Sam Clarke
@mfxduckman.bsky.social
Scottish. Weed enthusiast. Life long pro wrestling fan. Rugby, football and cricket fan. Comics and nerd shit is my jam. I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals. Follow for lukewarm takes on pro wrestling and other random thoughts.
created November 6, 2024
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AEW On TV (@aewontv.bsky.social) reposted
This Saturday night, Mark Briscoe adds another chapter to his legacy inside the 2300 Arena, as he and 2025 G1 Champion Konosuke Takeshita square off! #AEWCollision is LIVE this Saturday at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max
All Elite Wrestling (@allelitewrestling.com) reposted
TONIGHT! AEW returns to the historic 2300 Arena with a huge TBS Title Match and an All Star 8-Man Tag! Be there LIVE at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max, TONIGHT!
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I never really been a “vibes” type of dude. But I do like the Bluesky vibes.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but I thought they could’ve gotten a few more matches out of it. Really elevate Kaito. I just really enjoyed watching them kick the shit out of each other. 👌
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
No. shit. 🙄 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The answer to everything is right there. There’s so many of us and so few of them. A wealth tax on a fraction of their income would solve so many problems. Then again, they aren’t called the Rich And Powerful for nothing. The so called best of us, ending the lives of the rest of us. Yes, I am high.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
An here’s Maeda/Chosu explained. youtube.com/shorts/lyE37...
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
It’s got Maeda/Chosu vibes. Only if Maeda got the shit kicked out of him after!! Also, Okada when he flips is so awesome. Pity they didn’t do more off the back of this. Could’ve been huge. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d watch if he did the job! 😂😂
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Every wrestling fan should watch one Misawa/Kobashi vs Kawada/Taue match at least once a month. It’s just good for your soul. Any match they had will do. They are literally all brilliant. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I don’t give a fuck if they bring back Bruce Lee, the other Bella, Ryback, Zack Ryder, the ghosts of wrestling past or Jesus himself, I’m not watching shitty WWE. I am watching, supporting and loving AEW. WWE are fighting over crumbs. They won’t kill AEW. This is just getting dumb. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Belichick in the news. Reminded me of this tremendous Shane Gillis joke about him, “Shohei is a once in a generation talent. No one's been able to do what he's done at so many positions - pitcher, hitter, and bookie," “And a bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bed.”
Haley (@haleyanne.bsky.social) reposted
Was stoked to chat with Bandido last week about forming Brodido, his return to the ring, and that #AEW Bounty Hunter/Cowboy stable 🌚🤼♂️ Now on VICE:
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Found a You Tube channel that looks back at old promotions that have gone out of business. 15-20 minute video essay type deal. I enjoy them, good to learn about some promotions I’ve never heard of. I know there’s Joshi fans on here, this will be of interest to you. 🤼 youtu.be/-UCEQh4Kojw?...
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I get annoyed with this idea that all fans of a promotion are the same. I keep seeing posts about “how everyone on here went crazy about…” and I don’t even know the thing they’re talking about. Let alone “everyone” freaking about it. Turns out it’s like 5 people arguing. Choose words wiser folks 🤼
David Squires (@davidsquires.bsky.social) reposted
Oops, here’s the updated version of this week’s cartoon, minus the duplicated panel (a deliberate mistake to see if you were reading). www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Bill Belichick in the news. Reminded me of this tremendous Shane Gillis joke about him, “Shohei is a once in a generation talent. No one's been able to do what he's done at so many positions - pitcher, hitter, and bookie," “And a bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bed.”
