So have I. It's on the box with the plasters and the Lemsip
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So have I. It's on the box with the plasters and the Lemsip
Imagine a chef dressed up as a klingon warrior peacocking a batleth to cut up a rack of ribs. Probably serving it using pain sticks.
My mind is stuck on the idea of other Klingons moving into commerce on DS9 Martok's House of Ribs; where the blood wine runs as much as your enemies.
Hey ChatGPT, how do I get out of stealing a valuable hat from a child which was captured on video, and I threatened to sue anybody who kept going on about it ? Also how do I keep a company going after everybody on the internet left 1 star reviews about it everywhere?
Seeing a millionaire CEO basically doing the "taking candy from a baby" thing out in public is proof satire is dead
We are only a month away, so remember: dont
So what/whose body do you think they are sewing Trump's head on to right now ?
I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.
W H A T
So I guess they’re going to repay all the money, right ?
Spectacular article, all the major insights captured, but an early one here into how sincerely these men care about protecting our women and girls.
Imagine being a child in elementary school. Imagine hearing something about a school shooting yesterday while your parents were talking. Next week is your first day of school. You’re scared, and excited. Now, imagine these guys walk into your school… Do you wanna talk about childhood trauma?
Lots of weirdness at the White House.
If anyone has seen a better 🌟, clearer 🔬, prettier 😍 visualisation than this recently, I'd love to see it... Beautiful work and great data from @ember-energy.org 👏 #energysky #climatesky
Is she in the dredge game ?
To do this
It’s on the aisle of Rum. A more perfect spot for murder mystery I don’t know. The Isle of Rum is a Scottish island and National Nature Reserve in the Inner Hebrides archipelago, known for its stunning mountainous scenery, unique wildlife like red deer and eagles, and the imposing Kinloch Castle.
I've joined the Hell Divers (2) club on xbox. Anybody else playing it?
The amount of times the most damaging people have escaped serious injury/death makes me almost believe in time travel
I wonder are like me choosing a candy bar from the cupboard; So many choices you can't choose one and have a packet of crisps or cheese instead? If there is an intruder they just sit in front of the collection trying to chose the right gun until they've left?
Red carpet coverage for Farage's big immigration announcement, rather less coverage (e.g. nothing on the BBC homepage) for the farcical U-turns a whole day later www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Gangsta rappers in 95; Fuck da police N words Pussy pop videos Drive bys Gangsta rappers in 25; I can’t go to see a child’s film in case somebody puts their pee pee in my head
Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
Welcome to Scarfolk country
Oh it’s Welcome To Sudden Death. My bad. Imagine Die Hard at a basketball stadium but with no budget and a vat of raspberry jelly.
Watching Introduction to Sudden Death. Thank you #netflix for a truly awful movie
In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinson’s by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscience—witness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action. Powerfull content
Why do I go to Carluccios ? I think I keep forgetting how terrible it is!
Just watched #Superman and while I really enjoyed it, the depression at the beginning seems to outweigh the hope at the end.
Did you tell the twonk driving; you can’t park there ?
The OSA is a broken piece of crap, part 17,384.
I do wonder where the far right grievance set get all this money from.
I have not heard anything at all from government ministers nor the opposition nor many media outlets about the dangers of this epidemic of sweeping casual racism. It is sometimes seen as comical - as with Rupert Lowe and the rowers - but it is dangerous and dehumanising
I should leave
Warning to anyone who has their art on Spreadshirt.com: They now have a feature where anyone can remix your art and it's impossible to opt out unless you just leave the site altogether. Spreadshirt to artists: We’re taking your designs for AI pivot-to-ai.com/2025/08/19/s...
quelle surprise. Just like an amazon grocery store, AI is actually people working very hard to cover up the holes in the tech.
Comes pre cooked
A foreign coal firm is suing UK taxpayers in a secretive ‘corporate court’ – with a Tory MP as their lawyer. All to overturn a climate ruling that stopped a Cumbria coal mine. This is democracy & climate action held to ransom Tommy Green writing for DeSmog Read here ⤵️ @northwestbylines.co.uk
Why don’t we want to drop our food standards ?
007 stuck working from home when the internet goes out. He has to hunt down the 'The Engineer' working for the nearferious Openreach organisation if Bond is to keep a zoom meeting with the PM
Celebrating the co-creator of Judge Dredd! The Carlos Ezquerra Apex Edition features art from across the incredible career of "El Maestro" – including seven complete stories, alongside pages from 'The Apocalypse War' and 'Strontium Dog'! Available for pre-order now: bit.ly/3Ur5RAb
Next few days: Did Labour create Death Water? Are illegal immigrants using Death Water to sneek into the country? Nigel Farrage says Death Water go home Death Water to affect house prices My life fearing Death Water by A Celeb
There should be a term for the equivilent of the Overton Window for reviews
'now with battle passes and loot boxes'
Sarge! Man down. He's been hit with a sandwhich. Oh God thats not ranch, it's piri piri!
