"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A 12/10 banger
God bless bluesky
I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover
You'll never guess who funds Hallow, the prayer app recommended by the White House. (It's Peter Thiel and JD Vance).
Jesus. There is literally always a tweet.
Imagine if I suddenly just started caping for this being all normal, actually
Trying to type a response but I’m so fucking jealous I can’t focus
Deep-fried resistance speak and should use a keyboard. Lethal combo
OOOHHHH oooohhhh Gotcha Yes
27 years for Michael Pratt, ringleader for GirlsDoPorn's sex trafficking operation. Five years above the prosecution's request, after the judge listened to 5 hours of gut-wrenching statements from almost 40 victims www.404media.co/michael-prat...
Article has: “The Pashcow letter included a photo of a posterboard-sized check for $22,500, which had been mocked up to appear that it was sent from Trump to Epstein.” Obviously they’re guessing as much as we are, but
And they say art criticism is dead
I thought it was some charity event for $22,500 and once that dude had the photo he made the joke
these dudes live weird fuckin' lives and give weird fuckin' birthday gifts
Just a photo of Epstein happily holding up a novelty check, made to look like Donald Trump paid him $22,500 in exchange for a “fully depreciated” woman from Epstein.
yeah, for sure everyone wants to wear the device that judges your parenting 24/7
oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic
Honestly remarkable for a short written work to make zero sense line by line while still conveying something very, very clear in the aggregate
Trump: we both like to do illegal things Epstein: we sure do. Very illegal things Trump: some say pedophilic Epstein: probably everyone would say that Trump: happy birthday buddy
One of the real underreported things (I think!) about AEW going PIP for breaks is: they're waaaay more DVR proof. If you want to watch the action, the commercials will play in front of eyes. I'd bet that also counts for the money on the ad buy from the Turner side
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social been beating this drum for a bit, but there are Live+3, Live+5 and Live+7 ratings numbers for cable. I'd be really interested in the SD numbers of USA considering how low the live has been, and AEW pre- and post-HBO Max deal
Carter explaining to the press that he kicked out Manson because he stole Squeaky Fromme
this is another of those bizarre things where if your local city councilperson did it there'd be incredible outrage but nobody cares if the president of the united states does it
Obviously it is Bad but he doesn’t have the kind of bit brain. Kudos for not doing nipples tho
I’m sorry, there is no way that dude would consciously use his sig as pubic hair. He doesn’t have the brain for it. If he did, the dumbest vagina would be drawn under
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.
the whole basis of the legal model of judicial decision making is that you don’t just vote, you give reasons — in part because even bad reasons can either be argued against or act as a constraint on your behavior later. that falls apart if we’re just voting now.
The hotel and airline bankrolled challenge to the Olympic wage *did not qualify* for the ballot according to the LA County Registrar. This means the city’s Olympic wage ordinance , $25/hour beginning this year and $30/hour by 2028, goes into effect for tourism workers immediately
the maga constitution doesn’t allow any institution, public or private, to explicitly work to ameliorate racial inequality but allows the government to racially profile
By putting this on bsky Stonks this is now your only business. In a fee years you too will be able to afford Florian Wirtz
Okay, I’ve done it! If you know anyone with a little cash to burn and a deep love for their animal companions, please share this with them www.aknitomy.com/shop/p/custo...
i can't believe they built me into the app
Trump claims crime is down to "virtually nothing" in DC & adds the crimes that are happening are "much lesser things. Things that take place in the home they call crime. You know, they'll do anything they can to find something. If a man has a little fight w/the wife they say 'this is a crime. See?'"
Enjoy Cuomo’s framing of this election as extortion, one way or another
the election season Trump sales pitch (propped up by useful idiots like Matt Stoller) was that Trump 2.0 would be a lot like Lina Khan, taking serious aim at corporate power In reality, they've destroyed all functional consumer protection and corporate oversight and fired critical commissioners
A very good price (objective) for a very good website (biased). People that subscribe tend to stay subscribed, at a much higher rate than industry norms. I think it's because the writing is so good, but again I am biased, there.
Most people are not huge pieces of shit, and people who try to convince you they are are either selling you something or selling you out.
Hot damn Josh pulling a Kloppo
Another way of looking at this chart is that everything being done by the government is to keep 73% of self-identified Republicans, and virtually no one else, "satisfied, happy or thrilled"
File this in the "systematic problems with immigration law" box. The Victorian-era "Crimes involving moral turpitude" concept has been part of US immigration law for over a century, and it holds that any fraud crime (including passing a $25 bad check) can be grounds for deportation or exclusion.
Oasis is in town and the bucket hat quotient has gone up 600%
69% percent of Democrats and 21% of Independents are either furious or angry.
