Every picture of this garden gnome looks like Dr Sam Beckett just quantum leaped into his body right this second and hasn't figured out what's going on yet
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Every picture of this garden gnome looks like Dr Sam Beckett just quantum leaped into his body right this second and hasn't figured out what's going on yet
Entire agency needs to be RIFd
You're going to see a lot of "he's a violent antifascist leftist" and "he's a groyper" but the core of Tyler Robinson's motivation is almost certainly that he's an online-poisoned idiot gamer.
So many grifters and shit stirrers on both sides who got us into this divisive mess suddenly being like "Hey now, easy there"
This same outlet previously posted this:
WHAT DID I DO
Happy Ted Cruz Liking Porn on Main Day to all who celebrate.
Trump is gonna come back from his stroke and say trans rights are the civil rights issue of our time. The Reserve Fetterman.
uhhhhhh
so donald trump had a stroke right
Everyone always asks me for Jeff 🦈
this post is very verdict
It’s done! 🔥 The original painting and prints will be up on the site in the morning ☺️✨🎨 “I've never seen an elf get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that wizard passed by when he did, otherwise you'd be lifting up your schnutz to tie your shoes.”
My TL seems to be back to normal.
The greatest minds in history are on the case
i cannot begin to emphasize how little reason there is to believe details like this from and as interpreted by the Kash Patel FBI—and i'm not even saying this in a "they're clearly trying to set up a false flag" way, Kash is such an incompetent ideologue that he might not know what he's looking at
Any shooter who initially gets away is widely assessed to be a professional hitman because people generally wildly overestimate the abilities of law enforcement investigation
“We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt cheeks than we will reaching Mount Doom before daybreak.” This one should be finished today - thanks for the lovely words so far!✨🎨
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
I swear a kid with a lemonade stand has a better sense of how to manage a business
oh. thanks period tracker. it really does fly. kind of like. well
Placed podcasters to run FBI DOGE cuts to FBI A lot of people fired from FBI All their focus was shifted to immigrants Pissed off world with tariffs and broken agreements Only ally keeps wanting to escalate things Now all focus on finding assassin 9/11
Fucked up to think that to find the assassin you have to rely on 2 podcasters and a department that had a lot of layoffs and budget cuts by the world's now 2nd richest moron.
If they're not going to get rid of RFK Jr., everyone just ignoring him as if he has no authority also works for me.
BREAKING The killer of Charlie Kirk remains at large. FBI Director Kash Patel just now: “The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency.”
BREAKING: FBI says 2nd suspect in Charlie Kirk shooting has also been released. Shooter still at large
The boat full of civilians Donald Trump mass murdered in the Caribbean had already turned around by the time the US decided to kill them. Rear Adm. Donald J. Guter: “If someone is retreating, where’s the ‘imminent threat’ then?” “Where’s the ‘self-defense’?"
podcasters 🫡
Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
The streak continues:
what a fucking way to find out magic is real
The calls for a crackdown on democratic political opposition have already begun.
Hearing it was from 200 yards too. And he had a big head but they went for the carotid artery. Did he just... to distract from... They even released the UAP taking that hellfire missile too.
Flags at half-mast for some dude who just went to colleges with gotcha questions and edited videos.
This reply is fucking killing me dude
You don’t think they…?
At some point, the white community is going to have to do something about the high rates of crime in white neighborhoods.
Robotrek
Everything but releasing the Epstein files
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
...I think your request got misdirected.
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
A weapon to surpass Warwolf
3 baddies with the power of music? sign me up #kdh #ffx2
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These also artificially inflate the number of openings that appear in jobs reports as well, which makes the economy seem healthier than it is.
"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
Why do I say that? Originally the Haitian TPS was supposed to end in September but it is currently in court limbo. They still went with the scheduled timeline. Everyone is going to be looking Haitian to them.
Now that SCOTUS has said that racial profiling is fine and they are doing their blitzkreig in Chicago, they will start going after black people for sure. This was planned and they are not straying from the timeline.
We are always just one bad alien coffee shop order away from annihilation.
Aliens: Was that fucking turbulence?
Not happy with just the possibility of starting WWIII, the US wants to start War of the Worlds.
The Hyundai problem is a hell of a lot worse.
Maybe they'll have better luck distinguishing between the Haitians who are in court limbo with their TPS status and the black people in Chicago.
report from former student yesterday that they were instantly auto-rejected from a civilian position to which they were specifically invited to apply; they were given menu in HR portal to opt-out of feeding their materials to AI, and doing so seems to have opted them out of any consideration
I've always thought of it as losing a game of chess to a dog, but that works too.
Nepal having an actual social media revolution: (predominantly young) ppl went out into the street to protest the govt shut down of social media sites, police fired live rounds, killing dozens this weekend, now the parliament is on fire and the prime minister has just stepped down (like, this hour)
The Abundance Guys are selling fake solutions in order to protect the oligarchs funding their fancy conferences, their think tanks, their new Substack blogs, and their speaking tours. Pass it on.
It keeps happening!!
This is both sound advice and how you end up sliding into totalitarianism: The safest personal course of action is to pre-comply in a way that helps the authorities do their job more efficiently.
They aren't even competent enough to cook their own numbers.
"Hear me out... what if we tattoo a QR code on their arm so that they would not have to carry their ID"
April of this year: Matt Yglesias Tweets his support for a national ID system that allows the government to demand you prove your citizenship at any given time. Yesterday: Matt Yglesias finally realizes the downside of this fascist policy when he realizes this could apply to him too
Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest
Here’s what just happened: Trump sent a peace deal to Hamas, Hamas met to discuss it in Doha, where the U.S. is mediating talks and has a base,and Israel bombed them, presumably with US support.
Seeing MAGA comments on the Hyundai plant stuff is maddening. I know they are stupid, but their stupidity is reaching levels I have never seen before. The cult aspect is definitely in full control now.
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Has his incel army done the defense of "actually he drew a 400-year-old witch"?
fixed it
When I first heard that he drew a woman's body, I was thinking it would be like some big anime tiddies. He definitely drew the opposite of big anime tiddies for a reason. He's on the list.
As someone who watches anime... Why did he draw the loli?
Every damn day is a new horror.
The Hyundai thing pisses me off so much. Basically saying that international companies should not invest in the US because their trainers could get treated horribly. You then got MAGA idiots that don't know shit saying that Hyundai cheated the US by hiring Koreans. These dense mf'ers.
JUST IN: Lawyers for Jeffrey Epstein’s estate have given Congress a copy of the birthday book put together for the financier’s 50th birthday, which includes a letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist. On Monday, House Oversight Committee confirmed this, per WSJ
Benefits of being married to me include texts like this
Wives during the speech when they notice their husbands nodding at everything he is saying.
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
i cant believe im president
My god, bookmarks, finally
Drive-by Sandwiching up 100%
DC should now do crimes.
Disgusting and unsurprising
Gonna be fun seeing the fallout of pissing off a billion people.
Cockk pipe
Dude removing vaccines to get unheard of serial killer numbers.
Weird so they do understand the concept of an identity affirming name change.
They fell in love with their AI gf
Hard times make hard men, but we should be seeing a doctor just for how long we've been this hard.