Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I’m working tonight and this team is doing exactly what the Mariners have been doing (losing annoyingly all the time to ruin their playoff chances) so I cannot escape this brand of baseball
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I’m working tonight and this team is doing exactly what the Mariners have been doing (losing annoyingly all the time to ruin their playoff chances) so I cannot escape this brand of baseball
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I hate the Mariners. just put Harry Ford in, who cares. We have no other reason to play anyway.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
but like at the same time, I’d watch them read the phone book
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
me with like every favorite I’ve ever had
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
it’s the next day so perhaps I’m slow on the uptake here, but you mean to tell me Dan actually got tossed from a game on a day where he saw Sweet Lou? must have gotten some inspo from his former manager!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
as annoying as the Seattle Mariners are, I feel very confident that this would never happen with the guys we have. Completely unimaginable to me lol
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
really nice of these teams to help us out more than our own team does!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I swear to god when the Mariners and Astros play each other next both teams are going to find a way to lose every game. Just 3 straight L’s for everyone.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
They really got us good this time 😂
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad caught a Yard Goats home run ball, and my mom said Joey kept wanting to lick it. I wonder what flavor sunflower seeds the opposing pitcher was eating tonight 😂
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
shout out to my parents for bringing my dog to Hartford’s bark in the park night tonight! Went and pet him for a sec before I had to start working 🥰
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
never been so excited about a Yankees grand slam before!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
had to work tonight, sounds like I’m missing an exciting one! I’m scared to turn this game on 😅
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
a little of this, a little of that! I work on the gameday production staff. Sometimes I’m running the video board, sometimes I’m doing the actual baseball scoreboard operating part, sometimes I’m doing stuff on the streaming broadcast side
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
last week of home games for my MiLB job for the season 😭😭 i’m actually gonna miss my summertime vagabond lifestyle where I spend more nights crashing at different people’s houses & apartments within the greater Hartford area than my own place because it’s too far out of the way for weeknight games
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
good morning to none of the Seattle Mariners except Leo Rivas
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
diamondbacks help us out here pls
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
let this man be our next Dylan Moore!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
HA.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
well I think that inning will do it for me!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
idk what’s happening with Luis but it makes me really sad.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
then Brad Adam’s wireless mic doesn’t work hey maybe the camera feeds can all just die next
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Aaron Goldsmith: “we’re working on that scorebug for ya” don’t worry about it, Aaron, I don’t wanna see it anyway 😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
ugh this is a stupid game
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
what do they think we do over here??
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
also happy to see Leo Rivas come back. he’s a player that I love irrationally no matter how good or bad he is 🥰
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly this is so good for a September 1st move. It’s late in the season, Cal deserves to have a little work lifted off his shoulders and Ford is likely a better option than Garver. Plus he can play some other spots too.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
WAKE UP EVERYONE IT’S HARRY FORD DAY!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s almost 11 now. I don’t want him to age 😭😭😭😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
Hike #12: August 30, 2025 (day late in posting!) Joey is definitely getting older. He was happy to be out there, but he was noticably less energetic than usual. And he crashed hard when we got back. It made me really, really, really sad. Hoping it was just an off day for my sweet boy.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
wow the mariners actually gained a game in the AL west!!!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been doing this too! Besides the M’s I know now have the Phillies (regular helmet and a green Phanatic helmet), Mets, Rangers, Nationals (city connects version), and Reds. I’ve been to other stadiums but didn’t get an ice cream helmet
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
The Mariners won. The Yard Goats also won the game I worked today in a game so chaotic that we almost had a pitcher bat (he was on deck when the third out was made). The baseball was a little more fun today than yesterday.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
baseball is actually the dumbest sport ever invented and I hate it
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
the goats and the mariners have both disappointed me greatly today 😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks for listening, polo
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
cmon mariners i had to work in hartford tonight and our pitching struck out a franchise high 19 batters but still lost the game so i have had more than enough really aggravating baseball for one day so please stop doing this
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
the Mariners are on Fox tonight and this led to Cal getting a shoutout on Ohio State vs Texas which is just wild and made me very happy!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
as a woman with ADHD and severe time blindness it is wild that my dog has a much better sense of the passage of time than I do
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if right wing media is completely unaware of people talking about this
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
seems like pretty indisputable evidence to me!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
ahh ok the weekend at Bernie’s references are making much more sense now lol thank you
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
how the heck did it get started lol that’s where I am missing the plot here
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I have gathered that there is a lot of wild speculation going on lol
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
i fell asleep on the couch a few hours ago and now I just woke up and it’s 2:37 am and I’m scrolling through this app half asleep and like wtf is happening lol
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I am shocked that like absolutely no one was talking about it, honestly.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
His appeal hasn’t gone through yet but this happened last week! www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have been until Willson Contreras only got 6 games for throwing a bat that hit his own coach in the face!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
he was literally made for this ballpark we now have proof he needs to stay forever!!!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I also think it would be kind of fun if Kyle Schwarber would find a way to somehow beat out Ohtani on the NL side for MVP 🫠
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Ever since Cal broke the catcher home run record, I really am seeing more and more people - even random people in comment sections - in favor of him winning MVP over Judge. Hate to get my hopes up, but it does seem public opinion is shifting….
