The entire news media industry is swamped with gutless despair peddlers who would sell you to the devil for a good headline
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The entire news media industry is swamped with gutless despair peddlers who would sell you to the devil for a good headline
Immigrants are a social good, anti-immigrant propaganda is basically all lies, and any approach to the "problem" that doesn't start form those two points is worthless
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
Buckle up, babes, the fattening is almost upon us. Mark your calendars: Fat Bear Junior: September 18-19 Fat Bear Week: September 23-30
I do remember an episode where Andy brandished a rifle to deal with some robbers but he didn't fire it
This is mainly a result of my own personal righteous hatred but I will throw a party when this company finally dies
Side note I'm glad my phone finally started allowing me to watch YouTube videos on bluesky without having to open YouTube because I have an app installed that instantly crashes YouTube when a short is opened
idk, denim nord
Decades of media presenting them as the coolest dudes on earth repeatedly slams against the reality of the fact that seals really are the dumbest assholes enlisted in the military who have fucked up every mission they get their hands on, even the successful ones
Flattened, breaded and fried, on toasted Italian with Greek yogurt spread. I felt powerful just making it
The manifesto is a form of communicative game (in the most academic, sociological sense of that word) and by plumbing them for depth, you are engaging in the exact behavior they desired. The audience is not the target, the audience is the goal.
Me eyeing the pork chops in my freezer about to make the fourth pork chop sandwich of the week
I definitely got hooked on the financial diet after their video on the buy now pay later crisis
When I'm as broke as I currently am I do have a habit of gravitating towards personal finance videos but that kind of stuff really is just a strain of slop content isn't it
That guy is such a shithead. At least Ramsey mostly only grills people with high incomes
I like maybe 30% of what he says which really just boils down to very basic personal finance like "paying cash for things is better than financing" and "stop buying expensive shit and you'll have more money" Groundbreaking stuff
I unironically believe that this game needs to flop for the good of everyone
"please don't put it in the paper that I'm mad"
Big props to whoever wrote the script of this PBS doc “Soul of the Ocean.” I am moved as hell! “They get a buzz out of doing things together. Symbiosis can be traced as far back as bacteria. “Cooperation was built into life from the start and manta, angel fish and us, we all feel it.”
I like receiving recognition for my work but vague validation makes me feel like I'm being infantilized. Relying on that stuff to make you feel better about yourself is just gonna break your brain even worse
Podcaster
White Nationalism is so pathetic and immediately an indicator of microscopic horizons. We live on a rock in space with animals and humans in a vast universe of unfathomable age. Wrapping yourself in the flag and people who look like you is the same developmental rung as a pacifier and blankie
I left that place in 2020 and still felt like that was about 8 years too late. We need to study the brain of a person who chooses to still use that app
This image has become a major part of my online identity in recent days
Choose your fighter: Shithead Fuckhead
I'm sure old me is really gonna appreciate all the weight stress I've put on my knees in my 20s. Here's hoping I become a millionaire by then or we figure out this universal healthcare thing
Most people treat themselves with expensive cars and luxury clothes when they strike it rich but if I ever come into possession of a million dollars first thing I'm doing is getting rid of my old shitty teeth and getting fancy new ones put in
Hey at least it'll be a whole lot easier to load sixteen tons in zero g
I throw more away in the process of making dinner than there is on that plate
I have the exorcist and the exorcist III in 4k sitting on my shelf and as much as having an incomplete trilogy bothers me, I think having that movie in my home will devalue the entire collection
Billy Skeets
Once again, I'll vote for anyone who promises to completely strip Florida of its sovereignty forever
Pork chop sandwiches
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
What's interesting, coming from someone who did it as a primary source of income for 5 months, is that the other end of doordash is equally as shameful. Not just dealing with unreasonable customers, but the fact that vendors will treat you like a scumsucking piece of shit for choosing that job
Shame is the most pure consequence of violating the social contract, bring it back
Real gourd heads know what's up
Social media has created this perversion in people's minds that every corner of the Internet should be accessible and palatable to them personally, and anything that isn't is a failure by default. I think if bluesky wants to survive it should function more like a walled garden from the old Internet
You gotta make the first door code in your game 0451 to let them know you're a real gamer
Because I'm superficial, how something looks on a shelf is very important to me, and these movie bundles always look like shit unless it's a box set. I just want the one movie please
Are these people stupid or lying? Does the difference even matter
I think I've gained like 40lbs since 2020 so I think I missed the memo
When you say you love queer people and preserving democracy and you get that trenbolone stare
Once I get some money saved up and my current shitbox paid off I'm gonna pay cash for an old Ford ranger. Legit one of my favorite trucks ever
Lose any amulets today?
