"bluesky is a bubble" "bluesky is dying" "bluesky is evil" WRONG. bluesky is simply a place to post matthau www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xggk...
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"bluesky is a bubble" "bluesky is dying" "bluesky is evil" WRONG. bluesky is simply a place to post matthau www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xggk...
hard agree
i just flew in from the canned pasta section of the grocery store and boyardees arms tired
Damn. King.
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
BREAKING: A white crow has appeared in the Rose Garden, it speaks with human tongue but in a language long forgotten, and all are laid low by the overwhelming smell of fetid carrion that seems to come from everywhere and nowhere.
Have I Got News For You returns next week and I'm worried we won't have anything to talk about.
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
I think it's cool to live in a country where guns outnumber atoms in the sun and roving gangs of masked goons hunt down dangerous helado carts and the entire economy is propped up by an unreliable calculator that tries to fuck children and makes everyone psychotic
I, Claudius is a stone-cold masterpiece you can watch in a week, but it can be hard to find online. Link unrelated archive.org/details/i-cl...
is my microwave horny? big tech and users grapple with one of the most unsettling questions of our times
same hand - the transformation begins
Just got to the end of episode 5 of I, CLAUDIUS and can confidentially say it’s an all-timer
I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
MS NOW
finally a home for Shriekin' Joe (also congrats cannot wait to watch)
I actually did think i was doing hard hitting journalism when i pitched Andy Serkis in a ripoff of Bad Moms called Bitchy Giraffe
I’ve heard there was a secret chord That David played and it
Cinema tip: if you stop watching Sinners at the 1 hour 2 minute mark it is a nice movie about the opening of a juke joint where nothing bad happens.
it's a fantastic piece, thanks for writing it!
something @jilltwiss.bsky.social gets exactly right here is that topical late night jokes are a daily check-in on shared consensus reality, one of the many reasons fascists want it gone
1896: Oh no the train is coming right out of the screen! 2025: The train is capable of self-reflection and I do therapy with the train.
2003, dammit
Coming summer 2023... Laurence Fishburne IS Martian Manhunter
truly agonizing about which dumb freak shirt to get
feels like one of the main divides in how people view ai is the reaction to its ingratiating servile tone. when ai is like "ouhhhh i'm so sorry i got that wrong sir, let my try again, you were right my liege" tech guys are like "i like this" instead of "what the fuck is wrong with you"
hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social
Coming to CBS 11:30pm May 2026
music used to go so hard
2 minutes 16 seconds
"we will welcome robust debate within the twin pillars" is so funny
Saw a TikTok about Easter eggs in Superman, anybody else catch this one
Dune’t Worry Darling
please pretend I posted this 3 months ago
most offensive thing about Gavin Newsom's podcast is that it's not called "Gabbin' Newsom"
Josh!
It's Mira Nair's night
Bill Ackman’s next post
honestly disrespectful to be talking this much about a strait during Pride www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/b...
man all this political rhetoric reminds me of that famous George Orwell book, "Whispered Encounters: An Erotic Rondelay"
Wait Elon vs Trump is literally Alien vs. Predator.
wow
He who seeks revenge digs two graves, cause he’s really good at revenge and actually did two revenges.
i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet
I don't think I've ever mentioned AI to my 12-year-old but yesterday she told me she'd deleted Duolingo (despite a months-long streak) because of this AI thing. Not just old people who find this ethos repellant.
The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths.
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
Shoutout to anyone calling out rank idiot bigotry with the clear-eyed assessment that the people who peddle it are fucking losers
Excited to do more of this fun show. Thank you to the fine executives at Warner Bros. Discovery, the company we all love and agree with!
what is the greatest line in cinema
Truly fucked
Meanwhile Josh Gottheimer’s deeply unpleasant ads feature AI images of him as a boxer fighting Trump. But you don’t need AI if you’re actually doing it.
Ras Baraka the only NJ gubernatorial candidate to put themselves on the line like this. (Also the only NJ gubernatorial candidate to appear on The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.) www.cnn.com/2025/05/09/u...
New pope is from Chicago? He probably, uh... [googles "Chicago"] derives his name from a French rendering of the indigenous Miami–Illinois name Šikaakonki, the locative form of the word šikaakwa which can mean both "skunk" and "ramps," a wild relative of onion known to botanists as Allium tricoccum.
I'll bang this drum til I die.
Raymond Chandler, letter to a friend, January 1948. Seems relevant beyond the specific Hollywood context.
Instead of 30 dolls your children can have one terrifying porcelain doll that moves when no one is looking
Define cinema with an image
Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Can my toothbrush have an acquaintance? Can my blender be exasperated? Is my tire pressure gauge mad at me?
most people don’t realize RFK actually stands for “Really Focused on Kum”
seeing this muted he looks like he's going "I got the horse right here, his name is Paul Revere"
AI is for stupid babies part one million
JD Vance please hang out with Donald Trump and shake hands with your friend Donald Trump
Today's news reminds me of that Oscar nominated movie from last year, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
(but if it didn't act like a person, it would be even more glaringly apparent what it is -- just a search engine that scrambles its results up enough so that it can claim plausible deniability about not citing sources)
strong belief i have is that chat gpt talking like a person (and people talking to it like a person in return) is extreme baby shit. like goo goo ga ga "look mommy da compooter is my fwend" embarrassing and should be treated as such.
Yeah, I get and appreciate the people saying "not all autistic people" because that's true and valid and 100% worth saying loudly, but also, even the kids he's directly describing don't deserve to be talked about the way he talks about them, or treated the way he's treating them.
the most appalling part of this political era is the physical harm they are inflicting on innocent people but secondary to that i find the constant smug lectures from this country's biggest collection of hypocrites, scammers, perverts, pedophiles, and overall bozos very distasteful
Breaking news from Bucks County PA
bill maher being like "actually mr. trump was nice to me" reminds me of this great todd barry bit that i think about all the time www.youtube.com/watch?v=weOC...
If you’ve got a thang, you didn’t spit on that.
Unions
I believe this and also think they should be saying shit like "we will investigate and prosecute insider trading and corruption to the fullest extent the law allows and nobody is immune"
three years ago the New York Times published an op-ed by a college student complaining about the chilling effect of feeling "disdain" from fellow students, because the New York Times wanted to convince America the real threat to free expression was something other than a looming right-wing autocracy
Exact same energy
I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
With the last financial crisis there was a whole ecosystem of podcasts and books and movies that sprung up to explain what happened and it's funny that this time the explanation is really just "Trump is moron."
You guessed it........ Fhloston Paradise from The Fifth Element
Upon learning that your own mistake sent an innocent father to a brutal prison where he’s likely to be tortured, anyone with a shred of decency would be overcome with shame and fight like hell to get him back. They think it’s funny. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Given the prevalence of child sexual abuse in the conservative movement this is particularly egregious
is that good
The population of Greenland? You might be surprised. @hignfyus.bsky.social @roywoodjr.bsky.social @samjaycomic.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcG...
Can't believe people have trouble with this. Our show is called "Now Is The Time For News So Here It Is (The News, I Mean)"
the constitution isn’t is a word game and the fact that you can abuse the language to produce an outcome does not mean the constitution allows that outcome. the 22nd amendment was ratified to restrict a president to two terms in office, period. that is what it does.
abolish money actually
Found a short poem
Fact check: TRUE
