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@mentoch.bsky.social

created June 14, 2023

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Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what they get for turning their backs on Jeff Hoffman

2/9/2025, 2:00:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Its probably no big deal, have another one

1/9/2025, 10:29:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday John

1/9/2025, 10:29:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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QPR full summer window. I think this is pretty good work all around. If they'd have gotten Edwards back it would've been an A for me, but B+ I think.

QPR full summer window
1/9/2025, 10:00:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Jays are in full on Armando Benitez mode.

1/9/2025, 9:10:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

What if the best team in the league had the worst bullpen of all time?

1/9/2025, 8:00:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jays are just straight up comical at this point.

1/9/2025, 8:00:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

He's been injured for ages you. Really worried if Walsh is gonna be our man this year. He looks shaky as fuck.

1/9/2025, 6:07:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

It does feel like the rule was put in place to stop intentional losing tho.

1/9/2025, 5:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels so unfair they can't pick higher than 10th in the draft. It's not like this team is doing this on purpose.

1/9/2025, 5:54:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

There was Edwards buzz a while ago, which I'm all over, and briefly Dieng discussion which seems isn't going anywhere. If we did both of those I'd be very happy

1/9/2025, 5:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I've even started jumping teams if I stop enjoying rooting for a team. I liked the raptors but I got taken by the young pistons team, so I'm a pistons fan now. I don't feel bad about that.

1/9/2025, 4:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

They're at the Pinnacle the club has ever been. I don't understand how someone can be a Palace fan & somehow not understand the reality of the club I'm feeling the same about a bunch of the QPR fans on here who call for the board at every turn when I see our window as one of the best in the league

1/9/2025, 4:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

You should maybe be upset when it's happening, and the buying you've done, but your team is well run, and if anything Guehi stayed 12 months longer than he should've. Looking across town at what Fulham and West Ham look like seems like a much worse alternative

1/9/2025, 4:15:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Just show him Jonathan Pryce being Murdoch and look how cool he is in it. That'll sell him.

1/9/2025, 3:45:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Start school tomorrow. Last day of freedom, it's rooftop patio all day.

1/9/2025, 3:44:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Chelsea doesn't need any more help

1/9/2025, 3:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Yah man, what else could you guys possibly have to look forward to this year.

Crystal Palace as favourites to win the Conference League
1/9/2025, 3:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy I hope QPR can get Ronnie Edwards back in. It'd complete what I'd see as a very strong window. We gotta get it done.

1/9/2025, 3:33:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Keeping him and letting him go on a free was not a viable decision for a club your size.

1/9/2025, 3:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even mind Mount if they hadn't spent their money to "fix" that spot. But a two man midfield of Casemiro and Bruno in 2025 is absolutely absurd. If this is his signature system how is the focus not finding someone who can do the job of two running around the midfield?

1/9/2025, 3:27:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't wait.

1/9/2025, 3:21:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the anniversario that weekend too?!?

1/9/2025, 3:19:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Starting Mount and bringing Zirkzee as the first forward off the bench is comical when you've spent 200M on new forwards. Esp when the midfield looks like it does and the goalkeeping is this shit.

1/9/2025, 3:18:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

@adnana.bsky.social you should honestly try this. It'd sell you.

1/9/2025, 3:17:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the easiest match to convince someone pro wrestling is cool.

1/9/2025, 3:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Sancho too. Hilarious how much work they have to do. I look forward to Ratfcliffe telling us their broke again.

1/9/2025, 3:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

MMA will never be fun again

1/9/2025, 3:14:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

The haymarket unaliving

1/9/2025, 3:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

The tone of "suck my dick" could also be dismissive and joking between friends. A sort of "fuck right off".

1/9/2025, 3:13:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think you could make the bullpen worse, so I have faith.

1/9/2025, 3:12:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have Manchester United sold a single player yet?

1/9/2025, 3:12:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Calling people you don't like "my friend" seems like a great sarcastic power move.

1/9/2025, 3:08:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Still feels surprising. I wish I was them tho. That's a better life.

1/9/2025, 3:07:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I think them putting head to head competition against AEW is only making the competition look better at this point. Yes its taking a chunk out of their business obviously, but their fans are turning on the product and if AEW keeps up a hot streak they just look worse and worse.

1/9/2025, 3:06:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

This can't be from someone who follows you right?

1/9/2025, 3:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Very interesting. Unrelated, but we need to start calling things "the ____ Affair" again. Its much better than putting -gate after everything. (however in this case, I'm guessing the Haymarket Massacre being rebranded as an "affair" was for censorship reasons

1/9/2025, 3:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations @thetate.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 3:02:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we really need this discourse on literally a weekly basis? If you don't like it go away. If you have some complaints that's one thing, but framing it as "this place sucks and everyone should listen to me" is super annoying.

1/9/2025, 3:01:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that true?

1/9/2025, 2:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

They usually focused on one guy at a time tho. And usually with no regard for the team needs.

1/9/2025, 2:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I think your toffees have had an awesome window. Dibling is an amazing buy for the future, and y'all gotta find a way to keep Grealish permanently.

1/9/2025, 2:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

you want the labour force to work a double on today of all days?

1/9/2025, 2:44:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know how easy it is to watch, but Argentina would be my pick. Tho maybe just because I finished reading this and it was incredible. www.amazon.ca/Angels-Dirty...

1/9/2025, 2:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't rely on much Jamaican football related to be professionally run.

1/9/2025, 2:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct punctuation except for the 2 extra exclamation points at the end, which feels performative.

