MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social)
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MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
love VAR as a theory but the point was to reduce human error, not give rise to more. It needs to be more semi-automated to work, ultimately.
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This would upset Italians more than pineapple on pizza.
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With my tin hat on, I still believe there will be some pressure from the suits to play Brendy where possible.
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Oops I forgot Burnley!
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If he plays it safe, it's be because he wants to go. It'll be the equivalent of sticking a head in the oven.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
BTW some of our competitors have decent fixtures in October. I expect Sunderland to beat Villa at home & Fulham could beat them, too. Interested to see who is nearest to us in a few weeks. Assuming the bottom 3 will be from us, Wolves, West Ham & Villa.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
People will probably say we can get something from Bournemouth but they've got much better players - the realistic win is Wolves and we absolutely have to go for it. If Farke plays it safe, I've got a theory & it's not a good one.
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TWICE!
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A point isn't an OK. Leeds fans are stuck in a perpetual cycle of thinking something is better than nothing but there's no big picture thinking. We need to find our shooting boots & winning chops in advance of Burnley & West Ham, especially if we go into those games on the back of two home losses.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Hunter Schafer is truly an actress slash model slash real life angel. I've said before, but they should make a STARDUST sequel or spin-off because she was born to play a fallen star, a la Claire Daines.
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I can't tell you how awful the optics will be if we lose at Wolves simply on the basis of them having a fit, good centre forward.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, I'd hate that Quiz evening wear dress on literally anybody else but Hunter always looks perfect.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you remember that header Alan Smith scored at the wrong end ay Molineux?
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm absolutely bricking it for Saturday, not going to lie.
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Have been alerted to the hide out of the Lanzarote Whites so I'll be watching the Leeds game, I guess. Not even there yet and holiday already ruined π
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to think of my "men who'd trust in an elevator" guys to cleanse my brain of Walton. I just watched Righteous Gemstones so that was a time.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social)
I can't be the only person who is frightened of Walton Goggins.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I quote Kevin Smith's "sex and death-type kid" line ALL THE TIME.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I just finished the second season last night. The big reveal gets me every time. When you've had time to formulate your theory, let me know who you're pointing the finger at.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
No, UD play on the Sunday but it's a 12:30 kick off which isn't optimal, so we'll see! And thanks so much - you're ace!
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So I nearly went last time I was there but ended up going to Madrid instead. The prices just worked out really well. I guess it'll alsp free the Saturday up to watch the Leeds game on telly. We usually lose when I'm on holiday, though.
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Costa Teguise!
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HEAR ME OUT: Carlo Ancelotti spends the whole World Cup tapping Raphinha up for Davide π
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I've been waiting for Saturday's match day tickets to go on sale (which happens tomorrow) but the flights from Lanzarote to Madrid have shot up. Maybe I won't bother this time. WOE IS ME.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
He just extended it at the end of last season, so '28, I think.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
He's 29 soon so I guess his future is heavily impacted by next season's transfers. They've been struggling to land their first choice winger for two years now & they'll surely be in the market for prestige striker next summer. They aren't cash rich so we'll see what happens!
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
But you might deprive yourself of the only fun you'll get this season so swings & roundabouts.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing is off the table with that club when it comes to money. Pedri & Lamine are the only players they'd kill themselves to keep, and rightly so.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
They thought he was horse shit for ages. He actually had a spring finish that season but Flick showing up was what changed things.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I know being petty is a lot of fun but there'll be scenes when we are the only team in the bottom 4 who don't score past Yanited.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm really worried that Stephen King done predicted the future with this.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
This was the Emma Roberts one, right? I'm sure absolutely everyone loved this. People were raving about it but I didn't like it at all the time. Perhaps I'll revisit it.
