Shit, if I had sent my mom a picture of a messy house, all she would have said was "Get off your ass"
Shit, if I had sent my mom a picture of a messy house, all she would have said was "Get off your ass"
Gasp! Scandalous!
I'm 6'1 with a birth defect in my hip. It's actually very hard for me to reach certain areas, including the butt. It's very uncomfortable to bend that way. But you know what? I do it anyway. As a matter of fact, I'll shower after a bowel movement just to be extra clean. No excuses, I learned at 5.
You know, as a whitey, I"m just gonna sit over here in shame that the annoying white woman is complain that bread isn't "Bland" enough for her. Food is supposed to have flavor damn it! White people dump 40 seconds of salt on shit constantly! You stupid boomer bastards! *siiiiigh*
So wait, men don't like seeing women laying in the sun now? I thought they loved that?
How's his throat? Could he use some numbing gel?
Reminds me of an ex I had. "We need to let people know we're gay, not queer" Sorry, I need to be super-queer. Like, all of it. I'm gonna be so queer-gay that scholars will wonder if I was ever heterosexual at all. Their learn'd men will shake their heads "No....no.." Then the egg cracked.
Man, even when its like a sex themed discord or something, the guys that ask "Would you like to see?" or something like that are always decent, can actually carry a conversation and have MORE to say than just their dick. Guys that just drop the dick pic? Fucking...no frontal lobe or something.
Hell, I get dick pics. Every single time I'm like "what do you want me to do this with this?" I've had handfuls of guys who ask first, and unsurprisingly they act like actual human beings. They can even type! Dick outta nowhere "u lky?" What? Grown ass man?
Growing up male, I can confirm that most men don't see rage as "irrational". There is always an excuse, always. It's only ever the "Crying and weeping and screaming" that they accuse "all" women of "always" doing that suddenly emotions are negative things. Meanwhile, they can't feed themselves.
*what boys see when they walk into the library* Cut to the newscast. "Reading is up 3000% in this small town..."
You know, the ending of MHA broke my heart and still legit bothers me. Your art makes me forget. Thank you.
beer gut*
Huh, wonder why its not like that for me.
This is the way.
Doesn't that like...just burn?
Were women consulted about the massive beer guys and scraggly as fuck beards so many men insist upon? Just asking.
I would give you all of mine.
As someone who has body hair....i want it off you lucky bastards
I think you know the answer.
And the food isn't even good. Every time I've eaten there, it's trash.
The ending did my boy so dirty.
After my grandfather died. Grandma never mentioned his name. She had 8 kids with him and she never told a story, never waxed nostalgic. "Oh, that was your grandpa's " if you asked. Otherwise, he might as well have never existed.
As I've gotten older, I've found that most people who are married...shouldn't be. They aren't compatible, they don't like one another, they aren't into the same things. It's just an absolute slog.
I actually wouldn't consider either of them nerds. Jobs was like a hippie mixed with a conman
I'll keep saying it. The greatest trick the 80s ever pulled was convincing people that nerds were just good hearted underdogs, misunderstood and quirky. Instead of nasty little shitballs, lashing out at things that upset them.
Man, somebody save my boy Carpet. He deserves better.
The older I get, the more I'm just stunned at how helpless and yet somehow indignant so many men are. Just like, dude I learned cooking at 13, how can you not handle your shit? And then I just take my Estradiol, these 2 things may be related.
Look, Scott, you don't need to spread around my old porno name. I was young and need the money.
I bought the double pack if "sissy" and "dumb bitch juice" Sissy: was super weak and over in an eye blink. Dumb bitch juice: literally nothing. Bad batch, or just me?
I don't know. I don't have a ton of experience with them. I don't know what "Going too hard" levels are or how fast a tolerance builds. Ah well. What's life but wasted money? At least I didn't commission that poppers trainer I was going to yet haha
Well, the review no one asked for "Sissy" Poppers: Delayed, very weak, warm rush. Nothing after that. Dumb Bitch Juice: No reaction that I felt. Throat just feels sore, spilled a little in my nose via accident.
Holy FUCK that's not just hot, that's gorgeous.
Worse, it can't even do anything anyway.
You make me remember why I loved MHA before Hori beat it out of me.
Great bloated Orange Shit-goblin to you!
Now that's a neat looking cage.
Shit, that's one wife who has walked in on the toilet seat down, and covered in pee, for the very last time.
