Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Iāve been a member of both the Socialist Rifle Association and the Liberal Gun Club, if anyone is looking for leads.
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Iāve been a member of both the Socialist Rifle Association and the Liberal Gun Club, if anyone is looking for leads.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Yeah, I meant more as purchasers of firearms than members. They just donāt want to lose their corporate overlords a new source of first time buyers. (My dad has NRA stickers on the car, but no firearms, while I own several firearms and more gunsmithing tools, but wouldnāt give a cent to the NRA.)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I imagine that trans folks are one of their fastest growing markets at this point.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Well, they are the westest coast (or is that Alaska?)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I recently found out that one of my high school classmates became president of Rice University. I just remembered that he dressed very well, and that other people made fun of him for being Haitian, back when that was associated with a new disease affecting gay people.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Technically, they impeached Clinton because he lied about a blowjob. Then they started worshipping the guy that lied more than 30,000 times while in office.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
This guy? Who woulda thunk it? shameproject.com/report/malco...
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Same here, I last read Earthsea in high school - where it was easily my favorite assigned reading.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Same for me, without the hitting. But choke and donāt get choked is just as good.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
pretty sure that someone told him that only 20% of the energy hitting a solar panel comes out as electricity
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
They hear some facts, which go through their worm-infested brains and comes out their mouth as barely intelligible scrambled bullshit.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
It took me a minute to process, but I think he's referring to the current efficiency of solar panels. You get about 20% of the solar energy hitting a panel as electricity. But, as the note says - that is way more than enough.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Make sure you get an edge piece.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Satanic atheism, hopefully.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I was going to say something, but then I realized, I always prefer downtown to the strip.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Is that the opposite of big-boned?
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I am approaching retirement asymptotically.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
(I saw this at the store and was like "most confusing instructions ever".)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
wow (I am not very good at compliments)
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dogās head, iām not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, youāve got the heaviest soul weāve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? theyāve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I had grades every year since first grade, though I think number grades started in 3rd grade. Before that, it was like "needs improvement", or "outstanding", and the 'subjects' were like: "plays well with others".
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
And no one would use the phrase "continental United States" for at least another 93 years.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
There were only 37 states in 1866.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Well said.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
AI stethoscope can detect heart conditions, whether they exist or not, UK doctors find
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I feel like acting rationally is like acting courageously - there are lots of strong feelings involved, but you donāt let them control your decisions/behavior. Bravery without fear is stupidity. Rationality without emotions is self deception.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
First, the Buddhas at Bamiyan, now thisā¦
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
There are barely any left leaning democrats. I visit European countries and I can see large billboards for the communist party. Here, just proposing cuts to the police budget is anathema.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
We could all use the laugh, thatās for sure.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
Iām as old as ābutt naked,ā āsingle malt,ā and āurban legendā.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
Now I can start looking for an alternative to #duolingo that doesnāt use AI enshittification, and treats its workers well.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
It was the Thong Song
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
My girlfriend a long time ago did some pastry work at Le Cirque in NYC, when it was one of the cityās top restaurants, and I went with her one day to deliver some stuff. I saw rodents there, too.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Such a small world. Hope that MF croaks soon so we can start making it nice again.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
They used to sit me on the counter there and feed me mozzarella and salami to keep me quiet. More than 50 years ago.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Also, JHS 190 was where I first touched a computer.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Just across the boulevard, wow. I took my son back to the old neighborhood this year, so he could try real bagels and visit the Lemon Ice King. Very different from California.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Wait - which school? I went to PS139 and Russell Sage JHS.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Every single person who invaded the Capitol should have been shot until they ran out of bullets. Then the bodies should have been dumped out at sea, like Bin Laden, to mitigate the chance of any memorial sites. Then, two weeks later, they should've shipped the instigator off to a black site forever.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
The purpose of a system etc. etc.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
If you like paneer paratha And gettin' out of the gi If you're not into yoga If you have ADHD š¶
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Have a great birthday!
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I forget the source, but: Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes to mean "treating someone like an authority" For some, "if you don't respect me, I won't respect you" means "if you don't treat me like an authority, I won't treat you like a person"
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I coulda used this song about 35 years ago.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
Lord, I see what you've done for others and I am ready to receive.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Childhood: Ford/Carter, bicentennial, Schoolhouse Rock, Sesame Street. Teens: Reagan/Bush, Just Say No, AIDS, recession 20s: Clinton, Whitewater, Waco, Monica, dotcom bubble 30s: Bush, 9/11, endless war, financial crisis 40s: Obama, tan suits, healthcare, Dijon mustard 50s: Hell-world
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
āThe only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, Iād beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.ā - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I still havenāt been able to bring myself to watch this given all that is going on around me.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Still, itās a lot easier collecting 250 guns than it is collecting 250 cars and motorcycles, unless youāre Jay Leno. And I know there are people out there with collections of even weirder and more useless stuff.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I think it gets a little more complicated than that. I have a 1911 that I love to shoot, but itās not exactly a great CCW, even if my county didnāt ban them. I also have a good bolt action rifle for long distance shooting, and an AR with two uppers, .223 and .458, for very different use cases, too.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Flagged for what? Extreme cuteness? (To be read with an accent matching āsucculent Chinese mealā)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Tell them if they bring that shit into the school, they ought to start saving for their legal defense now, and that you just ended their chance of using any kind of āI was unawareā defense.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
When this is all said and done, I hope to see a lot of Republicans hanging from gallows, and a lot of Democrats serving a few years in prison.
