- twinkish - autistic - daddy issues - hates his soulless job - falls for scary gay women that's a WOMAN
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- twinkish - autistic - daddy issues - hates his soulless job - falls for scary gay women that's a WOMAN
tbf caleb altemoc is the world's second most obviously lesbian woman do NOT @ me
baby Caleb just showed up and I am literally Reddit soyfacing in glee. I can't wait for him to become a corporate shill and fall for the worlds most obviously lesbian woman
that's literally what I'm in the process of doing and I can sincerely recommend it
max gladstone is one of those authors whom I would literally read a cookbook by because the style is just that Exactly My Shit. this is the prose equivalent of the coolest guy you know. this prose wears sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt over a bare chest and does bisexual finger guns at you
now (re-)reading
this is the Dutch equivalent of the cool S
I'm sorry guys I didn't mean for it to be mpreg
one of my more shameful traits is that when my English was still rather poor I used to think the song goes "Ra Ra Rasputin mother of the russian queen"
[all women]
shoutout to women who are pretty
im not transphobic out of any conviction it's just incidental because im afraid of hot people
I think we may have been too cautious with the nuclear option
some of u bitches aren't even karkat homestuck
man I fucking love the east coast, los angeles is a great city
leave it to the americans to name a region "the midwest" and then it's literally in the eastern half of the country
guy who thinks ayahuasca is a midwestern thing [he spells it iowasca]
reminder that I'm built like this
at the bottom of 3 vials of estradiol
han slayed first...
hi,
went from twinkish to not twinkish it truly is a travesty
getting into a committed relationship has been great for all aspects of my life except the fact that I gained weight because my brain became normal
(I am not actually currently built like this, ive gained a cup size and like 10 pounds)
reminder that I'm built like this
pov you're boymoding yes you're definitely boymoding that's why you bought that turtleneck sweater a year ago isn't it Mel that's why you bought it right not because it makes your tits look good and grabbable no clearly you're boymoding haha
The US when it learns that Estradiol injections have oil in them:
c cups are no impediment to boymoding if you know what youre doing
we need george lucas to make an even more HD version of a new hope but then put a yassification filter over every character
EGGS ACTLY
mmm hmm
YOU CAN TELL SHES FAILING AT IT BECAUSE NO TRANS WOMAN WHO EVER HAS TROUBLE PASSING IS THIS DERANGED
i am going to summon a micrometeor over your current location
THAT ONE IS JUST ME RIFFING ON AGP NONSENSE THAT DOESNT COUNT
YOU CANT BLAME ME FOR BEING A BIT SILLY WITH IT
LOOK,
THATS NOT EVEN RELATED TO THIS THE MASCULINITY COACH BIT IS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THERE ARE MANY MEN WHOM I COULD TEACH A HEALTHIER VERSION OF MASCULINITY
HOW IS THIS EARLY TRANS ENERGY
2000 billion dollar idea
promise?đ„ș
NO TF IM NOT
BOU
IVE LITERALLY GOT MASCULINITY COACH IN MY BIO SHES LATE TO THE PARTY
NO I JUST CANT DRAW
WOMANđ«”
take that weâre SO back rn
product idea
its TACTICAL and the cover has a GUN
GUN EMOJI
GIRL SHUT YOUR WOMANLY MOUTH
eh its fine if its feminizing, that only shows how secure i am in my masculinity
bruh i could never take estrogen, what am i, a trans woman? now estradiol however,
People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
guy who saw a tweet saying "all the hot girls have a tummy that goes ow" and now blames his irritable bowel syndrome on watching too much sissy hypno
line cook at the new vegas stew parlor: "soup er mutants? don't mind if I do!"
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get FUCKED
tbf I used to have testosterone and that DID make me want to explode though not violently
I'm replacing my regular insulin with a much more powerful form of insulin
I'm replacing my regular insulin with a much more powerful form of insulin
anyway vote green
Sultana's "I will always stand with trans people" didn't last very fucking long, did it.
this is what happens when you take DIY hrt btw you turn into venom from the spider man
"what so you think it's okay to direct gender questioning individuals towards gray market hormones?"
prison abolition except for graham linehan. we can keep him in a kind of omelas child setup except nobody walks away since we all agree it's beneficial
nice that Graham finally has a solid answer for my âcan you define the word âchairâ?â question: itâs the thing you sit on with your head bowed as you mumble âyes, mr policeman, I promise not to go on Twitter anymore, sirâ
POLANSKI STEAMROLLS THE OPPOSITION LMFAO W W W W
LMAO
He got the big score on Kissinger, but they just added a NEW GRAND PRIZE so he broke a Benjamin for quarters
Playing mahjong at 1am: Why are all my hands so shit? How are my opponents assembling hands so fast? Playing mahjong as the stimulants hit: Oh, another Mangan? I guess I'll take it...
catholics love to be like "crossdressing is a sin!" and then their priest is literally wearing a cross dress
stolen valor, youve gotta be on estrogen to have a bone that's pe- [GUNSHOT NOISE]
like cmon can you blame me
ive had a really good vegan version of it before so its definitely possible, the honey isnt load bearing i think (i think for that one the substitute was agave syrup)
brown sugar sounds kinda goated ngl
you can tell people these days are really uneducated bc they'll see their lover cook a candlelit dinner for two and go "thats so romantic" even though nothing about it extols impassioned imagination, reverence for nature or the primacy of the individual. the dinner could be dadaist for all you know!
"porn is ruining young people's minds" uhm actually my sexuality was permanently ruined by that renaissance painting of naked twunk lucifer angrily crying into the small of his elbow
oh its really good for that, im really lazy so i only use those 3 ingredients but you can really refine it with like garlic powder, pepper, ive even seen someone put in umami paste (and make ones that are way better than mine)
i like to make enough for like 3-4 days because the marinade keeps in the fridge and so i can just fry up a few strips each morning
bsky.app/profile/mel....
so you just get rice paper strips, then make a marinade of soy sauce liquid smoke and honey, brush that on the rice paper then fry it
one of those fundamental truths about life that they dont tell you until you experience for yourself is that the customer is basically always wrong
the rice paper kind yknow the one
cancel me all you want but veggie bacon is better than regular bacon
IM DOOMED TO BE, THATS NOT THE SAME THING
ALSO IM NOT BOUGIE ENOUGH FOR PRET I JUST GO TO GREGGS
WHY WOULD YOU MOCK ME AS THOUGH I AM BRITISH
it sounds like ive been skipping too many leg days and arm days to get in
ok sure trump is dying or whatever but like my real question is what do i need to do to get into the daily grind cafe
oregon
youd probably be right but still, dont
please dont psychoanalyze the fact that my forever pfp is me in really early transition
LMFAO
guy who supported the switch from plastic to paper straws because "they're technically edible so you get more bang for your buck"
you havent seen Gay & Horny until youve seen a catholic closet case
the catholic church's homophobia in combination with the fact that most artists are and always have been gay has led to exactly one predictable outcome: church art being Very Normal about saint sebastian
girlđ
"porn is ruining young people's minds" uhm actually my sexuality was permanently ruined by that renaissance painting of naked twunk lucifer angrily crying into the small of his elbow
I know I caused this but: blocked
pro tip for people who want to know what it's like to have ADHD but don't have much patience: if you throw an ice cube into your freshly made coffee you can quickly get it to room temperature without forgetting about it for 30 minutes
BREAKING: trump spotted exiting yakubâs laboratory
