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@merdemaid.bsky.social

25 they/them sapphic generational curse

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

oh boy iโ€™m starting to get so nervous

2/9/2025, 10:58:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop the violence

2/9/2025, 7:15:20 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

itโ€™s true itโ€™s the app of hatred and sadness

2/9/2025, 6:53:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

i didnโ€™t even say if the tweet was recent ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2/9/2025, 6:51:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

except all i do is spread laughter and light and donโ€™t even raise a tone

2/9/2025, 6:50:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

eeeeowwww

2/9/2025, 6:49:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

they want me to dox you but i thought you were spreading positivity and joy

2/9/2025, 6:49:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

be careful the reply guys will get mad

2/9/2025, 6:47:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

and itโ€™s really my sisters who get it the most <33333 the girls and the dykes kinda are the backbone of queer society

2/9/2025, 6:46:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

when i make jokes n respond like yall do to each other itโ€™s crickets bc u just see me as a lesbo and thatโ€™s okay bc lesbians will always win

2/9/2025, 6:43:00 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no itโ€™s clicking for you youโ€™re clocking that tea and standing on business

2/9/2025, 6:42:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

the way this has 20 likes but nobody even knows what itโ€™s referencing they just see gay guy

2/9/2025, 6:39:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

omg i wish MCP didnโ€™t hurt herself so she was coming and you could facetime them shshdhshsbebeb

2/9/2025, 6:36:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

on twitter like i said

2/9/2025, 6:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

i opened twitter to see if trump was dead just to see something much worse ( @pjhusak.bsky.social having a hit tweet )

2/9/2025, 6:33:58 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

by freaky tuesday you mean us actually holding hands bc we are shy i hope so

2/9/2025, 5:00:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

seeing freakier friday w crush 2day

2/9/2025, 4:57:20 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

yes but are we fleetwood mac-ing โ€ฆ letโ€™s unpack hayleyโ€™s new album

31/8/2025, 5:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

what we think is happening to paramore

31/8/2025, 5:00:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LMAO like not stanning anyone but just paying no mind to staunchly hating them

31/8/2025, 4:59:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

(20)21 year old merde during my grunge look lol

31/8/2025, 4:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

iโ€™m also lowkey deciding to love benson boone and benny blanco bc i love to be cringe

31/8/2025, 4:57:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

bc woman exists and is mediocre and never claimed not to be and ppl like her anyway

31/8/2025, 4:57:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

not only is the nyt horribly biased they just removed the free ability to play the mini crossword which was my daily routine for anxiety

31/8/2025, 4:52:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

the scene where katnissโ€™s dress turns into the mockingjay always make me cry cinna knew it would kill him and still cared for the revolution

31/8/2025, 4:09:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

i cannot take the summer i turned pretty seriously it has sydney sweeney style acting

31/8/2025, 3:58:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

guys i flirted so hard w lesbian crush last night and i just wanted to be close to her so bad i just slammed my knee into her leg for most of the night lmao

31/8/2025, 3:31:56 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

bro texting me โ€œget that box tonightโ€ girl who taught u to talk like that

30/8/2025, 10:36:45 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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iโ€™m gonna whisper this to her

30/8/2025, 10:29:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

what do i wear to a group hang out tonight that the girl i have crush on is going to be at

30/8/2025, 7:34:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

lowkey saints dropped off

30/8/2025, 1:35:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

lol

29/8/2025, 11:15:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

but itโ€™s an alaskan cruise โ€ฆ.

29/8/2025, 9:00:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

a good dj and i had an internet flirtationship and when i finally met them they were sooooo mean to me like bitch ur sets are under the bridge youโ€™re not beyoncรฉ

29/8/2025, 5:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

pack for cruising duh

29/8/2025, 5:38:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

my sisters love to make plans and not include me

29/8/2025, 4:17:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

just jammed our 40 year old custom door oh iโ€™m gonna be murdered

29/8/2025, 4:14:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

if you drive through my cul de sac i will be remembering your car and convinced youโ€™re planning to steal my dog

29/8/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Timmy Turner:

29/8/2025, 2:55:58 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

i laffed

29/8/2025, 2:58:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please donโ€™t bring this here

29/8/2025, 2:39:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

peter kinda fake for what he did to jesus

29/8/2025, 2:35:08 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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youโ€™re my diamond in the rough

29/8/2025, 2:12:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

things are shaping up to be pretty odd

29/8/2025, 1:24:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

iโ€™m obsessed with women

29/8/2025, 1:24:22 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

SHE RESPONDED TO MY DM ANAKSNSMANWKAK

28/8/2025, 8:30:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

20 years ago next week i met my best friend for the first time, I was 5. she has been gone for 6 years, the after is now longer than the before

28/8/2025, 7:19:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

classic cis heterosexual male response, what you wanna watch me eat box freak?

28/8/2025, 7:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh iโ€™ll be taking fosse classes while pregnant trust

28/8/2025, 6:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

you can raise our little Rachel Berryโ€™s

28/8/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

i still wanna have triple threat kids with you tho

28/8/2025, 6:17:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

yes iโ€™m very short

28/8/2025, 6:15:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

they knew and got scared. the closet door has been closed again.

