there DO be a lot of plains out there
Detective Brian Rot-Manhaunt. private investigator. twice divorced. they/them.
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hopelessly addicted to gacha gaming
so the sun rises late in spain, a thing i did not know until now
"don't worry guys i fixed it!" and they open it up to find everything but the sexual parts was removed
dead?
took my seroquel like a dumbass as if i ever sleep on transport
"guideline: sexually gratifying works" does it need to be MORE horny???
... wh. what is the guideline??
are you wondering why an AI video doesn't affect us as much as, like. the violent deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.
Graham Linehan won't see your body shaming jokes but your friends with a giant, stupid-looking head will.
i was wondering why somebody put glasses on jd vance
FUCKING MINERALWASSER MY OLD NEMESIS
Unrivaled. #AEWDynamite
i've been on amtrak but it's not exactly the orient express
air iberia steward: hola-- me: 👁👄👁
the same steward has initially tried to speak to me in spanish three times in a row
i will throw myself into a wheat thresher before i fly a spanish airline again every single one it has to be something
"business gets free wifi! actually it just works for messaging if you want actual wifi that will be 17 euro" CHEAP FUCKING SPANIARDS
i am convinced he had rickets as a child
no live tv, so i will experience dynamite by furiously refreshing bsky
i absorbed all the latino in my mother's womb and my white sister knows more spanish than me
everyone keeps trying to talk to me in spanish and i just have to keep being like
sir please turn your phone off speaker mode as your wife talks about her menstrual cramps
i flew to germany in a CHAIR like an ANIMAL
i've never been on a fancy plane before it's comfy
... wait. isn't california only adding five??
plane here
i have no idea why you would be sure that democrats would go through with it, honestly.
and when or if that happens that will be a thing that happened.
also apparently trump blinked and isn't sending the national guard into chicago so that's something
where do i send in my complaint i want to speak with mr stone himself
yeah that's like. a thing that has been done and exists.
so judgement will be reserved until he does something
okay, so I was right. gotcha.
... how long did they have to go bc either it wasn't very much time or those were some DENSE three pages
i remember a newspaper article years ago that, like. the person that will live to be 130 has already been born.
the embassy move literally began with a bill he sponsored back when he was a senator! he could have not even ever been president and he would still be responsible for it!
new yawk baybeee lets go love da mets
ikr
me
non-ironically this is what i think happened to chris tucker
like idk if y'all just have really weird definitions of the words "do" and "something" but i do think it requires someone to have a thing they have actually done
... so, like. he asked for a vote for a vote. kinda seems like the legislature was the actual active party.
it's so funny that there are multiple newspaper articles about how this was a stupid thing to think and yet
there's so many things AI is useless for, but to me it seems that it is most useless for any kind of research.
my mom used to hate having his undercover friends over because she was like they must think we're in a biker gang.
my dad is retired transit and i swear that whatever bottles you think you'll be popping when giuliani dies? nothing compared to them.
I’m Reem, I’m only 19. And I’ve lived through things no one my age should ever see. I lost my home. I lost my future. I lost the simple right to feel safe. I’m still alive—but this doesn’t feel like life. Every night I sleep afraid. Every day I wake up to destruction. 💔😩 GFM: gofund.me/de96cb50
what were the steps
did it, though
so maybe we should reserve the lavishment of praise until, like. he does do that.
is this agraybee guy someone important because i just remember them showing their ass over palestinians on here
ridiculous fake language
writes down
flight delayed two hours means more lounge time
oh hell yeah
There is only two places to see art of really plump hogs : - the @themerl.bsky.social - my doom portfolio
show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders
for rehab clinics
you can't keep a determined @alyaqtin.bsky.social down, but you can screenshot his posts for posterity. i think i've IDed the "pumpkins"—𝘓𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢, know in palestine as yakteen / يقطين buy seeds: hudsonvalleyseed.com/products/yakteen-1 sales benefit: viviensansour.com/Palestine-Heirloom
all my life people told me i would grow up tall like my father's sisters because i had big feet
having to hide from the balrog when you were a lowbie...
New rule: If you're a politician, your descendants are banned from running for office for seven generations. 49 generations if your spouse is a politician also
lmao fuck off gusano
oh, german. that explains it.
hey bsky mods everyone calling me "dip shit" "chart fucker" and " pasty minnesota bitch boy" should be banned immediately
the manhattan project for more babies is just when you let a group of scientists observe you doing it in the middle of a desert
you're a nurse, aren't you
uh
how is he fighting fascism, exactly
mom is 4'11" and dad is 5'8
nah, i am short as hell. even my taller sister is only 5'4"
uh
that wasn't even true *before* he became president
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
the perspective is probably just off the door is oddly proportioned
i am 5'1" how much shorter can i be????
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civic engagement isn't generally high up on your list of priorities when starving to death, yeah
i remember once i tried one of them out, and asked for a list of obscure historical murders, and it provided a list that was jack the ripper and then four historical novels. asked for actual murders and it kept giving at least one novel each time.
the alternate universe where i am a nurse
Every time I look at our pictures, I almost lose my mind from the weight of longing. I am still here for our children, for the promise between us. I will go on, I will fight Until we meet again. chuffed.org/project/sharif
... no i just literally have no idea who he is or what he's done
i mean, he did have that shotgun story. that was, in retrospect, a bit of a hint.
I’m Sakher, and I’ve been silent here for days— not because I’m okay, but because even internet and electricity are luxuries we barely have in Gaza. The truth is, nothing has gotten better. My family and I are still suffering every single day.…. 🙏💔 GFM: gofund.me/f116bf44
why?
Nobody appreciates art anymore. I’m from the burnt bottom of the chart If my name were " Sharifenshi "with a pipe in my mouth, and I painted a black dot on the wall, they’d call me a genius. Anyway, never mind all for the sake of art 🎨😎
... also people very much mount campaigns against viv
... so you jerked off to him?
i constantly think about this post
every grey hair i get i'm like "this is the one where people stop assuming i'm a teenager" and yet
