death” tattoos? GTFOH
Please don’t. The people who actually used them stopped using them a year ago.
How is Mamdani doing? Raising quite a bit? Huh.
Bro, you voted to confirm Marco Rubio.
A brutalist building would never.
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Well, we needed our guns so we could oppose a tyrannical gover… uh… never mind.
They have chosen wisely.
They feel good about the economy? While planning to unemploy a bunch of people? Who, precisely, do they think is going to buy what they’re selling?
I have changed each of my kids in public places because there was no table in the men’s room. Nobody ever said anything.
That’s literally how kids used to learn that running their mouth might have some consequences. At least that’s how we learned where I grew up.
Not to mention that 523 Hz is a C, not an A sharp
I’m actually a very good teacher, but there are things my kids are physically incapable of hearing me say. It’s fine. I’ll just get a teacher to teach them that stuff.
Further proof that most people are not even remotely qualified to teach children. Setting aside that you can’t teach what you don’t know, most people can’t even teach what they DO know. And the parent-child dynamic can often interfere with the teacher-student dynamic.
My parents spanked me and I turned out… okay, maybe I’m not the bext example.
Traitors and losers. Yeah, let’s celebrate them.
The score? Yeah? Tell me more.
8324 60-second videos. Do it.
Well shit.
I’m just… guys… we can do better, right?
I’m no expert on this… wait. Yes I am. Maybe if fellas just acted like women are… and hear me out here… human beings… then women might be more interested in them. I don’t know. It always worked for me.
The whole “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!” thing makes me insane. Are you 9? Grow up. It’s just a day.
If I were a Canadian, you couldn’t pay me enough to visit the US.
36, not counting airports.
Please no.
Told ya.
He’ll figure it out. He has it in him.
I said all season that he had plays that made you say “HOLY COW!” and then he had plays that made you say “HOLY COW!”
It doesn’t matter. Republicans will vote to confirm him. Truth doesn’t matter anymore.
I excel at it. I’ve been practicing for years.
I always thought “Unconditional” by Katie Perry had the same problem.
Wouldn’t you?!?
We deserve whatever we get for not prohibiting this.
Uggg. Me man. Me no understand colors or shapes. Me very straight. Also, sOCiEtY uSeD To CreATe GreAT ArT bUT DoeSn’T AnYmOrE.
That’s… not a thing.
That’s crazy. We’d pay way more than that.
It’s not the action of reading the book. It’s the time spent thinking about what it says and how it says it. I can take in 100 pages an hour. But I might need a week or more to really let one of those pages change my life.
Every year since our youngest was about 2, we’ve said that THIS age is our favorite yet.
Nope. Absolutely not.
You’re a rockstar
I’m an American radical leftist, meaning I’m a little right of center in a civilized country. When someone says, “I bet you believe (some insane policy)”, I just say, “Absolutely”.
It grows on you.
Good. Let’s get the masks off. Quit pretending these are serious people and start treating them like what they are.
Depending on the airport…
Frankly, I’m not happy with the gay rights situation either. They should have way more.
The end result is partly good. We want NATO to actually help pay for their own defense. But a smart leader would have pushed them in that direction without pissing them off so bad that they refuse to spend any of that on American made arms. We don’t have one of those.
I’m 100% against the bombing of Iran. It was stupid and unnecessary. But let’s be honest, Iran’s military is going to do exactly jack shit to respond to this.
You should visit the Orlando airport.
Bruh.
A reminder to Iran that the people living in cities voted against this shit.
BUT, in a pinch, you can always try the Axis of Awesome approach.
That’s not one you’re going to bullshit your way through…
Good lord. By his reasoning, countries should be bombing us.
Of course he is. He doesn’t think Cuomo did anything wrong.
I’m usually a “challenge accepted” kind of guy. But even I don’t hate myself that much.
We can get those numbers up.
We can do better.
Since 1977, there have been 11 murders, 42 bombings, 200 arsons, 531 assaults, 492 clinic invasions, 375 burglaries, and well over 600 bomb threats at abortion clinics.
There ARE rules. And they’re pretty clear that you can call people all the names you want.
It’s not okay to assault ANYONE for asking a question, Senator or not.
He doesn’t have to imagine it. They’ll straight up tell you if you ask them.
In fairness, if my son died, I would be utterly incapable of breathing, let alone writing an obituary.
He’s upset that the Democrats want “to shame” people like him? I’m upset that the Republicans don’t.
Sure it does - if you know who they’re interested in serving and protecting.
Maybe this time you guys will run an actual candidate- not someone who’s snogging a soldier’s wife or the most boring person anyone has ever not met…
Have you heard GWB speak?
We usually get some good songs out of it… to be enjoyed by the people who lived. So there’s that.
It’ll cover a whole month of childcare…
I’m not a lawyer, but doesn’t posse comitatus apply here?
Unarmed people standing up the federal government. Hmm… I was told that only the 2A would permit this. Where are all those guys, huh? Here’s the tyranny they’ve been arming up to turn away…
It’s exactly who we are - and who we’ve always been. It’s why we want to be better.
Are you high?
Good lord.
I feel awful for those deportees.
Cops are… what, now?
Cassius - named after the greatest BOXER of all time. Couldn’t name him Mohammad. I lived in a heavily Muslim neighborhood at the time and if I yelled his name out my door, half my neighbors would have answered.
We have receipts. And we will not forget.
We’ve got a choice between absolute evil and utter incompetence.
Done.
You can listen to 10 Dolly or Willie songs and 11 of them are really fucking good.
Vance doesn’t have the hold over people that Trump does. It’s a cult. Trump is the leader. When he dies, the cult falls apart.
Not. Soon. Enough.
They don’t do the accent when we’re not around, either, do they?
Just toss in a couple spelling errors. You’ll be fine.
I guess they didn’t plan it on Signal.
I’ve ridden on public transit in a BUNCH of cities in the US. Never had a problem.
I’ve always preferred minor fifths, myself.
Where’s he going to find a scientist who can actually understand the… Oh.
I’d rather have speed cameras than traffic cops, though. Way, way too many civil rights violations start with traffic stops. And it’s super dangerous for both the officers and the public.
Authoritarians hate educated people. Tale as old as time.
Maybe we could have kids write papers on how many of those commandments our president has bragged about breaking.
I’m so sorry for your loss. Good dads are the best.