Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Ron Howard is ENRAGED at the late John Wayne (circled, pointed at) and it has PERMANENTLY ALTERED HIS FACE
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Ron Howard is ENRAGED at the late John Wayne (circled, pointed at) and it has PERMANENTLY ALTERED HIS FACE
Steve Chung (@freestevechung.bsky.social) reposted
is remembering writer Steve Gerber on his birthday.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
I see the twilight patrol goes well.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Just imagine if they made an AI Bob Kane.
Ronald AKA DJ Regularity (@djregular.tech) reposted
New What's Good is live for you and yours. New joints from Wednesday, Kendra Morris, JMSN, Thundercat, Jay Cinema, Quelle Chris, Patrick Shiroishi, Makaya McCraven, Afternoon Bike Ride, and more! blog.djregular.tech/whats-good-w...
Ronald AKA DJ Regularity (@djregular.tech) reposted
Came too late for this week's What's Good, but Low Leaf has an album dropping TONIGHT apparently? It'll likely get a spot in next week's edition, but for now check out the first video and some details at her website. www.lowleaf.earth/livingarchiv...
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
It's their moment.
Ettin (@ettin.itch.io) reposted
I'm bored so here's a worldbuilding thread. Give me a D&D species/class combo (or a profession that would exist in a D&D game) and I'll write a good and normal character idea. Will stop at 100 or when I get bored of it, whichever comes first
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
That didn’t make sense (the AI claim, not the Awakening reference) because I was pretty sure Soda Pop was written seven years ago.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Oh, no, execs don't watch their own shows. Never have. Especially not a Star War. Hope this helps!
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
racist podcaster getting turned into a pez dispenser and its all of our problems now for some reason. get fucked lady go back to innsmouth
good huck, babe! (@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social) reposted
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
My brain: "No, he wasn't one of the supporting characters on The Office." Me: "So-" My brain: "OR Community."
Ettin (@ettin.itch.io) reposted
Trying not to spam my KS too much but we're so close to an important milestone: 69 backers
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
"So he's a bland kid who goes to a boarding school and grows up to be a magic cop?" "Yes, but you will learn that in the past the wizards in his world would just hike up their robes, blast down a pound of butt pudding then magic it away."
Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted
Don't forget, Bill Maher had dinner with Trump and they got along great. We're going to be okay, folks.
Andy Diggle (@andydiggle.bsky.social) reposted
YOU WILL NOW PARTICIPATE IN A MOMENT OF SILENCE YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
Gregory Bovino, leader of Trump’s LA and Chicago raids, personally testified that he saw a protestor strike a Border Patrol agent. The jury did not believe him and the protestor was acquitted. The Trump admin is losing these cases left and right. Their credibility with jurors is virtually nil.
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
Jess Morrissette (@decafjedi.com) reposted
Somewhere in Los Angeles, Jay Leno is hunched over a legal pad, cranking out potential monologue jokes. Just in case.
jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted
if Conan was still on the air, i like to think he'd have gotten fired for a sketch where Charlie Kirk is killed by Ginger the Dog
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
"Know anything about an underground railroad up north?" They asked, claws nervously tapping out an ASMR rhythm on the bottle.
Trey Ferguson (@pastortrey05.com) reposted
Giving a standing ovation to an AI slop video is large time sunken place behavior.
Autumnal Shit (@bombsfall.bsky.social) reposted
Officially the worst and weirdest time I've ever experienced in the US. Congrats kids, I can no longer talk about how post-9/11 was the stupidest time. The points have been reset but the numbers are all frozen at like 999 or -1. "2025" itself is slowly drifing from numbers, currently known as Z-A☐5.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
That's why he's my Doctor.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Guarantee.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Butch Cassidy is probably too easy. I'd probably go with The Sting as well, which was also one of my dad's favorite movies.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Faith without works etc.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Happily I'm well liked everywhere I go.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
My world history teacher was a Vietnam veteran and was the first person who told me that the mythology about the Spartans was full of crap and also stayed up all night cradling an M16 after reading Salem's Lot and brother, I wish I could triangulate from all of that.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
The pun is as infuriating as the food is delicious.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Paging @ettin.itch.io.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what Japanese for "No, YOU move" is.
Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted
I didn't know who this person was 10 minutes ago but i love her
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost get to see the E. Honda flying headbutt.
Yoshi Yoshitani @ NYCC 2162 (@yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Month: January '25 Theme: KPop Demon Hunters (I had to make this month up later because I was so busy during January) #art
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Every time somebody tells to yell at my Congressmen about something I do but Lindsey Graham just shoves me back down the slide with his shoe like in A Christmas Story.
mae @ semi hiatus (@hellagur.bsky.social) reposted
Apparently this is false, the article that cites this information was translated from a Korean article that doesn’t mention ChatGPT at all. The song was also written 8 years ago. I think Sherwin Wu just lied to try and drum up excitement using a popular thing
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, AI art is the same. There's a weird smoothness, lifelessness to it. Somebody tried to use Stable Diffusion on the original Bloodlines to 'update' it and it's the most hideous thing.
