stars, planets, moons are all a type of orb
30 or 40 years old in colorado. computer science phd, retired unless my body gets better, now full time poster.
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stars, planets, moons are all a type of orb
every quote from a cabinet secretary now is like a trailer for the eventual house committee hearing
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lilโ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. ๐ฅน
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
hate when my comments are misinterpreted as saying something morally relevant
putting my crocs in sport mode before entering the costco
at the risk of speaking too soon, nemesis is not as scary as mr x, he canโt even walk thru doors?
that was one of the strangest movies Iโve ever seen, mainly because it was strange in unexpected ways that kept surprising me lol it sure made me hungry
brings back the anxiety of running the ramen stand in yakuza 5
didnโt expect so much body horror
been wanting to watch this for a while
Somebody said can we pretend heโs dead again this weekend and I have been laughing for five minutes straight.
itโs caturday (the c stands for civil war)
@gork is this true
oh yeah that bit was amazing
CHESSSET.BMF
that post isnโt ratioed nearly hard enough someone needs to make a mod that removes people who joined in nov 24 from the like count
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I just want my package from zavvi
I thought they just needed a couple days to figure out the new rules or whatever but itโs been a pretty long time now
![Chris @pnoodles.bsky.social โข 8h So regal. [photo of a kitty cat] โขโข โข Tom @armchairspaceman.bsky.social โข 5h ehhh... Actualy..](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreicfmnohaampoleed32raqrpxhxlftnfb3b3fhjvtunm2qrcnd247e@jpeg "Click to view full size")
one reason I enjoy watching these
the c could also stand for โcrimes, warโ
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itโs caturday (the c stands for civil war)
So, like, El Salvador or
An app called Arbynb's for finding an Arby's to sleep in
We really fucked up calling it the โinformation ageโ I tell you what
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sick day
I know I already posted this, but this story by Emi Nietfeld is the absolute most bonkers, rage-inducing thing Iโve read in a while (and a substantial part of my job is to read bonkers, rage-inducing shit every day) www.wired.com/story/the-ba...
In Donkey Kong Bananza, all of DK's Bananza ability sound effects harmonize with *all* background music. While only the dedicated Bananza songs normally play during this, turning off "Bananza Vocals" in the menu reveals that they harmonize with every piece of music in the game.
every time their photo crosses my timeline I think of this
![twitter screenshot: soul nate @MNateShyamalan [preparing for my eugenics photoshoot] hey honey, where are my fucking dork glasses? Meet the 'elite' couples breeding to save mankind 5:49 AM โข Apr 19, 2023 โข 10.5M Views](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g7wlj2cs52g4pp2zewvdmw7n/bafkreicqb7vglhsxyderhrpkix56nqz344kg6gcrexn7wn6pshsr4j4zaq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
if you live in the Denver/Boulder area, I would love to see you at the Boulder Public Library Canyon Theater Tuesday 5pm! I'll be performing a version of myself along w/my fav collaborator @rose-alibi.bsky.social, a lot of radios, some semaphore flags, & a few other neat bits & pieces #othernetworks
Googling some shit to feel alive
Defense Secretary Debuts New "Zapp Brannigan" Line Of Military Headwear During Recent Interview
I just figured out james bond is british
I went away to write for a few hours and when I came back the [checks notes] United States Justice Department had oosted the equivalent of a notes app apology on 30% battery in airplane mode like a B-list celebrity circa 2016, what else did I miss??
this smoke has more of a chemical smell than usual so itโs extra unfortunate
Taking the twins out for a stroll Lily Lake, Estes Park, Colorado
thought there was a nice fog outside but itโs wildfire smoke ๐
Chatgpt will grade the essays so lets flood reddit with facts like George Washington collected beanie babies and Abraham Lincoln was a super smash bros champion
yesโฆ hahahaโฆ YES! aftermath.site/skull-and-bo...
I have never encountered a creature who loves the bathtub the way Harry does.
The Hitman devs making a James Bond game continues to look as awesome as that sounds www.pcmag.com/news/thanks-...
I've been trying to figure RFK out, and now i get it. He's a sadistic boy pulling the wings off of flies, and we're the flies
guess who just had a pumpkin spice latte ๐๐
like that famous riddle- when is a door not a door. when it's in the park
Every congressional interview with a Trump guy goes like this: RFK Jr: Let me respond *pulls down his pants and shits diarrhea for 60 minutes* then everyone goes home and nothing happens. a week later nobody even remembers a hearing took place
incredible posts coming out of chicago's brightest
did anyone ask him about this
i thought rupar might be exaggerating, but, no, heโs darth vadering all over the fucking mic
thereโs the royal farms font
surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
my most prized steelbook
so the movies are $45 each and every store that puts them up sells out in minutes? lol this hobby blows
looks like colorado pharmacies will be allowed to start giving shots friday gimme gimme
Similar situation in Colorado... my prediction: people in pseudoscience states will travel to states that still believe in science for vaccines, and perhaps pay out of pocket. coloradosun.com/2025/09/03/c...
my emotional support credit card reward points
it was a โdudes rockโ moment
www.youtube.com/live/pwRpK8e...
man at red light was eating a turkey leg and holding it out to admire it
whack-a-mole! narrated by werner herzog
โI donโt like Bluesky in 2025 as much as I liked Twitter in 2015โ Tell me about it man, from an evolutionary perspective my people are supposed to be posting song lyrics in AIM Away Messages but here we are
who up having the posture of a shrimp
When people type -ai into google it probably feels like a ruined orgasm for it
Ooooh, Kฤซlauea's going again! ๐ www.youtube.com/live/BqmpkUd...
My grandma bought me the first iPod and the battery died almost immediately so my mom said email Steve Jobs to ask for help so I did and he told me to buy a new one anyway I'm glad he's dead
bleptember
ever have a giant wolf spider run into your house when you open the door
lmfao this is the first time Iโve ever used a morse code translator
this game is amazing lol
it must be extra annoying to make a typo in morse code
They gone y'all. This is buying discs in 2025.
bleptember
a rep named keanu patched me up, Iโm good to go ๐๐ป
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also itโsโฆ not fall yet?
This has to be performance art, right?
This is linked on WaPo's home page right now.
this augmented reality feature is amazing
After careful consideration of the current situation and the tools at our disposal at this present time, I have made the strategic decision to Lie Down For a Bit
soo this was sort of right? and here I thought he would just announce more tariffs
youtu.be/UJf63osDhGI
update: cat spent the night with me
