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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
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Buddy Ebsen slop
They might let you edit a new and better trailer if you just ask
I feel like I gotta tell people it’s out in a couple weeks because Amazon doesn’t seem to have much interest in doing it!
Another great Shane Black movie being dumped with no fanfare that in ten years will have everyone saying “why didn’t we get a sequel?” 🤦♂️
They don’t deserve you Gore…
It used to be Burgertime. But now it’s Murdertime.
Geraldo I heard these were your favourite games lol
I’m sad to say I think you and Janice would’ve had a Casino relationship
She was born to be on the road. You would have been caging a butterfly
We all knew him as the voice of the Chaco Canyon documentary but he was so much more than that
DUH HOW COME NOBODY COME SEE ME
I know. I guess it’s Lorde trying to make an ironically cheap Brat kinda art but it’s cruel to make kids pay for this!
I think even she realizes that’s a better idea than paying so much for merch like this
Nintendo gotta get back to this kind of storytelling
I genuinely think America’s only hope is the rest of the world doing something about it becoming a hellscape of human rights violations because no one is going to do anything from within.
Match Game green room vibes…beautiful
The superego: "Mind clear. In my lane. Focused." The id and the ego:
Paddy wrote his first musical suite at six months old about Little Bo Peep selling her sheep for a ticket to sail to the old west where she joins up with Buffalo Bill’s travelling performance company
Never heard this before so this is fascinating but…I miss the Bo-Bees…I gotta have me some layered Bo-Bees. It’s just not the same like if there was a version of “Technique” that didn’t open with the most Irish voice of all time going “onetwothreefourfive”
Jimmy “Integrity” Fallon
“I dedicate this next one to the Big Bopper. You hear me up there, Bop? You said goodbye to us but you’re saying hello baby to the big man.”
Spike Lee loves Prefab Sprout I guess you think you know better than Spike Lee
The hot new trend is PaddyPosting
Gotta be the best anti-smoking ad of all time
Just tell Dwayne you’ve got the multiple verticals covered and you’ll always be in his good books
I will NOT be supporting the release of The Smashing Machine until they restore @perezsez.bsky.social’s role as Lil Smashy.
“They *blew* up the chicken man. Why’s no one singing about it?”
I keep hearing these in my head as lines in The Jeffersons theme Tires don't squeal on gravel! Sneakers don't squeak on concrete! Took a whole lot of trying Just to get up that hill
Anyone not wearing these to the laundromat are operating at a significant cognitive disadvantage
“What’s this section of the album about, Paddy?” “This is a suite about Elvis finding a song good enough to return to public life with and staging a comeback concert on the moon.” “And this section?” “The theme of this section is ‘love good.’ Songs about how love is good.”
Gex hosts an alt-right podcast. Dr. Wily is a guest and his eyes well up and his voice cracks as he says “men aren’t allowed to be Mega anymore.”
That’s a man who owns a Mean Bean Machine
Bad bad vibes
Honey, Billy Joel is getting eaten by the rug again
They’re legally required to bop you over the head with a big mallet and knock you out to sleep if you ask them
Ah I hope you can find a PAP that works for you
Join us in the CPAP Club. It’s like air conditioning for your nose.
Remember when Bong Joon Ho put out MICKEY 17 six months ago and people said its depiction of America as a comically fascist worker-sacrificing capitalist nightmare was too broad
Ken Jeong: Alright, Melissa. You had time to consult with The Counting Council. You used your Sigil of Sevens to remove all multiples of 7 from the board. I ask you…for $75,000 for your charity…what is that number? Melissa Etheridge: I am going to say…60. And I powerlock that number in.
*sticking meat thermometer in brain* yep it’s cooked
Don’t make Twenty One Pilots do this anymore. These men are too old. These clothes are too tight. This is bordering on elder abuse.
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
These are the Tom and Jerrys TOO HOT FOR TV
The Doomsday Clock just became sentient and said “wuh-oh!” is that good
*leaning out my door, whistling and shouting like I’m calling for a dog* Pazuzu! C’mere boy! Come take control of my fleshy husk, Pazuzu!
In the future all Posting has been declared illegal by the corps of New D.C. Those who Post are outlaws who live on the fringes of society where your creds are only as good as your last bit.
I was curious if they ever adapted a Ballard book as a text adventure in the ‘80s or something like that so I googled “JG Ballard video game” and what immediately came up haha
I was just listening to “Couldn’t I Just Tell You”!
You don’t post by seeing. You post by FEELING.
No! No!!
seeing every newspaper in America just give up and be evil makes me want to watch THE PAPER, now streaming on Peakcock!!
The next Downton Abbey movie going anime
“Yeah, I’m in UB40, I was uh…the one who came up with the second red in Red Red Wine.”
Everybody’s gotta read the Jordan: The Comeback wiki at least once in their life because they broke the mould when they made Paddy
Brain so cooked there’s a sizzling sound and smoke coming out ears
They could’ve learned English if they gave them time!!
I wish reality was as optimistic as Squid Game
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
Neil sang “with your chrome heart shining in the sun” in the song “Long May You Run” registered and released in 1976. Case closed. MONEY PLEASE.
Nightvision footage leaked of JD Vance pushing a coffin off Air Force Two into a volcano
You actually got me remembering that Paddy released a video of himself playing a new Prefab Sprout song in 2017 called “America” and it is still a very timely masterpiece m.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbd...
What else can one say about this tragedy but hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hit me up @charliebrooker.bsky.social!
Apropos of nothing, I am thinking about my idea for a second series of the Channel 4 dark comedy NATHAN BARLEY about ironic detachment festering into terrorism. I should’ve DMed Charlie Brooker 🤦♂️
Sickos LAUGH at this??
Waterworld not one of the games coming HARD PASS
I’m a big proponent of preserving video game history so I guess that means the cursed objects of abject misery too!
DON’T HIT ME WHILE I’M BINDING I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIT ME WHILE I’M BINDING THIS GUY HIT ME WHILE I’M BINDING!!!
Whose hand and can it go away
Grok identify driver who knocked over fruit stand
jesus mario
That’s not even a captcha anymore that’s just Pipe Dream
That’s why it’s so good. It’s gleefully irresponsible. The kid wears the Predator helmet out on Halloween and a bully throws a beer at his head which activates it and laser blasts the bully and his house into oblivion.
👍
Big ape runs off with blood donor
Finally we will get a blockbuster about the power of BIPARTISANSHIP
No one is travelling to America any time soon.
Poor Ben Colleges are no longer safe spaces :(
Been refreshing all news pages waiting to hear this
They show up for fans But who showed up for him?
This is an appropriate reaction to the solemn and historical brutality of The Oregon Trail
OK I gotta look up this “America” on Wikipedia because y’all are WILDING down there
Some good goo in it
No one knows why
This is such a good fake album cover
That might be the happiest dog I’ve ever seen
Atticus on the other side of the studio glass thinking “when will it be me?”
I love Shane Black so I would pay good money to see it in theatre and not on Prime! If the man who wrote LETHAL WEAPON, KISS KISS BANG BANG BANG, and THE NICE GUYS can’t make a good Parker & Grofield movie then I don’t think anyone can.
I knew he was real
