merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
oh boy iโm starting to get so nervous
25 they/them sapphic generational curse
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oh boy iโm starting to get so nervous
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
stop the violence
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
itโs true itโs the app of hatred and sadness
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
i didnโt even say if the tweet was recent ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
except all i do is spread laughter and light and donโt even raise a tone
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
eeeeowwww
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
they want me to dox you but i thought you were spreading positivity and joy
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
be careful the reply guys will get mad
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
and itโs really my sisters who get it the most <33333 the girls and the dykes kinda are the backbone of queer society
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
when i make jokes n respond like yall do to each other itโs crickets bc u just see me as a lesbo and thatโs okay bc lesbians will always win
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
no itโs clicking for you youโre clocking that tea and standing on business
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
the way this has 20 likes but nobody even knows what itโs referencing they just see gay guy
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
omg i wish MCP didnโt hurt herself so she was coming and you could facetime them shshdhshsbebeb
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
on twitter like i said
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
i opened twitter to see if trump was dead just to see something much worse ( @pjhusak.bsky.social having a hit tweet )
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
by freaky tuesday you mean us actually holding hands bc we are shy i hope so
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
seeing freakier friday w crush 2day
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
yes but are we fleetwood mac-ing โฆ letโs unpack hayleyโs new album
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
what we think is happening to paramore
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO like not stanning anyone but just paying no mind to staunchly hating them
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
(20)21 year old merde during my grunge look lol
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
iโm also lowkey deciding to love benson boone and benny blanco bc i love to be cringe
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
bc woman exists and is mediocre and never claimed not to be and ppl like her anyway
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
not only is the nyt horribly biased they just removed the free ability to play the mini crossword which was my daily routine for anxiety
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
the scene where katnissโs dress turns into the mockingjay always make me cry cinna knew it would kill him and still cared for the revolution
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
i cannot take the summer i turned pretty seriously it has sydney sweeney style acting
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
guys i flirted so hard w lesbian crush last night and i just wanted to be close to her so bad i just slammed my knee into her leg for most of the night lmao
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
bro texting me โget that box tonightโ girl who taught u to talk like that
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
iโm gonna whisper this to her
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
what do i wear to a group hang out tonight that the girl i have crush on is going to be at
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
lowkey saints dropped off
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
lol
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
but itโs an alaskan cruise โฆ.
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
a good dj and i had an internet flirtationship and when i finally met them they were sooooo mean to me like bitch ur sets are under the bridge youโre not beyoncรฉ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
pack for cruising duh
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
my sisters love to make plans and not include me
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
just jammed our 40 year old custom door oh iโm gonna be murdered
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
if you drive through my cul de sac i will be remembering your car and convinced youโre planning to steal my dog
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merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
i laffed
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
please donโt bring this here
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
peter kinda fake for what he did to jesus
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
youโre my diamond in the rough
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
things are shaping up to be pretty odd
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
iโm obsessed with women
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
SHE RESPONDED TO MY DM ANAKSNSMANWKAK
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
20 years ago next week i met my best friend for the first time, I was 5. she has been gone for 6 years, the after is now longer than the before
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
classic cis heterosexual male response, what you wanna watch me eat box freak?
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
oh iโll be taking fosse classes while pregnant trust
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
you can raise our little Rachel Berryโs
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
i still wanna have triple threat kids with you tho
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
yes iโm very short
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
they knew and got scared. the closet door has been closed again.
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
guys if you didnโt know iโm a lesbian
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
all my friends and like the queer community know but i definitely save face when i feel insecure around men esp when i wanted to be one of the boys for so long without realizing why ๐ญ๐ญ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
also i just thought i was asexual for so long and thought i loved them and it was okay bc it was an act of love what the fuck
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
note this hasnโt happened in over a year but โฆ. every man iโve slept with except one i just didnโt know how to say no they didnโt like do anything wrong but i wasnโt strong enough in my self esteem to realize people could love me without that
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
i think itโs time to publicly come out for me, though itโs scary iโm so tired of being so anxious and everyone telling me itโs okay bc im โbisexualโ and passing but the tea is iโm a lesbian who self harms by allowing men i want to be friends with to sleep with me and then feel like shit after ya kno
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
รirinn go brรกch one day iโll be there with my people
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
love that the president thinks i should be in a mental hospital but also cut funding for state hospitals itโs so cool being american yall should try it
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
14 years ago Joe Calderone appeared and my life was forever changed
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
my parents love to tell me i make homophobia and transphobia bigger in my head as if i couldโve gotten married 10 years ago
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
told my mom i was scared to be in america and she told me to get off social mediaโฆ i woke up 10 minutes ago and watched one clip from fox news to see what the worst of the worst was i love that im still demonized for even just wanting to keep myself safe
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
i assumed you were sitting but what if you were standing and i looked a fool
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
or bass i cannot tell if cam is warping size
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
CELLO?
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
but you hurt someone in the way they are saying all of this county is hurting them. Agreeing w the Fascists = Fascism
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
Trans people are literally the number one target and on the brink of being pushed out of american society all together, misgendering someone online and not being willing to apologize is Fascism in action. Itโs saying that hurting trans people is okay bc they are trans. I get youโre also rantingโ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
Youโre the mentally ill one if you think someone complaining about their struggles lessens yours and allows you to speak like the Fascists.
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
flirted w the girl iโve thought was cute since february ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
genuinely have nobody in my life that ever asks how i am but itโs fine bc they all know itโs bad im doing very bad im doing horribly terribly no good very bad
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
no she lowkey should have been benched from the club for a bitโฆ.
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
you sent sunshine to a CRACK HOUSE
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
why did i get invited to audition for junie b. jones she is 6
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
when i was younger i always played older and now that im 25 i only get invited to audition for CHILDREN
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
was just reminded abt liam payne i literally hate this world
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
@taylor.from.rehab iโm so sad
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
nobody fucking talk to me taylor left
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
iโm gonna get stockholm syndrome the way that this man texts me more than anyone else in my life
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
if only daddy was a broadway producer tooโฆ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
safron rice burnt into the pan oh itโs evil here
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
no definitely just aggravating and why i used quotations bc they just are show shallowly wanting things for themselves
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
2025 โleftistsโ want fascism happening to ppl they disagree w
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
the reaction to the Crumbl co founder, Lil Nas, Taylor getting engaged, oh youโre just all sad sacks huh
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
genuinely how you all act on here reinforces there is no community !!! youโre all so washed up from being bullied as children youโve become bullies ! tired old hags !!! try empathy for once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
gay guys hate women so much itโs insane
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
queer solidarity this and that but youโre constantly bullying people to come out of the closet but love DL trade lying to their loved ones
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
โจyou want to send me $20 for weed โจ
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
realizing he was watching catherine the great makes so much sense
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
dude atp i donโt think she can take a step without her fans over analyzing and her haters trying to kill her
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
the way i knew they were gonna be so mad
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
wicked tongues tell lies
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
NATIONAL BOTTOM DAY
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
does anyone have breast atrophy at 25 or am i just literally rotting away
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
sheโs perfect and so beautiful
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent
stooppppp root beer is supposed to be spicy and rooty not creamy and vanilla meemaw knows
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
sent a like to my friend crush on hinge and theyโve texted me but not responded to the like oh they think iโm a freak
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
i need to date a weed dealer
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
would i take them back? absolutely
merde ๐ี. .ี๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)
therapist told me iโm beautiful and i think sheโs legally not allowed to lie so