Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t realize people could only be from certain countries to be considered an immigrant.
Furball Dad to Ava Tiramisu and Oliver Granola. Stylish nerd.
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view profile on Bluesky Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t realize people could only be from certain countries to be considered an immigrant.
Chuck Wendig (@chuckwendig.bsky.social) reposted
Fell off a cliff? Or… pushed off a cliff?
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds lovely.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Ava hides under my dresser and Oliver goes under my bed. Still, damn you lol!
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I was recently thinking I need a new couch soon. I would need a different color because I’m clumsy. I would also need the longer version because I’m tall and need to be comfy during naps. Either way, damn you lol!
Canadian History Ehx (@cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene has died. A Canadian acting icon, he earned an Oscar nomination for his role as Kicking Bird in Dances With Wolves. He also won a Grammy, Gemini and Canadian Screen Award, along with the Governor General's Performing Arts Award. He also earned a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Belong.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
I called Ava a “big booty baby.” She responded with “can you put that on my dating profile?” 🤦🏻♂️
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Purple is my favorite color.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Very good choice.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, but what color?
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
No joke. Homeschooling should be illegal.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Work Sister™️: “he’s distracted by my beauty and overall charm.” Me: “if we weren’t Work Siblings, I would be as well.” Her: “that’s sweet of you to say.” Me: “it would really be like incest at this point.” Her: “ew, you’re right.”
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Anil Dash (@anildash.com) reposted
Every time somebody says that stupid “purity test” thing about Newsom, I ask if we can have it be their life we throw away instead of trans kids and the unhoused and somehow none of the people who complain have decided that they should be sacrificed instead? Strange. Suddenly we’re picky.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Just don’t text anyone after drinking it 😉
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
The show “Luther.” It’s on Hulu. I hope you recover quickly.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we told about him giving aid to someone else beforehand? It only makes me think he was the reason for the accident. So strange.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
I like how Ava and Oliver don’t recognize “no” but definitely understand “Churu.” Hellions.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes me, at the most, 20 minutes to get ready. And that’s only if I’m wearing my suit.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
No keeper on the planet was gonna stop that. Brilliant.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Holy fuck, that was an amazing Liverpool goal.
Kate Starbird (@katestarbird.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker out here giving a master class in countering the right wing propaganda machine’s efforts to justify further federal invasions and occupations of American cities: he’s effectively reframing the discussion (beyond debates re: crime rates) to one of rising authoritarianism & federal overreach.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
The nickname was given to me by a very close person for a very important reason. I hope to have her and the moniker in my life until I die. I’m sorry no one has cared for you this much.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
They likely have family here waiting to take care of them…” The kids are already *here.*
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
And there’s Notre Dame, which doesn’t have any coast.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
This is smart thinking.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
So sending them to a country without adult supervision and care is better than those children being with their parent(s)/guardian(s)? Make it make sense.
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: A federal judge has *blocked* the Trump administration from abruptly deporting 600 unaccompanied Guatemalan children — perhaps within a matter of hours — granting an emergency restraining order after advocates called the plan illegal + dangerous. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
This F1 race is bonkers.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Damnit, Lewis Hamilton.
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Cedric was so tired that he couldn’t even make it to his bed.
Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
“His exhale bathed her ear” is funny.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Recently, Work Sister™️ went to a Braves vs Mets game and knitted the entire time at her seat. I asked, “then why were you all there if you didn’t watch the game?” Her answer: “it’s called self care. The Braves suck.” I’m happy you’re feeling better.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
26 is the age that people are off their parent/parents’ health insurance under the Afforable Care Act. So a person needing transgender care would need to pay for it on their own. Facts are stubborn things.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s Newsom, not Newsome. And if a child gives consent, their parent(s)/guardian(s) give consent, and the doctor approves of any surgeries then how the fuck is your opinion more important?
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
All children are organic, no matter their gender. What part of “organic” do *you* not understand?
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
So you’re advocating you harming a child while protecting another child. Fascinating.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I don’t agree with rankings before any games have been played.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🏻🙏🏻
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I once had an Apple Watch and am still considering another one. At the same time, having a device on me almost all the time measuring & storing all my health data makes my anxiety go loopy.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just thinking about getting an Oura Ring soon. Not anymore.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Is Tennessee trying to lose this game? Ugh.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a good look.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
You just gotta be prepared for weather changes, mom.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
Arch manning looking like a future Jets 1st round quarterback
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither Kate nor I are hurling abuse at them. Yet Gavin Newsom is doing just that. GFO.
