So he’s flying through space now, good for him.
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So he’s flying through space now, good for him.
Fortunately that didn’t come out of his mouth
My son managed to splatter black ink all over his bedroom last night, to include the ceiling.
#MusicSky 🎧 #NowPlaying #QOTSA youtu.be/YunlITiI2TU?... Turnin' On The Screw 🖤 Queens Of The Stone Age
Great clip. About PhDs here on H1B’s that “create entire industries.”
Their lineup is Jose Ramirez and eight opossums found in a dumpster behind a Donatos.
RFK Jr. compares Kirk to Jesus Christ
Apply the spray on hair: this is war
Kim Jong Un says he has ‘fond memories’ of Trump
I turned off notifications for Peppa Pig. End of an era.
The strange duality of man
Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border czar, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover F.B.I. investigation
People also ask Are the Vikings eliminated from the playoffs?
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Life was simpler then. We’d drive by the State Fair grounds and argue whether the cows had two heads or three heads.
8 days door to door TTM. Can’t believe it. Thanks Bobby! And Happy 100th Birthday! #cardsky
How did I miss this?
Then he got mad at Karl.
When we invented cricket around 911 CE, about 400 years before the English, we had unruly matches that sadly ended in several brawls & murders. The Icelandic Sagas documented the lot. Since we introduced our Code of Conduct in 2020, the number of deaths in play has dropped a lot.
There are no Late Nite shows for republicans because republicans aren’t funny. You have to have some level of empathy for the human condition to do comedy.
Getting real sick of it not being hockey season
“Better living through martial law,” is an old expression in Singapore. It means roughly we traded our liberty for clean streets and it’s not worth it, it’s never worth it.
Live from Florida, it’s Saturday Night!
Next they'll cancel Yoda for basically saying the same thing.
I also remember this album from Summer ‘96
Live from a gravel pit behind the studio- Kerstie Gnome!
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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
Oh, exactly. I’ve long thought the same thing.
I really liked Load/Reload era Metallica. It seemed like they were growing musically as they grew older. youtu.be/X-zSbf2L8oU
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
Don’t upset my business manager
It’s like I’m not even trustworthy around baked goods.
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
Everyday is the same headline: WORLD BURNS: YOU ARE STILL GOING TO WORK TODAY.
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“This resolution is like deranged in the way that Nancy is. She’s an unhinged person. If you read [Mace’s] resolution, there is not a single quote that is attributed to me,” Omar said in an interview. “It is somebody else’s words…I’d call that crazy, but we already know she is.”
BREAKING: Democrat Xp Lee wins the Minnesota House special election to fill the seat of Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated in June.
Aging Pontiac with a peeling Jim Lupient sticker on the back.
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it
The slow blade penetrates the email
A polymath is someone who’s afraid of geometry.
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The day after Hortman’s killing, when Trump was asked if he had called Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, he said, “I could be nice and call, but why waste time?”
This video gives me a sense of foreboding...
“Let’s not mention this to Mom,” is about the best advice I can give to a child.
My son and his friends were playing “killers” this afternoon. I asked how you play killers. He said “somebody has a drill and you chase people until you kill them with the drill.” I told him it sounded too violent. He said “don’t worry it’s not a real drill.”
Did you call ICE then?
If you can't find happiness, maybe you can find a buffet with good shrimp.
I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.
Ya no Schmidt. Can’t wait for the National Guard to be given this mission.
Kinda weird of being accused of smearing Charlie Kirk simply by quoting Charlie Kirk.🤷
There is a multifaceted effort going on to try and encourage American citizens into open conflict with one another coming from Russia, China, as well as European and domestic far right allies all attempting to turn up the noise until Americans act against one another.
The Olduvai Theory posits that industrial civilization, as it currently exists, will have a maximum duration of approximately one hundred years, beginning in 1930.
Involuntary lethal injection? Is that murder?
They want to kill people for being broke. bsky.app/profile/the-...
The Hindu director of the FBI saying he’ll see an evangelical Christian in Viking heaven is like something Jack Chick would predict the Vatican will make us do
Damn that thing was already big as a bus station
I saw a nun and a fireman at the grocery store this morning. Yesterday was the Winnebago. Somebody in the simulation is trying to reach out to me.
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
I’m pretty normal and chill
guy who is all fucked up: i'm pretty normal and chill
I wasn’t too far off the mark, but I had to learn what a groyper is
wow the grieving process really speeds up when they realize the suspect isn’t a radical leftist
Shitposter? Nah, I prefer the term feral philosopher.
It's not technically a "Civil War" when the enemy turns out to be yourself.
Good pickup for Cloudy Town. Nice article!
I think if everyone in that crowd had been armed there would have been a different outcome.
E.P.A. to Stop Collecting Emissions Data From Polluters How long do they get to keep calling themselves a protection agency?
Whoever added the ancient Winnebago careening down the off ramp to the simulation today is genius. Hats off to the creator.
The killer may turn out to be a confused, young, white man from a gun-friendly Republican home with no coherent set of political views or inspirations. But that’s not the weirdest possible scenario here. What follows is a 🧵 that considers a far more bizarre scenario…ready? 1/x
Well, I don't know what YOUR taking from all this, but the message I'm getting is loud and clear: as a podcaster I am very important, valued, and if I ever die presidents and news channels will dedicate hours to my memory
While a great majority opposed political violence, that still left nearly one in 10 who were willing to tell pollsters they favored it.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Florida) requested Kirk’s statue be erected in the Capitol. Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) said she would be introducing legislation to authorize Kirk “to lie in honor in the Capitol Rotunda.” Not a cult.
I was just thinking that. Don’t see all of the dumb ribbon stickers on F-150’s anymore though thankfully.
I spent much of 9/11 hanging out with my friends from Bangladesh in the student union. They were pretty nervous about anti-brown, anti-Muslim retaliation. There were reports of anti-Somali incidents in the surrounding community.
Just trying to imagine if someone had suggested that Abbie Hoffman lie in state in the US Capitol Rotunda or that flags across the country be lowered to half mast in his honour-what the media reaction, political reaction would be. We are living in a complete and utter dystopia.
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023.
Who wants to subscribe and save a 500 count pack of coffee filters? Yes, send me another in 500 days.
pretty wild that it so quickly became normalized that immigrants don’t have even basic free speech rights www.axios.com/2025/09/11/c...
I hate you all and hope you suffer through life but if you don't say nice things about me when I die I'll be very upset
I’m sure they’re all hoping the shooter was a trans communist. I’m guessing a former MAGA chud who’s mad about the Epstein files.
We're hiring! Well, we're not hiring you, since you're probably seeing this post while goofing off at your current job.
Seen in my neighborhood yesterday. bsky.app/profile/niko...
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
Come taste what our chef personally killed in the caverns.
Flags at half staff for Charlie Kirk is a bit much. He was an enabler of just this sort of violence.
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023.