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
today’s been kind of a stupid day. I won’t say a bad day because that’s dramatic but it’s been an annoying day all I wanna do is go home and watch Gilmore Girls and eat nachos
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely 100% agree with you on this one, this is totally how it’ll play out. Unless one of them just has the worst September ever or something.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Really looking forwarded to shedding off all the angry Yankees fans from baseball fandom forever who swear they’ll never watch again if Cal wins MVP over Judge. Like okay, don’t threaten me with a good time
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
forgot to bring my earbuds to work today and it is shocking to see how much I clearly need them to focus 😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
you did!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I love Dan Wilson and I always will and I appreciate he keeps winning in mind over streaks like this regardless of the outcome of his decisions. I will forgive him, but at the moment I am very mad at him for pulling Woo when he did today.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I feel like with the Geno and the Luke Raley of it all and with them being responsible in some way for all the runs, today’s game was specifically scripted by the baseball gods just for @sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Oh good thank you Mariners!!! goms
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
please Mariners do not do this
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
like what happened with her and soup that stuck out to her so much? 😂
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I was half paying attention but then she said that and I just stopped what I was doing and looked at the TV like uhhhhh…..
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
is 2025 Eduardo Bazardo even human 😮💨🔥
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
one thing the Mariners have generally been pretty good at for a long time is that even though they don’t win or go to the playoffs, they always field a team of extremely lovable guys!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Angie Mentink: “We’ve all dropped a can of soup on our foot before.” Angie, I can confidently tell you I don’t think I have ever dropped a can of soup on my foot before 😂
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
this game has had so many stupid things happen lol
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
aw man sometimes i HATE ground rule doubles 😭😭😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
if we can win though that would help ease the pain!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I think if he had just gone out and had a terrible outing one day it would have been less crushing but the fact that he went 5 2/3 and missed the last out by milliseconds is destroying my soul
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woo didn’t get to finish the sixth I am DEVASTATED 😭😭😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
ok now that I’ve expressed my excitement I can actually drive the car now 😎
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Got in my car, turned on the baseball radio, and immediately was greeted by a Geno 3-run bomb. How nice of him!!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I have bad news for you about your shirts
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
well at least a one run lead doesn’t seem as bad as a five run lead
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
I turned the game on after I saw Randy hit a home run. Think I’ll stick around now!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
GENO? GENO!!!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
so Willson Contreras throws a bat and actually hits his own coach with it and gets a 6-game suspension while Victor Robles throws one in the vague general direction of the opposing pitcher but doesn’t even come close to making contact and he gets 10 games huh
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
like I love Luis with my whole heart I do not want to watch him have a bad time out there 😭😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
so I’m guessing I don’t want to watch the Mariners when I get home from work tonight? like I should probably take tonight off from them, it seems?
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
and the winner is definitely Cal, I haven’t even checked this at all and I am 100% certain of this
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Mickey Moniak annoyed me to no end when he was with the Angels. Now he’s with the Rockies and he’s beating up the Astros tonight so now I like him.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve mostly seen Astros fans say this which is just really funny
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
…. could have been worse, I guess 😭
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
They easily could have caught back up during this recent disaster stretch for Seattle and Houston but they did even worse somehow 🫠
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
he was most definitely that kid growing up that seemed super quiet but if you sat in front of him in elementary school he’d probably lightly poke you in the back with his pencil every now and then and take great delight in annoying you 😂
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Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
People may be focused on Taylor and Travis but I’m just over here already planning my June trip to Pittsburgh and Cleveland when the Mariners play there 🫠
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell that to the guy on the street corner.
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
should just be automatic wins for the M’s imo
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Cal’s just like “I have no idea what the fuck to do with this guitar” 😂😂😂 just give the man his trident!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
NEVER A DOUBT 🔱
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know that I like anyone else here, either!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, and also gain ground where we can vs the Astros
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
probably because the padres have had a lot of traffic all night and even a four run lead seems like a time to consider some leverage arms? that’s my guess
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf I yell this at the bullpen a lot
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
damn way to get out of that, matthew!
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social) reply parent
yes just check in on us once in a while!! 💙💙
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Chaos ball in its most literal sense like the baseball itself was chaotic
Megan Corcoran (@megancorcoran.bsky.social)
Well goddamn. Wouldja look at this!