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I get it. People are emotionally drained, even damaged, by what social media became. Constant arguments, threats, mocking. But fuck, you’ve got to remember that this black rectangle isn’t your life. You need to stop being a slave to this shit. Real people, face to face, laughter, family, THAT’s life
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I keep seeing people worried about this placing turning into Twitter. Why? Unless an actual Nazi takes this place over and financially incentives people to spew hate all day, I think we’re good. An argument about a wrestler or whatever is not the same as what I saw on Twitter. Chill. Block. Enjoy. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The is he dead watch is feeling like transfer deadline day in the football. Everyone waiting to hear if the final deal is done and the horror show might be over. Then you realise JD cocking Vance would be in charge and that horrible feeling that the nightmare is just beginning sets in. Hate it here.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Right, I’m off down a NOAH rabbit hole thanks to the awesome Kings AARK You Tube channel. Playlists divided into years. Let’s start at 2001 and see what we’ve got. See y’all in a few weeks. 😂😂 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
God I miss this era of NOAH. Some of the best junior workers of all time. Plus the main event scene had some serious heavy hitters. The years before this were my favourite, especially with Kobashi as World Champ. Also, Ishimori is wildly underrated. Someone needs to steal his superstar elbow! 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
How to advertise publicly that you’re a complete douchebag. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Have to remind myself I’m not watching this at double speed! These fuckers are MOVING. Amazing pace and everything is crisp and hard hitting.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the biggest Marvel fumble? Cause I had high hopes for a spy/thriller/espionage type show front by Nick Fury. Instead we got “everyone has powers and nothing matters” slop! Total let down.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Nothing was saving that absolute turd of a show. Even Chloe.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
You Tube is a treasure trove for wrestling matches. Just found a tag match from NOAH in 2007. KENTA & Taiji Ishimori vs Naomichi Marufuji & Kota Ibushi. Ibushi looks about 15, so skinny and fresh faced. This was after the famous KENTA/Maru team split. So crowd are white hot for them. Great match. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
100% this. The downfall of most of social media has been political discourse. Especially the kind that’s highjacked and weaponised to keep people at each other’s throats and not thinking about how much the political classes are fucking us over. Less divisive politics, more fun things in life please.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Man, Liverpool have absolute owned this transfer window. Like the best Football Manager save of all time. For a team who won the league at a canter to sign the quality of players they have, and so many in one window, is absolutely amazing.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
“What did you get up to this weekend Gary?” “Ah just the usual mate. Stood outside a hotel, terrorising the families inside because they’re illegal migrants innit,” “Oh, um, how’s the wife and kids?” “Yeah, they left me.” “Yeah, I can see why.” These hotel protesters are the worst of the UK.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Logan Paul and everything he does, says and stands for, is one of the plethora of reasons why I’ll never watch WWE again. They got a good 3 decades out of me. That’s plenty. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
These weirdos can find “woke” in anything. It’s an alarming skill these days.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
This is painfully Alan Partridge.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Kenta Kobashi night. One of my favourite matches of his. A cocky, arrogant invader to NOAH from NJPW, Yuji Nagata challenges Kobashi during his epic 2 year World Title run back in 2003. Great match. Hot crowd and a fresh faced future Ace in Tanahashi cornering Nagata. 🤼 youtu.be/a-yBZJZ0PQ0?...
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah some of the bumps in that match were beyond brutal. That old ECW arena really brings out the madness in these dudes!
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Just finished Bandido v Hechicero match from ROH last night. What an absolute banger. Two guys who were just born to work each other. The shifts in momentum, the changes of pace and intensity, all perfect. The crowd were white hot. Wrestling at the highest level. Loved that match so much. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Bandido is the guy that Andrade thought he was. AEW and ROH have got someone very special. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Paradise City.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The AEW partnership with CMLL has to be one of the best moves TK has made. We get to see some of the best Luchadores in the world on national TV. They get treated with utmost respect (see Bandido’s push). Plus we get MJF/Mistico and the nuclear heat that brings. Arena Mexico shows etc. Such a win. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Well that’s 90 minutes of my life I won’t get back. Thanks Leeds and Newcastle, that’s the most boring game of football I’ve watched in a long time. 😞
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Makes sense, he’s as irritating as a mosquito. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Wasn’t “drama” it was an “error.”
