I love and appreciate fine watches but am almost ashamed to say that I will never give up my Apple Watch.
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I love and appreciate fine watches but am almost ashamed to say that I will never give up my Apple Watch.
Hit dogs gon' howl.
Also, a reminder that Biden was deporting more people on a daily basis than Trump until Trump started just grabbing random brown people off of the street.
Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.
Robert Duvall's character in Apocalypse Now - who Trump attempts to portray here - was an absolute maniac whose men feared he would get them killed and couldn't wait to get away from him. Seems apt - maybe not for the reason Trump believes.
“Heads.” Remember this the next time Benioff starts blathering about “Ohana.” www.salesforce.com/blog/salesfo...
All things considered, that may have been the best outcome for either of them.
Same.
That amount of soft focus would make Barbara Walters blush.
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
They’re all a plate of biscuits and gravy away from a fatal ME.
They will be picking vegetables in CA’s central valley before this is all through.
Succeeded in reading this in Ice-T’s voice.
Came here for this.
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
He’s right, you know.
Newsom is going to make me a fan (against my better judgment) if he keeps this up.
He comes from a long line of iconoclastic attorneys.
I missed crediting the source for this image. This image comes from a CalMatters article which tells quite a story. calmatters.org/politics/202...
Check out these angry "liberals" from LaMalfa's town hall. The majority of folks here are probably on Medicare which may tell you something.
Last track, Side 2 reprise: "He had it coming."
Benny Johnson's man-baby pants are at least as offensive as his shoes.
Brown or cordovan - or black, but not tan.
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
"Oh my god! They killed Cuomo - and Dersh! You bastards!"
"I can do that - but you will have to pay extra."
Came here to see how far I would have to scroll to see this meme.
Surprised at the responses to this. Seriously, identify Tim Cook and Donald Trump in the picture below and tell us how you - as the leader of a company with a half-trillion in revenue with significant ongoing downside risk from the government - would handle the situation differently.
Black Death: "Do you see what happens?"
Countdown to the Maxwell pardon begins now.
when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
The Celtics tank is really the chef’s kiss in this photo.
It’s a fresh change from chronicling the food spreads at SF’s ubiquitous orgies. sfstandard.com/2025/07/05/w...
Madison, Madesyn, and Mädesun.
“For sure.” Nice touch.
"...half the audience..." They weren't ever really his audience then, were they?
Bela Lagosi?
Phrasing!
What's the over/under that that is real leather?
Chapter One: Study Alex Jones' attorney's response upon learning the attorney accidentally sent all cell phone text messages to the plaintiff's team: Zero reaction bordering on catatonia. youtu.be/pgxZSBfGXUM?...
My favorite Tom Waits album. Genius from beginning to end.
Today in "Young Tech Founders Burning Through VC Cash Creating Absolutely Nothing Of Value" sfstandard.com/2025/07/18/c...
Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.
The couple in the clip should have remained anonymous even as the clip went viral except that someone attached names to these anonymous faces - presumably without their knowledge or permission - and published that info for public ridicule. They were doxxed.
"!=doxxed" Weird how their names, titles, place of work, and work relationship all made it into the story somehow.
Sorority girls "Coffee is for closers" pep talk. I'll bet they all went out there and kicked ass.
Leopards eating each other's faces for change.
He was already crying himself to sleep anyway. This is just an excuse. He's as good as gone. bsky.app/profile/atru...
I read "diabolical mass" and thought this was some sort of weird self-examination he was undertaking.
Real "Look what I almost stepped in" behavior.
Same.
"No Country" is really a movie about the sheriff, not Llewelyn..."
I’m sorry for the long post but a lot of you have followed me for a long time, since 2016 when I was one of the first to repeatedly call out Trump for being a Russian asset. I don’t know how else to say this, as a person who has studied cults (wrote a bestseller about it) and totalitarian states.
This was also a popular trick used for resume searches back in the day. Another example that there is nothing new under the sun.
“This rich California city.” You could have just said “Menlo Park.” C’mon with the clickbait. 🙄
"This administration is fully lubed for whatever happens next."
The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo
Michelle Tandler's entire raison d'être is posting patently ridiculous right v. left "isn't it ironic" statements in the service of chasing clout. She should absolutely be ignored.
A Gore win in 2000 could have also conceivably prevented 9/11. An engaged president would not have responded to the 8/6/01 Presidential Daily Brief titled "Bin Laden determined to strike America" with a shrug. This would have also obviated two wars and two unfunded tax cuts to the rich.
Ironic that those supporting turning the Great Highway into a park have succeeded in turning Golden Gate Park into a highway. www.sfchronicle.com/projects/202...
They will beg to be water boarded. 😉
This needs to go viral: We are being informed that on June 14th, Proud Boys, etc., plan to infiltrate the protests, attack the police and destroy property. If violence breaks out at your protest sit DOWN. Leave only the provocateurs standing Please share far and wide. Do not let them provoke you
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
These people are the best of us.
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
never felt more like this guy in my whole life
Ukraine used $47,000 in drones to inflict $7,000,000,000 of damage. War changed today. Forever.
“You don’t have the cards!” 🍊🤡
…or fined.
Really, the last possible place and time you would want for someone to have to say "No, your other right." 😬 www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Me too. 😅
Trading up from bald to hair plugs. Savvy move.
Absolute truth. Innovation has been replaced by grift.
Steak: Overcooked shoe leather. Potatoes: Overcooked - looks bone dry. ("I would like my own gravy boat, please.") Vegetables: Way, way overcooked. Okay if you don't have teeth to chew and are cool with a complete absence of flavor. Fish(?) the right: Buy some Pepto on the way home.
"The kids could actually shoot squirrels and shoot pigs. It was too good to be true.” What could possibly go wrong? The liability issue with someone else's kids and guns is too great to ignore under any circumstance . Stop trying to make Buster the bad guy here
hey guys I have an idea! Everyone who isn't under USA jurisdiction, post THIS! Let's flood the internet with it! hahahaha
"Dark Side Of The Moon." What is this guy, 70?
It is a Shure SM-7b - which is probably one of the top two industry-standard broadcast mics. They are everywhere.
What is Arabic for "rube?"
I have, actually. Altman is prepping a single meal, not dinner service anywhere. FFS, It’s not like he used a bread knife. (BTW, did you notice the finished pile of chopped garlic next to the knife? Obviously effective whatever tool he used.)
Three-way tie for the fucking worst: 1. Altman 2. The writer’ pissy, petty prose 3. The twee cooking/kitchen culture that brought us “the wrong knife for chopping garlic” mentality.
Just the greatest makeup job on Ray Liotta in this sequence.
It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
*Alcoholic* Fox News TV host to high ranking government official pipeline.
Big Carl IV
Two hour lunches with Hegseth - daily.
Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Little Elon.
That's a big 10-4, good buddy. 😉
Sounds like someone turned on channel 19 on their CB radio and couldn't understand the lingo.
Bonus: He's sitting in a Tesla.
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
It’s very simple IMHO. Chuck looks at Republicans and sees his Senate work buddies. Bill looks at them and sees people who pretended to be his friends and lied to his fucking face about supporting every principle he holds sacred for years. This is because Bill is smarter and has self respect.
