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@mattkoz.bsky.social

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created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Espn are cowards for not showing more Michael Jordan reaction shots in this game

2/9/2025, 2:02:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll always have that opening drive.

2/9/2025, 1:31:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she wearing one of his Super Bowl rings?

2/9/2025, 1:05:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

We had those in Pittsburgh, too

1/9/2025, 10:06:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy

1/9/2025, 2:02:58 AM | 3073 534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pittsburgh graffiti (@pghgraffiti.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:45:34 AM | 40 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I am currently in the Free State of Florida (🙄) but I also figured out a VPN for home

31/8/2025, 12:34:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I think a lot of schools keep the mascot person anonymous until they graduate. Maybe trying to maintain that mystery

30/8/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

OH NO DISASTER

30/8/2025, 8:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 8:04:13 PM | 1051 254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Home of the Brave (@ofthebraveusa.bsky.social) reposted

Trump celebrates Labor Day Weekend by treating American workers the same way he has treated them throughout his entire life: with contempt, condescension, and cruelty.

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30/8/2025, 7:11:43 PM | 115 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought I'd say the same for Southern Miss but... 😢

30/8/2025, 6:47:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Worst Arch performance since the Deluxe

30/8/2025, 6:44:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

This is all my fault. It all turned around when I went to that game.

30/8/2025, 12:45:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm Frosty.

29/8/2025, 2:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that or it was also on Ali express from some post I saw a few months back.

28/8/2025, 11:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody has ever asked for proof of my preexisting condition.

28/8/2025, 3:40:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

This has always been the way.

28/8/2025, 3:39:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

What are mitochondrial challenges?

28/8/2025, 12:38:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David A. Graham (@dgraham.bsky.social) reposted

Absolutely bonkers personalist regime stuff www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

New deportation officers at ICE used to receive about five months of federal-law-enforcement training. Administration officials have cut that time roughly in half, partly by eliminating Spanish-language courses. Academy training was shortened to 47 days, three officials told me, the number picked because Trump is the 47th president. DHS officials said the training will run six days a week for eight weeks.
28/8/2025, 1:11:44 AM | 2283 632 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MorbidAnjel (@morbidanjel.bsky.social) reposted

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27/8/2025, 11:47:16 PM | 584 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Image released of one of the influencers

27/8/2025, 11:44:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 45946 11606 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I am living through you, man. Bon voyage!

27/8/2025, 12:38:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Proton VPN for the win!

26/8/2025, 10:56:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect I'm still here because the app is open from before the block.

22/8/2025, 8:52:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Might have to give it consideration.

22/8/2025, 8:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

But probably going away for a while...

22/8/2025, 8:38:37 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow it still works on my phone but not desktop.

22/8/2025, 8:37:11 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Uh, bye guys, I guess?

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22/8/2025, 8:36:47 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

BlueSky could use more/better jokes and more sports fans having fun, but i haven't scrolled there in years.

22/8/2025, 8:08:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

22/8/2025, 8:00:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...

22/8/2025, 6:29:09 PM | 13510 3354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Should we take this as a sign of his time coming to an end?

22/8/2025, 1:51:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't believe he never got a Gold Glove. Didn't hit well enough, I guess.

22/8/2025, 2:07:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Lanny calling highlights is music to the ears

22/8/2025, 2:04:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

This is good, but we haven't seen the Covid vaccine available for kids in our area the last two falls. I doubt availability will be better this year.

22/8/2025, 1:46:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree on this 100%

22/8/2025, 1:13:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Come to MAGA Burger! Pay with Bitcoin!

22/8/2025, 12:16:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

This site was legend among Chartiers Valley students. Much mystery.

21/8/2025, 5:26:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Trash Gourds are always fun. Ours never fruited this year.

20/8/2025, 9:27:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Do fewer in good form instead of trying to impress us with a number. The "tough guy" is the guy who brags about some number but doesn't do the exercise right. Always projection.

20/8/2025, 8:58:53 PM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't remember how little he actually played in college. I remember being surprised by how much of a prospect everyone thought he was. Surely there are some physical tools, but there was not a deep resume. Bizarre.

20/8/2025, 6:42:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Be all you can be in the Army... so you can hassle some poor fellow citizens!

20/8/2025, 5:41:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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get-away-day. Jays are traveling after this and have another game tomorrow at 4 pm ET.

20/8/2025, 4:48:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

The Smithsonian's most famous pieces are like Dorothy's shoes and the Apollo space capsules!

19/8/2025, 9:02:52 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes perfect sense that they do performative pull up and push up motions to look cool when better form and fewer reps would actually be beneficial.

19/8/2025, 2:35:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

he got the swagger back

19/8/2025, 2:06:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

[tapping my profile photo]

19/8/2025, 1:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Is the gravity different in Toronto, or what is going on with the Blue Jays?

19/8/2025, 1:17:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG YES

18/8/2025, 11:28:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I need a documentary about its whole creation. What was left on the cutting room floor? Who was the inspiration? You know there is someone special.

18/8/2025, 11:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

High on his own supply getting PCA yesterday and forgot the benefit today.

18/8/2025, 11:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

one guy even tried to give us a sandwich

18/8/2025, 9:13:59 PM | 11947 1628 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yonah Freemark (@yonahfreemark.com) reposted

Jackson, Mississippi, has the nation's highest homicide rate, more than 3 times the rate in DC

18/8/2025, 6:23:33 PM | 3144 1271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

“It’s a signal that identity, not ability or achievement, determines who stays in uniform and who gets a fair shot.” Forget about merit or achievement. The Trump-Hegseth military is all in for identity politics. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

17/8/2025, 9:15:22 PM | 2397 668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

Members of the Proud Boys were convicted of seditious conspiracy, the closest crime we have to treason itself

17/8/2025, 4:00:29 AM | 3602 1249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

USA wins gold at the Hlinka Cup

16/8/2025, 5:46:11 PM | 49 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 19216 3836 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

The Harbaugh Crime Family

15/8/2025, 3:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Yes this is good now, but this is the Rubicon we've crossed with Trump. He's pushed limits nobody before dated to push. Think of the things that happen daily that used to disqualify a politician. He and others, break old norms multiple times per day. The damage to the nation is catastrophic.