Tim Banks: VibeRel Advocate (@elchefe.me) reposted
When this is all said and done, Rolling Stone should be honored as heroes.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Mine is Frittata De Blanc
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Did you try "BALLTART"?
Just my thoughts šØš¦ (@bc60.bsky.social) reposted
She was right all along⦠try and imagine how peaceful and pleasant it would be living in the USA if she was president
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
In Portuguese, you will hear "estadunidense" as well as "americano," and the former maps pretty well to USian, though all the translator apps use "American" for both.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I received a different one, from a different group. I put it directly in the trash, or Iād share it.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
When I was a little kid visiting Grandpa in Florida, my step-grandma gave me this exact thing, same box and everything. It was many years before that shape meant anything else to me.
Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted
If you have a single shred of humanity and compassion, you are praying this is a deadly disease that is painfully killing Trump.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I mute most of them via a list. Got another list of my own for the whiny centrists.
Alt DHS (@altdhs.altgov.info) reposted
Not saying anyone should do this but, you know, if you have the means...
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Me, too
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Glad I could help. (Though I was giving you money I took from unluckier poker players than me. I am a wealth redistributor.)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
That is very obviously a dune cottage, not a sea cottage. (j/k - beautiful as usual)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Geez, the marketing people at forbidden rice really know how to get me to buy something. (Had to google that just to see what was forbidden.)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I'm starting to get a whiff of the early dot-com smell. Heard a manager say today that we should avoid meta-programming because it is harder for the AI to reason about. So I sold a bit of stock.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
You two are one of the few things that bring me smiles on a regular basis. Happy for you!
Albumism (@albumism.com) reposted
Remembering Joe Strummer today on what would have been his 73rd birthday (born August 21, 1952) album.ink/JStrummerHBD
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I forgot to pick mine up when I was in the city to see the doctor the other day, but I just got an email from Green Apple saying they were shipping it to me, so that was very nice.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
Think Iāll answer one of these per day for a while. With one person? 8 With different people? 5
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Iām glad there is a new generation carrying on my traditions.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
I finally understand what Marie Kondo meant by āspark[ing] joy.ā Every time I step on the gas in this thing, the sound sparks joy. As someone who has had a difficult time smiling for the past few years, this is amazing.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Gonna have to get a photo and ask the stupid AI which will probably make up something believable.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Ok, then. Probably not the same lizard. :(
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Thank you!
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Where is this? I've got very similar little guys in my yard, and I've always wondered what they are. (I live near Mt. Diablo in California.)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
The old white guy is inside the yellow barrel now.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Same. Sometimes you need to do unpleasant things in the near term to ensure survival in the long term. Fighting fire with fire is just the beginning.
Sorayaš³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļøšš (@soraya22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Gavin Newsom might be the hero this nation deserves, but Mamdani is the hero we need.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
That looks and sounds amazing. I love everything in it. Recipe link? š
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com)
I so badly want there to be a town nearby called āTitmannshausenā.
HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted
This woman is a demon and deserves every bit of criticism she gets. She has turned her vast wealth against one of the most vulnerable communities on the planet and Bsky is silencing their extremely valid anger.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Damn, I had been thinking about one of these, too. (But what I really need is just a massage table where I can breathe face down, and hang my arms over the sides. Of course, I'd probably fall off it while sleeping and break something.)
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Same. And then I want them to appoint a person from an underrepresented group to head every single executive agency, and to tax every single church that so much as mentioned a political party or candidate.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
Youāre getting close. The people that buy these tools love the marketing, and never have to use the tools themselves.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
So satisfying!
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
I know, just thought it was an interesting parallel. In my own experience with doctors, every time they said āuncomfortableā it was painful, and every time they said āpainfulā I wound up screaming. And the one time they apologized in advance was the 2nd most painful experience Iāve ever had.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
That is one antichrist-looking young man. There better be a plan somewhere to deal with him.
Matt Van Horn (@mattvanhorn.com) reply parent
"Uncomfortable" has been used as a synonym for "painful" in all my jiu jitsu classes for over a decade - BUT, we all know it is being said ironically, and what it really means for the poor student getting submitted.