1/9/2025, 2:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you decide on the Jamaican premier league?

1/9/2025, 2:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

No pledge of allegiance? Questionable patriotism.

1/9/2025, 2:37:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social)

This has to go down as one of the greatest transfer windows ever. Isak, Wirtz, Guehi, Frimpong, Kerkez, Ekitike. Absolutely incredible.

1/9/2025, 2:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the video bot forgot something. @orth.ca

1/9/2025, 2:33:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdR...

1/9/2025, 2:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

That Manchester City academy has to just have the worst role models in it. Who is teaching these children?

1/9/2025, 2:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely not a thing over there. They've all just got terrible fades. Somehow Phil Foden is the pinnacle of influence.

1/9/2025, 2:22:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

It all worked out ok. I'm sure it will continue to work for us.

1/9/2025, 1:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

This is nowhere near specific enough.

1/9/2025, 1:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you even get them?

1/9/2025, 1:18:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Liverpool has had a window for the ages.

1/9/2025, 1:18:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Never forget

1/9/2025, 1:17:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dolphin Pilot (@theamitie.bsky.social) reposted

Thanks to all the troops on this Labor Day, which is what the holiday is all about

1/9/2025, 12:54:47 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

happy labor day

1/9/2025, 11:19:09 AM | 3703 1746 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems a great move for Villa.

1/9/2025, 1:14:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

This was what I was referring to. They're giving you weird separate container full of pickle juice.

1/9/2025, 1:06:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

He's never been aew calibre. Dude can't go in the ring.

1/9/2025, 12:17:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Casino Royale is really good, and the Craig movies are almost certainly the best films, but they're all a slot and way too serious.

1/9/2025, 12:15:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought they would drive a much harder bargain, and once the Saudis showed up last week in Newcastle I just figured this would end in him getting a new contract. This is a bad look for them.

1/9/2025, 12:14:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to watch Brosnan movies the most I think. They're cheesy and ridiculous.

1/9/2025, 12:12:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, it's a solid price too.

1/9/2025, 12:08:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social)

This isn't Daniel Craig's fault but the Daniel Craig films are the worst of any actor who's played Bond. Or at least the ones I want to rewatch the least.

1/9/2025, 12:02:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Also aside from casino Royale they have zero emotional heart and are ridiculously flawed movies

1/9/2025, 12:01:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did we decide that chicken sandwiches all needed pickles?

31/8/2025, 11:17:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

What on earth does premium Reddit get you?

31/8/2025, 9:47:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't watch but by the stats it looks like an absolutely atrocious game. 0.31 total xG between both teams. Rangers didn't get a shot on target.

31/8/2025, 8:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Awful fit. This Kirkland brand Pep doesn't fly when even Pep has stopped playing this way

31/8/2025, 8:32:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who has the 9th today? We aren't getting more Hoffman are we?

31/8/2025, 8:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fredesque (@fredtaming.bsky.social) reposted

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression him: where me: holy shit that is bad

4/9/2023, 5:09:58 PM | 4161 1226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Is a scoreless draw enough for Martin to keep his job? They got an international break, they gotta sack him, right?

31/8/2025, 7:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

America not worth saving

31/8/2025, 7:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

What does that first paragraph have to do with the accident? (also is an obvious lie)

31/8/2025, 7:56:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

What a bump on the hip toss by Luger!

31/8/2025, 7:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted

this should become a thing, putting up signs like this for every arrest & disappearance in public spaces. it would likely break into lower info, less politically engaged demos and local social media groups

31/8/2025, 5:42:42 PM | 1654 578 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is upsetting

31/8/2025, 7:45:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan (@sh0rtshine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Lol I like the pettiness of continuing the blackout as she puts her head in her hands after the accident

31/8/2025, 12:12:47 AM | 566 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek van vliet (@derek.bike) reposted

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

31/8/2025, 12:07:06 AM | 2606 1011 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't believe you would suggest Aaron baits Ruth with posts. How dare you.

31/8/2025, 6:56:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Something is gonna be off in one of those polls. Gonna be bad data somewhere

31/8/2025, 6:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

It me

31/8/2025, 3:15:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe James Milner is still playing.

31/8/2025, 2:46:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Erstwhile is a tremendous word

31/8/2025, 2:26:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

If yall sell Paqueta you're going down.

31/8/2025, 1:54:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 24343 4576 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

You're due

31/8/2025, 1:19:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Ain't no rule

31/8/2025, 12:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted

This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:

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31/8/2025, 3:47:34 AM | 15709 4460 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my all-time favorites

31/8/2025, 12:24:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Same goes for the Griffey deal. Cameron was a much more productive player than Griffey in the comparable years.

31/8/2025, 12:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nina Metz (@ninametz.bsky.social) reposted

No clue why this was posted — or more importantly reshared — but imagine a (weirdly vague) deal like this happening and no major news outlet, including the Hollywood trades, is reporting on it Friends, be skeptical of posts w/o a link to the source! Screenshotting because I blocked the account

A post by @dystopian-fashion.bsky that has a photo of Stephen Colbert next to the Netflix logo: “Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $14.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series”
30/8/2025, 7:04:08 PM | 231 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah has a suggestion (@goatsarah.org) reposted

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

29/8/2025, 11:56:57 AM | 5430 3289 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof. blogs.fangraphs.com/revisiting-t...

31/8/2025, 4:10:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bark bark.

31/8/2025, 4:00:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mentoch (@mentoch.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably says more about home schooling than vaccination, but these seem highly correlated

31/8/2025, 3:58:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view