Might as well be the Leopold Dynasty of Belgium
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Might as well be the Leopold Dynasty of Belgium
We can only hope he'll live just long enough to be fully disgraced before the masses, the last shred of his emperor's wardrobe laid to waste.
The driver who rear-ended him was probably wrestling their pet boa at the time of the alleged collision, as the 14 footer was in a jealous fury over him spending time with an albino cornsnake.
(Cop, writing everything down) "OK, Mr. Giuliuani... do you remember what color the elephant was?".
With all due respect, this image evokes no more historical sympathy than would any other lot of aristocracy. And the head of this lot ensured the death of millions of people, even past his death.
There might be a few Deutschebank officers involved there, too...
Extortion Entrepreneur, Trafficking Czar, Coyote Ugliest, Nonce Upon A Time, Tiny Pimpin', The Pervert's Pro, Nonceferatu... You're right, there are so many other words to use!
Wait, so all that AIPAC money wasn't enough for private security?
@heatherbookslut.bsky.social Also: www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/
But that's just the backyard. Check out front! 😆
Amazing, a much younger empire is showing the same state of decay as the British Isles. Shit to shore, as it were.
Right now he couldn't pass a Turing Test.
And the Paris Green 😔
Why does this remind me of Reagan at Bitberg Cemetery?
SUBWAY - Beat Fash!
youtube.com/shorts/hpgw_...
I was long gone by then, but I did make it back for a reunion night that had a few too many Goth exes for comfort... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Off to a Rocky finish
Note: This is ALSO an algorithm generated "fool's golden oldie"
Zaphod Beeblebrox. Which was also the name of a very fun nightclub I spent much of the 90s at.
Note: This is an algorithm generated "fool's golden oldie"
You can't keep a good boy down
RIDE, RIDE KEEPIN' OUR HEADS DOWN TIL WE'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE open.spotify.com/track/3cNO3n...
Maybe adopt a cat, too. open.spotify.com/track/3cNO3n...
itsa me, class warrio!
Here's a better joint to light up with the blue flame of bluetooth youtu.be/yG0p1tDOeWU?...
King of Calypso
One day we'll find it the Rainbow Connection
You gots to make friends with lower gears and the better breezes
DOGE was a war crime of the class war.
Gave up on skating at 19 to focus on cycling.
FROM THE MAKERS OF LOVE ISLAND LOVE ISLAND: BREXIT EDITION
This only works in a deep Glaswegian accent
Not by the light of my decoder ring
Jesus could grab some massive air
We play that on the regular at the shop. We do skate gear too.
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE AMAZING RACE: AMAZING GRACE: LA WILDFIRE EDITION
Jesus was fucking radical. Nobody that disruptive to the dominant order is allowed to survive. Hence the editorial oversight.
I've let Him into my head and heart but not in my esophagus. Metaphors notwithstanding.
Depends on how much you have to spend on dealing with it and how wisely you spend. Elon chose ketamine...
Catholic used to mean universalist. Now it means less.
They'll have to catch me first.
That's a lot of donkeys After two, it's A LOT
I mean, they could activate their own state's National Guard to block the roads. (Yelling down the hall) HAS ANYONE TRIED THAT?!
Or a coin 🪙
Do you have WAFFLE COPS
Yeah, that first Reconstruction didn't go so well for the "Freed" slaves. Or the Tribes. Or the Chinese workers. I mean, Canada is 2 out of 3 on these, but we smol.
Vote blue or for genuine change, if that's available.
The perfect is the enemy of the good. And the sloppy. And the imperfect.
Tried to sell me shares in cryptography
I did have an interesting ride to the afterparty in one life.
Turn the Swanson on
Never in good taste Not never funny.
You said that already
The lag alone would trap us in a backward era and glitch out any innovation that didn't fit the code.
The difficulty of rendering "The Simulation" all these techdolt paranoiacs want to exist is on an order of magnitude greater than FAKING THE MOONLANDING, which would have been so difficult and expensive to fake they could have argued "let's just do it for real" because the budget was viable.
Well, there's NOW and NOW and NOW... For just a moment, those were the present We shall not know their like again except NOW
The wise face themselves on a regular basis
Are we THERE yet
BELIEVE
As an honorary Jedi and Rebel - how do you feel about Gaza? It's such an Empire situation IRL...
The end. A very amusing concept.
"End of." Is a British way of saying "That's all"
youtu.be/GZrsNne4XhM?...
We can do it slow and historically accurate but the time lag ratio is 5:1, by the time we've covered Nixon, humans will have nuked the missile silos on Mars.
And NO, that is not any kind of confession
I am Catholic in taste if not in temperament, creed or congress.
If you believe in souls, I have terrible news. If you don't believe in souls, I also have terrible news for the tiny part of you that wanted to believe in them.
Junior Parker deserved more ears.
Portugal (The Man) is too many loops for my taste
That recording (unlike the original) has no loops
Every good Doctor is
It is being youtu.be/k70IbfAqzGg?...
Abandon all hope, ye who enter Reddit
There are many ways and reasons to "fight". The Right steals all worthwhile terms of struggle from the Left. Leeches of originality.
Lao Tzu understood humans using institutional power but never tasted intellectual freedom in any modern sense. He also never tasted Doritos. Given a time machine, I might wish to change that.
I'm absolutely not anti-immigrant but I deeply hope that more Americans choose to stay and fight than migrate here (or decide to invade by other, state-oriented means).
In Baltimore:
The answer lies in undermining the dominant discourse and (eventually) finding balanced apprehension of the ways humans see fit to record both large patterns and biographical details.
Weird Fact: The Truman Show came out 1 year before ED TV and The Matrix.
Really? I had barely noticed
I have avoided most cults' attempts at indoctrination, but I think capitalism will be the hardest one to escape.
Aye-Aye!
I think it's pronounced "regret"
Not until they make it taste like poutine avec poulet rôti
Only 1 degree, officially. But researching & writing a novel (as I have been) IS comparable to a masters, if not a doctorate. Time will tell. Also studied political science, economic theory and history, Western and non-Western history(wildly different) & I have to say, it's a real roller coaster.
You don't need to persuade me, this is as close as I'm planning to get for the next 3+ years...
