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Matt Van Horn

@mattvanhorn.com

Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist. He/him. ADHD šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹+ @mattvanhorn@mastodon.social @mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)

created June 27, 2023

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Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I’ve been a member of both the Socialist Rifle Association and the Liberal Gun Club, if anyone is looking for leads.

5/9/2025, 8:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Yeah, I meant more as purchasers of firearms than members. They just don’t want to lose their corporate overlords a new source of first time buyers. (My dad has NRA stickers on the car, but no firearms, while I own several firearms and more gunsmithing tools, but wouldn’t give a cent to the NRA.)

5/9/2025, 5:55:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imagine that trans folks are one of their fastest growing markets at this point.

5/9/2025, 5:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:43:10 PM | 529 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Well, they are the westest coast (or is that Alaska?)

4/9/2025, 7:19:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I recently found out that one of my high school classmates became president of Rice University. I just remembered that he dressed very well, and that other people made fun of him for being Haitian, back when that was associated with a new disease affecting gay people.

4/9/2025, 7:13:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Technically, they impeached Clinton because he lied about a blowjob. Then they started worshipping the guy that lied more than 30,000 times while in office.

3/9/2025, 10:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

This guy? Who woulda thunk it? shameproject.com/report/malco...

3/9/2025, 10:04:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Same here, I last read Earthsea in high school - where it was easily my favorite assigned reading.

3/9/2025, 3:31:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Same for me, without the hitting. But choke and don’t get choked is just as good.

3/9/2025, 2:19:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

pretty sure that someone told him that only 20% of the energy hitting a solar panel comes out as electricity

3/9/2025, 1:22:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

They hear some facts, which go through their worm-infested brains and comes out their mouth as barely intelligible scrambled bullshit.

3/9/2025, 1:21:41 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

It took me a minute to process, but I think he's referring to the current efficiency of solar panels. You get about 20% of the solar energy hitting a panel as electricity. But, as the note says - that is way more than enough.

3/9/2025, 1:11:45 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Make sure you get an edge piece.

3/9/2025, 1:07:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I still want this:

PS5 console that looks like a Sentry Turret from Portal 2.
3/9/2025, 1:05:47 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Satanic atheism, hopefully.

3/9/2025, 1:00:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I was going to say something, but then I realized, I always prefer downtown to the strip.

3/9/2025, 12:49:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Is that the opposite of big-boned?

2/9/2025, 5:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I am approaching retirement asymptotically.

2/9/2025, 5:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

(I saw this at the store and was like "most confusing instructions ever".)

2/9/2025, 5:53:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

wow (I am not very good at compliments)

2/9/2025, 5:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

2/9/2025, 4:48:20 AM | 12235 2687 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Goes well with:

Beef & Turkey Jerky with a brand name of
2/9/2025, 4:01:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I had grades every year since first grade, though I think number grades started in 3rd grade. Before that, it was like "needs improvement", or "outstanding", and the 'subjects' were like: "plays well with others".

2/9/2025, 3:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

And no one would use the phrase "continental United States" for at least another 93 years.

2/9/2025, 3:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

There were only 37 states in 1866.

2/9/2025, 3:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wayne PRNDL (@wayneprndl.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 8:07:27 AM | 345 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Well said.

2/9/2025, 2:28:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI stethoscope can detect heart conditions, whether they exist or not, UK doctors find

2/9/2025, 2:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I feel like acting rationally is like acting courageously - there are lots of strong feelings involved, but you don’t let them control your decisions/behavior. Bravery without fear is stupidity. Rationality without emotions is self deception.

2/9/2025, 2:51:04 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

First, the Buddhas at Bamiyan, now this…

2/9/2025, 2:31:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

There are barely any left leaning democrats. I visit European countries and I can see large billboards for the communist party. Here, just proposing cuts to the police budget is anathema.

2/9/2025, 2:20:33 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

We could all use the laugh, that’s for sure.

2/9/2025, 1:49:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)

I’m as old as ā€œbutt naked,ā€ ā€œsingle malt,ā€ and ā€œurban legendā€.

1/9/2025, 3:14:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I can start looking for an alternative to #duolingo that doesn’t use AI enshittification, and treats its workers well.

1000 day streak on Duolingo
1/9/2025, 3:00:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

It was the Thong Song

31/8/2025, 2:41:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

My girlfriend a long time ago did some pastry work at Le Cirque in NYC, when it was one of the city’s top restaurants, and I went with her one day to deliver some stuff. I saw rodents there, too.

30/8/2025, 8:46:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Such a small world. Hope that MF croaks soon so we can start making it nice again.

30/8/2025, 1:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

They used to sit me on the counter there and feed me mozzarella and salami to keep me quiet. More than 50 years ago.

