Anyone seen my lower jaw? It fell to the floor somewhere…
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Anyone seen my lower jaw? It fell to the floor somewhere…
He didn’t do this when two elected Dem reps were murdered in Minnesota though.
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it." On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
*sniff*
Honestly, they’re fucking rockstars. It was fantastic.
So what I hear you saying is we should all group-binge Younger again? 🙃
Literally what we were saying last night going to see Haim. That’s the future of concerts for the majority of us, it looks like!
This is the kind of good news that we deserve bbs
My baby 😏
Living close enough to work that I can go home for lunch is the greatest luxury that I’ll never take for granted
Haim was everything last night. Like, they. are. ROCKSTARS. But also I’m a corpse today. 🥸
Honestly, this is the morning I need
Yep. Every single group thread is muted on any platform. And two of them get automatic deletions everyday
Wait, how did I just find last-minute floor seats to Haim tonight for only $59
Anyone else have a group thread they just delete without reading bc there are too many messages and at least 90% of the messages don’t matter? Me neither.
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Well, when I went to shower off, he switched to Andor 🙃
A bagel, good sex, cuddles, and Star Trek on a rainy Sunday 😍
You could definitely strap me in, tie me down, etc
Yeah, I’d like to echo the other sentiments: We’d all like at least a few drops to share please
Oh you just know that someone using a target bag as a tote is gonna have bad BO
And she was replaced by a girl FaceTiming? Oh please just take all our phones away.
The font on the woman’s phone next to me on the train is so large, it only fits about a word per line. Km before I get to that stage?
Tonight I exercised my right to walk away from a friend who argued with everything I said. Girl let me rest!
So many FCs on my feed!
I thought dr. seuss got cancelled or something
One thing I will do is push directly through you if you don’t fucking move away from the subway doors when I’m exiting, the fuck?
Honestly Erica Durance was such a good Lois Lane and she and Tom Welling were hoooot together. Slander towards either in the replies will not be tolerated.
attention girls, gays, and theys: 2026 we bring us 10 years of Glory and 15 years of Femme Fatale, Godney was so good to us
Ice cream before dinner again bc I’m a mf adult
A hot sweaty bro just made total eye contact with me while taking off his shirt out walking. I’m sorry, I’ll be very busy for the next two hours 👅
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That mug 😏
Babygirl I wish that labubu clipped to your crossbody bag at least made you walk faster.
Wait do I need a wishlist?!
I’m jealous so I’m just gonna have to come with you next time
Tonight’s st*ned-on-the-back-patio featured artist: del water gap 🙂↕️
But honestly I’m so jealous. Love a good stoned food purchase!
Okay but I’m ready for the miniseries now
Honestly though, that lighting, that positive/negative space!
Yep! We didn’t go this weekend and were kinda missing it
Or well, whenever we have the next one 🙃
You should go to the one in October… 😏
You-know-who d*ed would be an excellent third piece!
Marco Rubio and JD Vance next to Trump at the announcement:
I’m gonna be so sad
And let me tell you, the crickets were playing ✨magic✨! I’m actually ready for tomorrow?
Sat in the backyard, smoked a j while vibing to new wolf alice, and watched the moon dart in and out of clouds *prepping for first day of school tomorrow
Sounds perfect 🙂↕️😍
Making a catfish Grindr account headlined “only into ugly” and messaging “😍” to anybody who pisses me off
But now I really wanna know how long it took you to write (I almost used “craft” instead, which tells you what kind of st*ned I am) this post!
I’ve been trying to smile at gays I pass in the neighborhood instead of doing that will-they/won’t-they, try-to-act-hot, awkward eye contact exchange that we all do. It’s nice to see their faces lighten up, and sometimes smile back!
You ever take the shower wand to your balls and hole after washing with peppermint soap during your pre-bed shower, then lie in bed horny? No? Same.
It was gorgeous in new york too!
Baby I am of the age where you must remember to hydrate all day, but especially while drinking 💁🏻♂️
I've been the siren, been the saint I've been the fruit that leaves a stain I've been up on the pedestal But tonight I just wanna fall
Cutie!
And safer
I do! I gave up the Citi bike membership and invested in a cheap one to bike back and forth to work in lic and around the neighborhood. Zero regrets!
It’s fully that, just powering through! Also might be an indicator that you’re allowing yourself to rely more on the seat than your legs for support!
May I toot my own horn for a sec? I made a new year’s resolution to complete 25 peloton rides a month back in 2023 and I haven’t missed yet. My body looks better, I feel better, my mind is healthier, and I value the discipline that comes with it. I’m really fucking proud of myself!
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I mean, that face 🥹
After bowing the knee, we can’t trust anything at all from CBS. Honestly, I only trust independent journalists now.
Girl, if you're not kissing your friends, you're only getting half the story!
hey ✌🏼
I pray to you, Laganja Estranja, goddess of m*rijuana, please let this edible kick in asap, or I will kick a tourist on the ferry. Amen.
Ooooo another thing we gotta chat about soon! That southern evangelicalism really does leave some scarring!
I was really hoping that Sabrina was gonna elevate her game after short n sweet, but man’s best friend is the same note. I’m bored 🤷🏻♂️
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A bath & body works sale hates to see me coming
Sending you so much love babe 🫶🏼
My god, this diet coke is life-sustaining
Bought myself a cute little doughnut omw to work bc I’m also cute and I deserve sweet treats
And some of us have okay bodies and live just across the Hudson and East Rivers 🫠
Great 🫶🏼
Will you return the favor? 🙃
Babes, I said what I said
Florence Welch is the Supreme.
I really think you should tune in. Remember that Mets magic from last season? Ohhhh she’s starting to creep back in. My witchy sense is tingling.
I love them
Probably a character flaw but I suddenly get super into burning the US flag as soon as someone starts talking about making that illegal
Not 👏🏼 one 👏🏼 bit 👏🏼
Fuck your transphobia - love, science.
Walked into work today while listening to Everybody Scream and I think that was foreshadowing?
You’re so damn cute with that smile
That bush 🙂↕️
LOL. This is not new behavior from this man but it’s very funny that drugs are great but lesbians are a bridge too far.
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Ooof I’d hate that! Boundaries!
That’s the BEST part! If we’re rolling and I haven’t kissed you, you might not be my friend 💅🏼
And on the lord’s day. Bless you 🙏🏼
I weeded the garden today
Had a lovely park day yesterday ☀️🙂↕️
I mean, it really is
The perfect way to wake up