"A night of nitro and poppers" XD
What is wrong with these fucking people? Okay, I'm on HRT NOW, but I spent 38 years in a male body, with male hormones, and this twisted fucking shit never once popped into my brain. None of it. Yet every day, I see defenses for the most fucked up shit boiling down to "Well, you know...guys." NO
What happened? Money happened. Corporate America happened. "Just add suits" is the death of anything you can think of.
My heart really does break for you guys. I mean you're an amazing VO studio, with even more talent! You guys carried the fucking torch for Dragonball when NOBODY else was. DBZ was done, regulated to crappy games and nostalgia. You guys got people talking again! I don't care, No TFS = no DBS.
.....you have my attention
What'd everyone's mother probably tell them? "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything." Incel's wonder why everyone is "So mean" to them. Yet "Treat others the way you want to be treated" Well, they get treated the way they treat others.
That happens to me, especially if I eat right before I go to sleep. Mostly take Prilosec every morning, and that took care of it.
I don't actually know the difference between any of them
Uh....I was at 49 I think, last time I got tested in June
I think I ordered that. It was packed with "dumb bitch juice" And I'm like "well I gotta know now"
Ah yes, I just ordered from them! But I wasn't sure what to get. I've tried Super rush (liked it) Jungle juice (not good)
Hah, well if I do, I'm putting them in a time lock safe. I have one. It's usually used for snacks and other cravings but...well you know. Now I gotta wait for a second package from...France of all places. Go France!
Well I was, but I think I either built up tolerance super quick, or I don't know how long bottles last and my throat itched just a tad XD. Also you're utterly gorgeous and I'm jealous every time I see a picture.
I'm pretty sure there is legal precedent for this being attempted murder.
Yeah, I picked a bad time to be a big, ugly guy transitioning at (Then) age 38. So I get all the bad stuff, none of the benefits.
It's a real gray area. Like the FDA just raided, and shut down, Scorpio. But you can still go right into a porn shop and buy them. RFK Jr think's they cause AIDS. Not aid in you catching AIDS, no, his brain worm eaten ass think's they cause it as well.
This is just, all she does not huh?
Sometimes I can't believe this shit is real. Most times I'm just broken up that it is. I feel like I can only help so many, and it's just not enough. Even then, maybe my solutions are good enough...
That sounds expensive. >.> Mine were seized by customs.
Those monsters....
Oh no! Someone put a nose lock on her to stop the poppers!
Okay, I've got a pretty dark sense of humor, and so do my friends. But what the fuck is the joke here? There isn't a joke there. That's just a taunt, and insult.
I can't help everyone, but I've noticed I have a few new followers and maybe this can get better reach? gofund.me/dc85ce29
And a lot of those guys did that shit for 20-30 years. 20-30 years barely ever being home. Then they "retire", the kids are grown, and "suddenly" their wife want a divorce and their kids don't like them. Yeah dude, you ran from them their entire lives.
I've never read a Porn star's autobiography, but I know a few Trans-porn stars, so I'm sure they actually have more bad sex than good sex. You can tell by all the jump cuts. I also know the actual filming tends to be really fucking boring. With the pro stuff at least.
I did work where we would do "loops around the horn". You'd travel in a big circle, show every night, until you got home again. Take about 6 weeks. Guys would whine "I miss muh wife and kids" that they never saw. Then they'd get home and it'd be 'When's the next loop? Gotta get the fuck outta here"
Problem with Incel's and sex workers in when the incel has the bad sex, because they don't know how, or can't perform. It doesn't live up to their porno dreams. It doesn't fill the hole inside of them, so of course they freak out and murder the Sex worker.
If it's one thing I've noticed from Democrats, its that they act kinda like video game companies. Like"Oh we've got them, they're loyal to the brand, they don't want us to fail, so they'll vote for us no matter what." To say nothing of the obsession with what John Q. Dumbfuck the dirt farmer thinks
Because real men drop dead of heart attacks at age 53, with hearts full of cheese and livers full of booze!
I remember, way back now, when seemingly every white man I knew was really pissed Miley Cyrus. "Skank, hoe, whore. Oh I would never." Bitch yes you would. If her limo pulled up right now and yanked you in for a porno dream of "Gimme the dick" you'd get friction burn pulling your pants down.
Interesting. Because Oblivion is one of my "Core" games. I've been playing since the NES days, but the second I hear that world theme in Oblivion, it just takes me back. One of the last games that had any "wonder" left in it for me. It just makes me happy.
*Be me Damn it autocorrect and insomina!
Wait a minute! You can't me my Kaiser, because I wasn't a cornerstone of a landmark youtube series! Of course, I didn't have anyone start pointing out my ADHD tendencies until like....last month. But hey, I started transition late so.... No, bad neko-kitty, those are my Tiddy-skittles.