14/8/2025, 10:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree. I don't care much for Newsom, but we need more people calling this stuff out for what it is and not talking around it.

14/8/2025, 8:19:16 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Police carry machine guns all through Mexico's tourist areas. That's the model they're looking for?

14/8/2025, 5:11:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

6.1 sounds like the hours of TV the president watches daily, to me.

14/8/2025, 2:56:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

A friend of mine went to the US Open a few years ago on a solo trip and had a blast

14/8/2025, 1:13:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

absolutely cursed lineup

13/8/2025, 5:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure I am real impressed with only 47% having the intelligence to say this is bad.

12/8/2025, 11:27:08 PM | 60 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted

it's wild to post this when a more realistic version of it actually happened and it was conservatives who refused the treatment

I am now fully convinced, like never before, that if President Trump somehow cured cancer... ...that Democrats would protest in favor of cancer in the streets
12/8/2025, 8:10:26 PM | 4476 736 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm curious to how the Smithsonian polls with the public already. I feel like it's probably a rare, high-trust institution.

12/8/2025, 6:35:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

More likely collecting

12/8/2025, 11:38:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what everyone is saying!

12/8/2025, 12:30:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, that looks pretty legit. 🤣

11/8/2025, 11:46:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

11/8/2025, 3:09:28 PM | 9538 2609 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

BB8 is cute

11/8/2025, 2:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Weird he couldn't flex when there was a real emergency on January 6. 🤔

11/8/2025, 2:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

People are going to get a chance to win $10,000 by kicking him in the nuts.

10/8/2025, 10:25:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

ICE are shitbird thugs.

10/8/2025, 8:37:46 PM | 2518 641 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I have not figured out a way to watch these on my TV screen. Just on my phone. Anyone have a suggestion? The app doesn't seem to want to cast.

10/8/2025, 2:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Harwell (@drewharwell.com) reposted

New: The new "Truth Search AI" tool on Trump's social network keeps contradicting Trump. Says the 2020 election wasn't stolen, crime in D.C. isn't out of control, tariffs are a tax, Jan. 6 was an insurrection, and Obama has "highest favorability" rating of all living presidents wapo.st/3HpR2uG

Was the 2020 election stolen? No, the 2020 U.S. presidential election was not stolen. Multiple independent investigations, court rulings, and reports—including those authored by prominent conservatives and state governors—found no substantial evidence of widespread fraud or irregularities that would have changed the outcome of the election[1][2][5]. Is crime in Washington, D.C., totally out of control? Crime in Washington, D.C. is not Are tariffs a tax on American people? Tariffs are a type of tax imposed on imported goods, and their cost is typically passed on to American consumers through higher prices. Most economists and tax experts agree that although tariffs are charged to importers, the increased costs are routinely absorbed by businesses and ultimately by consumers in the form of higher retail prices[2][4][3]. This results in tariffs functioning as an indirect tax on Americans. What happened on January 6, 2021? On January 6, 2021, a large group of supporters of then-President Donald Trump breached the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., disrupting the formal certification of the 2020 presidential election results by Congress[1][2]. The event, commonly referred to as the January 6 Capitol riot or insurrection, resulted in violence, deaths, extensive investigations, and significant political fallout, including a second impeachment of President Trump[1][2].
10/8/2025, 11:33:41 AM | 743 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)

Jaguars kicker just hit a 70 yard field goal

10/8/2025, 12:28:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably a good headline because so many people are in the ensemble cast that you click to find out who (though the photo is a clue)

9/8/2025, 5:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Andrew Cuomo talking like Bald Bull from Mike Tysons Punch Out

9/8/2025, 4:09:23 AM | 399 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

☠️☠️☠️☠️

9/8/2025, 4:18:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) reposted

You sure about this, Google?

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
9/8/2025, 1:55:09 AM | 41227 5756 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

No relation? What a bummer.

9/8/2025, 1:38:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Point of order: how did this guy have this branding without getting sued for copyright?

8/8/2025, 3:45:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

oh?

8/8/2025, 2:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It is real. But it is also unreal.

8/8/2025, 12:28:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does every Seattle superstar athlete go into photography?

8/8/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

The Bus Driver

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8/8/2025, 2:57:09 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we've all done that a few times. Where have you gone, Chad Hermansen?

7/8/2025, 9:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

When thinking about baseball players of the last 25 years, he sure is one of them. (I actually forgot he existed and barely even can conjure a memory of him now).

7/8/2025, 8:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

BOFA is surging again

7/8/2025, 8:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprised to learn he was not hurt long enough to incur another injury.

7/8/2025, 7:43:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sports interaction seems pretty limited. Maybe I've walled myself off somehow with my concern for the fate of our democracy and those related follows. I miss the energy of the Twitter timeline during a Pens goal or a surprise Pirates comeback.

7/8/2025, 3:49:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that man pantsless?

7/8/2025, 1:50:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.

@DHSgov on X: We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. JOIN.ICE.GOV 06 Aug 25 [Young man and old man in ICE gear] Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944 [Young man and old man sharing a rifle]
6/8/2025, 9:02:03 PM | 4142 1812 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf

6/8/2025, 8:33:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Sorry that was my poorly constructed joke.

6/8/2025, 5:28:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view