Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Carry on, Dr. Forbin.
Guitars, bikes, skis, dogs, and football (Arsenal, Nottingham Forest, SportingKC) My pain tolerance in football is probably obvious
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Carry on, Dr. Forbin.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
The Thursday Murder Club (Netflix) If you wanted to put together a cast that would grab me by the …well, let’s just say that they did.
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Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Can’t decide who I want cast in the role of Ernst Röhm, mostly because the list is too damned long.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
“Attention impresario” is a phrase I’m going to reuse on the regular.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
But you can identify a hare-brained assgoblin from 50 meters, and Jr there is proof.
Anna Holmes (@annabookwriter.bsky.social) reposted
If you think you don’t have a qualifying condition to get the COVID shot, yes you do. You have the same conditions that I do, and I am happy to talk about our symptoms at length to better explain them to the pharmacist, who at the moment does not need to confirm these things on any record.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoke too soon. 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s still dry over here, for now. Plenty of thunder!
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
These little doge fuckheads need to go though some things. Like prison gates.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Fluffers first, star leads last.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally possible.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve had 10 — they’re all qualified in this maneuver. 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I rescue huskies - the cats of dogs, so I’ll stipulate.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Was a t-shirt I saw at Flatstock, SxSW in the before times. And it still hits. 🤣
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
In a world full of , be a Lisa Cook.
K Jumbe (@kjumbe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Death is the least of things you should fear in a dictatorship. Imprisonment, torture, the targeting of friends and loved ones... there is a lot a dictatorship can take away from you before they get around to taking your life.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
JB did the reading, it seems.
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Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Maybe if miller wasn’t such an odious piece of shit, he’d feel less terrified in his life.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
/11 In short, fuck these fascist shitbirds, fuck you if you voted for them, fuck you if you apologize for or countenance them.
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
Correct. It’s insane that anyone is standing for this. We need people in the streets, campus protests, a general strike. Democrats should be holding rallies and press events constantly. The apathy in the face of all this is astounding.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he’s dumb enough…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
RIP Brent Hinds. Damn it!
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
“If done correctly”, which seems well beyond the reach of this administration.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. Bring that lumpen circus peanut over; I’m happy to provide a counterexample.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Guaranteed to end well, right?
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, really.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
If someone, anyone, could shut this gibbering gobshite the fuck up, I would be eternally grateful.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot string together enough profanities to describe how useless the dem caucus has proved to be.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Because chickenshit?
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno. Maybe it was proposed after publication?
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, just spitballing, the reason they still put instructions on hand soap…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
You are probably aware, but Elie Mystal proposes a rational expansion argument (and resolution) in “Bad Law”.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. Another fight with autocorrect lost.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
I hope every government-funded researcher working with/on mRNA vaccines sends every page of data to every researcher they know in Europe. USG doesn’t want it, so it must not be valuable, right?
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
The absolute fraidiest of frady cats. (iOS wants to sub “fraud” for “frady”, and I had to consider it)
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Nicely done. If there’s a fundraiser to get the lasers back, I’m in.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
But who am I kidding: I’ve never passed a bar, though I’ve occasionally regretted entering.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Home of the brave* *An apparent multitude of chickenshit gobshites to the contrary…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Paxton makes me wonder if I could have passed the bar on the waning edge of a week long bender with Gary Busey.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Same goes for making a handful of eventual cemetery plots pay-per-piss. Will totally hose my retirement.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
“Broken sharply with the mainstream”, because “being full of shit” isn’t enough big words.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Rosé, here. Absolutely no intention of ruining it with introspection, this evening. 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
They were going to label this dog vicious, and euthanize her. So I rescued her. The only thing endangered by this dog is food, and maybe a sock that gets left out.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Have to tip the hat to the artist including smokestacks in the graphic — keeping it real.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it’s not like Leno was an actual comedian. Actual comedians are funny.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Siri: show me someone in need of both makeup lessons and a swift kick in the crotch.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever get do? Come on, autocorrect! Whatever they do^
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m wrong (a lot!), but I think those existing beliefs are largely self-entrenching: if they get beat down they’re victims; if nobody notices them they’re victims. In between? Victims. And always chomping at the bit to make someone/anyone pay. Pathetic finds a way, it seems.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a fair point, and I expect there to be a lot of fallout. But I also think that whatever get do is what they were always going to do, this just moves the timeline forward a little.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Deep in a Paul Weller rabbit hole. And it is good.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely not. But fuck that guy, anyway. I’ll save my concern for people that aren’t helping trash it all.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
It ain’t like she’s wrong…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Participant in tech world here — can confirm.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
So damned good!
