atreides nuts (@afivegantenna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
anyone youβre not looking at might be dead
she/her. late 30s. already dead. signal: megagarbage.65 ποΈππ¦
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view profile on Bluesky atreides nuts (@afivegantenna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
anyone youβre not looking at might be dead
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
why am i doing this I'm going to sleep
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
showing him the video. says those windows are sealed and you can't open them. tariffs are why we're leading with ai. why we have anything really. americas basically been a smol bean getting bullied for so long. economically. big announcement about religion in a couple weeks.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
chicago is super dangerous. baltimore, la. dc is perfect now. black ppl in chicago want donald trump to save them and he will. bmore too. woke bad. some ppl born to be criminals. tariffs are great. we're doing great. immigrants want to get rid of tariffs. trash out the window video probably ai.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
ok here we go alabama space force thing. "rocket city". "high frontier" shout outs and babble. mail in voting bad. "golden dome". long round of sycophancy. something about shooting down a drug boat and the iran strike. venezuela scaremongering. haha im not dead. says some teachers would carry mb.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
some guys strollin around like that's all that's goin on
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
golf cart just went down the road
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
very funny tbqh
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
I dont think hes even actually made the Alabama announcement yet like all the sources for that are just "some guy" and the ap live stream is just the white house from afar lmao it's just the only thing anyone has to report on so its making the rounds
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
he hasn't showed up yet lol
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
a body can breathe and a body can stop, i think that's really about it
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
i need to be degassed like a cow
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
i really only want to hear about glinner if he dies
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
she thinks my beefys weefy
We Have Always Existed: Transgender History (@transgenderhistory.bsky.social) reposted
Then why aren't you calling her Birdetta, you stupid asshole manual writer?
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
watched bc its listed as a main inspiration for portrait of a lady on fire, very good but uh lmao
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
the piano (1993) 5 stars, miserable fucking movie
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
need met tyyyyyyyysm
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reposted
hello again it's me megan asking for $80 for the next week to get dry cat food for a month ($20) litter ($13) and assorted necessities and groceries ($45) ty to u all for ur support wrt helping us survive. as always it's appreciated if u can help and ok if u can't pp/vm megagarbage πΈπ πΈππ³οΈββ§οΈ
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah so weβre farming these new animals called nutrigores (awesome name lol). They taste pretty bad and are bad for you and each one drinks 300 gallons of water a day lol. So basically, how are you incorporating nutrigores into your dietflow? Keep in mind that sometimes a guy will want to date one
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
i think everyone should make my friends and acquaintances lives easier instead of harder
juiΓ§e (@fruitofreality.bsky.social) reposted
"Girls just want to have fun" edit of the ladies in Portrait of a Lady on Fire hanging out (playing cards, reading stories, having abortion, having sex, doing drugs, painting pics) Emphasis on the "Some guys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world"
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
you know which shot
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
CΓ©line Sciamma is the cause of the great 2020 armpit lesbian awakening
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
))<>((
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
that's right u gotta stay regular
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
in glad ur all excited for my announcement 12 hours from now
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
i need to learn how 2 make bao dough and nice soft bao
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
it's a little overly goopy but it's good
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
heres ur bowl of teriyaki chicken fried rice @princessofbluesky.bsky.social
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
yah this was frozen dough so i just kinda squished dried cranberries into it when balling them next batch ill put them in the dough
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
update: preddy good
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
yah
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
"shoot your" silksong
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
don't be hsts, jeffrey
β¨πbossyπβ¨ (@princessofbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
Nothing is embarrassing
erin plasma (@plasmasword.bsky.social) reposted
hi everyone here's your erin update i got a job but this lady hasnt hit me back about new hire forms and im paranoid about being ghosted even tho today's a holiday and i don't know when my 1st payday'll be, prob not for weeks so any help on current goal'd be appreciated ko-fi.com/plasmasword/...