30/8/2025, 1:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

From that trip:

Me, standing in from of a big Let’s Go Mets sign at Leo’s Latticini. In jeans and black tee, holding a white paper bag full of salami and cheese.
30/8/2025, 1:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Also, JHS 190 was where I first touched a computer.

30/8/2025, 1:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Just across the boulevard, wow. I took my son back to the old neighborhood this year, so he could try real bagels and visit the Lemon Ice King. Very different from California.

30/8/2025, 1:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Wait - which school? I went to PS139 and Russell Sage JHS.

30/8/2025, 1:06:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Every single person who invaded the Capitol should have been shot until they ran out of bullets. Then the bodies should have been dumped out at sea, like Bin Laden, to mitigate the chance of any memorial sites. Then, two weeks later, they should've shipped the instigator off to a black site forever.

29/8/2025, 11:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

The purpose of a system etc. etc.

29/8/2025, 11:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

If you like paneer paratha And gettin' out of the gi If you're not into yoga If you have ADHD šŸŽ¶

29/8/2025, 11:13:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Have a great birthday!

29/8/2025, 10:53:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I forget the source, but: Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes to mean "treating someone like an authority" For some, "if you don't respect me, I won't respect you" means "if you don't treat me like an authority, I won't treat you like a person"

29/8/2025, 6:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I coulda used this song about 35 years ago.

29/8/2025, 1:59:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord, I see what you've done for others and I am ready to receive.

29/8/2025, 3:30:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Childhood: Ford/Carter, bicentennial, Schoolhouse Rock, Sesame Street. Teens: Reagan/Bush, Just Say No, AIDS, recession 20s: Clinton, Whitewater, Waco, Monica, dotcom bubble 30s: Bush, 9/11, endless war, financial crisis 40s: Obama, tan suits, healthcare, Dijon mustard 50s: Hell-world

28/8/2025, 9:02:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

ā€œThe only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.ā€ - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King

28/8/2025, 8:46:44 PM | 2927 956 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I still haven’t been able to bring myself to watch this given all that is going on around me.

28/8/2025, 5:30:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Still, it’s a lot easier collecting 250 guns than it is collecting 250 cars and motorcycles, unless you’re Jay Leno. And I know there are people out there with collections of even weirder and more useless stuff.

28/8/2025, 1:43:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I think it gets a little more complicated than that. I have a 1911 that I love to shoot, but it’s not exactly a great CCW, even if my county didn’t ban them. I also have a good bolt action rifle for long distance shooting, and an AR with two uppers, .223 and .458, for very different use cases, too.

28/8/2025, 1:39:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Flagged for what? Extreme cuteness? (To be read with an accent matching ā€œsucculent Chinese mealā€)

26/8/2025, 11:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Tell them if they bring that shit into the school, they ought to start saving for their legal defense now, and that you just ended their chance of using any kind of ā€œI was unawareā€ defense.

26/8/2025, 5:11:42 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

When this is all said and done, I hope to see a lot of Republicans hanging from gallows, and a lot of Democrats serving a few years in prison.

26/8/2025, 5:07:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Banks: VibeRel Advocate (@elchefe.me) reposted

When this is all said and done, Rolling Stone should be honored as heroes.

26/8/2025, 4:54:47 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Mine is Frittata De Blanc

26/8/2025, 4:49:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted

Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.

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26/8/2025, 1:01:23 AM | 4731 1789 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Did you try "BALLTART"?

25/8/2025, 5:18:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just my thoughts šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ (@bc60.bsky.social) reposted

She was right all along… try and imagine how peaceful and pleasant it would be living in the USA if she was president

24/8/2025, 6:55:51 PM | 6461 1503 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

In Portuguese, you will hear "estadunidense" as well as "americano," and the former maps pretty well to USian, though all the translator apps use "American" for both.

25/8/2025, 5:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I received a different one, from a different group. I put it directly in the trash, or I’d share it.

25/8/2025, 3:34:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

When I was a little kid visiting Grandpa in Florida, my step-grandma gave me this exact thing, same box and everything. It was many years before that shape meant anything else to me.

24/8/2025, 11:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

And I just got it!

Picture of the hardcover of Automatic Noodle, by Annalee Newitz. And some marketing from Green Apple Books in SF. The cover shows a robot hand picking up noodles with chopsticks above a stylized view of San Francisco.
24/8/2025, 4:12:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted

If you have a single shred of humanity and compassion, you are praying this is a deadly disease that is painfully killing Trump.

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23/8/2025, 9:50:52 PM | 830 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I mute most of them via a list. Got another list of my own for the whiny centrists.

23/8/2025, 4:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt DHS (@altdhs.altgov.info) reposted

Not saying anyone should do this but, you know, if you have the means...

