Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry
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the entire time you're here on a visa, ukvi keeps out of your hair - often to your detriment. they don't give you any helpful key dates, remind you to renew before your 30 months expires, or outline when you should pass language tests and LitUK by. but they can find the time to do this instead
'uk to be even more racist'
There are other foxes with it. They're there most days but usually stay on the grass further away from the house
Fox came right up to the door at the back of my house
how many bloody times do we need reminding the simple fact that
Do you bite the head off first?
The workers are the effects industry
Let's all laugh at Manchester United
Grimsby! What a penalty shootout!
Broke: using Photoshop to fix your photos Woke: Using GIMP Bespoke: writing python code using open CV to implement what you need to fix it
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
Steel pokemon above a certain weight - heavy metal \m/
Fuck this country. Jesus wept.
It always comes down to bothering the letting agents or landlords directly but then they can just make life more difficult later. I've never heard of Fixflo but one place I rented a while ago outsourced property management to a "white label" property management agents that went bust. Was a nightmare
💥💥💥The water is safe, send more billionaires!
In 2014, a young journalist outed a trans woman in a story for Grantland about golf clubs. When she learned she was going to be outed, she killed herself. The story ran anyway. Many of my journalist friends praised it and then defended it.
What a state the country is in, again, with this wall to wall coverage about various councils now wanting to close their asylum hotels following what happened in Epping Forest emboldening every single racist, up and down the country. They are literally letting the fash win, and this never ends well
Create the biggest neural network ever and ask it to answer the meaning of life, the universe and everything ???? Profit
Spot my contribution at the art museum
Amiga 1000 still kicking the shit out of AI art. Also note how it says her family migrated in 1948, not mentioning why...
quelle surprise
The what station?
The ideal book to read while he's bashing around inside you for an hour 🤮
Nineteen Eighty Foo-foo #RussNovels
Because I now must use a VPN to watch porn in the UK, every time I have a wank I call it "popping over the border."
It's so over for Switzerland
It is with a heavy heart that I bring you the news that Switzerland has fallen to Hamas
It is with a heavy heart that I bring you the news that Switzerland has fallen to Hamas
yo somebody help me pls. 😭 #unreal #ue5 #gamedev forums.unrealengine.com/t/pcg-bluepr...
I see dead posters...
using this to teach my nephews about marxism
My only fan's 69 pic
I can't wait to start the show. I'm a big fan of Alien, Fargo and Legion. I'm expecting some amazing music sequences
Frances Weetman has logged on
I've just been catching up. Fantastic stuff
Literally ANYTHING BUT this
That's some good news but doesn't make whoever did it any less of a human shit stain
What the actual fuck? Slurms is one of the best guys on here
Gather to burn down hotel you believe is full of migrants? Naughty but understandable. Gather to hold up sign saying "pls stop slaughter"? Terrorist, prison, disqualified from everything. The thing is, am I actually exaggerating?
Come on Liverpool!
Gazpacho gazpacho man! I gotta be gazpacho man!
I am nowadays. I don't go outside without it. My grandfather had skin cancer late in life but he spent a lot more time outside than I do. My fiancée pushed skincare onto me as my previous routine was just washing my face. I believe retinol makes you more sensitive to UV as well.
With the M&S email included. Share share share!
Japan seems like an obvious number 1 from my experience. I've got trains between cities in Portugal just fine, the same in Italy. Pendulino or whatever. Germany is not good in my experience. I'm visiting Switzerland soon and I have high hopes for the trains there.
In a previous life, Keir Starmer was in some '70s sitcom playing the role of a dithering, indecisive vicar faffing about on a bicycle.
Yeah, I sometimes get a recommendation that's so off, I feel disgusted with it and myself. Who does it think I am? What have I done to give it that impression
Wow. I didn't remember that. I just remember it had the bloke from Prison Break as Drake (Dracula)
I thought that was from one of the Blade sequels?