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MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, that's because this Raphinha isn't quite the same one who played for us. He's always had that dog in him but the difference since summer 24 is Hansi Flick. He's basically turned Raphinha into a serial killer.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Shall we pray for Valencia AND Sevilla in the relegation battle? Cos that would be juicy.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we can't have that conversation every day until we die.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
It reached embarrassment hours very quickly, didn't it. Valencia are fortunate that Roony & Rashford gave them a first half with two attackers who are clearly not Barca standard right now (or ever, in the case of Rashy)
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Lamine looks bored as hell in the crowd while people are celebrating Lewa's goal. He's so mad he missed the chance to get some stat padding in against this chump Valencia side.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
They were always gunna feel the heavy loss of Mamardashvili & Mosquera. The defence would probably look & feel a lot more stable with the latter especially.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Second goal for Raphinha and it was much better than the first one, that's for sure. Rashford and Ferran gone off for Olmo and Lewa, lol. Someone please go and save Ramazani. That plan isn't going to work out how LUFC think it's going to.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been told that that Barcelona's tickets were indeed allocated via a ballot and that 16,000 were eligible to apply. I want to know more. Were they socios? Were they season ticket holders? This sort of thing would have Leeds fans absolutely spinning out lol.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, to compensate for that ugly little goal by Raphinha (nice assist from Rashford), that second Fermin goal was another beauty. Always felt like the floodgates would open when Roony came off. Largie Ramazani is coming on now #LUFC
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just early. Wouldn't say lucky but their only win and all their points have come v sides who haven't been playing that well or didn't against them, anyway. That win v Getafe felt like it came from nowhere.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how they allocated tickets to this game? Johan Cruyff only has about 5,000 seats. I wonder if it was a ballot.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so Raphinha is coming on for Roony now but although it was an obvious step, I was kind of enjoying Pedri with the captain's band on. Sadly, even my natural anti-Barcelona bias can't make me hate real life wizard Pedri.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Flick should hook Roony for the second half because Barca should have more to show for that first 45 mins than 1 (very good) goal.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Barcelona are playing weakened side (Lamine out, Raphinha benched) and while Rashford & Roony look poor, Barca are all over Valencia. The latter look a mess. I think we did predict that the outgoings over the summer were really going to destabilise Carlos Corberan's side a bit too much. #LaLiga
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
8/? recorded films: this weekend, I also watched MY HEART CAN'T BEAT UNLESS YOU TELL IT TO. I resonated with this thoughtful little drama that is (unfairly) billed as gory horror. The real real fright is the thankless task of loving your bloody family. #filmsky #film4
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thanks, will have a peek!
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I want the OG Sims on download but I don't think it's possible.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
It wouldn't matter anyway. Said previously but part of their problem is sacking managers at the wrong time.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
It can only be THE WEDDING SINGER
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
7/? recorded films: I watched the divine ROMAN HOLIDAY this week - a first time watch! I thought it was maybe the most charming film I've ever seen. What a painfully gorgeous & dreamy duo Audrey Hepburn & Gregory Peck are. Deserved Oscars for Hepburn & costume design legend Edith Head. #filmsky
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the shittest sides v one of the most boring. People tune in to see Yanited lose, but not to see scintillating football.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to go and sleep in the ward for little bit.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure what Bluesky has done for the audio. Unpleasant!!
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social)
Thought you might like to know that I've started playing Theme Hospital again. Hibernation hours are back!!
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I almost think scoring v Barcelona is one of the worst things you can do because they can be extra relentless with something to chase. But yeah... it's a 90 min game of two halves. If you don't see it out then playing well for x minutes counts for nowt.
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Haaland should have had 4 goals but "only" has 2. Plenty of time for a few more, you rudely largely man.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he probably sits there all smug reflecting on his own importance.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Their first XI is rubbish so I shouldn't be surprised but when I saw their bench... woof! If Fergie were dead, he'd be spinning.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I the first 15 minutes or so, I really thought Levante were going to humiliate them.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, have a peek on the back and see if they have any dairy in them!
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to avoid products of the companies who sponsored teams I don't like. Yanited being shit means I can buy Ineos deodorants, body wash & laundry detergent with a clear conscience.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely, that's why I was careful to mention good ones, specifically. Paying 3k for your head to bleed all over the EasyJet headrest on the way home is not the one.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't explain how funny it is to see Luke Shaw & Bruno Fernandes standing still, gawping at tiny little Phil Foden while he scores with a free header. lol.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the Q&A with Paraag go ahead?
