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Married to @creedy95.bsky.social π³οΈβπ 40 something. Music, food, cats, sport & politics. Occasionally NSFW, always labelled.
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Thank you π«Άπ»
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Thanks, Mal! x
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Thank you, Rob x
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Benidorm Pride... 2 out of 3 men down already. Youngsters π
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Viva EspaΓ±a, let the fun commence! w/ @creedy95.bsky.social & @leeumc.bsky.social
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What's the first film/movie you think of from the 80's
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Seeing the image for 1 second will be enough to put the music in my head for the rest of the day!
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Just watching a compilation of Kelly Clarkson on YouTube and firstly, she's so ridiculously talented. But, secondly, she sang O Holy Night and now I feel festive in August π€¦π»ββοΈ
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Here's hoping for some common sense from our overlords and at the very least another referendum. If we get freedom of movement back the ticket will be booked within days π€£
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Plans are in place, unfortunately Brexit made it a more complicated thing to achieve π€¬
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I was born in the wrong country, 30β° and sunny 365 days of the year please π€£
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Thank you! It's been a shock to the system after such a lovely summer!
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Having had to work outside in the rain all this week, I am bereft π€£ Off to see the son and enjoy Pride week, in Benidorm with @creedy95.bsky.social and @leeumc.bsky.social
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My heart is full π»
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It's a real 'caught in the act' look, isn't it?
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Let's see you at 21. Look closely, I'm superman.
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Work finished for 12 days, gin poured and suitcases packed, such a shame to be leaving the rain behind π€
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I'm going for a Pride holiday next week and will conduct endless, selfless hours of research into this. I wonder if there's a government grant I can get...
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Is that a genetics thing? My beard is ginger, perhaps that explains the fat ass π€
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They're fine, they're fine, omg I look like a woman... Every fortnight π€·π»ββοΈ
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Gingers are my weakness π€·π»ββοΈ
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Present day Ron (Rupert Grint) π₯΅ no, just me π«£
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Erecto petronum... The husband is a massive HP nerd, and having far too much fun coming up with these π€£
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Expellianus...
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I'd be the prisoner of your asskanban
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Thanks! Despite the pain, I'm very happy! x
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It's always worth it, in the end! Thank you, same to you x
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And to you, Mal. Have a great day x
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Yup, just need to push through the initial tightness until it's relaxed and comfortable, as it very much were.
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A painful glimpse into the future π€£
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Back to work tomorrow, so that'll kill or cure! Thank you βΊοΈπ
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Good morning, Stevie! Hope you have a fab day x I hope it isn't permanent, or I may never dance again (some @leeumc.bsky.social would argus this is a good thing)
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A very happy bank holiday #monochronemonday to all! The calf tattoos have left my Achilles seized and I'm shuffling round like an elderly grandmother that's had a fall π€¦π»ββοΈ
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Pt 2... Morcheeba - Big Calm Nina Simone - Greatest Nirvana - Bleach Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Tchaikovsky, Mozart & Elgar - Serenade for Strings
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Name 5 albums that had the biggest impact on your life: Only 5 is impossible, expect a part 2... Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind Joni Mitchell- Blue The Prodigy - Experience Portishead - Dummy Dolly Parton - New Harvest, First Gathering
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But perfectly formed, as I always insist π€£
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Well I saw the picture from below and I would not be complaining π
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I'm a small person, so say this with no judgement, but your feet look tiny βΊοΈ
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Calm down, Juliet x
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Thank you, Shawn! I think we all have a tendency to put our weight on one hip π€·π»ββοΈ
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Yes, absolutely, I've had a viewing gantry fitted in the bedroom.
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Always, and I look terrific from a great height π€£
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A walking art attack π€£π
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Thanks, I'm a happy boy βΊοΈ
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Squeeze in one more appointment before going on holiday. They are perfectly aligned and sized, I just have a bad case of the gay lean ππ»ββοΈ
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Vodka soda is replacing the wine because of calories... A very sad state of affairs
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100%! And this is a good one x
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Ice cream and cuddles as reward, surely? x
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Thank you! I am proud of me βΊοΈ
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Thank you so much βΊοΈ xx
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6 weeks with no meds and I've completed the most challenging task possible... A very full Aldi on a hot day with nobody killed or shopping abandoned in the middle of an aisle.
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This 100%!!!
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Absolutely, it works like an old fashioned deli counter, take your ticket and wait for your number to be called x
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Don't step inside my head for reasoning, Joe. It's incredible messy with no obvious exit x
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Thank you, but I'm trying to be the world's first 45 year old hairy twink π€£
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Sounds like a perfect evening tbh βΊοΈ
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For the ice cream or cuddles? π
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Crozes Hermitage and salted caramel x
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Enjoyed every mouthful... Also something I'm hoping for the holiday.
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Thank you, darling. If only we saw ourselves as through the eyes of others xx
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I'm making a concerted effort to be 'beach (gay sauna) body ready' for a holiday in 3 weeks time, so yes of course I've just drunk a bottle of wine and eaten a tub of ice cream. Willpower, what is it?
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Thanks, and you x
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No, not that, mine is far more genital area specific. But I'd actually love that to sit amongst the Funko Pops π€£
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*goes to pull 'Jeff' out of toy draw*
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It's gonna cost you two cartons
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What is a classic film everyone should watch at least once?
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Understandable, pesky thing. Hope you're having a great day x
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Hey Ryan, hope you're having a fab day x
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Hmm very disobedient π€¨
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Afternoon sir! Hope you're having a cracking day x
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Morning Joseph, have a great day x
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Morning Paul, have a fab day x
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Good morning, Stevie! Have a great day x
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The Greek peaches tend to be extremely fuzzy π€£
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As the tongue is out already, I guess you'd better get to it π€
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There's a rumour that my ass is from Georgia...
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Good morning and a very happy #humpday y'all! Kindly ignore the ball attempting to steal the show.
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Must've have forgotten surely!
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I have some girls, don't you have any girls?
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This is my last supper.
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Have a great day! x
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Just what I needed, thank you π₯°
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Thank you darling xx
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Thank you π«Άπ»
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Thank you π«Άπ»
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Thank you! π₯°
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Aww thanks cutie xx
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Thank you x