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The ref and VAR team in the Fulham game must be WWE fans. They are fucking Fulham over so badly here.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Man, Fulham got fucked over on that VAR decision. What happened to only intervening on “clear and obvious errors” by the referee? That was such over the top forensic level reasoning to disallow a goal. Almost as shitty and anti football as the Eze free kick getting disallowed the other week.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The TNT Sports presenter on the Chelsea v Fulham game has such a weird style. She laughs or seems on the verge of laughing whenever she speaks. Her tone of voice is right in that “talking to a kid” style that grates my ears. Seems like a Blue Peter presenter who has stumbled into football coverage.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I will continue to hope! 🙏
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I am more ready for this than anything in my life. 🫡
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
My renewed passport is arriving today. Can’t wait to see how badly the old mug shot came out. Sad times cause in my old one I had a full head of hair. I miss those days. 😢
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I see the tradition of streaming issues with ROH PPVs is alive and well. Ah I remember the days fondly. Sitting in front of a buffering screen, catching glimpses of a match, all the while cursing this new IPPV concept. The tradition lives. Good on TK with the quick make right through. That’s new. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I’ve never had my hopes get up so high and then dashed so quickly. I really thought it had happened for a moment. Then I checked BBC and didn’t see a mention of it. Really thought that disgusting orange fuck had kicked the bucket. One day. 🙏
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
He donated to Trump’s reelection campaign. Then again, that might’ve been the wife’s doing. Was in his name though. His politics is definitely what started the backlash. Shame really cause he is absolutely one of the most important people in getting AEW off the ground.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a lot to do with his right wing politics. His wife was at Jan 6th. He’s had one of Trump’s kids on his podcast. I think that’s when the turn on him started. His last in-ring run was pretty bad too. Lot of people felt he was holding down young talent…not sure about that myself. But yeah.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been wondering about that since it happened.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Got to give it time. He got the pin this week. So they’re setting him up for something. Probably a tag team title shot. I trust in AEW booking a fuck lot more than anything WCW did!
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Christ I need to catch up. I’ve only seen one of these The Grey Man and didn’t enjoy it. Half of these I’ve never heard of. Apart from the K-Pop one because my niece watched it 75 times when she was here for a week.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Wrapping up a wrestling heavy Friday with this slice of fried gold. Two of my all time favourites. So many insanely good matches to pick from with these two, as opponents and partners. Can’t go wrong with Misawa and Kobashi. 🤼 youtu.be/mUJI56UNE4M?...
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking about this today when watching AEW. Due to the level of talent in The Don Callis family and I was trying to think of a stable with so many stars. I’d throw The Dangerous Alliance in there. They didn’t last long, but they burned bright. Always a favourite of mine.
Tribune (@tribunemagazine.bsky.social) reposted
The reaction of fans to Hangman Page overcoming trauma and alienation via solidarity shows that what hundreds of thousands of fans and people worldwide crave is not just success, but connection and togetherness. Read Tom Williams on the politics of wrestling.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reposted
No matter how hard fans, promotions, tv networks or anyone else tries to make wrestling a less scummy business, there’s always someone willing to add to the scum. This won’t draw a dime. It will draw scorn from any right thinking person. Fuck that promotion and fuck Rampage’s kid. Scum all round. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
So true. It’s the same with some on here putting AEW in the MAGA camp just cause that’s what WWE are these days. AEW couldn’t be further from that. Almost like people don’t understand that within genres there are differences. Some of them major. There’s room for both but WWE don’t play like that.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought so. Weird choice for a replacement.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, pure scum.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Right, that was a throughly entertaining AEW Dynamite. Time to make some burgers for dinner and get back to some Assassins Creed Odyssey.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
No matter how hard fans, promotions, tv networks or anyone else tries to make wrestling a less scummy business, there’s always someone willing to add to the scum. This won’t draw a dime. It will draw scorn from any right thinking person. Fuck that promotion and fuck Rampage’s kid. Scum all round. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
👎 it’s just not for me. Unless he becomes a crooner type character or some kind of lounge act. Otherwise it’s just a jarring, horrible song for a wrestlers entrance. The voice on it sounds like someone doing a skit on SNL.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate it.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Darby Allin v Claudio was insane. That table spot ala Bam Bam and Spike Dudley was fucking nuts. How Darby can work that cage match on Sunday, fly across the Atlantic and then work THAT match on Wednesday is beyond comprehension. What a brilliant Dynamite that was. AEW energy like no other. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
That Hangman/Kenny angle was pure ECW booking. The run ins, the young guys helping out, the two stars uniting. AEW has always felt like PWG with a budget. But that sprinkle of ECW this week has been great on this show. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Hangman v Ospreay for the AEW World Title at All In next year. Will’s recovery dependant obviously. Book mark it folks. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I just love natural commentary without all the forced lines and product placement you get in other places. Nothing takes away from the matches but the commentary still have great personalities that stand out.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
That all star 8 man tag from AEW Dynamite was just brilliant. Everything that makes me a AEW fan in one match. THAT’S what the sickos live for. Tremendous piece of work right there. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Him being a slimy shit trying to keep all the egos in check will be fun to watch. Especially when it all blows up in his face eventually! 😂
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s potential for like 10 feuds and stories right there. Could go with it for a year. Get one of those cage/blood and guts/anarchy matches to blow it all off. Also, when the family does implode it’s going to be so satisfying watching Callis crack up.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Don Callis: “This is a stooge business.” Taz: “That’s why you’ve last so long in it.” God bless Taz. Him and Don have such great back and forth on commentary. Another thing that makes AEW so great to watch. Real wrestling commentators, commentating like real people. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
So many different styles and personalities in there too. This 8 man tag is fucking phenomenal! The face side aren’t slouches either. Really showcases what AEW is all about. Love it!