When I was a kid there was an old guy named Ernie who cut my hair, and one of my favorite parts was getting coke from one of these machines
But where else will I slip sweet tea after a hard day in the fields
The last gasp of corn fed white boys in politics. We didn't know how good we had it
"they took this from you" *photo from a cigarette ad*
In my prolonged unemployment arc I have slowly become a Guy, which isn't where I saw my life going
2am ribeye with tomato rice and cottage cheese with marmalade
If I was president and somebody nuked silicon valley I'd give them a free pass
Bad ending: we stop seeing him in public, at all, but he's never officially declared dead, and decisions continue to be made in his name
"looking very decrepit this morning, milord"
I can't wait for this notification to hit everybody's phone
I wouldn’t have it any other way
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Who died/got arrested
One of the best scenes of better call Saul is when Mike pretends to be a safety man at a warehouse and grills the managers for all their OSHA violations
The only reason to dig her up is to shoot her again
I'm gonna keep banging this drum until it happens, Sam Altman belongs in the worst prison in the country
They should require a work history background check before you're allowed to buy a cowboy hat
Sure. Okay. That. That's remarkably simple
I really appreciate the drive that modders have to turn Bethesda games, which are all relentlessly unsexy, into full blown porn games
The epic bacon of our time
and then we all packed it in and went home
*tragic cause I love cream soda,
Never really loved that one, cause I love cream soda almost as much as I love Dr pepper
It's because of these idiots that I do a reflexive double take literally any time I see the number 88
I need to hear the Pope say go birds
Surely Caeser will lay down his arms before crossing the pomerium *holds finger to ear* aw nuts
Everyone should think about the Roman empire less, but they should think about the Roman Republic A LOT MORE
I care more about the last 50 years of the republic than do the preceding 500 years of the empire
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
There isn't a single thing that could happen to Sam Altman that I would consider too cruel
Wait I have access to a crow brb
I wonder what the W stands for
"also make sure you bring your phone and take plenty of pictures!"
I have a suspicion that Mr Van Cleef's build has been mildly embellished in this image
One can only hope that he continues the family tradition started by his uncle and father
Union station, DC
Ngl I've had this dudes number for a while. Not saying I saw this kind of heel turn going but still
Like Cowboy Bebop? Did you know there was a PS2 game only released in Japan? Did you know I released a full English translation of it that you can play now? Check it out here: github.com/SONICMAN69/B...
I've definitely gone full circle in the past decade from "that's fucked up, your parents don't let you have a cellphone" to "that's fucked up, your parents let you have a cellphone"
I think that a lot of people waste a lot of resources on it but I do find lawn care to be cathartic. I love work where you can visualize the progress you've made easily
I'm pretty sure correctional officer training has more physical requirements than whatever the hell this goofy ass obstacle course is
It's prison rules, beef gets settled without getting the authorities involved
First the lettuce, now this. The slow dismantling of the cheeseburger will doom us all
obsolete
so close! that is a field
The Bismarck isn't even a particularly fuckable boat I mean-
And if that business is a restaurant, it's actually a Denny's ghost kitchen
Admittedly I do genuinely despise those gas cans, but my solution to that is to buy a used one from a few decades ago, not voting for fascists
It's kind of an association thing, people who know talking heads through memes know about the suit, and once in a lifetime is likely the first song that comes to mind for them, even if it's not necessarily their biggest song
I'm starting to feel like this guy is banking on a successful fascist takeover just to keep his ass out of prison
I don't know what specifically this is about but I think the sentiment is pretty much universal