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@mattmorgan.bsky.social

created October 10, 2023

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Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

It’s weird that the can recycling machine gets off holidays but the Safeway workers don’t. Just saying!

1/9/2025, 8:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

When I first got on BlueSky I used a bunch of starter kits, which meant I got some random UK journalists in my feed. It’s kinda nice to see them freaking out sometimes and then realize it’s niche UK stuff and being able to not care about it. Checking out of a story online is one of life’s great joys

1/9/2025, 5:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

But that’s the thing, Townshend doesn’t think you should have to. So she doesn’t. It’s just a different of opinion.

31/8/2025, 2:59:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrogant of Ostapenko?

31/8/2025, 2:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Someday the Growing Pains theme song is gonna catch me in the wrong moment and bring me to tears. Not yet though.

31/8/2025, 2:40:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

I see they’re making new confederate monuments.

29/8/2025, 3:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats on the social engagement you’re going after here with this nonsense.

28/8/2025, 3:48:56 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

DAs might be able to indict a ham sandwich but not the guy who threw one.

27/8/2025, 2:37:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

When you think of all the instances journalists use ridiculous hedging language (allegedly, claims) when it’s clear what happened and then compare it to how they treat Trump lately….🫠

26/8/2025, 12:44:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

My college buddy detailed to me exactly what was going to happen before Katrina made landfall and he was just some guy. It was absolutely predictable.

26/8/2025, 12:41:44 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

This guy is just gonna spend the rest of his life making up problems and “solving” them by growing his power and wealth, and he’s probably never gonna be held accountable for that. And that’s where we’re at.

25/8/2025, 11:20:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

The lowering of standards for police and recently the FBI should be really concerning. (Some) People believed that a baseline standard of ethics or devotion to rule of law would stand in the way of fascism. This is how you get around that. Hire people who aren’t tethered to the ideals of the job.

23/8/2025, 6:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is the thing it’s taken me 42 years to realize, that some people need to see people punished. I’ll never understand it.

23/8/2025, 2:23:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Maybe it's because I was in the Bay Area and people were playing this like crazy, but I think more people would end up remembering this than this poll predicted. It was really cool to see people have communal public fun in this way, though I know some people hated the crowds, etc.

21/8/2025, 7:14:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I’m 80% sure my coffee pot just sighed. Same, buddy.

20/8/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

People don’t talk enough about the Dreamcast. Not me, I talk about it constantly.

20/8/2025, 2:17:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr. III (@peezkyweezky.bsky.social) reposted

We fired cancer researchers, for this

19/8/2025, 10:19:27 PM | 526 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just Pip farting on a snare drum.

16/8/2025, 3:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

We tried to watch Airheads tonight and it apparently doesn’t exist on streaming anymore and this is the worst day of my life.

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16/8/2025, 3:19:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

same guy lmao

14/8/2025, 2:23:35 AM | 3661 844 | View on Bluesky | view

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Green Afternoon

13/8/2025, 3:13:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

8/8/2025, 8:28:27 PM | 10212 2583 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Frickin Caesar's Palace nonsense

8/8/2025, 4:57:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

You can tell it’s fake because his head is so small.

6/8/2025, 5:34:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I think I’m at a point where if someone wrote “wash me” in the dust on my car window that it would send me over the edge.

5/8/2025, 1:05:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

"This institution doesn't work right and can be improved somewhat" MAGA: you're a radical communist. you want to overthrow the US "Let's abolish 17 different agencies overnight, that support science, schools, workers, diplomacy, health" MAGA: this, to me, is conservatism

3/8/2025, 6:39:31 PM | 375 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Starting the day with an episode of Twilight Zone where a callous factory owner tells a distraught employee that he’s been replaced by a machine that can do his job thousands of times better and he’s no longer needed. Wonder what’s gonna happen….

2/8/2025, 3:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Norma was really the only person consistently worth a damn in the Arnold family.

1/8/2025, 3:07:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, she’s cosplaying an office worker today.

30/7/2025, 11:50:09 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we talk about how “sleazebags all” is the most poetic and creative thing Trump has ever said?

30/7/2025, 2:38:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s true, he is another naively arrogant white person. Finally, I agree with Skip.

28/7/2025, 8:50:54 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Leno is the Hulk Hogan of late night tv. He doesn’t believe in anything but lining his pockets.

27/7/2025, 11:07:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hilling (@hillingsama.bsky.social) reposted

I dropped a poster tube in the #sdcc exhibit hall trying to get a signature. The poster inside has 2 dozen autographs collected at events in multiple states and countries. The tube has a name and address on it, it’s easy to id; but I’m devastated, I feel like such an idiot. #sdcclostandfound

26/7/2025, 8:59:58 PM | 490 372 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you had the awesome sauce Goldfish crackers yet? 👀👀👀

27/7/2025, 2:52:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I feel like as a society we’re all coping with finally having to pronounce Ghislaine out loud after years of kinda skipping over it when reading articles.