Now I"m just picturing the opening scene to FF8, but instead of a gunblade coming down, it's a BBC
Oh no, lesbians! 👩👩🦰
You what gets me the most about Incel shit? When I was a teen, if you said anything like that around guys, being made fun of would be the least of your worries. You'd get the hell beat out of you. Not because they respected women. But because you were not allowed to be that openly pathetic.
I can't speak for now, but when I was a teenage boy, boys found violence hilarious. "it's not even alive and it's annoying" would have been the first thing. That's if you could even get them to take it home. There I was, egg as all fuck, and not even knowing that was a thing.
Although, knowing teenage boys, if they did do the doll thing in my area, the boys would either smash the dolls or throw them away. School would have been out money. Only takes one guy to be like "Yeah, take it home, smash its head against the counter, and it shuts up." That'd be it.
I don't think we had that, but I know schools that did. But honestly, I was 25 and I knew so many guys who had like 4-5 kids and where just FAILING. It's like they couldn't fathom "Oh, I have to grow up now." And I have no idea why. Like it wasn't a family thing.
And that's all they did. I know guys that would flip the fuck out. Dude is 21 years old, talking like a jaded 80 year old about how "Muh waif's up muh ass" At least 7 times out of 10 it was just a 21 year old woman at the end of her fucking rope with this GROWN child. Couple bad women here & there
Oh god, I knew so many guys who started like...dropping litters of kids both in, and just out of highschool. Fuck, it just occurs to me that all those kids would be in their 20s now. But their whole "Fatherhood" thing was "I'm still an angry teenager who want's to play CoD, drink and smoke weed."
Every time I have EVER heard an incel talk, he starts out with a shit position, that he just keeps making worse. Not even deserving an ounce of sympathy. Just a "I am the worst person you could meet today, and worse? I'm whiny about it." Blows my mind.
God, my heart goes out to this poor woman.
It's a good fucking question, and one I've been asking since I hit adulthood and saw my peers having kids. Which, so many of the male ones, seem to view as something they shouldn't have to deal with. Like "It's her job" shit. But what do I know? I'm just a late 30s trans going through 2nd puberty
Ah force-fem. So many angles with that one. "Oh no, my manhood is being taken away from me, halp." to "I hate myself and want to be anything else and this person wants to devote actual time and energy into transforming me? I'll be anything you want."
I mean....I just think black dicks are very pretty. I'm not even interested in size cuz, woo, sometimes that's a lot and I'm not sure I can handle that properly. But get that shiny sheen on there? With the contrast. That's just pretty.
And somewhere, DSP is begging for money.
One thing I will say is, I can see how it'd be dangerous for teen's just starting out. Because this damn thing praised EVERYTHING. Everything was "Genius", it kissed my ass up, down and center. Meanwhile, I'm watching this thing give away a mystery in the first paragraph.
Like this friggin useless thing. It couldn't remember shit, even things it supposedly saved. It repeatedly broke the rules I had "locked in". It had to be constantly reminded of shit it had supposedly saved. But it couldn't do anything. And people want this thing to write novels and films?
And I told it about a story idea I had. I gave it hard and firm rules, lore rules, had it "remember' all of it. I thought, hey if this works, I can have something to check my on continuity. Because after dozens of chapters, you forget shit right? Well...It could not. I repeat, COULD NOT, do shit.
It's a total joke. Like, out of sheer curiosity. I gave "Chatgtp" a look. At first I was just messing with it, but I did get some enjoyment of having it (struggle) to write things for me to read while at work downtime. But then I thought, let's really give this a go, see what you can do.
Scott.....you can't just tease a DB abridged that'll probably never happen. I'm getting old Kaiser, my heart can't take it.
Look what you did. Now I have to go take more Estrogen. I mean I was already gonna, but like, now I have to. Geez, thanks a lot. Also, she doesn't even throat it, come on girl!
Fair enough.
Huh, Matt stepping back? Hope he's okay
Eh....I've seen a lot of really horrifying stuff coming out of the Indian wing of incel space. AskAubry has found some really gross stuff of theirs, same with IncelTears.
And you can't forget all those black people, with black penises (loaded with EVIL) turning all the lil' white bois into gay fembois and even *gasp!* TRANS. This is the power of the penis, people! Wake up before some hot black woman is banging your son, in the butt!, on the thanksgiving turkey!
Ever meet an incel? They "can't get laid" because they are always, to a fault, fucking assholes, creeps, and slimeballs.
The film industry only has itself to blame for all its troubles.