I feel as if we prob live pretty close to one another and especially on 23rd st (I go to the library a lot) people seem to race to the red light it’s like 25mph and drivers frequently break 50 it’s inane
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I feel as if we prob live pretty close to one another and especially on 23rd st (I go to the library a lot) people seem to race to the red light it’s like 25mph and drivers frequently break 50 it’s inane
omg I saw the first responders but didn’t know to what they were responding this is fucked
I get emails re my Facebook burner account that I use exclusively to buy bibs for races about friending my ex who I had never been Facebook friends with in the first place it’s pretty fucked that company is v sinister!
After much contemplation Mr Trump has converted to Islam and will be implementing sharia law today at 2 pm
oh wow 4.89k retruths
hearing from trusted sources that Donald trump has contracted rubella. Get well soon mr president!
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
don't make me post the "no difference between good and bad things" meme
always a treat to be reminded how truly decent guys these two continue to be
always jarring when i get an email from the strava app that says “permission granted to brag about your race”
pretty sure that most Apple TV shows are weird Irish tax write-offs but I love ‘Platonic’ so much
they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.
If you think this is an inadequate response from @rweingarten.bsky.social about her partnership with OpenAI, please call the AFT, ask for the president's office, and tell them to STOP PUSHING "A.I." INTO SCHOOLS. (Pls be nice to the person answering the phone.) 202-879-4400
how about you just not post at all, Ger
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
PLEASE DON'T SKIP ME :(( 🥺😭🙏 Extremely tired, If u see this post .. spread it comment 🍉🇵🇸 or even a dot. tired of hunger gofund.me/a1fffdbd
if you’re paying for anything they should give you one
i am hearing that if you specifically jump into a volcano, politics will become good again
it’s very insulting to dismiss the many leftists like me for whom highway rest stop chain restaurant signage comprises the majority of our politics
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
"we blew up the hospital twice because a ladybug crawled in there that had Hamas ties"
“Metro City- I have friends, they leave turkey legs in trash cans because they know they will be punched by a gang. They want to be able to heal up, so they leave a fully cooked leg on a plate out there. Sometimes it’s a pizza, too, depending on how much they want to get healthy”
The funny thing is animals actually can suffer and we slaughter them by the billions but sure let’s have an existential panic over whether a software program screams when we turn it off
true marketing master stroke to release your summer single on the cusp of Labor Day and promote it by complaining about queer people ruining your cartoons
Cranky Kong def is
there are 3 kinds of posts on r/selfsuck: 1) really excited to suck my own dick 2) severely injured my neck or back trying to suck my own dick 3) successfully sucked my own dick, it wasn't good, deleting my account
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
even if a King Ralph situation were to wipe out the next 20 successors via a series of freak accidents, we'd likely learn that our new president, The Secretary of the Interior's Cousin, is Stripe from Gremlins
Back when I was on Wild 'N Out, Snoop hosted an episode. At one point it came up in conversation that I was a lesbian. Snoop looked really confused. He began mumbling "but my grandbabies...how will I explain...?" His nose started bleeding. They had to take him away in a wheelchair. I felt so bad ☹️
SHAMLESS SELF PROMOTION TIME If you're heading to Little Flower for the end of the #ZcavengerHunt the Bookshop is open until 7pm and it's in between the N train & the cafe 🧡
He then accepted six figures to rap in a commercial for reverse mortgages
my phone just autocorrected ‘dick’ to ‘fuck’
great stuff mark but let’s quantify it even further. let’s say: Complimenting Trump hair = 1 Victory Complimenting Trump skin = 2 Victory Complimenting Trump dick and balls = 3 Victory How many Victory would you be willing to do?
Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
i would love it if somebody asked Andrew Cuomo to off-the-cuff name the location of a single subway stop outside of midtown manhattan
i'm not saying anything is anything, other than it's really noteworthy that a surge of newsom supporters came out of nowhere and continually post things like "why don't you uppity trannies accept gavin as your slop god. i used to support you freaks" whenever we say we don't really like him
And the white world lost its mind, never for it to be found again. Still, worth it. Liberté ou la Mort!!
"Third Way" sounds like someone has invented a new hole for going to the toilet. Vulgar think tank
study shows water useful in combating fire
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Farrah. Farrah was engaged to Muhanad when the war started and they had just bought a small apartment to start their lives together. It was destroyed before they could move in. They married despite the chaos and are now just trying to survive
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
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Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.
