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Cerebral Strumpet

@mia-sade.bsky.social

Yapper. Delta. Millennial Emeritus. Sometimes writer. A full-time delight. Formerly @mia_sade. I'm mad about not having that underscore

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I might add Destiny's Child stuff just to make it an even 100

4/9/2025, 3:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Another fun thing: This playlist started as a work thing but I've been adding to it on Sept 4 throughout the years. Ugh, my stan mind 🐝

4/9/2025, 3:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I been on this train a loooooooong time

4/9/2025, 3:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

What I'm trying to say is happy birthday to a living legend

4/9/2025, 3:24:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I just checked my Beyonce playlist. It's 88 songs long. You know how bad of an mfer you gotta be to be able to pick out 88 favorites and still have some left over. This ain't even including DC stuff

4/9/2025, 3:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

This was my third time and I was pissed because the second time had me down for month. I'm sorry you have strep. A sore throat, IN THIS ECONOMY? Smh

4/9/2025, 3:20:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Covid and flu are rampant. I know, I just got over the former. Be safe out there, folks

4/9/2025, 3:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Taste

4/9/2025, 3:04:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord

4/9/2025, 2:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yammington Levy (@cloudgoddes5.bsky.social) reposted

BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE

4/9/2025, 2:39:20 PM | 12 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody also tell me

4/9/2025, 2:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

What I miss?

4/9/2025, 2:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Tony and Darnell are amazing names

4/9/2025, 5:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

There was also a surprise birth

4/9/2025, 5:17:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

They did absolutely everything out there this year

4/9/2025, 4:59:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I ain't know Hootie still had that much pull lol

4/9/2025, 3:58:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's listening to him? Lol

4/9/2025, 3:55:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Ain't Morgan Wallen still racist? Did everybody just forget?

4/9/2025, 3:51:27 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dawg...what a twist

4/9/2025, 2:57:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Rolling Ray died?!

4/9/2025, 2:32:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The TV show

3/9/2025, 7:39:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious (@spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app) reposted

One of the sexiest things a man can have is a damn clue

3/9/2025, 6:44:08 PM | 56 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brrandin.bsky.social (@brrandin.bsky.social) reposted

Buddy came in the gym and changed out of Jordans into Timbs I’m finna leave.

3/9/2025, 6:01:32 PM | 70 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Starting off spooky season with an Originals rewatch

3/9/2025, 6:18:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get so disappointed in myself with this particular typo

3/9/2025, 3:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I only liked the first one I saw 😂

3/9/2025, 2:26:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3/9/2025, 2:22:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me get to liking @seauxcocoa.bsky.social

3/9/2025, 2:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture It’s. “SaKhEr”🍉 (@ssaakkhheerr2.bsky.social) reposted

I’m Sakher, and I’ve been silent here for days— not because I’m okay, but because even internet and electricity are luxuries we barely have in Gaza. The truth is, nothing has gotten better. My family and I are still suffering every single day.…. 🙏💔 GFM: gofund.me/f116bf44

A young man from Gaza looks into the camera with tired eyes. His face shows pain and exhaustion, the weight of caring for his family with nothing left. The background reflects hardship and destruction, a quiet cry for help.
3/9/2025, 7:17:49 AM | 130 174 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I had a dream that Keyshia Cole married into my family some kinda way and there was cake everywhere for some reason

3/9/2025, 2:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazier than a gotdamn shithouse rat

3/9/2025, 2:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that old man

3/9/2025, 1:26:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Dolvett from The Biggest Loser?!

3/9/2025, 4:17:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

That's really good to hear that you're in a better space. Also, fuck em

3/9/2025, 3:01:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

GOTDAMN... I'm sorry but also kinda proud?

3/9/2025, 12:21:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

What'd you do?

3/9/2025, 12:14:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey man (but true)

3/9/2025, 12:00:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I thought the Share My World era was so fly

2/9/2025, 11:09:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

My Mary

2/9/2025, 11:06:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

My type of hype

2/9/2025, 11:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

This is the one who looks like he eats babies, right?

2/9/2025, 10:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Y'all are thinking small. You got a somehow convince a medical professional to put you in traction

2/9/2025, 10:55:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

‼️

2/9/2025, 10:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Bank robbers are back, baby!

2/9/2025, 9:43:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Blocked is crazy

2/9/2025, 6:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Are there snacks?

