Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron occasional slayer yeller My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
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FYI: Also if you are like me, 1001 album club is covering melon collie this episode.
All I can think of is David Cross’s Alvin and chipmunks rant.
Come on titan submersible situation…
I read Stephy KoRn as Stephen Korn… the brain is funny sometimes
Don’t forget screaming into the void.
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
Are precident
Is it hulk hogan’s tiny coffin with the Taco Bell dog?
*Posts Charlie Kirk photo* you cubs fans are so owned *Calls up Mike clevinger* meh no big deal
Then only people who care about infinite growth are investors who want to make an ungodly fortune out of speculation, not by being skilled at actually making a product people want to use.
*cry laughs in Vietnamese*
Wrong, they are eliminated! Only they get in now is if 4 loss Alabama has already gotten in
I only want a senator that listens to chapo 24/7 on a constant loop
ALABAMA WOULD’VE BEAT MIAMI
Facts:
Not my last Minnesota State fair post. However, this park and ride church ad goes extremely hard
They will have to trade Bedard because they are too busy covering all this bad paper. Good thing he’s not it I guess. Too small
Also, my hot sauce might be ready…
St. Joe River REPRESENT
And it’s still missing some photos because the better half took them or I straight forgot
Our fair haul This will be a lot of pictures
Wrong it’s Don or Don Jr. vs. Gavin. The great elder Doomer Gen Xers with Brain worms
Still getting caught come September
Dammit
Two: am I crazy but are these terrible names for pigs???
One: @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com HELLO
They are totally catching the cubs. We are still doing this right?
Over a season he’s worth about 4-8% better than mythical average left fielder
Alabama is still my number one team in the cuntry
WetButt23 or KatyPerrysBootyHole
@chibdm.bsky.social Annie made the Fair
Yes, I’m a fan of “Coach” GO SCREAMING EAGLES!
Good lord it’s already packed here it’s usually 6 or so when it’s been like this on a weekend
NO, NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ RFK?
Shit,
REAL ONES KNOW
Also if you dare, I will be carrying Malört
If he dies it will be hilarious
On our way to day 2 of the fair.
Nah he’s too busy demanding Tennessee fire their ole head coach for Jim Bob Cooter
Turns out it’s Louie Anderson
Vince McMahon finally pulled off the diesel and razor Ramon trick
Who did Vince get to play Fake Trump?
Terrific
ScarJoeyJoJo
Went to a card shop in Minneapolis and found some gold!!!
Police always lying
Love could get Johnny Knox and some 3rd string QB from IU or Iowa will go on to get them 13 wins
Incorrect devil magic doesn’t work that way
Or Bagent don’t forget about the current chosen one
Fielding Yost the champion of the west was always right and anyone who went there is an arrogant nerd that I dunked their head in the toilet.
All notre dame fans are racist honkeys.
FUCK HOJO
Explain this in Chicago terms?
Yes
Hopefully parsons blows out his knee sacking Caleb this leading to Bagentmania and the following next rube Iowa state backup
At least caleb sucks.
And the bears let the packers get Parsons.
This akin to Kyle Tucker signing with Cardinals
Vag is rolling over in her grave
Fire poles
Park and Ride church folk are getting more and more unhinged Fun fact: my better half was freshman at NYU during 9/11
Saw Bowie three times
The cubs will be in last place by Labor Day
Great hit there by Taylor. She let us know that Corey Patterson had the first Cubs’ splash hit in San Francisco on August 7, 2004. What she didn’t add was that what that game is slightly better known for. IT WAS GREG MADDUX’S 300TH WIN.
Name someone who should get a nobel Prize before dementia Don don, I'll start ... Michael Vick
Vibes are terrible again, grumble grumble
Todd Starnes disagrees
Tom Clancy’s Phat B!tch
Tom Clancy’s Naked Lunch
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title “Tom Clancy’s Gigantic Asses”
Sung to be tune of Peter Gabriel’s “Biko” 🎶Ni-Co, Nico, Nico, Niiiicooooo 🎶
He’s truly made it as a icon
Not good with the little bottles….
It me, I’ve been owned
The damage South Park did to entire generations of people by convincing them that caring is stupid should get them brought before The Hague.
The Butter Golems hunger for human flesh….
Royce white is afraid of Bluesky
I mean, if you can get a cardinals base layer for 28 bucks I’m not tell you not to
I did go back and get my extra 25% after some gentle needling by my better half.
At the fair they had twins jerseys 75% off. I was like “got any willi?” They were “we had some at the start of fair they are all gone. We still like him” Did buy a twins base layer. That they over charged me but whatever.
Best deal at the fair for soda
Why the fuck is the city on the hook for the actions of this asshole when he’s off duty?! And not even in Chicago? The guy should have to pay out of pocket.
Obligatory BEAR DOWN
One of the staples…
Gotta win this and the get it by his brother and then donate it to @torqpenderloin.bsky.social
Since Malört apparently doesn’t have a bluesky
@hockeenight.bsky.social
First thing ate: caprese cheese curds could do with out the toast I had a surly orange whip beer My girlfriend got the raspberry soft serve
Let’s goooooo also if you see me there may or may not be Malört