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
God damn, the level of talent in the Don Callis family is unreal. THAT is a stable full of stars if ever I’ve seen one. Used to think The Dangerous Alliance was the most star studded ever, but this? Whole new level. Like an evil Avengers of wrestling. Also shows how stunningly good AEW roster is. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Does Mark Briscoe now have more kids than Mercedes has belts?! Congrats to him and his wife. That is one fertile couple. AEW could do a Briscoes blood line story for the next 30 years. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it’s not for me. Just doesn’t work as a wrestling theme. Sounds like a Eurovision song.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The Stat/Harley v Ford/Bayne tag match was excellent. Everyone working great. Crowd red hot for it. The two power houses and their smaller, feisty partners really had top chemistry. Those AEW Women’s Tag Titles have to be coming soon. The talent is there for sure. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it’s just not what I think of when I think of HOOK. Or wrestling in general. I guess they didn’t want to reup on the rights to his old song?
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was that Mike Flowers dude who did that cover of Wonderwall back in the day.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Catching up with AEW Dynamite. What’s up with Hook’s new music? Thought his previous song was perfect for him. This new one sounds like a parody of someone doing David Bowie. Maybe I’m just old, but I don’t get it. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. Just got to the bit where the priests are saying medicine is evil and we must rely on the Gods to heal the sick. Reminds me of RFK Jnr and his bullshit. Centuries of stupidity just hardwired into some people’s DNA (which they probably think is fake too). 😞
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The most disingenuous cunt on the planet. And think of the ground that covers.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Engagement farming is one of the worst things the internet caused.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazy to be in a mindset of a war that ended 25 years ago! I think a lot of it is due to AEW owning NXT when they went head to head and Vince took NXT from HHH. A lot of people have forgotten that humiliation. Apart from Trips.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah this isn’t coke v Pepsi. The two products are vastly different. They present two distinct styles. They have very different fan bases. AEW seem to have cottoned on to this and their shows have improved a lot. WWE has their style and either by habit or brand loyalty they have their fans.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a good point I didn’t think of. They do have a lot of cash to burn and don’t want to pay their talent what they’re worth. Maybe that’s the whole point? 😂 🤔
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
The sooner wrestling journalists realise that AEW and WWE are two separate fanbases, with very different expectations and wants for their shows, the better. It might even help WWE realise that counter programming is worthless in this era. There’s not much channel flipping being done these days. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it’s on national TV. It has to be professionally lit.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Started watching AEW Dynamite last night. As a long time fan and watcher of ECW, I can’t believe that’s the same building. I don’t know who the production designer is for AEW but they deserve an immediate raise for making that shit hole (said with affection) look so good on TV. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
I wish the you tube algorithm would stop recommending me videos of nerdy men in their 40s crying about women in the media they watch. Or how everything to too “woke.” The level of insecurity in these dudes is terrifying. They’re raising a generation of pathetic boys. And YT loves it. Fuck. Off.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Kathleen Turner Overdrive might be the greatest name for a beer I’ve ever seen! 😂😂😂
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
“Cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am.” Someone described Superman as a fire fighter and not a cop. Perfect analogy. In a world filled with Homelander’s, we should all try to be a bit more Superman. God I loved that movie so much! A shot of hope and joy to a soul that needed it.
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social)
Joey Ryan, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries. 🤼
Sam Clarke (@mfxduckman.bsky.social) reply parent
Any online subject in wrestling is discussed by a niche audience. There’s this very twisted belief that everything discussed in the IWC is being discussed by all fans. When the reality is, the IWC is a small fraction of fans. Not everyone who likes wrestling is chronically online. That was my point.