i need his help
we printed him a little hat
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i need his help
i read it in my teens because i was curious and i was like meh probably because i was a teenager i thought the ending was sad
cool
ahh she looks absolutely excellent in all of the ways i’m so sorry ♥️
is there not another thing
thundercat :)
gloop —> bread
i have never attempted such a thing i will be following your journey closely
mountain lion energy
hey dude i’ve got my slackline strung up on those trees back there if you want to join us
🤝
jims ty you’re both the lightening and the glue of this place :)
they’re beauties
you’re amazing ! and we will all need photos when you have them please
love these look at them go
i’m waving at it
auuuuggghh!!? 😭 ty
👀
but but the cheesentoast??
😒
See, my problem with the rat crawled grapes theory is that of the rats could crawl the grapes they would invariably eat the grapes as they went. Oh sorry, where are my manners, im lamb pleased to meet you. That’s right, like the beast
i was on twitter in 2008 before i had a work account there and i liked it but then it got all huge and everyone i followed seemed to know each other and i was too shy to post anything 😔
Hux: Le Shape
soon you will become so powerful though
you’re missing the authentic experience a whole kipper you could frisbee across your kitchen
kippers are in tins?? here they’re just i dunno loose.
what is a kipper snack
enjoy your kipper snacks 😬
kipper snacks. are you 84
she is Perfect and also brave
rorschach test pfp :)
you’re making it too easy for the murderers just one push and they’re done
pants is an eternally fun word if you grow up speaking uk english but get to talk with north americans :)
now i work from home i often cook myself large platters of lunch vegetables and it’s grand
i agree but you’re expected to snarf down a tesco mealdeal hurry up
just because he likes you. sweet
yet again foiled by society’s whims
#dinner lunch or #dinner tea
I would describe myself as a #dinnerfanatic with a mysterious heart 💝
i got a good text look at my text i got: just saw a woman with 7 pigeons perched on her arms this is happening in glasgow rn if you’re there don’t miss the pigeon-arms
fenris is old enough to have had a myspace :)
i was on there but not in a fun way i was being very professional and boring didn’t make any friends
i wasn’t really on a thing before i was on bluesky just facebook a thousand years ago and then twitter for work info i think a lot of people here knew each other already from before but everyone has been friendly to me and i like it here that’s all :)
mmm definitely the mayor
is the mayor cooking shrimp is it their fault
what if we kissed during the president’s big announcement
it’s so fancy 💖
beautiful friends i like that all of their names start with c
i didn’t know that and i’m glad i now know it ty
he is being carefully supplied with so many nutrients
me too
muppets :)
my sister over the seas is currently fostering 6 tinytiny kittens and their mum she sent me a video introducing them all this one is beaker
i’m sitting in my workroom wishing i had a cat with me the cats don’t come in here because it used to be a brick shed thing and so doesn’t count as part of the house making them all deeply suspicious of it apart from fenris who periodically marches in to inspect all corners with disdain
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
going to sleep for some minutes -vs- staying up forever for no reason reading and posting bullshit the battle of our time
rob you are my mentor
crab man can i just check you’re not my uncle i don’t want to get in trouble
i’m in the bubbles eucalyptus bubbles because it’s autumn and the darkness is upon us
i understand this hair i have similar hair
aww thank you beautiful+cool bella :))
not really therapists shouldn’t need brushed hair
i wish you the most clement weather
i exclusively chew wrigley’s extra in whatever minty variety is available and never less than 2 pieces at once these are the rules.
hmmmm
all the fish are like little bits of lightning flying around a circuitboard and fish food sprinkled on the surface is people typing
a fish tank is a type of computer maybe
chewing gum is great until very shortly after i’ve chewed it into softness at which point it becomes repulsive and i have to get it out of my mouth immediately because i want to throw up. this is normal right?
i like it better as bit
what a little packet of throwable joy my husband is!
i’m possibly just hungry and hormonal but your lack of power and lack of cheesentoast is making me very cross
why have they deprived you of power and thus of cheese on toast?
what. that’s not fair the universe owes you cheese on toast
wearing my moo deng shirt into cvs to buy some hypodermic needles so if the pharmacist is on here they'll have something to post about later
so pleased with my brain when it remembers something i forgot i ever learned giving my brain praise like it’s a dog discovering a ball lost for years in the long grass
People love to assume you’re inherently evil when really you’re just under the psychic control of a dark wizard with nefarious plans
Rhursday is the best day
it is joyful to sleep
the little face 🥺
Gef the Talking Mongoose Lived on an Isle The Manx folk claimed he was a ghost; That he chatted for a while Little Gef suggested Ointment to his hosts I know because they wrote it up In the Usborne Book of Ghosts
i read about gef in an otherwise very boring 1950s ghost book that was lurking in a storage room in my secondary school library it felt like a fever dream
it’s too late for that
i just bought some on the back of the stockfish frenzy :)
red pandas are ridiculously cute it’s too much
why do you want to know
i watched this and now her song is continuously playing in my head and i like it a lot ty :)
fish cake looks like they’re in charge of stuff
@bcky.bsky.social i just followed you again because i accidentally unfollowed you by having disobedient hands please ignore me
you are ascending
whining because i don’t like things
p e r f e c t 🧡
Went outside
i hope he journeyed to you from iceland on a boat he sailed himself
i have so many leg bruises. who has been kicking me
he’s too shy to meet anyone he’s not known consistently for 7 years
it is joyful to sleep
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
it’s still a sizeable beard steve