Jamie O’Grady (@jamieogrady.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, protecting our children from getting mowed down by assault rifles should be our first priority, you f cking ghoul.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
Michael Schumacher to Lewis Hamilton
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
2030? The next presidential election is in 2028. And transgender people, the unhoused, and other margalized groups will be more affected during the midterm elections which are in 2026. All politics are local.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
You have my deepest condolences. Fuck cancer.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I only have caffeine once a week, on a Friday. I need to be at work super early to help Work Sister™️. A tall cold brew. After I finish drinking it, I think “oooo, I’m flying.”
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
*groan*
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes that’s all you need lol
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been meaning to watch that movie because the other two were so good.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
I love when Oliver has zoomies with a toy because sometimes he will throw one to me and I think “I’m in the playing field.”
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not going to tell you ANYTHING about my personal life after you called me “incredibly rude, entitled, and politically self-destructive.”
Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky right now ...
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a family member who is a transgender child. GFO
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
so many babies are going to be born exactly 9 months from today
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
This nickname was given to me by a very close friend for a very important reason. I hope to have the moniker and person in my life until I die. I feel sorry for you that no one has ever cared for you this much.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s “Pritzker.” I will always worship emotions. That’s how I got this nickname.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s interesting that you view Kate as someone who “cares a whole awful lot about this stuff” yet you see me as “incredibly rude, entitled, and politically self-destructive” when she has been just as critical against you as I have been. If there was only a difference between her and me 🤔
Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted
Oof this is the Federal Circuit tariffs case
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
WASHINGTON (AP) — Appeals court finds President Trump’s sweeping tariffs unconstitutional but leaves them in place for now.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we CANNOT drill down on that. You are either for all humans to have the same rights or you are against it. Simple as that. And frankly, individuals like you are what is wrong with the Democratic Party. Have a good holiday weekend. Thank your union friends.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
But YOU with this mentality: “And I also think that we can't have millions of people coming into the US every year without following the law. I'm afraid this is mainstream.” Work on yourself before going after others.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. If people really wanted to fix the immigration problems in this country then they would focus on expired visas. But the majority of those individuals are viewed as white.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
If your mom was truly undocumented then you wouldn’t have this mentality: “And I also think that we can't have millions of people coming into the US every year without following the law. I'm afraid this is mainstream.” You can’t have it both ways.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I said “undocumented immigrants.”
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mentality makes you a bigot and fascist. I’d feel sorry for you but I reserve my energy for people who actually give a damn.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, she thinks she is. I’ve already been warned that this discussion will continue next July 4th family reunion.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Your 2nd paragraph contradicts your first. Mind you, my maternal great-grandparents were undocumented immigrants. They weren’t seen as white because they had a “weird” last name and couldn’t speak English. And no, they weren’t from a Spanish-speaking country. GFO
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, funny story: Mom’s MBA is rose gold. 2 years ago, one of the g’daughters and I got into a “disagreement.” She said it was pink. She was 9. This year, all of her clothing referenced pink. She even wore a Pink Floyd shirt. I also received a 9-min video saying she is Team Pink and I’m wrong 🤦🏻♂️
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it! That’s why this is still one of my favorite books:
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
“Or do you think it's because nobody wants to be in a room where speaking up means being flayed by the far left?” I don’t believe you’ve been in enough rooms. Also, white women in blue states voted for him.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
“Decorating my house in a way that looks like a 16-year-old girl did it.” This is why your luggage is bubblegum pink.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
“Whole life.” Do you remember the AIDS Quilt being displayed at the National Mall?
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s not forget that the majority of white women voted for Trump. And that demographic most benefitted from affirmative action. Yet it’s somehow transgender people’s fault for existing. The Democratic Party is centrists. They are not liberal as a whole.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. But I want them to say it.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how this person feels about undocumented immigrants.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom and I disagree all the time about social issues. Yet we come to an understanding because we talk about the issue and don’t start a personal attack. Also, I’m the most progressive one in the family so don’t you dare accuse me of being rude and entitled.
cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys.bsky.social) reposted
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again, who is “we”? And what stuff are you over? Because you are most certainly not part of any liberalism that I agree with.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that’s so cool. I’ll need to look into it. Thanks!
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of my friends on here and I follow Formula 1 racing. My therapist recently recommended I get back into LEGO sets for various reasons. So I bought this. I also want to get their botanical sets soon.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
“You are attacking the governor of one of the most trans friendly states in the nation…” Yet Newsom is anti-transgender people. The reason why California defends transgender people is because of its General Assembly.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social)
Part of my Saturday will be spent putting together a LEGO set. Still feeling like a child is one way to enjoy life.
Lil Emotional Peanut (@mattnowak1.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that sucks. I would gladly take it if I was closer.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all