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bo bichette laboured so we could relax (i don’t think this makes sense but go jays)
first ones done and i think i overcooked them (i was aiming for medium)
might be the last beach day of the year, gotta go big
today’s itinerary: - coffee - cook steaks -make a steak sandwich for the beach - beach - home - make apple pie focaccia - bed
bold of this couple to be having an argument in this very empty movie theatre in which there is them and me 10 seats over
good to know. i’m air frying it because i don’t have access to a grill so i’m already setting expectations low. it’s currently marinating in…..idk a bunch of random stuff i had lol
i have never made steak before that wasn’t like, frozen or preseasoned but this weekend i am determined to do it. i am also making apple pie focaccia bread and that scares me a lot less.
no not varsho take my hand instead i’m begging!!!!!
sleeping, cleaning, beaching (if the weather allows), maybe a cineplex $5 movie.
for whatever reason this year my mom wanted to look through my baby book on my birthday and she was a meticulous note taker. one day just said "allergic to penicillin" which was news to both of us. but my brother is anaphylactic to it so now i get to microdose it under strict supervision.
i have an allergy test this afternoon where i need to stay in the doctor's office for like four hours and all i can think about is how i excited i am to have four uninterrupted hours of reading time.
addison barger i’d take a bullet for you
consider it an investment for ur future!!
the only person this would mess with is me 😭
been really into looking at engagement rings lately (i am extremely single)
get allard of this nonsense
george springer i am so goddamn obsessed with you
sorry, sorry. just warming up for training camp.
ottawalliteration
no more consistent man in my life than the guy who sold me my nissan and texts me twice a year (my birthday and the anniversary of my purchase)
okay i like it picatsso
sent my friend a self-deprecating tiktok about myself and she replied “you core” and it hurt my feelings lmfao (i initiated, she is correct, it is fine).
sometimes i do get frustrated if i was hoping to get the actual video audio and not just a trending song BUT i’ve learned to look at what audio is used lol
i have my tiktok app set so that when i open it, it doesn’t play sound till i unmute so. so all day if i’m out or at work i scroll silently and save videos i think look good and then at night in bed i watch all my saved vids like an extra curated fyp
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
getting crazy tonight (mixed a cherry bubly with a lime bubly)
i will try to be more careful** **i will now exclusively be posting about ER in great detail
no no we got it don’t worry
rewatching ER ☺️ mark greene just discovered his tumour 😔
he’s gonna getcha
my first knitting project in like 4 years, just need a faux fur pom pom and i’m done
oh hell yeah, now that’s the way to do it
if i am required to be available or concerned about the happenings at work then i am not, in fact, on vacation
is there a better feeling than deleting slack and gmail off your phone before clocking out for vacation
yzerman looking at one of worst defensive/goaltending rosters the ottawa senators have ever iced and saying “yeah i gotta have that” should get him removed from the hall of fame
omg i forgot about JBD
actually wait first i'm going to michael's to buy knitting supplies. THEN i'm gonna do all that housework (maybe)
today is my last day before a week off so i'm going to try and do all my housework this afternoon (i'm off at 2) so that i don't have to do it on my REAL days off. the thought of ending the day with a shiny clean apartment with a lil candle lit while i eat ice cream is blissful.
Full page ad in the Globe & Mail today, for E.M. ❤️
in my head i was like "aw wouldn't it be so cute if he followed the instructions just because i asked him to and he thought of me every day when he did it" god it's a nightmare having this brain sometimes lmao
at an old job i had an office crush and i asked him to take care of my desk plants while i was gone and i made up instructions like "i talk to them every day and say nice things" thinking it would mean he liked me back if he did them and then instead he asked someone else to take care of them lol
same vibe (respectfully)
he’s the neighborhood watch
so what i'm gathering from this is we all just need to be a bit kinder to ourselves and cut ourselves some slack (not me tho)
had too much work on my plate told people i had too much work on my plate had work removed from my plate feel guilty for telling people i had too much work on my plate and needing help worried my coworkers hate me and think i'm difficult (they don't and i'm not)
@amyboughner.bsky.social @andy-sens.bsky.social a hilarious series of events
i listened to him on 1200 this morning and i've never heard someone so disappointed over something so good for the city
as part of therapy i’m supposed to journal and today i was feeling very self-critical so i decided to write a list about nice things about me and then my pen ran out of ink which is a helluva way to end off a day don’t you think?
kathy najimy’s performance in sister act is truly an all-timer
BREAKING: local woman so snoozey, might not be able to go on
✨👁️👁️✨
every team in the cfl has like an 0-10 record but has already clinched a playoff spot and is a grey cup favourite
de feces men is how i refer to the leafs
addison barger you are so nice with it
we are but just with less structure, it’s fine.
yeah it's out there but hear me out..........................cubed up angel food cake to look like potatoes and then some type of add-ins/dressing.
the memories i made at the yogurtys down the street from my toronto apartment will never fade
like a crispy loaded baked potato salad?????? a chicken cesar pasta salad????????? A DESSERT PASTA SALAD OF SORTS???? the possibilities are endless.
world went to shit once we started getting rid of all the froyo places
fantasy draft bbq but it's a potluck of various starch-based salads
really want to make a potato salad
lol the blue jays baby
hahaha it's tough! i love the accent but the software does not lol
podcast transcription feature is having a hell of a time deciphering this man's newfoundland accent
had to clean off my windowsills because they’re cleaning the windows so now bo and alfie have a front row seat to all my procrastination
cold :(
dalton varsho my beloved
waited all weekend to make these muffins and just as i filled the tray, the oven broke. so that’s really cool.
new crush has be so down bad that i’m re-reading the texts i sent to my friends about it so i can relive the reactions
the thing about getting a tan when you exclusively wear high-waisted bikinis is that by august your torso looks like this
there’s one right outside our office and i can tell you the joy we all get from being able to go and sit outside at lunch is unmatched
feels like a subito lunch day
HEARTBREAKING: local woman over-exerted herself at work and now is starting to fade before company gathering at 5pm
david corenswet in a remake of george of the jungle, who says no?
jays starting to look a little too much like a toronto sports team for my liking
(i get dip on my fingers so i cant use use the same bottle). today’s major offense: the bottle is my toes vs what my fingers ended up being
no one is more colour blind than me at the nail salon trying to match my toes and my fingers
circling back to this post to share that yesterday my friend was like “have you heard anything about the new fantastic four movie?” And OUT LOUD i said “yeah my friend mister chestnuts said it was great” as though it was your government name
[them leaving an hour later]: it's not that i don't appreciate it, but what are we supposed to do with 15 rotisserie chickens?
yeah for sure sometimes the former prime minister of canada and one of the world’s most famous pop stars just grab dinner after going through respective breakups and it’s not a big deal
omg and john mayer!!!!
i don't post for the world, i post for the same 14 people that have interacted with my content since 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bluesky needs to implement locked accounts or circles or something because some of you guys are really weird
do you think JT would go blonde for her?
she literally wrote "the one that got away" about josh so you might be onto something here
katy perry going from josh groban to russel brand to orlando bloom to justin trudeau is an insane roster
meg can have a good hair day, as a treat
we’re so back baby
jays baby jays
huge news:
best buds
i’ll be so honest, james. I didn’t notice any of these issues lmao
hell yeah, can’t wait!!
no need for entrepreneurial to be spelled like that
if you were worried that moving from twitter to bluesky was going to stop me from oversharing, you were sadly mistaken
