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it also has that one scene where the remaining members of NWA sit there and listen to “No Vaseline” together, and they’re like “Yeah he got us.”

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being a chef is such a funny profession. like, I’m just really good at cooking? wtf lol how is that a job

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need a couple bmfs who can sling suds and dish out dishes

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iso double fucking hardcore ninja dishwashers

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Double Tough, moisture wicking and shit

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gimme them cushioned shits

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work socks, I know.

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this movie has everything: an alien hunter, big pants, cool guns, Colombian vs Jamaican drug cartel war, Gary Busey, Bill Paxton…

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4:00 in Danny Glover shows up with the biggest pants and the coolest gun you’ve ever seen

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Predator 2 has some of the craziest pants

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sons of bitches

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Big Dick Money

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dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy

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The Outlaw Josey Wales is one of the best movies

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taking rib damage and just screaming “HOW”

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MAC-10 vs UZI

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slightly crazed

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big unit striker

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I not dun interview

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I have very baby head

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chicken on-the-rice

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OB4CL210B

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Baja 🆙

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the Baja hoodie is back, baby

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ghosts and gobl-ins

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classic Chef themes: entrepreneurial hustle, neighborhood hierarchies, and the high cost of loyalty

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“I should get a snake tattoo” is the new “I should get a bee tattoo”

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Whitney Houston wielding Kevin Costner’s katana

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🪦 𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒

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new Clipse, new Raekwon, new Ghostface, new Deftones 😇 مَا شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ

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Supreme Clientele 2 📈

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Canola Oil Cube

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my main takeaway from Some Kind of Monster is that Kirk is a perfect angel who just wants to surf and play guitar solos

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you go into the corn, you set a great example for the other girls

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gotta be goopy

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2 thicc thighs /2

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nw

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🪩💀

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nw

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heat magnet

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die Lebenswertschätzungsgesellschaft der Dawgs

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I’m bro

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bro was born with that hair trigger gag reflex

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the Human Shower

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Crocs r so sick

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one for the OG pred heads

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you know Soderbergh about to cook when some bongo music hits

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it’s so funny that Messi likes Luis Suárez

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(not tossed, obv)

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all the LCBOs near me close at Bitch O’clock

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a restaurant that only serves tomato salads

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it’s all fun and games, until someone gets mansplained “gonads”

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building my dream Jibbitz

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Gold Magic 5 Pack

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vampire plums to the left of me, flavor gators to the right…

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Pickle Barrel Ball (a game of pickleball, played in the middle of a Pickle Barrel)

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Marco Plumber, Michael Landlord, Kiril Handyman... guys like these

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heavy Belgian turf special

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hey, that’s my mug, you fuck

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a bad bitch with good posture

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2ucchini

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🎶 Danzig to the left of me, Refused to the right…

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🧈 = modern gold bars

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Dice your butter please ! 🙏

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and inside was a deep purple sweet custard-like goo that was also made from purple sweet potatoes

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MOMMY AND BALLONS INC

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"KLONDIKE SCOTTY"

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my time has finally come

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sweet purple sweet potato hot bun

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talkin’ knee braces at the barber shop

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🍅🥗

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they mean the printing press, not the fuckin Steve

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<< Max Webster

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Barry Weber

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tomato salad szn

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protect the integrity of the tomatoes

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DO NOT TOSS TOMATO SALAD

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Seger szn

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thinking about Summer 2008

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blueb

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the blue bloob

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napkin of demands

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too hot to bop

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wrongs were righted

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1 magnum / 1🪗

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nw

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DOTY G Zero (Lemon-Lime)

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Zuba Mendy

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Super Quick Ninja Teenagers from all over the Americas

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ZZ Top historian

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that very specific, brief period of time was the Afterburner album cycle

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Fuck around, throw a grenade and blow your casket up

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a big bastard with good feet who hits the ball hard

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stone head domed

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brb, gathering minerals

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[missiles whooshing]

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you killed a man, mister, for reaching for his pants.

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is Rocket givin’ his lady The Cheadle?

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he got whacked on that juice

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