Associate Professor at Roswell Park Comprehensive Cancer Center. GPCRs and gene regulation in pancreatic cancer. Posts are mine.
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Since God sits on his throne high above Kansas (“real America”), he only sees the soles of your shoes. I think you’re cool.
Nice try, Australia. Everyone knows that the rapture will start in America, God’s favorite country. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Shana tova my Jews!
We are like 3 months past that at this point.
When those showed up for my postdoc I was ready to throw my computer out of a window.
The fact that only one person liked this tweet proves that we need more study on this issue.
The Taylor Swift channel on XM just played Fifteen followed by So High School. If anyone needs me I’ll be writing a second PhD dissertation about this.
He tussled Trump’s hair. He was a big part of normalizing Trump during his first run. But in this case, he should be standing up for his co-late night host. Not just pretending everything is fine.
If the Chiefs don’t make the playoffs does Cris Collinsworth self-destruct?
If you meant all of us bleeding from the eyes watching it.
Fuck Jimmy Fallon. Sit down in solidarity with (and I can’t believe I’m saying this about the guy I first saw on Win Ben Stein’s Money and The Man Show) the better Jimmy.
Are the Chiefs just flat out bad at football?
Don’t do it on account of me. There’s enough terribleness in my consciousness already…
That’s a generous reading of it, but I guess we shouldn’t jump to conclusions.
Why? Doesn’t this professor deserve to all the shit coming to them?
Skattebo sounds like a funny noise Adam Sandler makes.
Well fuck.
Haha Butker wide right again. Cut that joke.
CDEEZ uh nevermind
True. That guy sucked. 😜
Hey, at least it’s not a metabolism project…😉
If the student is reading this, I’m kidding!! (If the student doesn’t see this, no I’m not!)
😀: Asked to be on a thesis committee! 😭😭😭: It’s an immunology student!
I believe it!
Shit, good point…
Where’s the bagel?
That’s most likely the case.
Damn Tom, that’s cold. (But true…)
If my name were Pickens I would play cornerback, not wide receiver, I’m just saying.
That’s barely a joke…
Also my birthday is the 25th and I’m ok not celebrating this one.
How sure are we about this? My grant is due on Sept 25, so I’d like to know how much effort I should be putting in.
Fantastic 4! Nap time!
Scooped out everything bagel.
Flute as well!
What does F play?
Yup! You? Last year we were in the same class I believe.
Nice! Except for the cold out here it’s pretty fun!
I can! Pearl Street Bagels in Wyoming! I’d recognize that bagel anywhere! 😂
I’m at a 3 hour marching band competition. I wish I had a bucket of claw to pound.
Tonight’s Zoom happy hour theme: Goodfellas! Sausage, peppers and onions (with razor blade thin garlic!), charcuterie, cannoli, and crème de menthe!
It was pretty loud at times. Not crazy loud, but the crowd was definitely up for the big plays.
I don’t particularly miss living on Long Island, but I do miss hearing the word gabagool on a regular basis.
It’s “funny” seeing people I used to interact with on Twitter being main characters in real life.
Don’t. Piss. Off. Reviewers.
What a (anxiety inducing) game! Go Bills!!
All part of the invasion plan.
K1 made Bills potato logo cupcakes! Tailgate!
Your concerns are duly noted! 😂
Fig balsamic glazed prosciutto wrapped Josh Allen melon. Tailgate-ready. #billsmafia
Oh. Wow. Why didn’t I think of this…
All that stands between me and tailgating for the Bills game is…a day of study section… 🫠
What’s the ideal number of PhD thesis committee members? Mentor + how many?
TFW you post about a new bagel on the scene and piss off your go-to bagel guy. Living the influencer life is hard work! 😜
News.
Food question: I’m going to a tailgate at the Bills game Thursday night. Meats will be plentiful. Will I be laughed at for bringing prosciutto-wrapped melon with fig balsamic? (Note: the melons are from Josh Allen’s family farm. Note 2: also bringing beer, of course.)
Who needs bioinformatics training anymore? The future is AI vibe coding. 🙄
Sunday 1PM wins are the best. Got to take a nice nap and wake up to see the Chiefs lose!
Boo.
Not me. I died of drugs.
A comment which he immediately clarified and apologized for. Cuomo bringing up this “connection” is pure Islamophobia.
You think you align more with Republicans than Hochul? Doing this will only hurt us in the long run.
*overthrows a completely open receiver* “that Mahomes magic!”
The post-Bills win nap is elite.
Yikes. Too soon.
Haha she literally just said “let’s see those butts!” so I’m not sure…
My wife and I both think the Bills TEs are looking great today but I’m not sure we are talking about the same thing…
Exactly what I was thinking. Has he not seen the Jets play the past 20 years?
Punching myself in the nose in solidarity.
GIVE HER THE PULITZER
TAKE MY NOSE, JOSH #BillsMafia
Once again begging the Bills to delete screens from our playbook.
Sorry I couldn’t stop and say hi! Study section called…
Tonight’s Zoom happy hour theme: The Smurfs! Pork chops with blueberry sauce, roasted purple potatoes, lemon blueberry cookies, blueberry goat cheese, and Papa Smurf cocktails!
That’s what I always thought!!
I am beginning to think that Elton John’s Rocket Man is about drugs.
Very excited to hear from Dr Ruth Franklin as the keynote speaker at the 6th Annual Post-Doctoral Symposium at Roswell Park! @ruthfranklinlab.bsky.social
Truly painful.
Can’t tell if joking… 🤔🤔
A-tack-seq OR attack-seq? Explain your answer.
Teams
I believe Lucille Bluth said it best: “We forget, but we never forgive.”
My mom loves the Timmy’s chocolate chip muffins. I don’t care for them.
With all due respect, how dare you. 😜
I like their unsweetened iced tea. But now it’s all over.
Exactly. Do we complain to Ben Affleck?
Thank you. The blueberry muffin is not a valid replacement. And I think they changed the recipe of that one, because it was not great.
This is what I said to the person at the drive through.
Quick break from study section to say that Dunkin Donuts discontinued their chocolate chip muffins and are therefore dead to me.
Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:
A PSA on PSA from @glaucomflecken.bsky.social... www.youtube.com/shorts/_u0CW...
It is exactly that.
Duolingo changing from an error-based system to an energy based system is total crap. Gracias.
There are those feet.
Me too!! Can’t wait!
I study pancreatic cancer. My lab tries to understand how commonly prescribed drugs can be repurposed to improve therapy response. We also train a ton of future scientists. www.feiginlab.org
He probably even has his toes covered.
Full professor complaining to an assistant professor on how hard it is to get funding nowadays
Are you…smiling?? What has Europe done to you?!