mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Espn are cowards for not showing more Michael Jordan reaction shots in this game
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Espn are cowards for not showing more Michael Jordan reaction shots in this game
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll always have that opening drive.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she wearing one of his Super Bowl rings?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
We had those in Pittsburgh, too
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I am currently in the Free State of Florida (🙄) but I also figured out a VPN for home
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I think a lot of schools keep the mascot person anonymous until they graduate. Maybe trying to maintain that mystery
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
OH NO DISASTER
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
Home of the Brave (@ofthebraveusa.bsky.social) reposted
Trump celebrates Labor Day Weekend by treating American workers the same way he has treated them throughout his entire life: with contempt, condescension, and cruelty.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I'd say the same for Southern Miss but... 😢
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Worst Arch performance since the Deluxe
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
This is all my fault. It all turned around when I went to that game.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmm Frosty.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that or it was also on Ali express from some post I saw a few months back.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody has ever asked for proof of my preexisting condition.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
This has always been the way.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
What are mitochondrial challenges?
David A. Graham (@dgraham.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely bonkers personalist regime stuff www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Image released of one of the influencers
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I am living through you, man. Bon voyage!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Proton VPN for the win!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect I'm still here because the app is open from before the block.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Might have to give it consideration.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
But probably going away for a while...
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow it still works on my phone but not desktop.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
BlueSky could use more/better jokes and more sports fans having fun, but i haven't scrolled there in years.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Should we take this as a sign of his time coming to an end?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't believe he never got a Gold Glove. Didn't hit well enough, I guess.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Lanny calling highlights is music to the ears
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
This is good, but we haven't seen the Covid vaccine available for kids in our area the last two falls. I doubt availability will be better this year.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree on this 100%
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to MAGA Burger! Pay with Bitcoin!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
This site was legend among Chartiers Valley students. Much mystery.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Trash Gourds are always fun. Ours never fruited this year.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Do fewer in good form instead of trying to impress us with a number. The "tough guy" is the guy who brags about some number but doesn't do the exercise right. Always projection.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't remember how little he actually played in college. I remember being surprised by how much of a prospect everyone thought he was. Surely there are some physical tools, but there was not a deep resume. Bizarre.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Be all you can be in the Army... so you can hassle some poor fellow citizens!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
get-away-day. Jays are traveling after this and have another game tomorrow at 4 pm ET.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
The Smithsonian's most famous pieces are like Dorothy's shoes and the Apollo space capsules!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes perfect sense that they do performative pull up and push up motions to look cool when better form and fewer reps would actually be beneficial.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
he got the swagger back
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
[tapping my profile photo]
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Is the gravity different in Toronto, or what is going on with the Blue Jays?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG YES
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I need a documentary about its whole creation. What was left on the cutting room floor? Who was the inspiration? You know there is someone special.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
High on his own supply getting PCA yesterday and forgot the benefit today.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Yonah Freemark (@yonahfreemark.com) reposted
Jackson, Mississippi, has the nation's highest homicide rate, more than 3 times the rate in DC
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
“It’s a signal that identity, not ability or achievement, determines who stays in uniform and who gets a fair shot.” Forget about merit or achievement. The Trump-Hegseth military is all in for identity politics. www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
Members of the Proud Boys were convicted of seditious conspiracy, the closest crime we have to treason itself
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
USA wins gold at the Hlinka Cup
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
The Harbaugh Crime Family
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Yes this is good now, but this is the Rubicon we've crossed with Trump. He's pushed limits nobody before dated to push. Think of the things that happen daily that used to disqualify a politician. He and others, break old norms multiple times per day. The damage to the nation is catastrophic.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree. I don't care much for Newsom, but we need more people calling this stuff out for what it is and not talking around it.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Police carry machine guns all through Mexico's tourist areas. That's the model they're looking for?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
6.1 sounds like the hours of TV the president watches daily, to me.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
A friend of mine went to the US Open a few years ago on a solo trip and had a blast
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
absolutely cursed lineup
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure I am real impressed with only 47% having the intelligence to say this is bad.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
it's wild to post this when a more realistic version of it actually happened and it was conservatives who refused the treatment
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm curious to how the Smithsonian polls with the public already. I feel like it's probably a rare, high-trust institution.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
More likely collecting
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what everyone is saying!
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, that looks pretty legit. 🤣
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
BB8 is cute
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Weird he couldn't flex when there was a real emergency on January 6. 🤔
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
People are going to get a chance to win $10,000 by kicking him in the nuts.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
ICE are shitbird thugs.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I have not figured out a way to watch these on my TV screen. Just on my phone. Anyone have a suggestion? The app doesn't seem to want to cast.
Drew Harwell (@drewharwell.com) reposted
New: The new "Truth Search AI" tool on Trump's social network keeps contradicting Trump. Says the 2020 election wasn't stolen, crime in D.C. isn't out of control, tariffs are a tax, Jan. 6 was an insurrection, and Obama has "highest favorability" rating of all living presidents wapo.st/3HpR2uG
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social)
Jaguars kicker just hit a 70 yard field goal
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably a good headline because so many people are in the ensemble cast that you click to find out who (though the photo is a clue)
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Andrew Cuomo talking like Bald Bull from Mike Tysons Punch Out
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
☠️☠️☠️☠️
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
No relation? What a bummer.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Point of order: how did this guy have this branding without getting sued for copyright?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
oh?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
It is real. But it is also unreal.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does every Seattle superstar athlete go into photography?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we've all done that a few times. Where have you gone, Chad Hermansen?
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
When thinking about baseball players of the last 25 years, he sure is one of them. (I actually forgot he existed and barely even can conjure a memory of him now).
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
BOFA is surging again
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised to learn he was not hurt long enough to incur another injury.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Sports interaction seems pretty limited. Maybe I've walled myself off somehow with my concern for the fate of our democracy and those related follows. I miss the energy of the Twitter timeline during a Pens goal or a surprise Pirates comeback.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that man pantsless?
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf
mattkoz (@mattkoz.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Sorry that was my poorly constructed joke.