If they wanted to actually insult Spider-Man instead of saying shit like "web-head" his nemeses should start calling him "Rope-Shooter"
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If they wanted to actually insult Spider-Man instead of saying shit like "web-head" his nemeses should start calling him "Rope-Shooter"
Album Oriented Ontology
I spent 5 hours last night walking around the city discussing philosophy and psychology with a friend and this morning I woke up feeling the best I have in months. Socratic dialogues are, no joke, the best antidote for the male loneliness epidemic. Find something you care about and debate it!
Pedophiles, well known for their patience.
have I ever told you my shibari story
Think about the kind of people who have time to put up reams and reams of text for free on the internet, and then think about their writing style.
It's this. If LLMs were capable decades ago we'd say they sound conspicuously like slashdot posters instead.
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my condolences
William Shatner "from TJ Hooker"!?
Daikatana 2
if someone could write simulation and simulacra at a first grade reading level we could save western civilization
had a nightmare about a sequel to who framed roger rabbit featuring an aged roger having to solve a murder in the world of gen z coded youtube indie animation like digital circus also he got throat cancer from eating too much of his wife's pussy, just like michael douglas
hyperallergic.com/1038691/arge... These idiots would be walking free if they just hung a print of the art instead of the original. The "aura" of art strikes again.
I mistakenly believed the dish was a reference to the Gogol story and told everyone "well, if the food is literary, I have to eat it."
Ten years ago I went to a new years party at my Slavic friend's house and complemented her father's dish of "herring in an overcoat." I was surprised by a big bowl of it as a birthday gift recently. Today I ended up cooking up some rice and breaking out some nori and it really works in onigiri!
It's my birthday. I really hope I get what you're all hoping for as my birthday present.
Just like rogues and druids have their own language I wish all bards were required by the mechanics to have their own variation of The Aristocrats joke
If you went to a restaurant and saw "Chicken a la Diogenes" on the menu, what would you expect? My best idea is a chicken nugget shaped like a gingerbread man
laputa
paul softcastle
I've long said that the firearm is a totemic magical implement for the ethnic religion of Americana, much like the phylactery, the athame or the vajra.
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Ironically, both of them have to do with yeast
The only ethical solution to the trolley problem is to leap onto the moving trolley, inform the passengers they're about to hit a bunch of people, and exhort someone to jump off and pull the lever
There's a saying that “Any good prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich" but they never considered: "what if that sandwich was airborne?" www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
LOGGING ON
I wish I had friends with either the physical stamina or the disposable income to spend on cocaine so we could go para-para dancing for my birthday
Don't talk to me before I've had my morning Emerald Sword Saga
great now I'm sad that lizzie is dead
Way ahead of you chief
I fuck with the monarch because I appreciate a serious brow
I can't believe he basically got people to Pokemon Go To The Polls.
Beginning to think the fact I first started identifying as asexual after reading Foucault isn't coincidental
A culture of eating while walking indicates an established pedestrian culture which really only exists in the sense of built up cities of the East Coast here in America.
Brazilian butt yavin
It's wild that the Korean style corn dog was invented in Korea and not an American state fair
A glowing review of Foucault
The proper response is for them to whip out a book in large print text
i really need to turn the columbine doom wad into a map for our D&D game
It's cruel to wish this on real people but I kind of hope it's so bad it's good in the vein of like battlefield earth For some reason an IP that takes itself so seriously deserves to be a major western kusoge
The third dumbest people alive emailing the second dumbest people alive and asking "do you have representation"?
When you come back to the East Coast we'll chill literally
I'd ask "do you have ketamine and some bolt cutters" but then I remembered who I'm talking to
hey man i go online to tell you my opinions, not hear yours,
You can die of frostbite anywhere with a Walmart supercenter that has shitty security ask me how I know
who up slurping that Digimon jizz
It's Not Selling Out If It's Funny
Getting started on my high concept Halloween costume now: "Dana Carvey dressed as the turtle man finding out about 9/11"
Isn't that the car from back to the future
"It's not just that you built fifty bridges and everyone remembers you as a goat fucker that's the problem, it's that your local government kept awarding contracts to a convicted goat fucker!"
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Gen Goonie Glenn Ross
Oh man, I got too high and now I'm sad that Henry Kissinger outlived my grandma
... Isn't Jared already in jail?
Everything sounds more abusive with a thick and distinct East Coast city accent
Hot take: Star Wars is fantasy because it has swords and magic Hotter take: Lord of the Rings is science fiction because it is based on the science of linguistics
Do you guys ever worry that Rokko's Basilisk is gonna look back on Daft Punk like a minstrel show?
I know my "effusive NYC chauvinist" persona can come across as a bit but I swear on the grave of Fiorello La Guardia that the gentle sounds of a NYC subway train going through a tunnel played on a loop are the perfect white noise for sleep
Do you think that having a dissociative event at some sort of convention is a pretty common American experience? Either being like uncomfortably drunk or high, or having a panic attack at either something like a video game convention or a Comic-Con or even like a business con?
You joke, but if anyone told hideo kojima about dunkin donuts, he would immediately start making a 10-game series about the Boston Marathon bombers so let's not go there
New York's subway is definitely very different than that of Paris or Tokyo
Vtuber ice cube face reveal
The vicious narcissistic cycle of "my therapist must think I'm an asshole" to "my therapist must love that I'm one of the few flagrant assholes who's humble enough to seek therapy"
I had a dream where I was really big and beefy and I was explaining the plot of the Silmarillion to a wrestling promoter to get them to agree to allow me to change my ring name to Tulkas
"Milord, the common folk are assembling to debate the finer points of lore and canon!" "May the gods have mercy on us, it is as I feared; a pedant's revolt!"
Had an idea for a superhero whose power is just manifesting fried chicken but he insists on fighting crime rather than opening a restaurant so he just tosses drumsticks at people under the name "BirdStrike!"
Under the McLuhanian hot/cool dichotomy, is technical death metal the hottest music form?
Yeah but this was Washington heights of all places
Yeah was just flabbergasted to see a Latin guy riding the subway in a Burzum shirt, especially since I so rarely encounter other metalheads in the wild
Legit question: if you see someone who's not white wearing a t-shirt with an album cover by a white supremacist musician, should you go out of your way to inform them?
Broke: "Gender abolitionist" Woke: "Judith Butlerian Jihad"
I introduced my D&D players to the works of Samuel Beckett. Their review: "Oh he's a little jokester isn't he"
It's kind of shitty that like synthwave music died and then mullets and coke came back, it would have been nice to have all three at the same time
They call asexuals the invisible orientation not because we're easy to overlook but because we are immune to the lustful powers of the One Ring and can be trusted to enter the wraith world with no ill effects
"Media studies is rationalist occultism" "Elaborate on that" "No"
The asexual urge to watch seven hours of historical cooking videos in a row I have so much eighth century BCE mutton stew please help
I had to send this tweet to my therapist a few weeks ago.
That's what "with great power comes great responsibility" means and that's why it's important Peter internalized it. Anger and a gun are both powers. Be responsible with them: don't shoot up your school.
Another day participating in The Economy
Enough is enough. It's time to destigmatize sociopathy. Just because we can't value your feelings doesn't mean that we don't have feelings of our own!
Mediocre mathematician but a truly profound pederast
We fought a war over this
Deer are prey animals, and across most of the western world, we have wiped out their natural predators. Their population is already much higher than is "natural", and feeding them exacerbates ecological imbalance. If you really cared, you'd be feeding the deer to wolves and cougars.
Transportation secretary FPS Doug reminding all Gamers to grab a knife to make their commute faster