26/7/2025, 5:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

One cup of coffee makes me feel good, so surely four cups will be four times as good with no adverse side affects.

26/7/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Getting older means forgetting words like “bookmark.”

24/7/2025, 9:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spend very little time thinking about this guy but this is super gross.

20/7/2025, 6:38:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I think LinkedIn and I have different standards for “notifications”

17/7/2025, 1:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Why’s he looking at me like that?

13/7/2025, 5:21:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Another reason why AI is so popular. You don’t have to reason your way through a problem, just inset the question and pull the lever.

12/7/2025, 9:13:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I love the idea of showing up to the park in a full Sonics uniform. Eastbay was the best.

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12/7/2025, 3:28:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Sometimes it seems like these Amazon Prime Day beat writers have the only steady gigs in journalism. You’re telling me you’ve been covering this for YEARS!?

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9/7/2025, 4:26:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, Clay Travis, the sports radio guy who now talks exclusively about politics is lecturing us about the desperate need for apolitical entertainment.

8/7/2025, 1:44:20 AM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

One of my favorite things about Twilight Zone is how immediately unhinged people get when the premise starts to reveal itself and they’re convinced someone is playing a trick on them.

4/7/2025, 6:59:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

senioreditor@nytimes.com

4/7/2025, 3:28:58 AM | 95 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it was republicans.

4/7/2025, 5:06:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there actually a rule he’s trying to shoehorn into this or is he literally just saying don’t speak ill of father?

2/7/2025, 3:52:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Martin, SJ (@jamesmartinsj.bsky.social) reposted

Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.

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2/7/2025, 1:44:56 AM | 12628 4104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meg Rowley (@megrowler.fangraphs.com) reposted

live your life such that social media isn't sad to learn it is not you getting absolutely clocked by a piece of pizza

29/6/2025, 11:38:51 PM | 227 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

The guy who casts the deciding vote to pass the bill says others need to do soul searching?

29/6/2025, 4:32:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

You’re better than this @ericswalwell.bsky.social

29/6/2025, 2:25:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I just realize I tap the top of my bun after making a sandwich. Not sure when that started.

28/6/2025, 7:42:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Does anybody know if she made it?

27/6/2025, 11:41:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

You know I feel like someday people will say “You know Trump was originally a reality tv show host” in much the same way they say “You know Hitler was originally was an artist.”

27/6/2025, 2:50:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/6/2025, 3:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine being the guy who gave that comment a thumbs down.

25/6/2025, 11:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Whoever said Bluesky was dying was not on Bluesky tonight.

25/6/2025, 5:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

The Sgt. Slaughter with Sgt. Slaughter action figure is innovative stuff

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21/6/2025, 4:26:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

See this is precisely the kind of nonsense I love as a collector.

21/6/2025, 4:22:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s an episode of Night Court from the 80s(!) where Harry has a trans friend. It’s wild how far we’ve regressed on this issue.

18/6/2025, 10:30:28 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Voting that we ban “reamed out” from future journalism.

18/6/2025, 1:00:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tango & Cash Money Records (@gheorghetheblog.bsky.social) reposted

perhaps, after all this time, it was The Noid avoiding me

18/6/2025, 12:22:51 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Playing sports (poorly!) growing up made me a better friend, teammate, husband, dad and worker. I see the evidence almost every day. Heck I still play two days a week and it still teaches me lessons.

15/6/2025, 8:55:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

And yes I’m positive it was Six because she was a special guest at the game a couple hours before.

13/6/2025, 3:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I once asked a Charlotte Hornets basketball player for his autograph at a restaurant and I looked over and he was on a date with Six from Blossom.

13/6/2025, 3:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jamie Perez (@jamiegp.bsky.social) reposted

“The road to authoritarianism is filled with people telling you you are overreacting.” @governorwalz.mn.gov speaking at @americanprogress.bsky.social right now

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13/6/2025, 2:40:35 PM | 950 318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Adrien Payne….RIP

13/6/2025, 12:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

This is perfect.

10/6/2025, 3:54:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Many folks certainly kept it up for too long. Agreed. They were super obnoxious at times, too. That said, I still think using republicans allegiance to Trump as a good example for success is…crazy. Especially when we look at how their party is now beholden to him (which is its own purity test!)

10/6/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

So when I said the entirety of the left did not demand purity, that was accurate, right? Instead it was a vocal group of folks online (who used a hashtag, as you pointed out). And we don’t know how those folks voted either. I’m sure most didn’t vote for Kamala but I’d bet many did.