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
hi lauren
Null convention (@nullconvention.bsky.social) reposted
People talk to me like "your lack of revolution pales in comparison to my voting and losing every four years" but a revolution is not all bang bang, a lot of it - most of it, most of your life - is building each other up. No violence has meaning without a world you build up, without community.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
bring me my hotdog buns, cuck
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
this is one of americas designated national shopping days
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
it's not called labor day bc you get the day off, wagie
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
smells like middog in here
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
give em a right ol jamesin
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
oi lad pipe down or ill james'r balls
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
think more about the crimes of your future
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
magical mr mistoffelees heard blasting from underground near bedminster nj
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
I'm driving my 6 speed hyundai back and forth over the cocks of world leaders im spinning the tires
emma π§Ώ $40/240 (@blackpansyx.bsky.social) reposted
Starting a new #mutualaid goal of $500. Right now Iβm $400 away from having rent, due on 3rd. Iβd really like to be able to get $100 of groceries by Wednesday when the sales are over. Anything is appreciated, shares included ππΈ #helpfolkslive2025 #helpsky #mutualaidrequest CA/venmo: blackpansyx
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao it's jd
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
time flies but stock markets crash
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
idk who needs to be near dead and beautiful precisely over there but it sure seems like my friends could use it
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
feels sorta like some bigballs type is vibeposting using trumpgpt and just is too zooted on the high of the moment or whatever to really care
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
i know we're kinda in america trifecta of hopeful demise rn but can we get like starmer gets his legs run over by a lorry or similar going on across the pond pls
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
simple facts for people to ponder is incredibly guy doing a bad impression coded.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
bela lublueskys dead
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reposted
i think a lot of ppl who think they have a handle on the demographics of this site have a poor understanding of the type of siloing this place is and will be prone to
Jack Graham (@timescarcass.bsky.social) reposted
If someone had rounded up every Nazi in Germany in 1934 and machine gunned every last one of them into pits, that would have been a morally good, praiseworthy, and humanitarian action worthy of eternal gratitude. Just saying.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
you will NOT extend my cooling rods kitten
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
just get it over with already
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
someone go ahead and make like cringe daddy dom character chat model stuxnet go ahead put some thing that spits out sentences like "you will be mine kitten and you love it now graaaaagh show me how much you want me sweetcheeks" into the nuclear power control panels
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
that ain't gonna work out, glad to have learned this lesson long before now
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
u can have a bowl ofc
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
anyhow i will be making delicious chicken teriyaki fried rice tonight
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
is it mashed up peas and just like a .... meat gravy of some sort fine whatever
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
describe the taste and texture.
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
alright fine sell me on the mushy peas and gravy lets hear it i know there's something there it's not boiled meat
Coyote Cumslutress (@emma.meangirls.online) reposted
throwing down my 1985 ace in the hole:
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
the backup ham
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
don't tell me sweet little lies, ham hoarder
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
no good u gotta live
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
any of he
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
is he dead yet
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
we all could have
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
transphobe freaks eat shit until you burst
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
she figured it out
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
aww damn
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
tremchcoat
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
i recall lots about u
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/trut... eat lead
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
just saw a white millennial women say "my flabbers were gasted" and it made me feel physically ill great job sweatie
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
go my rats ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ begone shithead
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
it ain't bad
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
served with dippin gravy
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
lol
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
not yet
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
you won't be laughing soon when he's looking up at us from the afterlife
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social)
he was busy being americas mayor hero specifically for women and he got all the juices squeezed out of him by a cybertruck and you're all being so mean prayers up for giuliani
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
yurrrrp
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
the only cheese we have is colby jack rn in any case lmao
π³οΈββ§οΈ m e g a n π³οΈββ§οΈ (@megagarbage.bsky.social) reply parent
none i think i think its just gonna be like the leftover sausage gravy on pizza dough with idk possibly more sausage gravy to dip it in if there's too much for the pizza
lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reposted reply parent
not like me my friends are my friends because they havenβt pissed me off yet so i havenβt told them my laundry list of petty grudges ive been compiling about them. thatβs what true friendship is.
lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reposted
my haters only hate me because iβm off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. itβs fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.