Those Super Bowl rings sure are pretty, Bill. Anyway, here’s a UTSA transfer RB built like a deep freezer breaking off a 75-yard TD.
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Those Super Bowl rings sure are pretty, Bill. Anyway, here’s a UTSA transfer RB built like a deep freezer breaking off a 75-yard TD.
Vecna at the Snow Ball vibes
Talk about preparation. TCU social team is already in midseason form. Peak levels of Doing Your Job™️.
They put the headset on the golden retriever. Rarified blowout air.
Sonny wants that 50 burger bad.
I know TCU’s defense has taken its foot off the gas, but how on God’s green Earth did Gio Lopez win this QB competition?
Wait, why aren’t they showing MJ and Lawrence Taylor in the suite anymore? Surely they’re still up there, right? Right?
We’ve left “A convincing, impressive TCU win” territory and entered “oh UNC is BAD bad” land.
They don’t call him Trent Peaceful.
We are officially in “Did you know WR3 got poison ivy and had to practice in a beekeeper outfit?” blowout material territory.
Look, let me tell you what coach I am not going to be comfortable having a 20+ point lead over, for no particular personal reason.
Sonny the number is fifty
Kevorian Barnes looks like he is running through molasses, and that only makes it more infuriating that you will not catch him.
“Last completed pass at 8:12 PM ET” is the rudest graphic I’ve ever seen.
[froghorn]
WHO YOU CALLIN BUD, PAL?
The unnecessary cuteness in scoring territory is going to institutionalize me.
What a DART
I call the TCU offense “Joseph” because it be Stalin in the red zone.
Barnes looking like TCU’s first true “Oh lawd he comin’” back since Sewo
Not to be dramatic, but the mental toughness to not totally fold after the first two series is encouraging.
Kevorian Barnes, I saw that block.
Two drives in and, color me shocked, TCU doesn’t look like the better prepared team.
That cut to Jordan and then Jordon after the TD. Absolutely hated it. Well done by the director. No notes.
Well, I guess we’re doing this.
Gary would approve.
Well today’s the day, and we are preparing for every possible disaster.
Good morning and Go Frogs
Delay of game coming out of halftime is almost too on brand for Mario.
Returners fielding punts inside the 10 are going to send me to an early grave.
We have to have laws about this
It’s Dragon Con in Atlanta this weekend, so it makes sense Virginia Tech is wearing its Miami cosplay uniforms.
I’m sorry K-State is doing what now
Hyping Arch as a No. 1 pick and Heisman favorite based on two starts. Absolutely burying Arch based on 1 more start.
Carnell Tate with the most Quentin Johnston-coded TD catch I’ve ever seen.
The biggest star of this game so far has been Bouwmeester, obviously.
This is what public service looks like.
My daughter loved Spidey and His Amazing Friends at that age. She actually had a Spidey-themed third birthday party. Now that she is almost 6, maybe on the menu soon: -Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and Across the Spider-Verse -Batman The Animated Series -Teen Titans Go!
Thank you, Lee!
Tarleton State, troop disrespectors.
It’s honestly upsetting how Spencer can elucidate the seemingly ineffable.
Bars
The Minotaur’s escaped, and Boise State’s getting the horns, buddy.
Dallas sports teams 🫳 Generational talents 🗑️
Obsequious
I'm reminded of how @splitzoneduo.com pointed out that another candidate was DJ Durkin because Ryan Day only knows the Worst Guys
This projection feels right. Win by 5, you feel like the solid team everybody’s projecting. Win by say, 10+? You have my attention. Lose? To a stunt hire in his first FBS game? For the second time in 3 years? 😬
What Matt Campbell has done at ISU is an actual miracle, and also having him as your favorite team’s head coach seems like actual torture.
HOW
Folks, there’s college football today.
We had not seen it. Then the 5yo came home from kindergarten saying they were “playing kpop” at recess, so we had to get caught up.
Me, emerging from my offseason slumber
TCU is…getting slept on? Maybe? I talked about the Frogs’ Arlington aspirations on Locked On Horned Frogs. 🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/3omf... 📺: youtu.be/oXSWuGY7e4Y?...
But I want to use MY gifs!
We are on the same wavelength.
Bluesky still not letting you upload gifs is wild.
Baylor at TCU, AKA The Revivalry, AKA The Bluebonnet Battle, AKA The Arson Bowl, 10/18
TCU at Arizona State, 9/26
SMU at TCU, 9/20
TCU football kicks off in a month, so here’s the Frogs’ 2025 schedule as told by Andor. TCU at UNC, 9/1
Andy Reid rn
The cackle that emerged from my body when I saw Seal seal.
Have mercifully been able to avoid Brady as a commentator most of the season, but tonight there’s no escape.
Somebody share a screenshot of the Zac Efron doppelgänger on the Eagles sideline
This is less a critique of the Clements hire on moral or football grounds (it’s probably fine) and more just an observation of who Sonny is buddies with.
Sonny Dykes is still trying to recreate the staff Art Briles had at Baylor.
Knee-jerk TCU schedule analysis: -You’d love bye No. 1 to come later than week 2, but getting bye No. 2 right before the home stretch in November is nice -No back-to-back FBS home games is rough
Find somebody who loves you as much as the Big 12 loves putting TCU-Baylor anywhere but rivalry weekend.
If the president self-imposes a bowl ban and restricts how much Elon is allowed on the road for recruiting, they’ll probably avoid any other penalties.
My daughter when I make a box of Kraft Mac and cheese
Tony Romo: “He’s gonna have time here, Jim.” Steve Spagnuolo: *puts three free rushers in Josh Allen’s lap immediately*
He has a name and his name is TARS!
NFL play callers get paid metric tons of money to just call mesh. And of course it works because it’s a perfect play.
TCU opening the season in prime time? On Labor Day? Against Bill Belichick?
Ryan Day literally living an engagement bait prompt.
If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato.
Can confirm @stevengodfrey.bsky.social is very tall.
Me, loudly, as Matt walked by just now: “Hey, that’s Matt Brown!”
Belichick is on my TV in January instead of on the recruiting trail. Tsk tsk. Not serious.
Sark living every College Football 25 player’s dream and just spamming wheel routes for TDs.
Pete Kwiatkowski could have any number of head coaching jobs tomorrow if he wanted one.
Also my wife: “The weed stickers must be really easy to earn.”
Me: “Yeah, Texas just does not have the horses.” My wife: “Well yeah, they brought cows.”
That kick made just the tiniest of turns toward being no good on the way up and then was like lol I’m just playin
Watching Notre Dame football
For the umpteenth time, put your heels on the 10 and let the punt go over your head.
Happy “Let’s Find Out Who Gets to be Vaporized by Ohio State” Bowl to all who celebrate
The SEC is arguing they deserve 4 auto-bids in the playoff but they had to bring in a ringer from the Big 12 to win any games in this format.
