Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I might add Destiny's Child stuff just to make it an even 100
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I might add Destiny's Child stuff just to make it an even 100
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Another fun thing: This playlist started as a work thing but I've been adding to it on Sept 4 throughout the years. Ugh, my stan mind 🐝
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I been on this train a loooooooong time
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
What I'm trying to say is happy birthday to a living legend
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I just checked my Beyonce playlist. It's 88 songs long. You know how bad of an mfer you gotta be to be able to pick out 88 favorites and still have some left over. This ain't even including DC stuff
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This was my third time and I was pissed because the second time had me down for month. I'm sorry you have strep. A sore throat, IN THIS ECONOMY? Smh
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Covid and flu are rampant. I know, I just got over the former. Be safe out there, folks
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Taste
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Lord
Yammington Levy (@cloudgoddes5.bsky.social) reposted
BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE
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Somebody also tell me
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
What I miss?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Tony and Darnell are amazing names
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
There was also a surprise birth
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
They did absolutely everything out there this year
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I ain't know Hootie still had that much pull lol
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's listening to him? Lol
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Ain't Morgan Wallen still racist? Did everybody just forget?
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Dawg...what a twist
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Rolling Ray died?!
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The TV show
Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious (@spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app) reposted
One of the sexiest things a man can have is a damn clue
brrandin.bsky.social (@brrandin.bsky.social) reposted
Buddy came in the gym and changed out of Jordans into Timbs I’m finna leave.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Starting off spooky season with an Originals rewatch
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I get so disappointed in myself with this particular typo
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I only liked the first one I saw 😂
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me get to liking @seauxcocoa.bsky.social
It’s. “SaKhEr”🍉 (@ssaakkhheerr2.bsky.social) reposted
I’m Sakher, and I’ve been silent here for days— not because I’m okay, but because even internet and electricity are luxuries we barely have in Gaza. The truth is, nothing has gotten better. My family and I are still suffering every single day.…. 🙏💔 GFM: gofund.me/f116bf44
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I had a dream that Keyshia Cole married into my family some kinda way and there was cake everywhere for some reason
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazier than a gotdamn shithouse rat
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck that old man
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Dolvett from The Biggest Loser?!
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
That's really good to hear that you're in a better space. Also, fuck em
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
GOTDAMN... I'm sorry but also kinda proud?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
What'd you do?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey man (but true)
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I thought the Share My World era was so fly
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
My Mary
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
My type of hype
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
This is the one who looks like he eats babies, right?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all are thinking small. You got a somehow convince a medical professional to put you in traction
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
‼️
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Bank robbers are back, baby!
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Blocked is crazy
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Are there snacks?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me about lol
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I'm super extra mega not gonna listen to whatever this is
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Preciate you saying that ❤️
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping that freedom sets in instead of panic
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️❤️❤️
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, love. I'm counting my blessings in spite of everything
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
The game ain't the same smh
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, friend. I'm just leaning on a plan bigger than my own
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too...sorta. I'm a little relieved? Is that weird?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you, like a lot
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully, something shakes
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Leta Lestrange (@joybella.bsky.social) reposted
Staff at the Dipset/Lox Verzuz:
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
And my 90s R&B playlist is WHAMMIN
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Now I got the time to research and hopefully kill it
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Jokes on them tho, I got an in-person interview this week anyway.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
EXACTLY. 🖕🏾 her
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Iono. I just be having 5-minute tattoo ideas. Very fleeting lol
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my plan. Thank you.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. I'm oddly relieved. That place was kinda crazy
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried to float a group tat and nobody was trying to hear that
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I just got laid off. Time to take a nap, I guess?
Empé 👑🃏🦋⚡️ (@yeahthatsrocc.bsky.social) reposted
May mercy, peace, rest and love be multiplied unto you this day. And may your requests be granted expediently, and abundantly. Be well this day. Amen. 🩶
⚜️New Logic (@freshlogic.blacksky.app) reposted
The Starks:
Lala 🐆 (@lalarchvs.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day wasn’t enough, I need labor week
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I also needed to hear this
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 72 inches tall. Having a TV taller than me is insanity
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Are we sure Vraylar isn't a dragon circling Kings Landing?
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Not what I heard
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
The old man with the young gf got whooped, huh?
ShordeeDoWhop (@netta.bsky.social) reposted
Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
How did Mr. Don't Fret even come up?
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. He watched me grow up, so hearing this is hard
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
This has been such a sad couple of weeks
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
My next door neighbor died today. I grew up with his kids and he was always so kind and willing to help me, my mom and Granny. He would always check on me when I saw him before he got sick. Damn, I really hate this.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I didn't get my birthday gifts from Sephora and Ulta
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
I fear I'm never gonna catch up
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
You look great, Dr! I'm excited to check this out!
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Y'all I am UNDONE #unknownnumber
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
This bitch is certifiable
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
And now she's copping pleas. Girl get out of my face
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Giiiiiirl...
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
Hello!
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
GIRL, YOU WAS DOING THIS THE WHOLE TIME?! #unknownnumber
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: OH MY GOD
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Lord
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social)
I'm watching this text doc on Netflix. It's one of the parents, isn't it?
ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇ ™️ (@killlthehype.blacksky.app) reposted
Please make sure your kids are familiar with the story of Mr. Cheeks and Renee.
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmmhmmmm...yeeeaah...
Cerebral Strumpet (@mia-sade.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually the Canelo fight...