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23/8/2025, 2:51:30 PM | 293 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Me, too

23/8/2025, 1:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Glad I could help. (Though I was giving you money I took from unluckier poker players than me. I am a wealth redistributor.)

22/8/2025, 11:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

That is very obviously a dune cottage, not a sea cottage. (j/k - beautiful as usual)

22/8/2025, 10:35:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Geez, the marketing people at forbidden rice really know how to get me to buy something. (Had to google that just to see what was forbidden.)

22/8/2025, 10:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I'm starting to get a whiff of the early dot-com smell. Heard a manager say today that we should avoid meta-programming because it is harder for the AI to reason about. So I sold a bit of stock.

22/8/2025, 10:31:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

You two are one of the few things that bring me smiles on a regular basis. Happy for you!

22/8/2025, 10:26:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Albumism (@albumism.com) reposted

Remembering Joe Strummer today on what would have been his 73rd birthday (born August 21, 1952) album.ink/JStrummerHBD

22/8/2025, 1:56:49 AM | 30 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I forgot to pick mine up when I was in the city to see the doctor the other day, but I just got an email from Green Apple saying they were shipping it to me, so that was very nice.

22/8/2025, 6:45:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think I’ll answer one of these per day for a while. With one person? 8 With different people? 5

22/8/2025, 5:09:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I’m glad there is a new generation carrying on my traditions.

22/8/2025, 5:05:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I finally understand what Marie Kondo meant by ā€œspark[ing] joy.ā€ Every time I step on the gas in this thing, the sound sparks joy. As someone who has had a difficult time smiling for the past few years, this is amazing.

2020 Mustang GT in Shadow Black, with Performance Pack 1, 301a equipment group, and 10R80 transmission. The car is parked, on a sunny day and the windows are tinted dark. A very clean Coyote 5.0L engine that makes 460hp on 91 octane gas. The engine has a cover, and the coolant reservoir and cold air intake are prominent.
22/8/2025, 4:58:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Gonna have to get a photo and ask the stupid AI which will probably make up something believable.

22/8/2025, 12:45:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Ok, then. Probably not the same lizard. :(

22/8/2025, 12:43:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Thank you!

22/8/2025, 12:41:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Where is this? I've got very similar little guys in my yard, and I've always wondered what they are. (I live near Mt. Diablo in California.)

22/8/2025, 12:34:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

The old white guy is inside the yellow barrel now.

22/8/2025, 12:23:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Same. Sometimes you need to do unpleasant things in the near term to ensure survival in the long term. Fighting fire with fire is just the beginning.

22/8/2025, 12:22:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SorayašŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸŒŒšŸ“š (@soraya22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Gavin Newsom might be the hero this nation deserves, but Mamdani is the hero we need.

22/8/2025, 12:04:27 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

That looks and sounds amazing. I love everything in it. Recipe link? šŸ™

22/8/2025, 12:10:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I so badly want there to be a town nearby called ā€œTitmannshausenā€.

21/8/2025, 8:56:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wil Wheaton (@wilwheaton.net) reposted

The grim reaper is disappointed that he got james dobson in the claw machine instead of trump. To be honest, we are all disappointed with him. Come on, Grim Reaper, focus!
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Profile picture HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted

This woman is a demon and deserves every bit of criticism she gets. She has turned her vast wealth against one of the most vulnerable communities on the planet and Bsky is silencing their extremely valid anger.

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Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Damn, I had been thinking about one of these, too. (But what I really need is just a massage table where I can breathe face down, and hang my arms over the sides. Of course, I'd probably fall off it while sleeping and break something.)

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Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

Same. And then I want them to appoint a person from an underrepresented group to head every single executive agency, and to tax every single church that so much as mentioned a political party or candidate.

19/8/2025, 10:40:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

We don't serve their kind here.

Still from Star Wars where the bartender at Mos Eisley cantina points at a droid, and says
19/8/2025, 8:06:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

You’re getting close. The people that buy these tools love the marketing, and never have to use the tools themselves.

19/8/2025, 12:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

So satisfying!

19/8/2025, 12:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

I know, just thought it was an interesting parallel. In my own experience with doctors, every time they said ā€œuncomfortableā€ it was painful, and every time they said ā€œpainfulā€ I wound up screaming. And the one time they apologized in advance was the 2nd most painful experience I’ve ever had.

18/8/2025, 7:37:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

That is one antichrist-looking young man. There better be a plan somewhere to deal with him.

18/8/2025, 7:23:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent

"Uncomfortable" has been used as a synonym for "painful" in all my jiu jitsu classes for over a decade - BUT, we all know it is being said ironically, and what it really means for the poor student getting submitted.

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