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice work! Something to look forward to this weekend, I guess… 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly kind of thing I would “win”.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
And all of them proclaiming, to a degree that exposes the lie, how tough and fearless they believe themselves to be. Useless craven cowards.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
The map in my lightning app looked like I’d spilled cayenne pepper on it.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Possums are awesome!
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s just a very simple salad, really.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
This is wonderful.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
“If they were a company”. They’re not, and maybe someone with access could take minute to write that on a shovel and hit this lump of shit in the head with it.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Fuck Columbia U. In the neck.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
And, besides everyone, who could have predicted that serious questions would be raised about accountability at the highest levels? (Not taking the piss on Mr. Eisen, because I respect him. But honestly: we are past that point, I find)
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to redbubble and make “contemptible Vichy scum” t-shirts, because if there have ever been 3 words to capture the moment, those are the three.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
When I was 9, I was the Man From UNCLE. And as dumb as that was, I envisioned better promo shot. These fucking people…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Fizzy, and high water content. Well played.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Not one person asked for this. Not. One.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Vibe physics. These fucking people. There are (clearly) good reasons for continuing to put instructions on fucking hand soap.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
“might” buying a lot of (unearned) grace there…
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
The notion that any person is undeserving of food is part of the fundamental rot in this society.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Tummy again showing no concept of how shit works. Sad wee tummy.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t snub anyone. But there are definitely people with whom I share no common values, and I let them live a life unburdened by my presence and/or voice.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Mapsco was the only way in the DFW area.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Behind D. On the daily. Still remember when the price went to 75 cents, and thought, “this is nuts — I gotta quit”.🤣
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Shitty vodka, to boot.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
I couldn’t possibly like BRMC any more than I alre… I stand corrected.
Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard.bsky.social) reposted
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly not sure where I was going with that. 🤷♂️
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh. Can’t dance better so seems fair.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Sen. Fetterman! Fuck you. Endlessly.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
“…I mean, you don't see Elton John come out in his normal fucking pajamas. He puts on other pajamas." consequence.net/cover/ghost-...
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
AI is amazing. I spend more time saving myself from spellcheck than spellcheck saves me from typos. Case in point: it changed AI to AU, and I had to go back and change. Quite the goddamned assistant…
Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) reposted
Very good work. Read it and act. www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-secret...
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Please allow me to gesture broadly at… well, everything.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Boise resident, I support this. Maybe it would lead to expanded bus service. 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
The chase for the title of Most Stupid Lump of Shit Ever continues apace.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record, that’s not the plot of “The Perfect Couple”. But that only reinforces my position.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
If Liev Shreiber made a movie that was just him sitting there for 2 hours, I would watch that shit.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Footie scran says: No Scran.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to know where in this taxonomy the Crunch Wrap Supreme falls. Because I’m high AF, but I also don’t want to disappoint — it’s the Kansas Baptist in me.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s put his flaccid ass to work.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
It’s the 4th of July and every channel is showing ‘Independence Day’ on a loop when they should be showing ‘Idiocracy.’
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
This is… something. 😀
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
I needed this, this morning.
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
u24.gov.ua
Mark Hodges (@mhodges.bsky.social)
Just found out that I can park at meters in Boise for $10/year. A small perk among many for going electric. www.cityofboise.org/departments/...