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MattInTheCorn

@mattinthecorn.bsky.social

Corn scientist with muddy boots and a farmer’s tan. Expert on closest available gas station sandwich to any point in the eastern Dakotas and western Minnesota. Opinions are my own.

created July 30, 2023

86 followers 461 following 89 posts

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Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

The undertones run through his whole catalog. The man is a poet first.

5/8/2025, 1:47:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

A gross 69, net 67 means he has maybe a 3 handicap, right? That would be an exception a l score for a player that averages 77

3/8/2025, 6:26:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

It might be gross and net, but these scores seem really low, even with handicap.

3/8/2025, 2:32:21 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

And where will such deals be struck after September?

21/7/2025, 2:50:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Drove by it yesterday

6/7/2025, 7:16:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

No credit needed. I'm happy to feel seen and remain on guard for all corn and corn- related topics.

5/7/2025, 2:58:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

And, if that weren't the case, nobody would wat cheeseburgers or explore space because neither is really logical from an evidence based perspective. But humans do those things. For better or worse, its our condition.

5/7/2025, 2:47:31 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

The way I see it, even those of us who try to stick to data and statistics have major blind spots we dont admit. We are all human and subject to the same flawed evaluations of risk. So the sooner we realize we aren't as logical as we think, and give others grace for the same, the better.

5/7/2025, 2:43:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the time commitment required from parents to get the kiddos around. Blu collar parents who have to punch a clock many times can't do it, while the white collar ones working flexible schedules and arrangements can.

26/6/2025, 1:53:53 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr Burns?

14/6/2025, 12:24:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

What about Living Color "Cult of Personality"? Too mainstream? Too on-the-nose?

11/6/2025, 2:51:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Related but different, I heard one time that Tools "Sober" would be a great alt country cover, and i have searched for a flaw in that opinion for 30 years without finding it.

11/6/2025, 2:47:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Jar of Flies is very nearly perfect. I have been listening to it for like 30 years and still find things I never noticed before. The high water mark for AIC in my humble opinion.

1/6/2025, 10:39:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like sturgill and jack black merged

30/5/2025, 10:18:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I drove a 1978 Monte Carlo for years without reverse. I once had to ask a date to get out and help me push it backwards after we got parked in. I didn't get a second date.

25/5/2025, 2:33:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Weezer??????

8/5/2025, 6:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I could go for a twinkie, now that you mention it.

10/4/2025, 4:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but I bet you've never appreciated 3 straight hours of sleep as much as you do now.

9/4/2025, 2:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

We took shifts holding our oldest for the first 6 months. I would hold her until 2am, feed her, and hand her off to my wife until we all got up at 5. But it gets better, they go to sleep on their own when they get a little older.

9/4/2025, 2:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s art. The best we have to offer. A reason why AI will not replace us.

3/4/2025, 9:23:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Might be too niche, but what about "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers? Or maybe some swing revival thing that I don't care to think about?

24/3/2025, 8:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a life lesson that I’ve carried with me,too

12/3/2025, 4:12:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Any thoughts on a possible hidden correlation with thoughts on the effectiveness of government? I.e. the left more likely assumes the government can solve problems and therefore more willing to accept suggestion?

9/3/2025, 1:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Started back on the bike in early December after 2 years off. I've built back up to be preparing for a PR next week. It comes back faster the 2nd time.

5/3/2025, 11:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Moorhead: “It’s not that bad”

1/3/2025, 4:31:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sturgill Simpson- Sailors Guide to Earth

26/2/2025, 6:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, when you hear “80s music”, it doesn’t include Michael Jackson.

20/2/2025, 2:48:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve had the same thought about The Doors. But what if you go back a bit further to Elvis? Biggest thing in the world through the 70s, but when was the last time you heard an Elvis song?

20/2/2025, 2:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Watched that one last night at the club after my game. It turns out to be a pretty fun one.

19/2/2025, 4:36:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Would you need a geneticist and public health prof?

16/2/2025, 4:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I cheer for Krista McCarville every year. She’s a teacher who curls, and plays the game the right way.

15/2/2025, 10:45:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/2/2025, 12:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. You betcha.

14/2/2025, 4:55:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Moby Dick

13/2/2025, 2:20:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Head down to Stratford. It's a nice part of the world.

7/2/2025, 5:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social)

Every year on Feb 2, I consider how nice it would be to live in a place where six more weeks of winter didn't sound like an impossibly early spring.

2/2/2025, 4:00:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm here to provide hot takes on the corn adjacent topics of the day.

2/2/2025, 3:06:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Our institutions have worked so well for so long, that people assume a false baseline. Even the "government is broken" folks are talking about lines that are too long at the DMV, not about losing their bank deposits or drinking adulterated milk.

2/2/2025, 2:54:56 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is this? I feel compelled to go see it for some reason that I can't quite grasp.

2/2/2025, 2:42:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m having trouble visualizing the end of this particular winter. January alone felt like it was 10 years long.

2/2/2025, 1:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought occurred to me this afternoon, as a father, that her parents were probably super proud of her for working in Washington, having no idea what she was really dealing with.

23/1/2025, 10:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

-25 here when we woke up this morning, but no biggie. It’s January.

22/1/2025, 2:03:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Beaumont's full of penguins and I'm playing it by ear.

21/1/2025, 5:27:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Love Townes, but I think the Gourds covered Two Girls extremely well.

21/1/2025, 5:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure would be nice to think some regulatory body might look into this, but here we are.