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Haaland putting 3 past Yanited would be a Sunday well spent.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not that much better in other countries. You have to wonder why we ever bothered with it. It like when people buy an exercise bike and use it as a makeshift clothes dryer for their bedsheets. Waste of money, waste of space, making a mockery of yourself.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I chuckle when fans think we can draw our way to safety or when Farke thinks we can show up, play for a 0-0 and dip. This isn't 1995. Too many attackers are too fit, too smart & too technically gifted.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
BTW Toulouse's goal was scored by Magri after Charlie Cresswell's header hit the bar. Cresswell really is so good aerially. A known fact, but always worth repeating.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic 98th minute winner for Ethan MbappΓ©! Lille were losing 0-1 to Toulouse in the 89th minute & won the game 2-1. I really root for Ethan because that brother of his is quite the albatross.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Betis have played loads better since I posted that and now they have actually pulled a goal back, just before HT. Torn between wanting Levante to win, but also wanting to see some Antony magic.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social)
I've said this before, but good hair transplants are truly proof that magicians exist. After all these years, I did not expect to develop a Mohamed Salah thirst. I'm struck every time I see him these days.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I missed the Liverpool goal because the camera zoomed in on Junior Firpo on my other screen.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting scenes at Ciudad de Valencia. Levante 2-0 up & making Betis look like chumps. Betis pulled one back from a corner & it was disallowed because of Firpo fouling Romero in the nos, but the corner was then retaken? Great to see a newly promoted team & clear underdog really go for it #LaLiga
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugochukwu has been sent off for second bookable offence. Good. Should have walked before now.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure what the connection is there, but you're not wrong.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
And yeah, the obsession with Brendy... it's weird. There's obviously a reason coaches keep turning to him but I don't see the vision. Aaronson is definitely not the hill I'd be dying on. I know we're not exactly Real Madrid, but I'm starting to wonder if there's a political reason for playing him.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm fairly upbeat myself. Don't particularly rate when, in the case of having totally reasonable complaints & concerns, the reaction is "stop being negative, get behind the team". I do that when I go to games. You don't need to be a simpering boot licker to prove you're a fan.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
If only we had the technology to quickly review incidents like this. OH! #PL
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Another week, another however many instances of asking what the point of VAR is. Huijsen's pitiful red yesterday not being overturned. Ugochukwu's yellow v Liverpool today not being upgraded & of course, Alexis Mac Allister has had to be hooked at half time. Trash.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
You're always going to have a section of the fanbase who are miserable for the sake of it, but when it starts to feel really fatal, that's because the generally moderate supporters (myself, for example) have jumped the shark for whatever reason. It'll be like this until something changes, at least.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so convinced he'd go to Sporting but I suppose it's always daft to underestimate the pull of the Premier League. So many players are desperate to be here.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope needs to come from somewhere. People aren't being negative for no reason - just realistic, based on what's in front of us.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha that genuinely made me LOL.
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Telling the truth is one way of saying it. He's basically saying "come on then, sack me".
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the same. Someone needs to tell him to pull his pants up.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
For anyone interested in the non Bielsa details (nobody here, tbf) this was a match between Liverpool UY and PeΓ±arol, the latter being the club my superhuman prince Fede Valverde came from.
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If loving Marcelo Bielsa is wrong, then being right is for perverts.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social)
Obsessed with these photos of Marcelo Bielsa watching football in Uruguay this past weekend. That's my king, right there. LYSM ππ©·
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
The point in time where the ticket queue might start to dip coincides with City and Liverpool at home. We really can't catch a break.
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He ain't called Winterville, that's for sure.
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Haven't seen a single review that encourages me to watch this film.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a broken record at this point, I've got very little left to say. Absolutely everything happening was telegraphed weeks ago. We're so tin pot, it's genuinely unbelievable.
MELLY (@mellyfratelli.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the good news AND the bad news.
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Most obvious comment ever but labour will never, ever recover from this. They couldn't locate the baby or the bath water if you gave them a map and a compass. Gig's up.
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I was strongly subscribing to the school of thought that Fulham are an established side with a better XI but what concerns me isn't the loss, but the context. From August to September, there's been ZERO progression in the *very basic* area we need to improve on in order to get results.