10/6/2025, 2:39:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

So, a portion of the left and not the entirety of the left, right? What percentage would you say the uncommitted movement represented among the left?

10/6/2025, 2:32:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

“The left” in its entirety certainly did not demand purity. Some vocal folks online did. I would wager many of them still voted for Kamala. Lobbying for more from your politicians isn’t necessarily a purity test.

10/6/2025, 2:17:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

And now they’re all beholden to Trump and governing in a failing democracy. Is that close to where they wanted to go? I hope not.

10/6/2025, 2:13:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Winning is the only thing they care about and now they all have to kiss Trump’s feet to keep their jobs. What a victory.

10/6/2025, 2:08:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely but that doesn’t mean you can’t ask politicians to represent your beliefs in order to get your full support. The phrase purity test gets thrown around to label a lot of things I wouldn’t call a purity test.

10/6/2025, 2:07:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

Another way to say this is that republicans have won for years by not standing for anything but winning. I’m not defending the extremes that some on the left take it but this doesn’t feel like the right lesson here.

10/6/2025, 1:57:28 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Fail by what definition? Bluesky is exactly what I need it to be: a place where generally informed and well meaning people discuss the events of the day and share jokes. Will it fail as a business? Maybe but that’s not my job. I’m enjoying my stay and wouldn’t subject myself to X again.

8/6/2025, 8:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

I have that shirt! I’ll add it to my rotation of subtly political shirts.

8/6/2025, 5:45:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

We need our institutions to show bravery. It’s the only way.

8/6/2025, 1:34:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for an emergency episode of the pod, right?

8/6/2025, 12:28:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how many people in the Trump administration have also committed the crimes he listed in this video. I’d love to see some of those very bad people arrested too.

8/6/2025, 12:26:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Russ Oates (@roates33.bsky.social) reposted

Hey @iamhectordiaz.com, saw some great shitposting on LinkedIn today.

80% of the employees you onboard should be fired within 15 days. That's where we are at at my firm, and we're crushing it. It all comes down to a new hire's pacing during onboarding. If each individual is onboarded in the same way, with the same checklist, you know exactly how they're pacing against their previously onboarded peers. Wasting time in
7/6/2025, 5:02:26 PM | 54 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

This is a picture of a thumb.

7/6/2025, 5:16:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hayes Brown (@hayesbrown.bsky.social) reposted

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

5/6/2025, 7:42:25 PM | 28328 3325 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Suss-- 🥌 (@suss2hyphens.bsky.social) reposted

the internet today

the windows 95 solitaire game with the card backs bouncing around being the
5/6/2025, 7:33:56 PM | 326 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to listen to it nonstop and fell out of the habit years ago. I've always been meaning to get back into it—as recently as last week! Such a shame but I hope what's next brings him joy.

2/6/2025, 5:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

My million dollar idea: Bring Back Rescue 911

31/5/2025, 8:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

College softball is outstanding

31/5/2025, 7:09:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I don’t know why the NYT spends so much energy finding new ways to describe illegal, unethical things in a way that makes them sound not illegal.

29/5/2025, 12:57:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait so the government gets blamed for things it has nothing to do with? He’s so close to getting it.

28/5/2025, 2:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I dunno that looked like .5 to me.

27/5/2025, 3:21:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

You know what I would love AI to do? Offer a reasonable autocorrect. I feel like it’s gotten worse over the years. I don’t need it to write movies. Just autocorrect please.

26/5/2025, 10:23:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved her so much and think she would’ve made a great president but the electorate did not like her. That was one time where I looked at a candidate I adored and realized there wasn’t much hope of convincing the masses.

26/5/2025, 9:22:16 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it’s having a revival! It’s at target in California. It tastes different than I remember it though. Very hard, but maybe i need more milk.

26/5/2025, 8:58:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

The idea of a courtroom sketch artist gets more and more bizarre the longer I think about it. “We can’t let in a photographer but we have this guy who will make an unhinged sketch of something that didn’t exactly happen but is representative of what happened.”

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Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social) reply parent

We just don’t go to Ohio diners enough, apparently

26/5/2025, 6:35:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattmorgan.bsky.social (@mattmorgan.bsky.social)

I had no idea they still made this stuff. You’re telling me there’s been 30 years of people eating this stuff without a peep?

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26/5/2025, 2:47:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Miller (@joemillerjr.ft.com) reposted

Some quotes are too good to cut on.ft.com/4jkssZ0

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24/5/2025, 3:13:29 PM | 7173 1232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bela Lugoatse (@theilluminati.bsky.social) reposted

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

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