19/1/2025, 2:43:04 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s more than Fargo has had in 2 years, and we have those things.

15/1/2025, 12:43:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Been a Vikings fan long enough to not be shocked. Would guess the long, cold winter sets in next week.

6/1/2025, 4:28:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. I remember actually hoping school wouldn’t be cancelled sometimes because I didn’t want to help shovel snow again.

5/1/2025, 10:01:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Cooking has become a lifestyle or a hobby, so there is a lot of pressure to make meals that have many specific ingredients that some chef on the food channel was cooking. My mom would brown some hamburger and open a can.

4/1/2025, 11:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

They can be talked into things, for sure.

30/12/2024, 3:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Thing is, the fog people sit on all the resources the blueskys (no pun intended) need. So, the millionaire militia ruling class needs convince them that it is in their best interest to be ruled and transfer it.

30/12/2024, 3:07:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, they would head out to the lakes and rule the fog people.

30/12/2024, 2:00:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys would miss us out-staters. And we’d probably evolve into fog people and storm the gates at some point.

30/12/2024, 1:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone’s favorite band in 1997.

25/12/2024, 3:12:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are still great live.

24/12/2024, 4:16:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had the same thought about Fargo. Happened at least 3 times that I noticed already this winter.

23/12/2024, 1:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snackerü (@snackeru.bsky.social) reposted

First FOX played Prince and then The Replacements bumper music during the Vikings/Seahawks game, and now Husker Du. The implications are clear: Minneapolis music > Seattle music

22/12/2024, 11:09:56 PM | 86 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

20/12/2024, 7:48:21 PM | 9335 2030 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunset is already a few seconds later than yesterday. We are on the right side of the curve finally

16/12/2024, 9:42:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poorly. I like snack cakes. Probably too much. And I had no idea what a devil dog was.

16/12/2024, 2:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

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11/12/2024, 11:30:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Story of my life, but reverse it.

5/12/2024, 11:55:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because she looks like one I miss greatly, too.

28/11/2024, 11:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was she a border collie?

28/11/2024, 11:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alex is writing (or supposed to be!) (@alexlopezwrites.bsky.social) reposted

can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹

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28/11/2024, 4:23:10 AM | 8807 1644 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Byrne (@theplanetaryguy.bsky.social) reposted

Open this photo up and look for the small, white dot just left of centre. It looks like Venus, shining brightly in the twilight sky. But it's us. It's Earth. From Mars.

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24/11/2024, 3:19:29 AM | 2026 486 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got you, introverts

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23/11/2024, 6:14:51 PM | 2148 502 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Out of my field, but I seem to remember "extrinsic rewards kill intrinsic motivation" from my psych gen ed.

18/11/2024, 11:42:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I tell my kids that you could tell the smoking section in McDonalds because they put out ashtrays. They don’t have a first person experience of someone smoking, a smoking section, or an ashtray.

16/11/2024, 9:29:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to an after party at a frat house on January 1, 2000

16/11/2024, 1:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

The man was a legend.

14/11/2024, 4:12:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look on the bright side...6 more weeks of it getting darker, followed by 6 more weeks just to get back to where we are now.

4/11/2024, 12:54:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. I bet he has strong positive opinions of Prince, too. Comes with the territory

28/10/2024, 12:44:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strange. I was told it would be more pleasant.

25/10/2024, 12:55:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here we are now; geolocate us

24/10/2024, 11:00:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Gourds super fan, I approve this list.

17/10/2024, 2:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘I’ can’t type, apparently.

6/10/2024, 11:57:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

15 years ago, I gave a seminar in Champaign, and my honestly still think about the Cobb salad I had. It had fried chicken.

6/10/2024, 11:56:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

FWIW, ND resident here. Clearly trump will win the state by 20, but there seem to be less signs and bumper stickers this time around.

28/9/2024, 11:23:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd she wins ND, it's not going to be that close.

28/9/2024, 6:29:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have no idea what “farm work” actually is in 2024.

14/9/2024, 2:20:41 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 15 minute tweezer jam may have killed the momentum, but I’d have been there for it

21/8/2024, 1:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I lived in Wisconsin for a while. I still miss the cheese aisle in the grocery store. An entire aisle. Just cheese.

21/8/2024, 2:09:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prince. I think it was a Minnesota thing. Everyone I know and of a certain age has a story about seeing him around Minneapolis or going to paisley park.

16/8/2024, 8:21:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Younger than Brad Pitt.

7/8/2024, 12:11:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think A Serious Man is underrated. It’s very dark and very understated until the punchline at the end.

4/8/2024, 9:24:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got it, but it took a while.

1/5/2024, 4:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was bitten by a rabid cat about 20 years ago. It was a previously friendly and healthy kitty that bit my thumb when i reached out to pet it one morning. It tested positive for rabies. 0/10. Do not recommend.

8/4/2024, 6:17:29 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Came here to offer this, but you beat me to it!

6/4/2024, 12:01:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plant breeder here. I think about this all the time.

31/3/2024, 2:10:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad it wasn’t just me

29/3/2024, 12:10:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wednesday opening for Jason Isbell last summer was my last one.

20/2/2024, 8:06:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It just sounds nasty.

11/12/2023, 7:39:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MattInTheCorn (@mattinthecorn.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels like a point of no return, but if we're being honest, we've blown by so many points if no return in the last 8 years that it's hard not to be a bit numb. Also, I'm not sure how one negotiates things to make government work with folks who want to burn down the government. Is it alarming.

24/10/2023, 9:27:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view