I DOUBLE DOG DARE JD TO MAKE SOME SMART ASS COMMENT LIKE " SAY THANK YOU" OR " WHERE'S YOUR SUIT" THIS LINE UP WILL SHUT DOWN THOSE CLOWNS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. IT'S THE WORLD AGAINST DONNY AND HIS CULT...AND THEY ARE BRINGING THE RECEIPTS AND ALL THE CARDS
Pubs need to offer something new. Recently that was food, football, or a cocktail. It’s not enough as people can do that home far cheaper.
Ask the WH has Trump solved his BO problem yet
I was thinking 'The Legend' in the Boys comic book comicvine.gamespot.com/the-legend/4...
Lower Decks’ win is the first time in 30 years that a Star Trek story has won a Hugo Award. The last one was “All Good Things” in 1995.
Twenty years ago, my ex used to tell me that I'd never be published, because everything I read was 'shit'. These are my published novels (plus Lugan, plus two more completed, plus the one I'm writing at the moment and others coming). READ WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
Please stop doing this, media
Ok cool so I can officially confirm I’ve been ripped the fuck off.
@pvbuk.bsky.social sounds like something for you ?
True Detective Season 5
Alexa hits snooze on basic functions as alarms and timers KO'd in UK outage
$700 a month, yeah it would pay for itself under a year. On the other hand more sollioquys though.
fine, does that mean we can sue the Coal Mining firm for the damage they are causing us?
Hugely irresponsible 1) For your own safety, as someone who's worked in retail, do not confront shoplifters. Ever. 2) Perhaps instead of an alleged "shoplifting epidemic", maybe address the fact that 1/4 of the UK population are living in poverty? Seems related! www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
So when do you think Trump will come for the 2nd amendment ? I means thats his next biggest threat to keeping hold of the presidency.
Someone on TV just used the word 'infamy' and, at exactly the same time, Mrs Vinylsol and I both called out "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!!"
Breaking News: The Trump administration said it would conduct a review of Smithsonian exhibitions to assess their “alignment with American ideals” giving museums 120 days to replace “divisive or ideologically driven language with unifying, historically accurate and constructive descriptions.”
Welcome Your just in time
#internationalcatday found this in the Egypt section of the @britishmusuem
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Just updated my @octopus.energy fixed tariff so I'm paying less than last year. Nice :-) if only my other services went down instead of up.
a 321 atyle of clue ?
Over 90 pages of "Alligator Alcatraz" files disappeared as I was looking at them and reporting on the situation. Our public records requests are getting stonewalled. A slew of experts told me this all seems to be illegal. talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/th...
CHIEF OF WAR feels like it was made for @edsbs.bsky.social, in that a key plot point involves Jason Momoa (whose butt cheeks are basically a main character) tossing a baby pig at his enemies to escape. I like it!
well its the only chance for them to get their money out of the company :-/
Telsa isn't a toxic company, Musk is the toxic leader. If they gave him 30 billion to sod off then they would have a chance of survival. Musk is going to asset strip Tesla into XAI and sell it off to some clowns.
The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined. The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.
you could turn that into a jump and click game. Your deal with God lasted ..... 56 meters
surprised its not a coal powered power station. Got to think of the mining jobs on the moon.
What this Owlett? A letter? from Hogwarts ! oh its a cease and desist request.
The Nintendo lawyer would like a word outside
respond in kind
Next press conference somebody has to announce themselves as "Vicky Vale, Gotham City Gazette"
I just filled out the survey and it does in fact ask about game key cards. I selected definitely would not buy every time it asked about them. Y’all should do the same.
The leopards are eating our faces ! says woman who has supported the leopard eating people's faces party.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07... “landmark outcome from …ICJ put major fossil fuel countries like Australia on notice, declaring they could be liable for reparations. …nations have an obligation to prevent climate change &… [face] potential legal consequences for continuing to make the crisis worse.”
Maybe stop India buying cheap Russian oil.
And Flash is the funniest so let’s put some slapstick in. More slapstick Like Spider-Man, bring me pictures of Spider-Man.
Doubtful Corbyn was always against it.
Watching The Flash film on Prime. I’m a big heroes fan but it’s 20 mins in and I’ve lost interest. The characters feel off, the effects feel poor, and the comedy just plain misses.
There it is.
The UK's Supreme Court is set to deliver a landmark ruling today that could have billion-pound consequences for banks and impact millions of motorists news.sky.com/story/what-i...
to quote Archer "ow my earballs"
Can you imagine Star Trek nice and shiny bridges but warhammer 40k technology where the engineers are hiding it from everybody else.
Well considering the transporter kills them, hiws that covered ?
i think he's headlining Jool's Hogmany this year
I’m a republican; The rules I put in place for you don’t apply to me.
Trump jailtime savings; every day is 1 min shorter than 24 hrs.
It says a lot about where we're going that the BBC is now running stories in which they ask lifeboat crews whether they will apologise for using their boats to save lives
Apparently the UK adult verification thing has basically banned blind people from half of the internet because they can't use the verification system 🫣