If you can remember to bring your phone charger, you can remember to bring sodding headphones, you selfish arse.
it's such a great example of generic LLM speech, and how easy it is to see the patterns
Well into late 90s I was playing on a secondhand Sega Nomad. We had nowhere near enough AA batteries and no AC power adaptor, but for whatever reason we did have a car adaptor. I took my dad's car keys, started the battery on his dogshit Toyota Tercel and played in the car's front seat in the garage
I enjoyed it but I get what you mean. The larger they build it and the more they want to make everything that came before it canon, the harder it becomes to make a cohesive universe. I kind of wish they'd make things easier to enjoy in their own right
9/11
Those are some cool tattoos
basically this
good afternoon citizen. I'm here from the government to check your browser history
i was gonna make a joke about the uk banning the teenage mutant ninja turtles but they somehow did something even funnier like 30 years ago
Starmer's worst nightmare
There's no coming back from this. Henderson's is finished.
The left needs stately pleasure domes too
While you were busy partying, Keir studied the briefcase
A Physiological Validation of an Extreme Penis Size: The Case of Mantis Toboggan's Magnum Dong Author: Toboggan, Mantis MD zenodo.org/records/1667...
Estate agents are nothing more than hyperlocal marketing agencies. Most of them are amateurish at that task, with Rightmove doing the work and letting them collect huge fees. How are they even still a thing?
He's barking up the wrong tree
My now fiancée had to send me £50 as I was at the bottom of my overdraft between handing in my thesis and starting my job. Those were pretty rough times
I liked the anthology series Love, Death, and Robots and then they went and did a whole episode that was just a Red Hot Chilli Peppers music video. One of the worst things I've ever seen
Thiccachu
Living in England
People writing their AI prompts RoboCop 2 style
We've had a resurgence of vinyl and one for cassettes. Mullets and moustaches are back in fashion. I reckon the next trend will be for porn mags. Actual paper magazines.
I grew up on these streets
LinkedIn is going to require age verification now too as it's full of cunts
She was quite literally on the side of Ivor Caplin. news.sky.com/story/cabine...
presumably the coppers that started beating his mum were also found guilty, right?
Step 1 register URLs for fake porn sites Step 2 create site to harvest IDs Step 3 black mail/identity fraud Step 4 profit
I was allowed to camp in the garden when young. One night I had freed myself of the cloth. As I sat there naked a fly landed on the tip of my todger. Whilst I could have removed it, I didn't. I let it walk about on my plonker. Felt nice. I think about that fly sometimes.
Admit it - you're beginning to regret sending all those CDs to the charity shop, aren't you?
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Nazis. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
No American should visit these places full of... other Americans? What?
When your smut provider accepts your personal details and selfie.
Thinking of becoming a new age crystal guy
You can still donate of course xxx www.justgiving.com/page/sooz-ke...
labour want to ban vpns but it’s adults installing them. this isn’t about protecting children. it’s about state surveillance.
AI shaming | patreon.com/lubchansky
It's the next door neighbors cat one year birthday and she just came over the fence with this on.
The Independent pulled this one, as well
They can't ban vpns because they are necessary for computer-based office work. They were told this when they wanted to bring in these measures. It's not even a work from home thing. They are like King Cnut and the sea.
Why is Labour so anti-business, this could be a growth industry
This is the kind of measure that's going to see Starmer get sat down by basically the entire tech sector and screamed at.
Pov: you glance at the corner of the room while nailing someone's wife
No to Sandy Peggie (rancid islamophobic terf) Yes to Sandy Peggle (playing the addictive puzzle game in the desert)
Respect to the brave witness coming forward about this woman’s appalling racism. People involved in this show trial are being exposed to abuse thanks to bigots with massive platforms news.stv.tv/east-central...
Visa and Stripe, in particular, are now at the point where their support numbers will go 'is this about steam/itchio?...' when called. So, it's working. Keep going. And don't fall for the trap of 'well, it's kinks -I- don't like for now, so it's not so bad!'
I bet they never tested the automatic age estimation on black people or other PoCs