Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
can we at least get picture in picture during a match? Small concession - keep the ads (grumble) but at least let us see what's happening
I like D&D and baseball and other nerdy stuff. Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
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can we at least get picture in picture during a match? Small concession - keep the ads (grumble) but at least let us see what's happening
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Geez this is why I hardly watch Raw anymore. They do AJ Styles's intro. Commercial. Come back and crowd is still chanting for him Backstage segment Dom announced Match gets full in ring intros Dom jumps AJ, AJ drop kicks him, Dom rolls out, AJ slingshots out to him. Three moves. Commercial.
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Suss-- ๐ฅ (@suss2hyphens.bsky.social) reposted
a social media website where you can only post about how the president might be dying is honestly a good selling point
Steve Hofstetter (@stevehofstetter.bsky.social) reposted
Taylor Swift announced her engagement on Tuesday. And that was the last we heard from Donald Trump.
scottwieters.bsky.social (@scottwieters.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/VwP-5ac51Dw?...
Adam Cochran (@adamscochran.bsky.social) reposted
1/31 I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Maybe he's alive but sure seems like he's non-verbal post-stroke or something.
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Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! I stole it from YouTube and wasn't sure it'd turn out but I'm pretty pleased for what was like an hour of fussing around.
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah not dumb at all. I twisted together pipe cleaners and branched them out, then took a lighter to kinda fuse em together better. Pained that with mod podge mixed with brown paint. Then hot glued some dollar tree reindeer moss to the branches and sprinkled in some tea leaves.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
The Urban Legend sequel is not very good
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget to write the things
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant guy!
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Guys, Trump is just fine. They just put out this picture of him from today with Hulk Hogan just hanging out.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Plot twist - the cop left FedEx packages by the door
David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when they attacked Biden because "the American people deserve to know the truth about the Presidentโs health?โ Now after being missing for 5 days we get a picture of Trump taken with a telephoto lens from hundreds of feet away.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Lol, cmon, that's silly #wwengel
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Probably as part of his deal with Givarthocles The Damned, Trump has offered Rudi's life in place of his own to continue being a fuck head a bit longer until the next thrall must be sacrificed to his patron.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Here's a pretend tree I made while watching the Royals stink. #dndengel #ttrpg
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Whatever a donnybrook match is, it's too long
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Fighting the urge to play BG3 again. Need to do other stuff today. But...
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
I still hear that velcro somewhere in my soul
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
This is the kinda stuff right wing media said when Michelle Obama oversaw a school nutrition program fyi. Glenn Beck transcript is from 2010.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Or not, lol
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not how I expected to see a Music Man clip tonight but expertly chosen lol
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Keeping the weekend sober cause I overdid it last weekend, but I'd change that plan quickly for that sort of celebration
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda like the mlb trade deadline, where you're not sure something will happen but all of a sudden 35 reporters put out the same message
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Maybe it'll happen tonight
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Trying some hot glue arts and crafts for d&d like a boss. Trying to make like a balcony railing out of a pearl ribbon. Random.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Need quantum travel to be a thing so now everyone could go to the quantum waffle house and be set
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
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Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
I want some waffles.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Bobby!
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Looks like Ray in Ghostbusters 2 after Vigo possesses him.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
tranna karenina (@einegeniesserin.bsky.social) reposted
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Guess I'll go to bed. Maybe the news will be interesting in the morning.
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
the alien is kinda cute in a weird TMNT reboot kinda way
ordinary (@ordinaryalso.bsky.social) reposted
this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes
slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted
i donโt like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever it happens we'll be getting this for like five days before anyone admits the obvious.
Daily Trix (@dailytrix.bsky.social) reposted
If Trump is actually ill, I truly hope that he's getting the best medical attention that RFK Jr. can offer.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
no matter what the vibe is definitely weird tonight
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
okay it picked up and got weird
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
does that invite "why'd you put a 9 there?" sorts of questions now?
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm watching "The Seed" - an alien thing drops into a pool while three women are on vacation. It's a little slow so far.
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Ali Davis (@alidavis.bsky.social) reposted
Every 15 minutes, JD Vance whips out a pocket compact, holds the mirror under Trump's nose, and then walks away whistling real casually.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
I might get a snap at QB before this KU game is over.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
gonna find something less troubling to watch than this Lugo start *opens Shudder app*
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Royals rock the shit in the first inning and piss it away. Neato.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Can they skip everyone's next start?
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Go get more ice cream!
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
#DongTown
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
lol, what the hell. Yaz for trade of the year. How stupid this game is.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
I, of course, always believed. I dunno what you all were worried about.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Those first two batters sure felt pretty good and then Lugo turned back into a pumpkin. Let's see how this next batter goes.
Jared Rizzi (@jaredrizzi.bsky.social) reposted
When It Happens, blast any Democrat who "looks forward to working with Vance" directly into the sun. Democrats need to make it clear from minute one that they have this guy's number, know he doesn't have the juice, and that they're going to make his life a living hell from the moment Trump drops.
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr looks like heโs been sampling the diseases at the CDC
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Weekend starts noowwwwwww
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been sent to committee and awaits a ruling by the Senate Parliamentarian
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
The common denominator is not anything trans. It's fucking GUNS. Fuckin' obtuse assholes.
Danielle Radford (@danielleradford.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
youtu.be/V9vuCByb6js?...
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Damn, lots of new stuff tonight
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
and The Beaches, who I've listened to a ton lately
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
oh shit, new Sabrina and new The Beths dropped at the same time
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
It was gooooooood. There was a shady bar, a bad new york accent, and conspiracy
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Had a d&d game so this thirst was from waiting for everyone to arrive and reviewing notes.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
A carton of half and half might last longer if we're lucky
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
more accurate is probably "Travis Kelce late to offseason practice after staying up until 4am arguing for specfic bowtie for cat ring bearer"
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) reposted
little known fact: In 2020, Republicans lost the White House and the Senate.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
mommy stole my nose to distract from the epstein files
Dan Hon (@danhon.com) reposted
It's not a distraction, it's what they're actually doing
Dan Hon (@danhon.com) reposted reply parent
Yes let me distract you by doing things that achieve my explicit goals
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
What if you opened a restaurant decorated by items taken off other restaurant signs?
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
"government says"
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweeeet - This is a bucket list item.
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
Mike Engel (@michaelengel.bsky.social)
Keep scoring