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Matt

@mattcreed.uk

Married to @creedy95.bsky.social πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 40 something. Music, food, cats, sport & politics. Occasionally NSFW, always labelled.

created October 18, 2024

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Thank you!! ❀️

2/9/2025, 11:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 🫢🏻

2/9/2025, 11:51:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Mal! x

2/9/2025, 11:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Rob x

2/9/2025, 11:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Benidorm Pride... 2 out of 3 men down already. Youngsters πŸ™„

2/9/2025, 11:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Viva EspaΓ±a, let the fun commence! w/ @creedy95.bsky.social & @leeumc.bsky.social

Levante Beach
2/9/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the first film/movie you think of from the 80's

2/9/2025, 8:11:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeing the image for 1 second will be enough to put the music in my head for the rest of the day!

2/9/2025, 8:09:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just watching a compilation of Kelly Clarkson on YouTube and firstly, she's so ridiculously talented. But, secondly, she sang O Holy Night and now I feel festive in August πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

29/8/2025, 7:43:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's hoping for some common sense from our overlords and at the very least another referendum. If we get freedom of movement back the ticket will be booked within days 🀣

29/8/2025, 5:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plans are in place, unfortunately Brexit made it a more complicated thing to achieve 🀬

29/8/2025, 5:45:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was born in the wrong country, 30⁰ and sunny 365 days of the year please 🀣

29/8/2025, 5:04:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! It's been a shock to the system after such a lovely summer!

29/8/2025, 4:57:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having had to work outside in the rain all this week, I am bereft 🀣 Off to see the son and enjoy Pride week, in Benidorm with @creedy95.bsky.social and @leeumc.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 4:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My heart is full 😻

29/8/2025, 4:32:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a real 'caught in the act' look, isn't it?

29/8/2025, 4:28:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm starting to think that the new kitten may be a little bit fruity.

Arty and Oscar 'cuddling'
29/8/2025, 4:20:53 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ™ˆ

29/8/2025, 4:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's see you at 21. Look closely, I'm superman.

29/8/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Work finished for 12 days, gin poured and suitcases packed, such a shame to be leaving the rain behind 🀭

29/8/2025, 3:13:21 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going for a Pride holiday next week and will conduct endless, selfless hours of research into this. I wonder if there's a government grant I can get...

25/8/2025, 4:45:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a genetics thing? My beard is ginger, perhaps that explains the fat ass πŸ€”

25/8/2025, 4:28:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're fine, they're fine, omg I look like a woman... Every fortnight πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

25/8/2025, 4:27:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gingers are my weakness πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

25/8/2025, 4:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Present day Ron (Rupert Grint) πŸ₯΅ no, just me 🫣

25/8/2025, 4:23:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erecto petronum... The husband is a massive HP nerd, and having far too much fun coming up with these 🀣

25/8/2025, 4:16:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Expellianus...

25/8/2025, 4:10:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be the prisoner of your asskanban

25/8/2025, 3:50:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks! Despite the pain, I'm very happy! x

25/8/2025, 3:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always worth it, in the end! Thank you, same to you x

25/8/2025, 3:02:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to you, Mal. Have a great day x

25/8/2025, 10:13:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, just need to push through the initial tightness until it's relaxed and comfortable, as it very much were.

25/8/2025, 10:13:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A painful glimpse into the future 🀣

25/8/2025, 10:11:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back to work tomorrow, so that'll kill or cure! Thank you ☺️😚

25/8/2025, 10:09:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, Stevie! Hope you have a fab day x I hope it isn't permanent, or I may never dance again (some @leeumc.bsky.social would argus this is a good thing)

25/8/2025, 10:07:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A very happy bank holiday #monochronemonday to all! The calf tattoos have left my Achilles seized and I'm shuffling round like an elderly grandmother that's had a fall πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

B&W selfie
25/8/2025, 10:01:16 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ«‚πŸ˜š

25/8/2025, 9:56:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pt 2... Morcheeba - Big Calm Nina Simone - Greatest Nirvana - Bleach Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Tchaikovsky, Mozart & Elgar - Serenade for Strings

24/8/2025, 8:02:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name 5 albums that had the biggest impact on your life: Only 5 is impossible, expect a part 2... Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind Joni Mitchell- Blue The Prodigy - Experience Portishead - Dummy Dolly Parton - New Harvest, First Gathering

24/8/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But perfectly formed, as I always insist 🀣

24/8/2025, 7:04:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I saw the picture from below and I would not be complaining πŸ™ˆ

24/8/2025, 7:03:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a small person, so say this with no judgement, but your feet look tiny ☺️

24/8/2025, 6:58:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calm down, Juliet x

24/8/2025, 6:56:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Shawn! I think we all have a tendency to put our weight on one hip πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

24/8/2025, 6:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, absolutely, I've had a viewing gantry fitted in the bedroom.

