Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙

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reading trissel's to familiarize myself with horse tranquilizers as I clock into walter reed

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I could never drink that much Dayquil. Back to the drawing board.

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underused IMO

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I hope you got the good pain meds too

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet you were the best patient 🥺 glad you're ok

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oh my god dude I wondered where you went

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I am in love with her

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So you did go despite being told not to

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He looks deflated

the corgi from cowboy bebop (@realqrampage.fightins.online) reposted

if you are a 40 year old man complaining about being “bullied” on a social media platform, I have great news for you: you are allowed to log off

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It's really more drama than horror, I think.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I cry every time

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This was a long time ago, before he became hated

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I have not!

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It was very fun to watch.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen Djokovic play in Cincy!

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

Beauty and the Beast library 🥺

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

It portrays grief, and mental illness, and love so well in my opinion. It's really well done and actually pretty terrifying.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

It's my comfort show! It's scary and beautifully tragic.

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YES

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He does not give a fuck

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

mama needs a solo trip to europe and ticket prices aren't great

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

hey kid, tell me how you did that

Chloé Stawski (@chlowski.bsky.social) reposted

sword witch

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hell yeah

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yes

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Upper right on their profile.

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Twins

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted reply parent

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I'm not obsessed at all, I just want to see everything you ever post

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

How embarassing would it be if it notified someone when you subscribe to their posts

Josh D. Stranding 2 On the MD 🏴‍☠️🩺 (@matrixman124.hellthread.vet) reposted

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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I fucking knew it (complimentary)

stuforreal.bsky.social (@stuforreal.bsky.social) reposted

Don't even talk to me until i've had my demonic possession

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

Trump is alive. How does this keep happening?

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Reporter: there's a school shooting problem in america Trump: sure but there are thousands of schools where there are no shootings

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Tell your dog I'm sorry 🥺

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@skullsneuro.bsky.social

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Let the resident SHOCK him

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

I see enough dead people at work. I'm not watching this press conference.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

Putting the finishing touches on a corpse takes a while, guys

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I would like the same treatment

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you want to experiment on me?

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

did you get this from a Renaissance festival

kate bush’s husband (@airbagged.bsky.social) reposted

Being almost 30 minutes late to your “I’m totally alive and not dying” press conference is always a good sign!

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

20 or minutes or so into CPR and the president is looking great

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

you shouldn't be posting either

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I delete sentimental posts and posts that are photos of my ass. That's it.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

you guys delete things

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"my Dad will live forever in that strong and supple body"

Six is a mystery. (@thesix.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It was only a matter of time before the God-Emperor must be interred into the hellish prison of the Golden Throne.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

Trump comes out wearing the exact mask that keeps Immortan Joe in Mad Max from dying of radiation poisoning during his address to the nation, meanwhile, Jesse Watters is watching with tears in his eyes, and whispers, "So healthy and strong, my Dad is."

Amber (@risettemd.bsky.social) reposted

If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl (37-40yo)

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

As an alt owner myself, I say do it

skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

hey bsky mods everyone calling me "dip shit" "chart fucker" and " pasty minnesota bitch boy" should be banned immediately

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beef vegetable with a spicy broth

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

First soup of Soup Szn made ✅️

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Seems worth it

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A clean house is pleasurable!

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You can now search all my posts about swords to your liking

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...

Amfleet-Footed Achilles (@thatirontube.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

we call that a Cleany Meany

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😂

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Not again!

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

mommy dommy

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

@wrenispinkle.bsky.social did you have something to do with this

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

A dom that makes you clean your house

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What ails you

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah! We're equal opportunity ogling over here!

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Can I punch you in the throat without writing you a card

💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted reply parent

Make Log Cabins Great Again

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(sod and sticks)

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they*

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(haunted)

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They sure don't make houses like the used to (full of lead paint and asbestos)

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

and it tastes better

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My uncle made spicy, dill, and bread and butter.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone in attendance screams as Trump powers down for the last time. Laura Loomer faints.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

JD Vance seen in background stepping on power cord that keeps Trump's frail body alive as he steps up to the podium for his big 2 pm announcement

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🐶

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Erykah Badu 🧡

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm now the goodest dog with a forklift

mortal juniperil 🏳️‍⚧️ (@blahaj.rodeo) reposted

daily affirmations: - you’re a good dog - you deserve a treat - it’s okay to steal a forklift - look it’s even got the keys in it

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

We got some of that Canadian smoke when were were in the northeast a few weeks back :/

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

don't speak to me or my children ever again 🥒

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

For legal purposes, this is a joke. I'm Googling it myself.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

Reaching out to my favorite work pharmacist to see how much Dayquil it will take to kill me

🏳️‍⚧️ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted reply parent

For posterity: web.archive.org/web/20150105...

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

Josie. Thank you for this.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reply parent

I love drunk history!

D. Allan Drummond (@dadrummond.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

First complete assembly! Everything looks good to me. So very satisfying—that’s fifteen pieces of cast metal, plus fasteners, in a very tiny space! Now more polishing on the wings, then patination and final polish 😅🛠️ but look: here’s our proud planthopper gent!

mark (@gnostichippie.bsky.social) reposted

the announcement is that Donald Trump is entering his clinical depression era

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rfk jr trying to find a secure farm to ship him to as we speak

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Are they a plant

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his fucking laugh i love that guy

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

Officially the mom who showed up to the bus stop braless 😔

Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

I'm just going to keep noting that the owner and operator of Twitter -- the social media that too many politicians and pundits use to determine what's "normal" -- keeps on pushing the white supremacist Great Replacement Theory that has been the motivation for multiple mass shootings in this country.

Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social)

morning light ✨️