Approval of interracial marriage only passed 50% in, yes, the mid 1990s. news.gallup.com/poll/354638/...
Highest level of support since Gallup started asking this question a quarter century ago
Another, less-recognized element in addition to the thread is that the *Valley* went hard. Avelo's flights from Burbank got so much pushback that the company bailed
A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje
So the state’s largest economic development project is the site of a raid where the feds held 300 economic ally partners hostage. Now the detained employees are awaiting their government to send a charter plane to take them back to South Korea from the Savannah area.
saw this tweet and checked my calculator history and I'm losing it
If they have the roof closed, this will be a nightmare
A visual aid—two of the main sites of DHS/ICE activity OTG in Chicagoland right now are not in Chicago proper*, the end
Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.
Read this thread. LA made life a living hell for ICE until they gave up and ran away. Every other city they target can--and will--do the same
There is a wagging the dog feeling to dudes in Security Forces — the camo, the giant tac vests, etc. — On The March. It’s what they do. It’s what viewers are used to. It’s been an image on your TV for as long as NCIS has been on the air. It’s normal, and comfortable.
Would love to know how often/how far the average Trump travels. Raised on a diet of foreign war b-roll, what is the difference between Fallujah and New York? Eastern Ukraine and Chicago? It’s all the sane distance on the flat screen.
Twitter fries everyone's brains who remain on it. I think it's that simple. Reasonable people completely convinced they're wholly immune to a website designed expressly to deliver Nazi propaganda to its users, suddenly expressing deep sympathy with the vaccine-hating hoi polloi. Buncha marks
Hats, patches, challenge coins…fascist paramilitary goons dressing up their crimes with personal merch from DC to LA and everywhere in between
Did they even book MJF?
real problem that democratic politicians fetishize being “responsible” and “the grown ups”
If you don't understand the importance of catharsis in electoral politics, you probably shouldn't be anywhere near strategy meetings. This attitude--"voters need to stop being so insistent that we DO stuff"--is a plague.
Let's be clear what this image represents. Those skull masks were first popularized on the far right by a very specific Nazi terror movement that began on the pro-terror Ironmarch forums and entered mainstream news with the Atomwaffen Nazi terrorist murders. THAT is the reference here.
I love these Hello ICE posters from Chicago - we need a Boston version.
We used to be a real country, a country that made football movies starring Al Pacino
This “solo dev” and “only 3 devs” rhetoric is getting truly dangerously out of hand. Investors see this and think “I only have to pay 3 people” and the result is severely overworked and/or underpaid people and a subpar product. We need to stop treating outsourcers and contractors like ghosts.
This is Scarlett Johansson’s 36th most viewed movie on Letterboxd
The Man Who Wasn’t There, a collection of early Prestige TV’s great actors
When couch goes from friend to foe
"where do centrists find our Mamdani" is going to live in my brain
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
More true than I realized when I made it.
CMLL uploaded this and it feels like a picture that would be part of a religion
This sounds like the set-up for another attempted murder
Gonna say: smol actually Big
Amazing how many articles there were about “Kamala Harris, what does she do? What policy debates does she participate in? How is she “messing up the border?” And the current VP is just a full on shitposter and the political press goes, “ah well, nevertheless”
Blueskyism
I’m not convinced these guys even like money at this point. Their true love is fraud
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
FUUUUCK should have put up a spoiler tag I’m so sorry
It’s pretty inscrutable (the shark never says what it wants) but enjoy
Watching Hudsucker Proxy, the Timeless Toni Storm prequel I did not know I was missing
she's done, finally 😮💨 client is picking up today!
good god
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"They're really beautiful girls. The best girls. You wouldn't believe they are as young as they say. I wish you could join us but Jeffrey is very selective." FBI HANDLER: I'm going to need more specifics, Mr. Trump.
I can't get this out of my head, so now you have to look at it too
That’s right: Frank Stallone
three men with main character complexes FIGHT to come SECOND in mayoral race
sssssshhhhhh!!!
If there was anyone who needed a podcast (that some poor soul with listen to and clip and put up on the internet for my amusement) it's Adams
this gets a particular type of neocon harder than a diamond
Eric Adams: "There has been so much speculation, communication, announcements. ... Andrew Cuomo is a snake and a liar. I am in this race."
Folks,.
Just a note that they wouldn’t be doing this if they didn’t believe they will make this much money by using these copyrighted works and cannot make it without using them.
Wake up babe, new kind of do-rag based eugenics just dropped from the dumbest man alive.
Heard he had some 🔥 tweets tho
Just Announced – John Carpenter Residency at the Egyptian Theatre! The series begins with a special members-only 45th anniversary screening of THE FOG (1980) + Q&A with filmmaker John Carpenter & producer Larry Franco on Fri. 9/12 at 7 pm. www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...