24/8/2025, 6:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always, and I look terrific from a great height 🀣

24/8/2025, 6:31:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A walking art attack 🀣😚

24/8/2025, 6:19:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, I'm a happy boy ☺️

24/8/2025, 6:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squeeze in one more appointment before going on holiday. They are perfectly aligned and sized, I just have a bad case of the gay lean πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

New calf tattoos
24/8/2025, 5:52:55 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vodka soda is replacing the wine because of calories... A very sad state of affairs

15/8/2025, 4:07:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%! And this is a good one x

15/8/2025, 4:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ice cream and cuddles as reward, surely? x

15/8/2025, 4:03:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❀️😚

15/8/2025, 4:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫢🏻

15/8/2025, 4:02:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫢🏻😚

15/8/2025, 3:53:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫢🏻

15/8/2025, 3:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! I am proud of me ☺️

15/8/2025, 3:52:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you so much ☺️ xx

15/8/2025, 3:52:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6 weeks with no meds and I've completed the most challenging task possible... A very full Aldi on a hot day with nobody killed or shopping abandoned in the middle of an aisle.

15/8/2025, 3:34:43 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‹πŸ»

15/8/2025, 3:32:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This 100%!!!

13/8/2025, 6:14:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely, it works like an old fashioned deli counter, take your ticket and wait for your number to be called x

13/8/2025, 6:04:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't step inside my head for reasoning, Joe. It's incredible messy with no obvious exit x

13/8/2025, 6:02:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, but I'm trying to be the world's first 45 year old hairy twink 🀣

13/8/2025, 5:54:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a perfect evening tbh ☺️

13/8/2025, 5:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the ice cream or cuddles? 😚

13/8/2025, 5:47:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crozes Hermitage and salted caramel x

13/8/2025, 5:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoyed every mouthful... Also something I'm hoping for the holiday.

13/8/2025, 5:21:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, darling. If only we saw ourselves as through the eyes of others xx

13/8/2025, 5:21:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm making a concerted effort to be 'beach (gay sauna) body ready' for a holiday in 3 weeks time, so yes of course I've just drunk a bottle of wine and eaten a tub of ice cream. Willpower, what is it?

13/8/2025, 5:19:15 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, and you x

13/8/2025, 4:19:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, not that, mine is far more genital area specific. But I'd actually love that to sit amongst the Funko Pops 🀣

13/8/2025, 4:14:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*goes to pull 'Jeff' out of toy draw*

13/8/2025, 4:06:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's gonna cost you two cartons

13/8/2025, 3:59:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is a classic film everyone should watch at least once?

13/8/2025, 3:56:53 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Understandable, pesky thing. Hope you're having a great day x

13/8/2025, 1:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Ryan, hope you're having a fab day x

13/8/2025, 1:53:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm very disobedient 🀨

13/8/2025, 1:52:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afternoon sir! Hope you're having a cracking day x

13/8/2025, 1:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Joseph, have a great day x

13/8/2025, 6:18:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Paul, have a fab day x

13/8/2025, 6:17:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, Stevie! Have a great day x

13/8/2025, 6:17:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Greek peaches tend to be extremely fuzzy 🀣

13/8/2025, 6:17:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the tongue is out already, I guess you'd better get to it 🀭

13/8/2025, 6:06:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a rumour that my ass is from Georgia...

13/8/2025, 6:05:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😘

13/8/2025, 6:03:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning and a very happy #humpday y'all! Kindly ignore the ball attempting to steal the show.

Picture of my butt, a testicle wants to be seen.
13/8/2025, 5:58:53 AM | 63 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must've have forgotten surely!

13/8/2025, 5:56:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have some girls, don't you have any girls?

13/8/2025, 5:56:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my last supper.

12/8/2025, 8:30:43 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day! x

11/8/2025, 5:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just what I needed, thank you πŸ₯°

10/8/2025, 6:29:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you darling xx

10/8/2025, 5:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 🫢🏻

10/8/2025, 5:32:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 🫢🏻

10/8/2025, 3:47:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😚

10/8/2025, 3:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! πŸ₯°

10/8/2025, 3:47:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 🫢🏻

10/8/2025, 3:09:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww thanks cutie xx

10/8/2025, 2:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you x

10/8/2025, 2:06:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view