1. You're not even safe from cars when you're inside a restaurant eating. 2. They weren't "involved in a crash" anymore than someone hit by a stray bullet was "involved in a shooting."
Truly wild how these people keep inventing antisemitism from first principles except about a completely different group of people.
“Some of Hollywood’s most prominent Democrats are set to hold a fund-raiser next month for one of America’s most endangered Republicans.” The ruling class, red or blue, will watch you burn before they turn on each other. You are not a priority. Your rights and your welfare don’t even make the list.
the people with all of the money see no value in art, criticism, or even news. lil worried about that tbh
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
about two months ago, i reached out to @boringstein.bsky.social to ask if they'd be open to talking about the incredible videos they were making for Zohran Mamdani's election campaign it turned into a much bigger story than i expected
I was the one who pitched this. I really hope that nobody does a joke about it
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Last Exit To Springfield, Marge vs The Monorail, Homer Loves Flanders, Cape Feare, Itchy & Scratch Land, Bart Gets An Elephant, Homie The Clown, Lemon of Troy, You Only Move Twice and Who Shot Mr. Burns.
i hate more than anything to be hyperbolic but if you think that the democratic party will solve anything for you than you should be whacked in the head with a hammer until your brain becomes right
the closest any of these dipshits have come to saying what actually SHOULD be important is nancy pelosi w her "kitchen table issues" gibberish. a lot of people's kitchen tables look weird because their parents are in an extraducial jail, at this point
this is not why
honesty on a particularly bad month I would volunteer for Genie Service, were it an option. Sure I’ll live in the lamp nicer pillows than I’ve got, in that thing
The Rehearsal episode of Always Sunny absolutely worked for me on every level but the unhinged Dennis monologue combined with the increasing amount of tape on his face really was something
Dude is slut shaming his wife for... Checks notes...having sex with him..
extremely noticeable that I have seen exactly zero black DC residents asked to write about how they feel about Trump's occupation and/or DC's crime.
I am having a very hard week I cried at an episode of ‘twisted metal’
oh wow sicko The Stranger posts from the internet’s top creep
these people who just talk about work have jobs that is Being on Television what do they think they are doing what is in their brains
a non callused hand can be possessed by the devil
Rollie is doing yeoman’s work to even watch the shit he has to rebut
do a word btw
I’m fine w that it’s at least fifteen degrees hotter in here than it is outside they do not have the caliber to survive my miserable lifestyle
whenever my windows updates my keyboard starts typing from right to left. Thank you Microsoft
while I personally shy away from saying anything “extreme” or “hyperbolic” I do believe that anyone who willingly lives in a suburb should be strangled to death with a piano wire
one little article about a quirky local thing and half this website is ready to burn New York to the ground. Have you considered taking a deep breath or maybe coming for a visit? our breakfast sandwiches are really nice.
5 career retrospective playlists for Steve Albini, Flood/Alan Moulder, Shep Pettibone, Dave Fridmann, and Rick Nowels open.substack.com/pub/fluxblog...
all of these are good but the shep pettibone one is next level
my dude looks like he cuts his hair with an attachment to a dust devil
Okay I found the most depressing post
dating the computer has driven several men insane but when I date the computer it’s different because we are actually in love
Should not read that book when you’re in seventh grade!
fucking… Gerald’s Game
they lost to Donald trump, an objective idiot
is 'loud bark' by manequin pussy a big karaoke song because anybody who can hit it like that would be rightly celebrated
what are you talking about dude
shut up nerd
everyone at the doors got mad at me even after i showed them how i got the same nipple rings as our future mayor
i hate to admit this but i am canvassing for Andrew Cuomo for $12.50 per hour
you're a hog begging for people poorer than you to refill your trough. sick mindset
the only way to become wealthy in america is to exist as an incredulous dipshit or a malicious sociopath which means that me, america's sweetest boy, is wildly underqualified
the rare tony hale star vehicle i'm wholly onboard
I designed all of these myself, and make the shirts on my sewing machine at home 😢
This guy is obviously a piece of shit and deserves a reckoning but he also is wearing a beavis and butt-head shirt while looking like a ravaged adult beavis
wild
for sure regardless whether we butt heads on a posting app I never want to actually contribute to your having a worse day
I apologize if I misgendered you (for the record I used ‘dude’ kinda just tossed off but you’ve a valid complaint!) I just had a more considered response immediately after
what ops are on the list do you think
it’s fine it’s trying
why would anybody write down a psy-op
no
nerd alert
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