2/9/2025, 4:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell me about lol

2/9/2025, 4:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I'm super extra mega not gonna listen to whatever this is

2/9/2025, 4:20:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn

2/9/2025, 4:20:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Preciate you saying that ❤️

2/9/2025, 4:17:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm hoping that freedom sets in instead of panic

2/9/2025, 4:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

❤️❤️❤️

2/9/2025, 4:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, love. I'm counting my blessings in spite of everything

2/9/2025, 4:15:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

The game ain't the same smh

2/9/2025, 4:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, friend. I'm just leaning on a plan bigger than my own

2/9/2025, 4:10:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too...sorta. I'm a little relieved? Is that weird?

2/9/2025, 4:09:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Love you, like a lot

2/9/2025, 4:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully, something shakes

2/9/2025, 4:04:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

2/9/2025, 4:04:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leta Lestrange (@joybella.bsky.social) reposted

Staff at the Dipset/Lox Verzuz:

2/9/2025, 3:51:44 PM | 19 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

And my 90s R&B playlist is WHAMMIN

2/9/2025, 3:43:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Now I got the time to research and hopefully kill it

2/9/2025, 3:42:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Jokes on them tho, I got an in-person interview this week anyway.

2/9/2025, 3:41:41 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

EXACTLY. 🖕🏾 her

2/9/2025, 3:30:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you

2/9/2025, 3:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Iono. I just be having 5-minute tattoo ideas. Very fleeting lol

2/9/2025, 3:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

That's my plan. Thank you.

2/9/2025, 3:29:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. I'm oddly relieved. That place was kinda crazy

2/9/2025, 3:28:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried to float a group tat and nobody was trying to hear that

2/9/2025, 2:55:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I just got laid off. Time to take a nap, I guess?

2/9/2025, 2:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Empé 👑🃏🦋⚡️ (@yeahthatsrocc.bsky.social) reposted

May mercy, peace, rest and love be multiplied unto you this day. And may your requests be granted expediently, and abundantly. Be well this day. Amen. 🩶

2/9/2025, 11:50:16 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⚜️New Logic (@freshlogic.blacksky.app) reposted

The Starks:

2/9/2025, 11:50:51 AM | 53 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lala 🐆 (@lalarchvs.bsky.social) reposted

Labor Day wasn’t enough, I need labor week

2/9/2025, 10:37:00 AM | 282 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I also needed to hear this

2/9/2025, 11:46:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 72 inches tall. Having a TV taller than me is insanity

2/9/2025, 3:20:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Are we sure Vraylar isn't a dragon circling Kings Landing?

2/9/2025, 3:09:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not what I heard

2/9/2025, 3:03:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

The old man with the young gf got whooped, huh?

2/9/2025, 2:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ShordeeDoWhop (@netta.bsky.social) reposted

Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch.

2/9/2025, 2:25:26 AM | 245 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

How did Mr. Don't Fret even come up?

2/9/2025, 12:39:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. He watched me grow up, so hearing this is hard

2/9/2025, 12:01:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has been such a sad couple of weeks

1/9/2025, 11:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

My next door neighbor died today. I grew up with his kids and he was always so kind and willing to help me, my mom and Granny. He would always check on me when I saw him before he got sick. Damn, I really hate this.

1/9/2025, 11:48:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I didn't get my birthday gifts from Sephora and Ulta

1/9/2025, 11:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skeety Davis Jr (@bperry149.bsky.social) reposted

Never forget

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31/8/2025, 12:19:11 PM | 83 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marcorasi.bsky.social (@marcorasi.bsky.social) reposted

Twilight over St Philip Street, New Orleans

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1/9/2025, 9:56:23 PM | 117 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fear I'm never gonna catch up

1/9/2025, 10:22:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

You look great, Dr! I'm excited to check this out!

1/9/2025, 10:20:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Y'all I am UNDONE #unknownnumber

1/9/2025, 9:47:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bitch is certifiable

1/9/2025, 9:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

And now she's copping pleas. Girl get out of my face

1/9/2025, 9:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giiiiiirl...

1/9/2025, 9:34:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

Hello!

1/9/2025, 9:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

GIRL, YOU WAS DOING THIS THE WHOLE TIME?! #unknownnumber

1/9/2025, 9:32:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Update: OH MY GOD

1/9/2025, 9:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Lord

1/9/2025, 9:01:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)

I'm watching this text doc on Netflix. It's one of the parents, isn't it?

1/9/2025, 8:51:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇ ™️ (@killlthehype.blacksky.app) reposted

Please make sure your kids are familiar with the story of Mr. Cheeks and Renee.

1/9/2025, 8:47:16 PM | 25 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmmhmmmm...yeeeaah...

1/9/2025, 8:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually the Canelo fight...

1/9/2025, 8:29:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view