21 year old merde closing a door covered in the lesbian flag, representing them closing the closet door and coming out a picture of merde standing in front of the lesbian flag, they are 21 in this picture with a short platinum bob and grunge makeup, they are wearing a black poncho
28/8/2025, 6:15:21 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

guys if you didnโ€™t know iโ€™m a lesbian

28/8/2025, 6:12:49 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

all my friends and like the queer community know but i definitely save face when i feel insecure around men esp when i wanted to be one of the boys for so long without realizing why ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28/8/2025, 6:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

also i just thought i was asexual for so long and thought i loved them and it was okay bc it was an act of love what the fuck

28/8/2025, 6:10:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

note this hasnโ€™t happened in over a year but โ€ฆ. every man iโ€™ve slept with except one i just didnโ€™t know how to say no they didnโ€™t like do anything wrong but i wasnโ€™t strong enough in my self esteem to realize people could love me without that

28/8/2025, 6:10:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

i think itโ€™s time to publicly come out for me, though itโ€™s scary iโ€™m so tired of being so anxious and everyone telling me itโ€™s okay bc im โ€œbisexualโ€ and passing but the tea is iโ€™m a lesbian who self harms by allowing men i want to be friends with to sleep with me and then feel like shit after ya kno

28/8/2025, 6:02:54 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

ร‰irinn go brรกch one day iโ€™ll be there with my people

28/8/2025, 5:30:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

love that the president thinks i should be in a mental hospital but also cut funding for state hospitals itโ€™s so cool being american yall should try it

28/8/2025, 5:29:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

14 years ago Joe Calderone appeared and my life was forever changed

28/8/2025, 5:01:32 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

my parents love to tell me i make homophobia and transphobia bigger in my head as if i couldโ€™ve gotten married 10 years ago

28/8/2025, 4:07:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

told my mom i was scared to be in america and she told me to get off social mediaโ€ฆ i woke up 10 minutes ago and watched one clip from fox news to see what the worst of the worst was i love that im still demonized for even just wanting to keep myself safe

28/8/2025, 4:06:07 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i assumed you were sitting but what if you were standing and i looked a fool

28/8/2025, 4:05:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or bass i cannot tell if cam is warping size

28/8/2025, 3:52:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CELLO?

28/8/2025, 3:52:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

but you hurt someone in the way they are saying all of this county is hurting them. Agreeing w the Fascists = Fascism

28/8/2025, 3:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trans people are literally the number one target and on the brink of being pushed out of american society all together, misgendering someone online and not being willing to apologize is Fascism in action. Itโ€™s saying that hurting trans people is okay bc they are trans. I get youโ€™re also rantingโ€”

28/8/2025, 3:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social) reply parent

Youโ€™re the mentally ill one if you think someone complaining about their struggles lessens yours and allows you to speak like the Fascists.

28/8/2025, 3:42:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

flirted w the girl iโ€™ve thought was cute since february ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

28/8/2025, 3:35:46 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

genuinely have nobody in my life that ever asks how i am but itโ€™s fine bc they all know itโ€™s bad im doing very bad im doing horribly terribly no good very bad

27/8/2025, 9:45:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no she lowkey should have been benched from the club for a bitโ€ฆ.

27/8/2025, 6:40:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you sent sunshine to a CRACK HOUSE

27/8/2025, 6:38:10 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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why did i get invited to audition for junie b. jones she is 6

27/8/2025, 4:46:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

when i was younger i always played older and now that im 25 i only get invited to audition for CHILDREN

27/8/2025, 4:45:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was just reminded abt liam payne i literally hate this world

27/8/2025, 4:35:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@taylor.from.rehab iโ€™m so sad

27/8/2025, 4:03:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nobody fucking talk to me taylor left

27/8/2025, 4:03:21 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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iโ€™m gonna get stockholm syndrome the way that this man texts me more than anyone else in my life

27/8/2025, 1:37:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if only daddy was a broadway producer tooโ€ฆ

27/8/2025, 1:34:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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safron rice burnt into the pan oh itโ€™s evil here

26/8/2025, 10:45:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no definitely just aggravating and why i used quotations bc they just are show shallowly wanting things for themselves

26/8/2025, 10:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2025 โ€œleftistsโ€ want fascism happening to ppl they disagree w

26/8/2025, 9:04:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the reaction to the Crumbl co founder, Lil Nas, Taylor getting engaged, oh youโ€™re just all sad sacks huh

26/8/2025, 9:03:36 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merde ๐”Œีž. .ีž๐ฆฏ (@merdemaid.bsky.social)

genuinely how you all act on here reinforces there is no community !!! youโ€™re all so washed up from being bullied as children youโ€™ve become bullies ! tired old hags !!! try empathy for once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26/8/2025, 9:02:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gay guys hate women so much itโ€™s insane

26/8/2025, 9:01:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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queer solidarity this and that but youโ€™re constantly bullying people to come out of the closet but love DL trade lying to their loved ones

26/8/2025, 7:27:43 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โœจyou want to send me $20 for weed โœจ

26/8/2025, 7:19:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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realizing he was watching catherine the great makes so much sense

26/8/2025, 7:18:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dude atp i donโ€™t think she can take a step without her fans over analyzing and her haters trying to kill her

26/8/2025, 7:09:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the way i knew they were gonna be so mad

26/8/2025, 7:03:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wicked tongues tell lies

26/8/2025, 7:02:48 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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NATIONAL BOTTOM DAY

26/8/2025, 6:15:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does anyone have breast atrophy at 25 or am i just literally rotting away

26/8/2025, 6:07:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sheโ€™s perfect and so beautiful

26/8/2025, 5:56:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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stooppppp root beer is supposed to be spicy and rooty not creamy and vanilla meemaw knows

26/8/2025, 5:06:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sent a like to my friend crush on hinge and theyโ€™ve texted me but not responded to the like oh they think iโ€™m a freak

26/8/2025, 5:05:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i need to date a weed dealer

26/8/2025, 5:04:37 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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would i take them back? absolutely

26/8/2025, 4:35:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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therapist told me iโ€™m beautiful and i think sheโ€™s legally not allowed to lie so

26/8/2025, 4:33:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view