Ettin (@ettin.itch.io) reposted
My next campaign is live! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai light novel about a guy who gets reborn in the bad TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager, and it can be yours for only Ten God-Blessed American Dollars:
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
I can hear my friend's cat on their stream just randomly meowing for no reason other than "I DESIRE!" Yeah, yeah, we all have to deal with samsara, furball, get in line.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP's plan to crash the public school system marches on.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the ostensibly on our side stand up comics. As a TV writer said back on the Afrikaner's site and I wish I could find again, once you have enough money you become the establishment. (He was talking about Chappelle, for the record.)
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Weaz (@spiceweasel.bsky.social) reposted
RIP Robert Redford
Jess Morrissette (@decafjedi.com) reposted
This week on Quest Quest: The Adventure Game Podcast, @bvigeant.bsky.social and I are talking about the 2009 puzzler Machinarium! Tune in to find out why we both bounced off this perfectly fine melancholy robot game... Listen here (or wherever you listen to podcasts): zencastr.com/z/l8XLEyfX
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I saw the House of Commons applaud for you know who and I worry for you and my others friends in the north.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Lillard as Tueur de Céréales. (I think.)
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
please Senator Chuck, I swear this is a Kitchen Table Issue… my wife and children are being dragged away from our kitchen table by hooded MAGA agents. tomato prices aren’t great either but OOPS they shot me sorry
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
There is some small comfort in that our enemies are extremely, deeply stupid.
Colin Dickey (@colindickey.com) reposted
block this account immediately; note the misspelling in the handle
Erin, on the side of caution (@calliopeanim.bsky.social) reposted
Kash Patel is pleased to announce they’ve managed to recover part of the manifesto
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Look, I just don't think I'm educated about the right things to play Disco Elysium, OKAY?
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh Lord" went in immediate rotation.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
"But our institutions are all cracked and broken!" "Sorry, Matt, the mob has spoken."
Eddy Hernandez (@eddywashere.bsky.social) reposted
"Billionaires shouldn't own the news. Support independent local media!" - @coyotemedia.org www.coyotemedia.org/hello-from-c...
Kerry Callen (@kerrycallen.bsky.social) reposted
This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
She's never gone back to that - I don't know what hairstyles are called - pixie cut-ish style because she fears the power it would unleash.
Kevin City Soundtrack (@kevinnewburn.bsky.social) reposted
Happy 30th Anniversary to Angelina Jolie in the movie Hackers.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Almost knocked the content out of him.
Gavin Jasper (@gavin4l.bsky.social) reposted
Colonel Sandurz! You told me to let you know the moment Flavortown was in sight, sir. Flavortown is in sight, sir.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
Hey look, finally effective pigs.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, I read this a lot too, before I saw the movie and was disappointed in the movie because it didn't have things like the gangsters Lips hired have a big conversation before Flattop killed them all (also in much more impressive fashion in the book, if we're being honest).
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
I sure do believe him when he says he rewired his brain.
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
in the Resident Evil lasers hallway holding up a sign that says Gulp just before all my cubes fall apart
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
As somebody who lives in the south, it's like watching mold grow on fruit.
Hiking Hart (@hartsunknown.blacksky.app) reposted
Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
Animation Obsessive (@ani-obsessive.bsky.social) reposted
Character concept art by Toshihiro Kawamoto for Cowboy Bebop (1998–1999), dir. Shinichiro Watanabe, Sunrise
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Hite says he didn't vote for Trump in 2016 (by which I think he means he didn't vote). More I can't say, but he seems like the average Never-Trumper.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps even now he is lying face down on a rug.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
I never thought Arcee'd be my favorite character in a Transformers series (this was admittedly when the IDW version hadn't quite got past her, uh, rough start.)
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Nature is healing.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
I now know more about groypers than I ever wanted to know, read 'anything.'
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of Jack's career seems to be 'okay, when can I stop doing the elbow off the apron/Nestea Plunge/flip over the railing' etc.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
If he's not careful doing that, he could lose an ear!
Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted
Is Billy a cat who blinds me with love, or is he a shady character? Can’t decide on a proper dad joke for this #Caturday.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Pop the boys in the back maybe?
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting him to remove the Confederacy as a playable faction in Deadlands was like pulling teeth, which to a degree I get because I grew up drenched in the Lost Cause as well but sometimes you just gotta put the Rebel Yell away.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
There is much humor in the Joes’ firefighter specialist being both Bostonian and codenamed Barbecue.
A N D O S (@andos94.bsky.social) reposted
WWE Fans:
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Also they're working under the absurd 'no top rope' moves. (Top rope to the outside was, I believe, allowed.) I even get Watt's reasoning, but said reasoning was prehistoric thinking.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma'am. (But same.)
Tom. (@notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi) reposted
The contrast in who the major American wrestling figureheads were hanging around this week is wild.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Good heavens.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social) reply parent
Also quicksand.
Matt Penn (@mattp3000.bsky.social)
This makes me genuinely upset because I love dogs and would like to share the good ones with the world. (Also abolish ICE.)
grim (@gothgamernation.bsky.social) reposted
Post credits scene where Ed Warren starts an affair with a minor and then they enter talks with Warner Bros over film rights and Lorraine insists on having it in writing that they won't reference said affair in the Conjuring films. Just to bring it full circle, I dunno.